Alchemy master in the city

Chapter 867 The Best Loser Friend

"It's really a very happy thing to meet Brother Li Huan tonight. I suggest, let's have a drink!"

Boss Li said happily to Li Huan and his other three brothers.

"Okay, that's a good idea, and I agree!"

"Hehe, I've long wanted to have a drink with Brother Li Huan! Come on, let's cheer together!"

After listening to Boss Li's words, Boss Hu and Boss Zhang on the side immediately nodded and echoed. In fact, even if Boss Li didn't bring it up, they were going to suggest it.

It's just that both of them were a little slow, and Boss Li gave him the lead.

However, the purpose is the same anyway, so there is no psychological barrier.

"Well... What's the point of drinking a toast? Why don't we dry the bottle together? We're all big men. Isn't it fun to blow into the bottle together? What do you think of my suggestion?"

At this time, Boss Niu suddenly suggested.

When he used to drink, he used to drink the whole bottle dry.

At this moment, looking at the small wine glasses in the hands of Boss Li, Mr. Hu and others, he really couldn't arouse any interest in drinking.

Such a small glass of wine is not enough to fit between his teeth, and it will be gone as soon as he pours it. Depressed...

On this side, after hearing Boss Niu's suggestion, Mr. Hu, Li Huan and the other four rolled their eyes involuntarily, and cursed secretly in their hearts.

Mud girl, the whole bottle is dry, do you f**k think that we are all made of wine barrels like your boss boss, and we can't get enough after drinking it?

You can drink thousands of glasses of wine without getting drunk, but if we really drink a few bottles, we will have to ask someone to help us when we go home tonight.

Boss Niu saw that Li Huan and the others were all silent and didn't speak out against his proposal, so he immediately asked again: "Hey, you guys should say something, do you want us to deal with the bottle together?"

"Fuck, fuck, I'll fuck you, you bastard, your drinking capacity is against the sky, do you think we are the same as you?"

Boss Zhang is Boss Niu's deadly enemy, and immediately jumped up and cursed in dissatisfaction.

"That's right, old cow, you bastard is not very kind tonight, it's fine to bully us while drinking, but you even want to bully Brother Li Huan together, is this your repayment to Brother Li Huan?" Boss Li said squinting .

Mr. Hu was the most straightforward. After glancing at Boss Niu, he turned around and said to Li Huan, "Brother Li Huan, let's not talk to Mr. Niu, who has a problem with his brain. Let's go have a drink over there!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Li Huan to answer, he directly pulled him up and walked to the nearby wine table.

Behind them, Boss Li and Zhang also immediately chased after them.

In the scene, only Boss Niu stood there alone.

"My time, I just made a suggestion, and I didn't say that I must do it according to my suggestion. Why do everyone have such a big opinion on me? Boss Hu and the others are too unjust!"

Boss Niu looked at the figures of the few people leaving with a depressed face, then gritted his teeth, and snorted: "You don't want to dry the bottle with me, right? Okay, then I will go to drink with you, and see if I don't make you miserable. hey-hey……"

Immediately, a dark plan came into his mind, and Boss Niu began to inspect the wine table with his eyes.

Soon, he found what he was looking for - some oversized goblets!
These goblets, the upper part of the wine is almost as big as a volleyball.

If the wine glass is filled with wine, it can hold at least two or three catties.

Boss Niu ran over quickly, took five goblets from the dining table, then turned around and ran to the place where Mr. Hu and the others were.

However, he had just run two steps before turning back, putting an extra-large goblet back, and then ran to where Li Huan and the others were again.

When he came to where Li Huan and the others were, he happened to see that Boss Li was about to pour wine into their glasses.

So, Boss Niu immediately rushed over and snatched the wine bottle from Boss Li's hand.

"Damn Niu Lao San, why are you robbing me of wine? There is so much wine here, can you take it yourself if you want to drink it? You have to rob me to be happy?"

Boss Li looked at Boss Niu very unhappily. Boss Niu grabbed the wine so fast just now that he didn't even have the time to react.

Moreover, because Boss Niu was very strong, when he was grabbing the wine, some of the wine splashed out and stained his clothes, staining his white suit a little red.

At first glance, the small red mark looks like a blooming chrysanthemum.

There is a chrysanthemum pattern on the clothes, which is a hint of red fruit in the eyes of some people with sexual orientation problems.

In case someone misunderstands that he is also a fan of that aspect, what should he do?
Thinking of the scene of being harassed by gay men, Boss Li really seemed to hit Boss Niu on the head with the wine glass in his hand, making him understand why Hua'er is so popular!
Boss Niu didn't know how much trouble his actions had brought to Boss Li. After he snatched the wine bottle, he immediately grinned and said, "Hehe, I saw that you worked too hard pouring wine, Lao Li, so I came here to help you. You share it, how about this, let me, a rough man, do the job of pouring the wine, go and talk to brother Li Huan first, and serve it to everyone after I finish the wine!"

