The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 11 Butt goal (ball recommendation, favorite)

"Puchi" nosebleeds splashed out, a full meter high!

A row of black lines appeared on the foreheads of the team members on the field. They were shocked that Zhu Weiyu could jump so high, but now they couldn't help laughing. Such a funny picture is really very rare.

However, the game continued without stopping because of Zhu Weiyu's injury.This is not a professional arena, professional ethics and so on are cheating, this is an elementary school, what else can you expect from a group of elementary school students?What's more, the opponents of their competition are from other colleges, how can they stop the competition with a mere nosebleed?You are not seriously injured.

The little bald Zidane's pass is still very powerful. Although Zhu Weiyu didn't use too much strength for the "header", he still passed the ball outside the penalty area.Among the group of savages guarding outside the penalty area, this handsome guy Beckham actually occupied the best position and got the ball!

But this is not surprising, the defenders are in the penalty area, and only the midfielders are outside.Among these midfielders, both Keane and Beckham came from Y Super League. The competition in that era was extremely fierce, and it was known as the world of muscular steel sticks.Well, if Beckham's playing style is very girly, it is impossible for him to hang around there for so long, and his leg would have been broken long ago.

Not to mention anything else, after Beckham got the ball, his eyes just glanced lightly, and after a run-up, he kicked the ball to a twisting big butt.The name of the alien Ronnie is naturally not something to brag about. With a speed of about 10 seconds per 4 meters, he can get a good ranking even if he participates in the world competition.

However, there are quite a few people who run fast here. By counting roughly, the little Messi who can run 11 meters in [-] seconds is counted as one. Of course Ronaldo can do it, and Cruyff can too!

So, I saw a big ass running there with a twist, and there was a person beside him who was constantly interfering. His long hair drew a shadow on the court, and a certain little bald man who followed behind couldn't help thinking: "Asshole, I know you have long hair, why are you still showing it off, why, why...!"

Well, not to mention anything else, these people distanced themselves from others like the wind, and there was another person besides them.

Zhu Weiyu! !

When did this guy become so fast?Unexpectedly, the painful training had such an amazing effect in such a short period of time.But think about it, add some gravity every day, and after a few days, you will bear several times the weight of your body. Once you take it off, it will return to double the gravity and you will naturally be as light as a swallow.

This kind of training method is only effective here. God knows how much Zhu Weiyu has suffered these days, how much nutrition he has supplemented, how much he has suffered because of broken bones and muscle tears, and how many times he has seen nurses! ! ...You know, that's the point.If it were changed to being in the human world, then this person would have been useless long ago, and his life would be finished.

Of course, in addition to these, I would also like to thank the "life-saving pill" with a particularly strange taste. If Teacher Li Jing hadn't given him so much at once, he might not have enough willpower to persevere.

Beside the field, the teacher who was being thanked by someone had a mysterious light in his eyes, watching the game on the field, the corner of his mouth slightly raised: "Hehe~ I didn't expect the effect to be so good, it's really surprising... ..." Those eyes that looked like a mouse made people feel a little creepy, and Zhu Weiyu, who was running on the field, suddenly shivered for some reason.

Ronnie ran wildly, and immediately approached the opponent's penalty area. Bobby and Cannavaro stood in front of him like two iron gates. Keane stood too far ahead, and now he could only rely on the defenders to defend. Han wasn't as fast as Ronnie.

The man facing Bailey, oh no, the man who can guard Bailey.Even if he claims to be Ronnie, he doesn't dare to try too much. After all, this is the last battle before facing the Cultivation Academy, and it will be related to whether he can play at that time!
Ronnie tried the pendulum to shake his body twice, but couldn't find any flaws. He had no choice but to pass the ball to Ronaldo on the right.

Immediately patted his bare forehead, this was passed on to the wrong person!

Whether it is Ronaldo or Messi, there is actually no difference between these two goods. There are only two results when the ball reaches their feet-scoring or losing the ball!

Sure enough, after receiving the ball, Ronaldo no longer had his teammates in his eyes, so he forced him to cut inside. Maldini blocked his way forward, but he was not afraid at all. Only Maldini was left in front of him. If Ronaldo gives up on this level of Tini, he will not be called Ronaldo.

There were a few dazzling bicycles under his feet. Maldini didn't take this trick at all. He stood there motionless, seeing the opponent's players approaching behind him, Ronaldo accelerated decisively and then volleyed vigorously!
With a crisp sound, the football drew an arc in the air and hit the goal accurately.

This is Ronaldo, who can shoot high-quality balls even in random shots, but he is too independent, far more vicious than Messi, a guy who can't pass the ball.

As expected of Yashin, Yashin stood guard in front of the gate like a spider, facing Ronnie with gleaming teeth without any fear.But there is no way to do this. Yashin has long been calm after being abused by two bastards, Bailey and Lao Ma, every day.

