The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 21 Tintin's Goal

It has to be said that Zhu Weiyu's pass choice is quite good. After several people came to double-team him, a huge vacancy suddenly appeared for the two wretched guys around him.

"Oh! Zhu Weiyu is double-teamed by five people. Let's see how she chooses... Oh!! He passed the ball!!" Comrade Xiao Huang had already stood on the table, and Paul on the side completely gave up his efforts. After turning off the microphone, he silently watched the performance of the people on the side.

"Ronnie! At this moment he grasped the chance of victory, he came to the goal, and he shot!!... Oh no! The ball was saved!!"

Dan Chenzi is worthy of being a birdman with wings, and his hands are unusually long... At least the acceleration is much faster than that of humans.In theory, he can save him from close-range bombardment from dead angles.

The double ball hit the football, and the black and white ball immediately flew out of the goal.

"Ha, keep it!"

There was a flash of relief on Dan Chenzi's face, the football flew out at high speed and flew towards his teammates, the several figures surrounding Zhu Weiyu could definitely block the ball safely...

I go!Why is that damn guy sticking out! !
No one heard the roar in Dan Chenzi's heart. The moment Zhu Weiyu passed the ball under his feet, he broke through the opponent's defense with three twists and two twists, and came to the goal. Without the ball, no one would mark Zhu Weiyu. At least now the most threatening in front of the goal is Ronnie.

So, the ball played by Dan Chenzi flew towards Zhu Weiyu.

"Hey, I didn't expect to be so lucky. How can I shoot to show my genius' strength? Well... then I'll make a happy decision, let's volley hard!"

Zhu Weiyu looked at the ball flying towards his stomach at high speed in front of him, a confident smile flashed across his face, he adjusted his body slightly, trying to stop the ball with the soft flesh on his body, and then calmly adjusted to shoot.

There is still some time for this, at least Dan Chenzi, who threw himself out, still needs to get up.

The football was getting closer, Zhu Weiyu puffed up his chest at the same time.

"Huh~~" A strong wind blew by. I don't know if it was the rotation on the ball or the wind. The football appeared a small arc in the air.

Oh, this is really a troublesome mistake. Originally, he planned to use his stomach to stop this not too fast ball. Zhu Weiyu didn't know how to dive to the top, so he had to do it naturally, but now?The football goes down a little bit...

"Crack" This is the sound of someone breaking an egg.

"Ohhhh!! Goal!!"

Well, I didn't expect Zhu Weiyu to score goals like this except for his face and butt.

"GOAL!!!!!!!!!" The game had lasted for more than 80 minutes, but Comrade Xiao Huang's voice was still so resonant, even more powerful than Fei Luo who had a golden throat.

"A goal! He scored a goal!! He made history. The Mortal Academy took the lead in this match against the Cultivation Academy. He is the great Zhu Weiyu. At this moment, he won the cheers of the audience!! Listen, Listen! He won everything with a perfect half-time performance, and now he is the hero of Mortal Academy!"

The disgusting flattery was dedicated to the heroic comrade of the Mortal Academy, Zhu Weiyu from the scientist class, but he couldn't hear it.

The person who fell back on the ground had already had an intimate contact with the ground for the first time, but this time, he was definitely in the most pain.Possessing his buttocks and covering a certain mysterious X part with both hands, poor student Xiao Zhu can no longer experience the thrill of overtaking the score, and now he only has a different kind of "pleasure".

The teammates seemed to be on a stimulant. They hadn't seen them charge so fast in the previous games. It took a few seconds for each of them to rush from the backcourt and come to Zhu Weiyu's side.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Ronnie's gleaming big buck teeth could no longer be retracted, and his face was almost full of smiles. At this time, the little chubby put one hand on Zhu Weiyu's back, and kept patting someone's butt lightly.

In addition, those unscrupulous teammates also came to Zhu Weiyu's side one by one, with unknown smiles on their faces.

"Hey, it's not working anymore."