Boss Li, who was still a little angry at Boss Niu's reckless actions, couldn't help being stunned when he heard what the former said.

He thought to himself: This guy Niu Laosan never wanted to drink alcohol before, why did he take the initiative today?
Is the sun coming out from the west today?

That's not right, where does the sun come from at night?
"Could it be that Niu Laosan's head has another day of convulsions today, and he wants to do something when pouring wine, and want to play tricks on our brothers?"

Boss Li looked at Boss Niu suspiciously. This guy had a criminal record before.

At a certain event banquet, this guy happened to have a monthly headache day.

That time was the same as now, he offered to pour wine for several people.

As a result, this guy secretly threw some unknown medicine into the wine while the others were not paying attention.

Needless to say, President Hu and Boss Li knelt down immediately!

After drinking the wine poured by Boss Niu, Boss Hu and Boss Li started playing the "Music of Fart"!
Several people took turns to fart, and it was the smelly and loud variety!
As a result, the event banquet was completely ruined by the shocking behavior of these guys.

Unfortunately, as the instigator of this incident, Boss Niu was still laughing and applauding!

At that time, if he hadn't thought about the reason for this guy's head convulsion, even if it was the relationship between his best buddies, Boss Li and others really wanted to pull Boss Niu out and shoot him for 5 minutes!
Damn, it made them make such a big fool of themselves in front of so many people, it was embarrassing.

Fortunately, at that time, their reputation was still very small, not as high as they are now, otherwise, Boss Li and others would really never dare to come out to meet people.

There's no way, it was a good banquet event, but it was bombarded by a few of them so that it collapsed!

Boss Li still remembers it very clearly. Their fraudulent fart bombing operation made the organizer of the event banquet so angry that his face turned green.

If it wasn't for the few people who were clever enough to run away as soon as the situation was wrong, they would probably be caught by the organizer and thrown into the pond to play with the sharks.

It was also because of that lesson that Boss Li, Mr. Hu and the others never dared to ask Boss Niu to pour wine every time they drank.

I'm afraid that he will throw some messy things into the wine again when he and the others are not paying attention, the fun is really too much fun.

If Boss Niu just throws away laxatives or things that can make people fart, it’s not so bad. I’m afraid that if he throws a strong poison into the wine, will they still be able to see the sun tomorrow after drinking?

Thinking of this, Boss Li immediately asked aloud: "Niu Laosan, is it time for you to have a monthly brain twitch today?"

"I'm dizzy, Lao Li, your memory is really bad, right? I just had a vape a few days ago, how could it be possible again today?"

Boss Niu rolled his eyes at Boss Li and said speechlessly.

When Boss Li heard his words, he immediately remembered that it was indeed a blow a few days ago.

According to the long-standing practice, Boss Niu's "convulsions" will only occur once a month at most.

Since he had already had an illness before, he should not smoke again within this month.

After thinking about this point clearly, Boss Li finally heaved a sigh of relief secretly.

Then he questioned Boss Niu again: "Since your brain is not crazy, why are you so enthusiastic today and asked to pour wine for us?"

"What's the matter? You used to pour wine for me. Today, let me serve you once. Besides, I said something wrong just now, so I want to pour wine for you again. I hope I can get Your forgiveness!"

Boss Niu said sincerely, but his left hand holding the extra-large goblet was more concealed.

Boss Li took a serious look at Boss Niu's expression, and after confirming that what he should say was serious, he finally let go of his vigilance and said, "Well, I'll give you a chance to make up for your mistakes. Speaking of which, our brother It’s been a long time since I’ve enjoyed your service, so I’ll leave it to you this time!”

"Haha, that's right. Old Li, go and chat with Boss Hu and Brother Li Huan first. I'll send it to you as soon as I pour the wine!"

Boss Niu happily urged Boss Li to leave.

"Ah."

Boss Li didn't think much about anything else, nodded and left.

"It can be regarded as fooling him away, and it's time to get down to business, hehe..."

After confirming that Boss Li was going far away, Boss Niu immediately put the four extra-large goblets that had been hidden behind his back on the table, and used his tall body to block the sight of Boss Hu.

"Crack!" "Crack!" "Crack!" "Crack!"

There were four sounds of the lids of the wine bottles being lifted. Boss Niu held two bottles of Brandy in each hand and began to pour wine into each extra-large goblet.

Accompanied by the sound of "gurgling", the four bottles of Brandy were quickly poured out, and at this time, the tall goblet was only a third full of liquor.

Boss Niu grinned, and then continued to pat off the caps of the four bottles of Brandywine, repeating the previous action.

Half a minute later, after draining the entire twelve bottles of Brandyx, Boss Niu finally filled up four extra-large goblets.

After doing all this, he took another ordinary wine glass and poured a third of the red wine into it.

Immediately afterwards, he got a tray, put four, one, one, and five glasses of wine on it, then picked it up and walked towards Mr. Hu, Li Huan and others.

"Boss Hu and the others said they want to toast together, they must be very satisfied with my old cow's service this time, hehe..."

(End of this chapter)