There was a muffled sound of "Boom!" Facing Ronaldo's close-range heavy artillery, even Yashin didn't dare try to hug him, so he could only fist out with both hands.The football spun countless times in the air and flew towards the outside of the penalty area. The attackers were all standing near the penalty area. The players on both sides behind hadn't followed up, and a small vacuum appeared outside the penalty area.

No, not a complete vacuum, and a man in half-colored... nosebleeds!

Running all the way, Zhu Weiyu's nosebleeds scattered all the way, so the people behind him avoided him one by one. Could this be the reason why there is no one around him according to the legend...?
Zhu Weiyu, Zhu Weiyu actually appeared in this position that shouldn't be there, and he actually ran faster than his two midfielders!As a defensive midfielder, he is negligent. If the attack fails and the opponent plays a fast break, there will be a huge hole in the empty backcourt. If he loses a goal, he will be responsible.

But now, who cares about this! !

Keane was stunned for a moment and rushed towards Zhu Weiyu, as did Zidane.With Zhu Weiyu, a novice on the opposite side, they seemed to see an opportunity to attack.

"Zhu Weiyu, shoot!!" Seeing Zhu Weiyu standing there blankly after receiving the ball, Beckham behind him couldn't help shouting again.

As if woken up suddenly, two flames appeared in Zhu Weiyu's eyes: "That's right, a genius got a chance! This is a good chance for me to score, I must seize it and show my special football talent!!"

As soon as he said it, he swung his thick right leg high and hit the bottom of the football like a golf club. Before his feet touched the ball, Guati couldn't help shouting: "Oh! What a pity, The ball was kicked in the wrong position!"

"Oh, yeah, his football foundation is still too bad."

Just like the judgment of the two well-known coaches in the coaching class, Zhu Weiyu's kicking position was indeed wrong. The position of the football was obviously raised from the beginning. Coupled with someone's strong strength, the ball should be aimed at the sky if there is no accident. of an aircraft.

Fortunately, there are so many accidents in this world.

The villain Keen quickly came to Zhu Weiyu, his face was still frozen with the smile from a second ago, but now he can't smile anymore: "Ugh..."

Poor Keane, not to mention Zhu Weiyu's full-strength volley, even an ordinary person's powerful shot directly hits the stomach.

"Bastard... bastard, I'm going to break your leg soon..."

"Uh, sorry, I promise I won't tell the teacher that you speak ill of him."

"Really...really?"

"If you hit me, I'll tell you!"

Round2, Keane, KO!

The football circled in the air and landed at Zhu Weiyu's feet again.So, without any hesitation, Zhu Weiyu made another move.

A certain person is indeed from the legendary country, even if he shoots the goal, it is exactly the same.Last time the football was up, this time it was a giant banana ball.Obviously the goal was in front of him, but Zhu Weiyu kicked the ball to the side! !

"Hey, another chance wasted. It seems that the goal can't be scored."

"Hmph! You must give him devil training and let him waste opportunities on the field!"

"Bastard, how do you play football, who taught you football!!!" The hair dryer has already appeared, and Ferguson's roar can be heard by everyone on the football field, and Li Jing is naturally okay.

"Hehe~ I taught him the basics. Recently, I only taught him dribbling."

"Ah! Teacher, that's how it is."

Ferguson suddenly petrified, he seemed to see Li Jing's anger behind the lens.Guardi and Mourinho on the side made the sign of the cross at the same time, and said in their hearts: "Rest in peace!... We will be good coaches!"

"Hehe~"

Yashin lowered his vigilance, the football drew a huge arc in the air, and it was completely beyond the goal, so there is no need to worry now, um, the football flew towards... towards Kafu.Cafu will block it... By the way, why Cafu is looking at me... I'm going, hey, Cafu, the ball is coming! !
"Boom!" Kafu touched the football, but instead of blocking it with his feet as Yashin thought, he hit someone on the ass!
The football turned around in the air and flew towards the goal again. Even goalkeeper Yashin couldn't do anything about such a short turn. He stretched his fingers as hard as he could, but he still couldn't touch the ball.

"Beep, the goal is valid!"

"Wow~!" The Banse team immediately cheered, the big buck-toothed Ronnie was the one who reacted immediately, he was the fastest one in [-] meters and the first to rush to Zhu Weiyu's side. "Good job, beautiful kick!!" Ronnie jumped on Zhu Weiyu, and Ronnie looked extremely excited as he twisted his big butt.But in fact he soon realized that he had done something wrong.

"Boy, you played well, godfather is covering you!"

"Hmph, shit luck... But he played well!" This is Ronaldo, the arrogant guy.

"Good job." The shy voice came from Mei Tianwang.

"Brother, you did a great job!" Of course, it goes without saying who it was.

"Good job!" Kaka also followed.

So Ronnie noticed that his ass was hurting a little: "I'll go, whoever is on top of me, get off, it hurts to death!!"

When everyone left, they suddenly found that the hero who scored the goal had been crushed into a thin layer like a piece of paper...

PS: I suddenly found out today that it was recommended, the first update, the second update around five o'clock, and the third update at night

\(≧▽≦)/Although the exam is not over yet, but no matter what, just pass the exam!
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