Shanjian Academy
Chapter 22 The First Doorman
Chapter 22 The First Doorman
Wu Dabao chuckled, winked at Mu Zhengyang, and said wretchedly, "Have you never heard of Jay Chou's song? The pectoral muscles I trained are not for nothing, let me feel your domineering..."
Mu Zhengyang had a chill, and goosebumps all over his body. He pulled away Wu Dabao's hand from his neck, and said to Wu Dabao with disgust on his face, "It's not scary to be fat, but I'm afraid of getting fat. What a show, and you are the leader of the fat, the vanguard of the show!"
"Ha ha……"
Wu Dabao was not ashamed, but proud, and said with a satisfied smile.
"Your smile is too scary. I'd better just go and sit in the store. Fireworks are really unnecessary. They pollute the environment and destroy sanitation. Besides, I'm going to leave later!"
The laughter startled the birds perched on the willow tree, and Mu Zhengyang hurriedly pulled Wu Dabao into the store.
"Huh, it's a bit strange? It's only been a week since the decoration of your store, why does it feel like it has been in the past few months, and the smell has become very small!"
Wu Dabao knew that Mu Zhengyang would not be polite to him, so he asked the little brothers to put away the fireworks and put them back in the trunk of the car, and then walked to the store with Mu Zhengyang. He has been doing decoration for the past few years and is very experienced , the abnormality was noticed immediately.
"Probably raised a few pots of green plants!"
It's hard to explain clearly, Mu Zhengyang simply pointed to the six pots of spider plants on the shelf, and said casually.
"Chlorophytum? Have you forgotten what my buddies do? Green plants can indeed absorb formaldehyde and other irritating gases in the air, but the effect is extremely limited. If you think of the effect, you must have a large number. You only have six pots. Think It is almost impossible to reduce the odor to such a low level in a few days! I noticed that there is a Xinxin flower shop next door to you. Did you borrow all the green plants from their flower shop? Finally I only bought six pots of Chlorophytum, which is a bit too much! How can I catch up with people like this? My buddy will teach you a few tricks..."
Wu Dabao took advantage of the situation to hook Mu Zhengyang's neck again, and his fat fist was going to beat Mu Zhengyang's chest again.
"Stop it..., I really only used these few pots of green plants, and it doesn't mean anything to the lady in the flower shop next door!"
Mu Zhengyang blocked Wu Dabao's fist with his palm, and borrowed the moves from Baijia Cuoquan to lock Wu Dabao's two arms together like a character of eight.
"Crack, Yangyang, it's ok, quickly untie it for brother!"
Wu Dabao was too obese, his arms were entangled and it was difficult to move, so he could only beg Mu Zhengyang to untie him.
"Brother's chest muscles are not something you can rely on if you want, you know?", Mu Zhengyang looked at Wu Dabao with a smile and said.
"Stingy, just don't rely on it!" Wu Dabao said like a resentful woman.
"Hehe, next time I'll lock your hands and feet together!"
Mu Zhengyang just made a joke with Wu Dabao, and immediately let Wu Dabao untie him.
"Just now I didn't pay attention to the sneak attack, it doesn't count, come again, look at my tiger attack!"
Wu Dabao regained his freedom. He has always been very interested in martial arts. He thought that his skills were much better than Mu Zhengyang's.
"what!"
As soon as Wu Dabao finished speaking, he let out a scream, and tied his hands on his left leg like shoelaces.
"The tiger is still preying on it..., if it says to lock your hands and feet together, it will lock your hands and feet together!"
Mu Zhengyang has already deduced two sets of moves in Baijia Cuoquan, and it is the first time to use them face to face, and the effect still makes him very satisfied.
"Damn it, Yangyang, are you cheating on it? How did you become so powerful? Brother is really convinced, please untie it for me!"
Wu Dabao just felt that his two hands were held by Mu Zhengyang in an instant, and they were tied to his left leg in a vague way, without seeing Mu Zhengyang's specific movements at all.
Although the moves Mu Zhengyang used against Wu Dabao would not cause any damage to his body, but it was enough to stop joking among the buddies, and Wu Dabao immediately untied him.
If Mu Zhengyang's sneak attack was counted for the first time, the second time would be aboveboard. Wu Dabao moved his arms, but this time he was completely convinced, staring at Mu Zhengyang and said, "You absolutely It must have been practiced!"
Mu Zhengyang rubbed his nose and said with a faint smile, "I've been studying for a few days!"
