This princess is a bit wild

Chapter 416 How to relieve worries, only Du Kang

"Hehe, you're still a smart guy! For the sake of your smart stuff, I'll give you a set of massages for free!" Jiang Luoli smiled wildly.

Between the smiles, a pair of slender white bare hands walked over Beimen Yizheng's body like lightning. I don't know which acupoints they knocked on. Then I saw Beimen Yizheng's face flushed and his eyes slightly opened.

Su Sanxiao was surprised.

For more than ten years, Beimen Yizheng has almost only one expression every day.

What method did Luo Li use to make this paralyzed man so excited?
Beimen Yizheng himself was also curious.

After Jiang Luoli's silver needle passed through the acupuncture point, there was already an uncontrollable heat surge in his body. After Jiang Luoli gave him the so-called "massage", even his limbs seemed to be uncontrollable. The most strange thing is his face, it seems that it is not his own, it is quietly changing...

"Brother Beimen, are you finally laughing?"

"is it?"

Beimen Yizheng asked back in shock, but he didn't know that his tightly locked brows had been relaxed, the corners of his gloomy mouth were slightly raised, and his originally pale complexion was now showing a trace of blush.

The next moment, Beimen Yizheng turned his head and looked at Jiang Luoli in disbelief.

"Is this a cure?"

"Not so far!" Jiang Luoli narrowed her eyes and smiled mysteriously.

Before Beimen Yizheng came back to his senses, Jiang Luoli took a mouthful of the drunken and ruthless Wang Beimen Yizheng that he had taken out from the space ring.

The wine was flowing freely, and the air was filled with the mellow aroma of wine.

It was the first time that Beimen Yizheng, who was treated so rudely, soon became angry again, and stared at Jiang Luoli fiercely.

"What did you drink for me just now?"

"Wine!" Jiang Luoli shook the half of the wine jar left in her hand.

The expression on Beimen Yizheng's face became even more gloomy.

"Why do you want to pour alcohol on me?"

"Haven't you heard a word?"

"What?"

"How to relieve worries, only Du Kang."

Jiang Luoli smiled slightly, and no longer paid any attention to Yizheng at the North Gate. She only took Su Sanxiao and A Li to sit opposite Yizheng at the North Gate, and took out a jar of fermented fruit that she had sealed away for a long time from the space ring. Drinking with Su Sanxiao and A Li.

This fruit brew has a lower alcohol content than ordinary alcohol, it tastes sweet and has an endless aftertaste, even Ah Li can have a few drinks.

Only Beimen Yizheng was left with silver needles all over his face, his eyes were bulging, and his face was dark, like an angry hedgehog.

He looked angry and funny.

just wait……

After a while it was just funny.

Jiang Luoli then only talked to Su Sanxiao and A Li, all of which were jokes he heard from the Internet in his last life.

"Do you know? In ancient times, there was a man who had a slow temper and hated eating pork very, very, very much! But one day, two of his subordinates suddenly got into a fight, and this guy became violent I was so angry, so I asked people to go to the kitchen to get a lot of prepared pork and pancakes, and then ordered the two fighters to eat it! As a punishment!"

"What kind of punishment is this pork?" Ah Li shook his head.

Su Sanxiao also slightly raised the corners of her lips, showing a hint of amused expression.

"That's right, but that guy watched his two subordinates eat and warned them that if they dare to commit the crime again, they will have to add some ghee to the pork when they are punished next time!" Jiang Luoli shook her head and said. .

As soon as these words came out, both Su Sanxiao and A Li couldn't help laughing.

It's just that Su Sanxiao and A Li laughed softly.

There was a burst of wanton laughter from the opposite side: "Ha...hahaha..."

Su Sanxiao and A Li turned their heads and found that it was Beimen Yizheng who was laughing. They couldn't help being a little surprised.

Even Jiang Luoli raised her eyebrows, squinting at Beimen Yizheng beside her: "Is this joke so funny?"

"Hahahahahahaha... It's ridiculous. Today, I actually feel that even those people with hideous faces in this world can laugh at people who are ridiculous."

"It's really strange, how did Brother Beimen figure it out?" Su Sanxiao opened his eyes wide.

Beimen Yizheng came back to his senses, and he couldn't figure it out. He just looked at Jiang Luoli with a relaxed and happy expression, with a look of admiration in his eyes.

"Why don't you let the genius doctor explain why?"

"You are just stagnant of qi and blood, your limbs don't melt, and you are too rigid in the world's etiquette, so you will be unhappy and unhappy. Just give you a breath, move your muscles and bones, and have a pot of Dukang! You can forget everything in the world. Sad!" Jiang Luoli's voice was crisp and clear, and her expression was clear.

The bright moonlight reflected on Jiang Luoli's face through layers of dark clouds, covering her snow-like skin with a perfect hazy halo, like a goddess falling from the nine heavens, so beautiful and cold, Sacred and inviolable.

For a while, apart from A Li who was still drinking the stuffed fruit and eating small pastries, Su Sanxiao and Beimen Yizheng were silent on the spot, without speaking for a long time.

"What? You can't drink enough, already drunk?" Jiang Luoli stretched out five fingers and shook them in front of Yizheng at the North Gate.

You know, the jar she made is drunk for a long time, although it doesn't only need a few drops to make people drunk for three days like the Mihun powder he brewed, but it only takes one sip to make people drink to pieces!

This guy must be drunk, right?
However, Su Sanxiao reminded Jiang Luoli from the side: "It's impossible for him to be drunk...Brother Beimen has the title of Jiuxian in the Beidou Empire. He once drank thirty altars of fine wine in one day, and the result was also drunk." I just took a nap for two hours! Woke up and still not half drunk!"

"..."

The corners of Jiang Luoli's mouth trembled.

This man looks really sick!
No wonder I'm so depressed, I can't get drunk after drinking so much, what fun is there in life?

but……

Beimen Yizheng seemed very satisfied with the sip of wine that Jiang Luoli gave him, smiled at Jiang Luoli and said, "Today, I really saw the wonderful hand of the genius doctor, it was an eye-opener! I don't know if the genius doctor can give you that altar of fine wine as a gift. Give it to me? I am willing to exchange all the treasures in this world with you!"

Jiang Luoli smiled slightly when she heard this.

Sure enough, her drunken talk is still useful...

"I've seen a lot of treasures in the world, but not many interesting ones. If you can exchange them with me for something interesting, I'll think about it." Jiang Luoli sat on the ground and raised the price, with the incomparable shrewdness of a businessman in his eyes.

Su Sanxiao has long been used to Jiang Luoli's greedy but not greedy temper, so she just let Jiang Luoli and Beimen Yizheng talk.

Anyway, girl Luoli won't suffer.

This North Gate is also a master who is not afraid of suffering.

If the two of them can get to know each other without fighting, maybe they can be a rare help for Luo Li in the future...

(End of this chapter)