"I don't know, maybe the egg yolk has come out..."

"How about...don't worry about him, let him go down, the score is overtaken anyway, so don't use him."

Bastard... Which heartless guy would say such a thing! !
"Hmm... that's a good idea."

Finally, someone with his face on the ground couldn't listen anymore. After such a long time, the severe pain before had eased, and he stood up reluctantly, and looked at the smiling guys around him with a dark face.

"Bastard, who said that this genius can't do it? If you are a man, you can't say no! Let's go, the game is not over yet, defend well!!"

Zhu Weiyu walked towards his own half step by step, and he could only kick-off after everything had passed, and the guys from the Cultivation Academy had already stood there.They have never been taken ahead by the Mortal Academy, how can those little kids from the Cultivation Academy endure it?

They are all arrogant and arrogant guys. You said that it is not bad to let those guys from the Mortal Academy chase after you, let them chase?

The referee robot re-announced the start of the game, and there were still 5 minutes before the end of the game, just like an advertisement said—anything is possible!
There is every chance of scoring a goal in these times and dragging the game into overtime... Do you think there will be no penalty shootouts in friendly matches?Just kidding, as far as the bad relationship between the two colleges is concerned, it's fine if they don't fight each other, a draw is impossible to accept.

"Boom!" With a strong kick, Li Yingqiong's little friend unexpectedly learned He Xiangu's bad habit, and started to try to shoot in the midfield.

Little kid, do you know this is not a good habit! !
But in the end, no matter how much headache Zhu Weiyu felt in his heart, he had to deal with it well, dragging his disabled (criminal level ten disabled?) body, someone just stood out.

The powerful bombardment hit the chest. If this feeling were replaced by Zhu Weiyu 10 minutes ago, it would definitely hurt to death.but now? ...Hehe, what is this, I have experienced even more painful...

The football bounced high, needless to say the competition for the top, the children of the Mortal Academy will definitely not be able to grab it, if you want to compete with them, you have to change to those flying people in the basketball class.So, in another cycle, the football hit someone's feet, swung his foot again, and shot vigorously.

Like a firefighter, Zhu Weiyu quickly came to the path of the football, "Boom", the football bounced high again.

Grab the ball, shoot, block eye-catching.

Grab the ball, shoot, block eye-catching.

Grab the ball, shoot, block eye-catching.

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Nest, there is no end! !I'm about to vomit blood and die, author, I'll go to your uncle! !
Well, as an author with integrity, the plot still can't count so many words.

The teenagers from the Cultivation Academy became a little irritable after falling behind by a goal. If they fell behind by a goal in the first half, they would definitely not be in such a hurry, and they would have plenty of time to waste.But now it's only a few minutes, how can you not be in a hurry?Once you lose, go back and wait for their... Gudu, the picture is so beautiful, I dare not even think about it! !

But football is like this. Ten people block the goal, plus the opponent's defensive players. Apart from long shots and set kicks, what other ways can they score?You must know that Zhu Weiyu blocked the opponent's chances of shooting and setting the ball alone. Even if the opponents are all small cultivators, there is no way to face this situation, at least not in a short time.

But the more he attacked like this, the more empty the opponent's backcourt would be.

"Shoot, Cultivation Academy's shot was blocked again, then Cultivation Academy's midfielder got it... Wait, Beckenbauer! Beckenbauer grabbed the ball!! A direct pass passed through the opponent's midfielder , Ronnie's fast break!!"

If you shoot too much, there will always be accidents, maybe you will like to be a father at some point... Ahem, X (out?) was counterattacked.

Well, the Cultivation Academy is now in such trouble. A group of scuds rushed towards the opponent's empty backcourt. At this time, no matter how fast they run, it is difficult to form an effective defense... Just kidding, the defenders are all running to attack , there is only one kidnapper left, can he guard against two by himself?

Ronnie opened his big buck teeth, and the reflection of the kind white teeth made some poor guy unable to open his eyes: "I'll go, it's so flashy!"

opportunity!