"After a few days of learning, can you have the same kung fu as you? Your skill is much stronger than the coach of the boxing gym I often go to. It must have been learned for a long time! And the master who taught you is also a person with real skills, isn't it? Which famous martial arts master is he? Is he still accepting apprentices? Let me introduce you!"
Wu Dabao is more interested in this kind of mysterious kung fu than the honey wine made by Mu Zhengyang, and he said to Mu Zhengyang with anticipation in his eyes.
"To tell you the truth, I only practiced this set of Baijiacuoquan for a few days, and I don't have a famous martial arts master as my master. I derived all the moves myself!"
Mu Zhengyang's face was serious, and his expression was extremely serious and authentic.
"Stop kidding, bro! I'm telling you, what are you kidding?"
Wu Dabao obviously didn't believe Mu Zhengyang's truth, thinking that Mu Zhengyang was joking with him.
"Uh, alright! Actually, I do have a master. He is a legendary hermit master, and he is the one who taught me my Baijiacuoquan, but I haven't seen it for a long time. I have seen his old man, and I don’t even know where his fairy trail is! But if you want to learn, I can teach you!”
Mu Zhengyang was very helpless, telling the truth was exactly as he expected, Wu Dabao would only think that he was joking, so he repeated the story he told Mu Erya and others.
"You teach me? Then I am your apprentice?"
Wu Dabao really wanted to learn, but he didn't want to be a generation lower than Mu Zhengyang, he frowned unwillingly.
"Theoretically, this is the case! But now I am the only successor of our sect, and I have the final say on everything. We are buddies. It is really inappropriate for you to be my apprentice. I have another way! "
Mu Zhengyang's goal in the future is to develop Nanshan Academy, but there is only one person in Nanshan Academy now, since Wu Dabao wants to learn, he has an idea in mind.
"I'll go, there is still a sect? If there is any way, tell me quickly!"
Wu Dabao's blood was surging, as if a door to a new world had opened in front of him, urging Mu Zhengyang to speak.
"Our sect is Nanshan Academy. If you want to join, I can accept apprentices on behalf of the master. Then you will be my junior!"
"Didn't your Nanshan Academy just register a while ago? I did it for you..."
"I'm the only heir, so I'll do whatever I say, stop talking nonsense, would you like to join our Nanshan Academy?"
"For the sake of my brothers, I will reluctantly agree to you!"
I have to drive home tomorrow morning, so sorry!
(End of this chapter)
Wu Dabao chuckled, winked at Mu Zhengyang, and said wretchedly, "Have you never heard of Jay Chou's song? The pectoral muscles I trained are not for nothing, let me feel your domineering..."
Mu Zhengyang had a chill, and goosebumps all over his body. He pulled away Wu Dabao's hand from his neck, and said to Wu Dabao with disgust on his face, "It's not scary to be fat, but I'm afraid of getting fat. What a show, and you are the leader of the fat, the vanguard of the show!"
"Ha ha……"
Wu Dabao was not ashamed, but proud, and said with a satisfied smile.
"Your smile is too scary. I'd better just go and sit in the store. Fireworks are really unnecessary. They pollute the environment and destroy sanitation. Besides, I'm going to leave later!"
The laughter startled the birds perched on the willow tree, and Mu Zhengyang hurriedly pulled Wu Dabao into the store.
"Huh, it's a bit strange? It's only been a week since the decoration of your store, why does it feel like it has been in the past few months, and the smell has become very small!"
Wu Dabao knew that Mu Zhengyang would not be polite to him, so he asked the little brothers to put away the fireworks and put them back in the trunk of the car, and then walked to the store with Mu Zhengyang. He has been doing decoration for the past few years and is very experienced , the abnormality was noticed immediately.
"Probably raised a few pots of green plants!"
It's hard to explain clearly, Mu Zhengyang simply pointed to the six pots of spider plants on the shelf, and said casually.
"Chlorophytum? Have you forgotten what my buddies do? Green plants can indeed absorb formaldehyde and other irritating gases in the air, but the effect is extremely limited. If you think of the effect, you must have a large number. You only have six pots. Think It is almost impossible to reduce the odor to such a low level in a few days! I noticed that there is a Xinxin flower shop next door to you. Did you borrow all the green plants from their flower shop? Finally I only bought six pots of Chlorophytum, which is a bit too much! How can I catch up with people like this? My buddy will teach you a few tricks..."
Wu Dabao took advantage of the situation to hook Mu Zhengyang's neck again, and his fat fist was going to beat Mu Zhengyang's chest again.
"Stop it..., I really only used these few pots of green plants, and it doesn't mean anything to the lady in the flower shop next door!"
