The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 170 Shushan Biography
The little kids in the scientist class really can't do anything good, and humiliating someone on such an important occasion, this is simply asking for their own death!
Someone decisively stepped forward and settled the two noisy guys one by one with a fist, and the cigarette bag on his head was still accusing someone of his atrocities...

The matter is resolved, but we still have to continue eating.

When someone returned to the dinner table, Yu Wei had disappeared.

"Hey, just right, no one is robbing me for food." Zhu Weiyu, a foodie, resolutely elated, and the food on the table was completely transformed into the energy in his body...

Well, that's the end of the first day's opening.

The calm opening did not leave too many surprises, but left countless expectations.

Films from Mortal Academy came to the competition again. Zhu Weiyu's "Braveheart" last year left countless legends and nostalgia - the first award-winning film banned by primary school.Often the more banned something is, the hotter it is, and the degree of popularity is directly proportional to people's curiosity.And today, someone brought a movie to participate in the competition again... Well, it should be the hottest part of the art festival, just like the fighting competition, the defending champion.

The art festival is still divided into several parts. The singing and dancing competitions are finished first. The appearance of someone sitting upright is in stark contrast to those drooling kids. But don’t think too much, it’s not that someone is a gentleman , I really didn't dare to look at those beauties openly - Scarlett was sitting aside.

Of course, it's not that he's afraid of his wife. Men can only respect their wives, so there's nothing to be afraid of!Afraid of how to "snap" when I go home at night... Uh, although I don't seem to be able to "snap" at this age.

Actually, there is another very important reason.

"Well, I didn't expect the art festival to be like this. It looks really good." A girl with a childlike face said.

A rare guest of the art festival, Mr. Chen, the head teacher of the scientist class, actually came to the art festival as the team leader!It's all because someone invited too many little kids from the scientist class to make cameo appearances. They are the basic composition of a movie. Can Mr. Chen not lead the team?
As the saying goes, you can't live without doing your own crimes.

I never thought that my nemesis, Mr. Chen, would appear in the art festival.As the team leader and class teacher, she naturally sat with the little kids in the scientist class, and someone, as the class leader, naturally sat beside her.What's more natural is that, as a head teacher or a teacher, he has a strong preference for good students, but for poor students... cough cough, let's not talk about it.

And a certain person, although he is the monitor of the class, the champion of the fighting competition, and the godly screenwriter of the art festival, but in terms of class study... it seems that he is holding back and pulling up the average score.

So ever!
"Zhu Weiyu! Look at them, they work so hard every day. The children in the singer class sing so well! Look at you, every test score is around [-] or [-]! Ah! What are you thinking? You put A little bit of your extra energy is allocated to studying, can you learn well? Studying is more difficult than fighting and writing scripts? I don’t think so!”

Sure enough, Teacher Chen started the daily lesson again with a long speech, with a jade hand still grabbing Zhu Weiyu's ear, and turning it 720 degrees...

"Ouch! Teacher, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts!!!"

Really hurt? Fake pain?

Fake pain!

But even if it's fake pain, pretend it's real pain.As for the reason... Well, you all know that it is not good to seek your own death.

"Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom!"

"Go!"

The champion of the dignified fighting competition also fell to the method of using urine escape to escape, and against Mr. Chen who can use mind reading skills, only the real thing can succeed.Someone really felt like wanting WC...

Zhu Weiyu hurriedly ran to the toilet. The kidney function of the children was quite good, and the small toilet was not overcrowded. Someone randomly searched for it, came to a pit, and took out the toilet. My "capital"... Well, it seems to have grown by a millimeter?

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Someone's body trembled slightly, this kind of unknown pleasure is really indescribable.

"Huh? Are you here?"

A familiar voice came, and someone turned to the side, and a crescent-shaped stream of water below naturally also turned.

"Ahh! Be careful with your XX!!"

"Uh, sorry, I didn't mean to!"

"Who cares if you do it on purpose or not!! Turn around!!!"

…………

Time flies, and so do some mysterious liquids...well, that's all.

Fortunately, the person next to him was a child from the Xuantian Sect, and the invulnerable moon shield helped him to block the catastrophe, otherwise... Ahem, this is simply a memory that does not look back.

"Xuantianzong, why are you here?" Zhu Weiyu shook his body slightly, retracted his little brother, and scratched his head habitually.

"Uh, you haven't washed it yet... Forget it. I actually came to the art festival to participate in the competition because I acted in a movie."

"Oh, yes! That's really good, what movie are you acting in?"

""Legend of Shushan"!"

"The Legend of Shushan"?
Familiar scenes appeared in someone's mind.The name refers to a previous film, and also represents an attempt at computer stunts.This is still a good movie, at least the dazzling effect in it is that the fantasy of Xianxia is almost developed to the extreme, and Tsui Hark's unique martial arts flavor is full of emotional entanglements.

Emotions, who can pass the level of emotions?Whether it is sympathy, love, or pity...these represent the shortcomings of human nature, and they are not the foundation of being a person.Only a person with flesh and blood and emotions can be called a person.But immortals just want to break away from this category.

The pair of Dan Chenzi and the goblin, if Dan Chenzi didn't have a little pity, or some other emotions, as a pure fairy, as a fairy who slays demons and demons, maybe there would be no subsequent love. that scene.

As for Xuantianzong in front of him...

Zhu Weiyu looked it over carefully, and still remembered the scene when he parted from Gu Yue, the palace shrouded in darkness, that farewell seemed to be an eternal farewell...

Everyone has a martial arts dream. How many people expect to learn the fairy mountain sword, rest their head on the lap of a beautiful woman, eliminate the charm and happiness, and spread their wings for thousands of miles?
Who has never been young and frivolous, and who has never expected to be happy and enmity.In the previous life, this was simply an extravagant hope, which could only be pinned on movies and novels, but now, who would have thought that he would really encounter an adventure?
Alas... the world is unpredictable.

"I'm still looking forward to your movie!"

"Really?" Xuantianzong showed a surprised expression, his slightly opened mouth and those round eyes said everything.

"Yes!"

As he said that, Zhu Weiyu put on that standard eight-teeth smile again, but there was one more sentence he kept in his heart: "Yes, I really miss Shushan and the memory of that past."

………The next day, the movie screening…

I was super surprised, what is this fucking thing! ! !
The corners of Zhu Weiyu's eyes twitched slightly, and on the big screen, a group of idiots with swords flying up and down to fight monsters made strange noises while fighting.

"Punish evil and promote good!"

"Dispelling demons and defending the way!"

Fuck you guys!Are you trying to completely destroy the "Legend of Shushan" in my heart! ! !

At the end of the film, the old monster Youquan was defeated, and a group of "Xiaoqiang" stood together under the dubbing of Feng Xiaoxiao Yi Shuihan, and then raised their swords: "Shushan! Shushan!!"

Shushan, your sister!Is this Shushan?This is you who will destroy Shushan in my heart! !
Someone couldn't help covering his face, the villain in his heart had been completely blackened, full of black threads.

"Sure enough, I shouldn't have expected anything from you..."

Alas, well, such a movie really doesn't have a good director, don't expect a director like Mr. Xu.

What is so surreal is that at this time Xuantianzong came over excitedly and asked, "Zhu Weiyu, what do you think of our movie?"

Brother, I really don't want to tell you, this movie sucks!
Destroy the three views ah there is no wood!
Do you want to die? !
It's not logical at all! ! !

"Ugh, it's a pretty good shot!"

PS: I got my hands on the cooking yesterday... One-handed coding, cheating.

(End of this chapter)