Shanjian Academy

Chapter 6 Guarding the mountain and being poor forever?

"Have you told your mother what I taught you?"

"Um……"

"It's nothing, they will know sooner or later! But I think your expression is a bit strange, what did you say to your mother?"

Mu Zhengyang noticed that Mu Erya's eyes were wandering, and she seemed a little guilty.

"I've been talking to you since I got home. I told my mother that even if you didn't go to the provincial government office to report, you will have a bright future! I guess my mother came to learn the "Three-Character Mental Health Sutra" from you." !"

Mu Erya straightened her body, pretending to be calm and said.

On weekdays, Mu Erya helps Mu Zhengyang do something, and she will definitely force Mu Zhengyang to boast about her, but just now she was obviously guilty of doing something wrong!
Mu Zhengyang beat his chest with his small fists, showing a frightened expression, and said to Mu Erya: "Old sister, your behavior makes me a little scared!"

"Hey, I'm so exhausted! Yangyang, hurry up and bring your mother a bowl of water!"

"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there..."

Before he got outside Nanshan Academy, Mu Zhengyang heard his mother Liu Lihua's shout.

Mu Zhengyang went to the kitchen and took a spoon made of a gourd, filled a spoonful of water from the jade bottle, and dumped it into the yard.

Liu Lihua is obese, and her physical fitness is much worse than Mu Erya's. She was out of breath when she climbed to the top of Wangri Cliff, and sat down on Mu Zhengyang's recliner, fanning herself with her hands to cool down, and staring at her. Looking at Mu Erya, he said: "You are heartless! Abandoning your old mother and running to the mountains alone, you have been raised so big for nothing!"

"Mom, it's not that I see through the world of mortals and go up to the mountains to become a nun, so I have no conscience!"

Mu Zhengyang inherited his father Mu Qingshan's stubborn temper, while Mu Erya not only inherited his mother's obese physique, but his sharp mouth also won his mother's regret, so he immediately retorted.

"This time you have to learn the weight-loss exercises from your younger brother seriously. When you lose weight, you will be a live advertisement for our weight-loss class. When you are free, you can also help out. Besides, a middle-aged girl who is about [-] If you lose weight, you may be able to get married!"

Liu Lihua lay on the chair, looked at Mu Erya, and thought happily.

"I'm 27, okay? And my lifelong event, isn't it as important as live advertising?"

Ever since Liu Lihua saw a piece of fake news on her mobile phone that classified as a middle-aged person at the age of 25, she put Mu Erya into one of her ranks, Mu Erya said angrily.

"Everyone is middle-aged, so there's nothing taboo about age! Besides, of course I'm worried about your life-long event, but it's useless to worry about it!"

"Whoever you are is middle-aged...you don't become middle-aged until you're 40, okay?"

"Isn't this changed on the Internet..."

"That's fake!"

Mu Zhengyang came out of the kitchen with a spoonful of water, and said to Liu Lihua and Mu Erya, "Mother and daughter have a very good relationship, they chat so passionately! Come, mom, drink some water!"

"Gudong! Gudong..." Liu Lihua took the gourd spoon in Mu Zhengyang's hand, gulped down the water, frowned and said after drinking, "Yangyang, your water is a bit strange! It's sweet and delicious, drink it I feel completely refreshed, and the fatigue from climbing the mountain just now is gone! Did you buy mineral water? Or did you find it on the mountain?"

Mu Erya smiled and said, "Oh, it's gone, mom has learned to use idioms! But this spoonful of water is not a stimulant. Is it as magical as you said?"

Liu Lihua handed the gourd spoon to Mu Erya, and said, "Try it too!"

Mu Erya took a sip suspiciously, then couldn't stop at all, drank all the water in the gourd spoon, and still didn't feel satisfied, wiped his mouth and said to Mu Zhengyang: "Brother, your water is so strange, it tastes good when you drink it. The feeling of rain after a long drought is refreshing all over your body! Could it be given to you by that worldly expert?"

"This is actually the dew I collected using the secret method taught to me by that worldly master, but this secret method is the untold secret of that worldly master!"

Before the appearance of the fictitious outsider, Mu Zhengyang didn't dare to show these methods in front of his family, and now they are all pushed on that outsider.

Liu Lihua also understood the general idea, and asked: "Collecting dew? An outsider? It's really a fairy trick! Yangyang, you also learned your weight-loss exercises from that outsider?"

"Ok!"

Mu Zhengyang nodded, thinking in his heart, if one day, you know that the imaginary superhuman being is completely fictitious, but the real superhuman is right in front of your eyes, how will you feel?

"Haha, Yangyang, you have really hit the luck of eighteen lifetimes! Now you have learned the methods of that worldly expert, and you are also a small worldly expert! No wonder the weight-loss exercise you taught your sister is like the fairy method of weight loss Same! Your sister is right, there are a lot of fat people now, you have this unique skill to open a weight loss class, and you are making money! One person charges 100 tuition, ten people is 1, one hundred people is [-], and one Thousands of people are [-] million, [-] people..."

A large amount of money seemed to appear in front of Liu Lihua's eyes, and she curled her fingers to vividly calculate how much money she could earn.

Mu Zhengyang glared at Mu Erya viciously, he worked so hard to get Liu Lihua to give up the idea of ​​letting him go to the provincial government office, and this reminded his mother of letting him take a weight loss class!

Father Mu Qingshan hopes that Mu Zhengyang will flourish in his official career, and mother Liu Lihua hopes that Mu Zhengyang will become a wealthy businessman!
As if she didn't feel Mu Zhengyang's gaze, Mu Erya looked at the pure blue sky from left to right, and said, "The wind today is very noisy..."

"Yangyang, you don't want to? You like to stay on the mountain, so forget it if you don't want to go to the provincial government to report. I know your character! But it's not a problem for you to stay on the mountain like this! The next door village Wang Dabao, who didn’t finish junior high school, heard that he earns 20 to [-] yuan a month outside! There’s also Chen Fugui’s boy, who drives more than [-] yuan in a car when he returns home during the Chinese New Year, and that…”

Seeing that Mu Zhengyang hadn't spoken, Liu Lihua kept raising various examples in Mu Zhengyang's ear.

"Okay! Stop it!"

Mu Zhengyang made a stop gesture, otherwise his mother Liu Lihua could talk for a long time without repetition!

Speaking of which, Liu Lihua has always had the idea of ​​doing business. As early as the golden age of the 90s, she had the idea of ​​taking all her savings and going south to do business. Mu Qingshan was afraid of losing money and would rather live a stable life in the mountains, so Comrade Liu Lihua would encourage people to do business whenever he had the opportunity In the past, Mu Zhengyang had excellent grades, and according to Mu Qingshan's expectation, he was to become a civil servant, but now Mu Zhengyang refused to report, and he had a slimming skill, so he came to persuade Mu Zhengyang with great interest.

"Did you agree to go to the weight-loss class? Actually, there is no cost, just rent a small place! With your magical weight-loss exercise, you will definitely attract a large number of people! You are no worse than those people, and you are still young. You shouldn't stick to this mountain and spend your entire life in poverty!"

Liu Lihua felt that Mu Zhengyang was not so easy to compromise, and continued to persuade him earnestly.

"Stay on the mountain and be poor forever?"

Mu Zhengyang showed a confident smile and asked Liu Lihua back.

(End of this chapter)