Mu Zhengyang blocked Wu Dabao's fist with his palm, and borrowed the moves from Baijia Cuoquan to lock Wu Dabao's two arms together like a character of eight.
"Crack, Yangyang, it's ok, quickly untie it for brother!"
Wu Dabao was too obese, his arms were entangled and it was difficult to move, so he could only beg Mu Zhengyang to untie him.
"Brother's chest muscles are not something you can rely on if you want, you know?", Mu Zhengyang looked at Wu Dabao with a smile and said.
"Stingy, just don't rely on it!" Wu Dabao said like a resentful woman.
"Hehe, next time I'll lock your hands and feet together!"
Mu Zhengyang just made a joke with Wu Dabao, and immediately let Wu Dabao untie him.
"Just now I didn't pay attention to the sneak attack, it doesn't count, come again, look at my tiger attack!"
Wu Dabao regained his freedom. He has always been very interested in martial arts. He thought that his skills were much better than Mu Zhengyang's.
"what!"
As soon as Wu Dabao finished speaking, he let out a scream, and tied his hands on his left leg like shoelaces.
"The tiger is still preying on it..., if it says to lock your hands and feet together, it will lock your hands and feet together!"
Mu Zhengyang has already deduced two sets of moves in Baijia Cuoquan, and it is the first time to use them face to face, and the effect still makes him very satisfied.
"Damn it, Yangyang, are you cheating on it? How did you become so powerful? Brother is really convinced, please untie it for me!"
Wu Dabao just felt that his two hands were held by Mu Zhengyang in an instant, and they were tied to his left leg in a vague way, without seeing Mu Zhengyang's specific movements at all.
Although the moves Mu Zhengyang used against Wu Dabao would not cause any damage to his body, but it was enough to stop joking among the buddies, and Wu Dabao immediately untied him.
If Mu Zhengyang's sneak attack was counted for the first time, the second time would be aboveboard. Wu Dabao moved his arms, but this time he was completely convinced, staring at Mu Zhengyang and said, "You absolutely It must have been practiced!"
Mu Zhengyang rubbed his nose and said with a faint smile, "I've been studying for a few days!"
"After a few days of learning, can you have the same kung fu as you? Your skill is much stronger than the coach of the boxing gym I often go to. It must have been learned for a long time! And the master who taught you is also a person with real skills, isn't it? Which famous martial arts master is he? Is he still accepting apprentices? Let me introduce you!"
Wu Dabao is more interested in this kind of mysterious kung fu than the honey wine made by Mu Zhengyang, and he said to Mu Zhengyang with anticipation in his eyes.
"To tell you the truth, I only practiced this set of Baijiacuoquan for a few days, and I don't have a famous martial arts master as my master. I derived all the moves myself!"
Mu Zhengyang's face was serious, and his expression was extremely serious and authentic.
"Stop kidding, bro! I'm telling you, what are you kidding?"
Wu Dabao obviously didn't believe Mu Zhengyang's truth, thinking that Mu Zhengyang was joking with him.
"Uh, alright! Actually, I do have a master. He is a legendary hermit master, and he is the one who taught me my Baijiacuoquan, but I haven't seen it for a long time. I have seen his old man, and I don’t even know where his fairy trail is! But if you want to learn, I can teach you!”
Mu Zhengyang was very helpless, telling the truth was exactly as he expected, Wu Dabao would only think that he was joking, so he repeated the story he told Mu Erya and others.
"You teach me? Then I am your apprentice?"
Wu Dabao really wanted to learn, but he didn't want to be a generation lower than Mu Zhengyang, he frowned unwillingly.
"Theoretically, this is the case! But now I am the only successor of our sect, and I have the final say on everything. We are buddies. It is really inappropriate for you to be my apprentice. I have another way! "
Mu Zhengyang's goal in the future is to develop Nanshan Academy, but there is only one person in Nanshan Academy now, since Wu Dabao wants to learn, he has an idea in mind.
"I'll go, there is still a sect? If there is any way, tell me quickly!"
Wu Dabao's blood was surging, as if a door to a new world had opened in front of him, urging Mu Zhengyang to speak.
"Our sect is Nanshan Academy. If you want to join, I can accept apprentices on behalf of the master. Then you will be my junior!"
"Didn't your Nanshan Academy just register a while ago? I did it for you..."
"I'm the only heir, so I'll do whatever I say, stop talking nonsense, would you like to join our Nanshan Academy?"
"For the sake of my brothers, I will reluctantly agree to you!"
I have to drive home tomorrow morning, so sorry!
(End of this chapter)
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