Ronnie had gotten such opportunities countless times while riding alone, as for whether he got it like this... I don't know.

After passing Tieguai Li's defense, Ronnie took advantage of the opponent's slow turn and opened up the distance.

"Oh!! Ronnie passed, he is now facing the opponent's goalkeeper Dan Tatsuko! Oh oh oh, he shot...wrong, pass the ball!"

Ronnie showed his big buck teeth again, only this time the bad boy tricked the opposing goalkeeper, and the football came to someone's feet.

"Zhu Weiyu!! Zhu Weiyu received the ball! He ran from the backcourt, overtook the opponent's defenders, endured the pain of the broken egg, and ran over!" Paul finally found a chance to interject, and immediately began to mention someone's painful past.

There is no way, Xiao Huang next to him is too noisy, everyone will be irritable, at least brother Paul the octopus will.

The strength in Zhu Weiyu's body soaked through his limbs, even in a certain mysterious place, the pain has long since disappeared, and an ordinary person can only describe it as tangled when running now.Ronnie's passing was very good and comfortable, but Zhu Weiyu was a little uncertain.

"Will it be kicked out? Will it be a high fly ball?"

A certain person is just an ordinary person. For such a critical opportunity, without a big heart, everyone would hesitate a moment or two.But... Zhu Weiyu has a big heart!

"Tighten the back of your feet, aim at the football, and after you hit it... I'll fuck you, watch me shoot!" Someone who was still reciting some formulas suddenly went blank, and the leading score gave him enough courage.

Dan Chenzi can block the ball kicked by normal people, so what if it is replaced by someone with similar physical strength?

"Beep!! The goal is valid!"

"Wow!!" There was a burst of cheers. At this time, there was only the celebration of the Mortal Academy and the wailing of the Cultivation Academy. At this moment, someone finally experienced the joy of scoring goals with normal parts, and the joy of scoring goals with a normal body. hapiness.

"Oh yeah!!" Running all the way, Zhu Weiyu came to the stand where his class was, but he also seemed to understand why so many people like to take off their clothes to celebrate, and this is the only way to vent their emotions at this time.

Waving his own jersey in his hand, someone is looking forward to everyone's cheers.

But for some reason, the whole venue fell silent, and a strange expression appeared in front of everyone.Even the teammates who were about to run kept a distance from him.

"Ah? What's the situation?" Zhu Weiyu looked a little confused, looking at those strange eyes in the stands and Da Vinci's laughing face, someone seemed to realize something.

Lowering his head like a machine, he saw the thing that almost drove him crazy.

"Nest, I'm actually wearing the chrysanthemum dress Da Vinci gave me!!"

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it's over?No, the story will never end so simply.

In the locker room of the Mortal Academy, a person was cleaning with a broom, listening to the cheers on the field, his face was full of dissatisfaction.

"Huh! Let you laugh at me, let you disagree with my ideas, and let me clean the locker room!" The little man wears glasses and looks very capable, sweeping the floor bit by bit, with obsessive-compulsive disorder Generally, there is no place to miss.

"Well, you have to sweep it well, it must be perfect!"

The little boy came to the locker room of the Mortal Academy, and just opened the door, the smelly clothes all over the place made him frown, but he had no choice but to get busy.

"Hey, when will I think of my own ideas? It's really a headache... It must be perfect, what kind of thing is perfect? ​​Really..." The little boy was annoyed while sweeping the floor, as if he was about to catch mad.

Suddenly, something caught his attention, it was shining like Huang Jing (it’s written correctly, you understand.), and the little boy picked it up like a treasure. It was nothing but the apple that Zhu Weiyu took a bite of .

"Apple...apple...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is the perfection I'm looking for! A bite-sized apple!!"

By the way, I forgot to mention, that little boy is called Jobs...

According to legend, the Apple God Cult was founded in this way.

(End of this chapter)