The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 23 Peeping at the women's locker room? (One more collection)

The football game is over, and everything seems to be back to normal. The students are attending classes one by one, and the calmness makes people feel a little itchy.

But such a day is what Zhu Weiyu yearns for the most.

"Listen, this content is very important!!"

Well, the words that the teacher repeated countless times reappeared in his ears, Zhu Weiyu barely held his eyelids so as not to hit his head heavily on the table and make a loud noise.For some reason, whether it is a man or a woman, the teacher's voice in class is so beautiful that people... can't help but doze off.

What?You say why others are not asleep.

Well... probably they didn't listen carefully.

Dynamics, basics of space architecture, mechanics, advanced physics...a series of classes Zhu Weiyu dared not sleep in one class——Teacher Chen's class.

As Zhu Weiyu's head teacher, Mr. Chen taught nothing but the legendary math, learning!This course has stumped countless students, whether they were in high school or college.There is a strange plane in the legend, where there is a huge tree named Gaoshu, and countless college students have hung on this tree to dry... to dry...

Primary school mathematics is not divided into preschool mathematics and university advanced mathematics. Hehe, it is directly the most terrifying content, and it comes from no matter how annoying it is.

Originally, these boring things were explained in the hands of Mr. Chen...still boring.

Even so, Zhu Weiyu would not fall asleep even if Zhu Weiyu slapped himself countless times in each class, turning himself into a legendary pig's head.Ever since he found out that Mr. Chen has the ability to read minds, a certain person has started a dark life... He always has to pay back when he comes out to mess around.

"Zhu Weiyu." One day after the football match, Teacher Chen called Zhu Weiyu, a little brat, with a gentle expression on his face. After squatting down, his height, which was equal to someone's, couldn't cover a certain roundness that was about to explode.

Zhu Weiyu can assure you that he really, really, really didn't sneak a glance on purpose.

"Google! So big!"

The inner voice came into Mr. Chen's head as if a loudspeaker was installed. Suddenly, the originally gentle face turned black, and the instantly blackened person put on a battle machine made of unknown metal: " Brat! What are you thinking!!”

Pull the ear and rotate it a thousand 440 degrees.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

……

It seems that since then, Mr. Chen seems to have liked the sport of ear pulling. In short, if Zhu Weiyu has something wrong with him now, his ears seem to grow a few centimeters after returning home every day.

"Oh, when will these days end!"

Zhu Weiyu had a helplessly depressed face, and his heart was full of confusion.

……

Compared to Zhu Weiyu's egg pain, others seemed much more relaxed.

Darwin nestled in his room, and the whole small world was well-dressed by him, full of... the breath of the primeval forest...

"Oh, my lovely baby..." Darwin looked at the creature in front of him, with a mysterious expression on his face, and his eyes sparkled.

"Crack!" The man's upper and lower jaws grew and rushed towards someone, and the huge bite force made a loud noise. This is a strange creature.It was half a meter long, with a black armor like a beetle behind it, but with sharp teeth like a beast in its mouth, it looked a little frightening.

"Oh, it's so beautiful! This ferocity, this power...this is simply a masterpiece!" Darwin frantically recorded all kinds of measurement data in his notebook, not at all worried that he almost lost his head just now On the contrary, he is full of love like a father looking at his child.

But it is indeed full of love. This is something he made with his own hands. It speeds up the speed of the small biosphere, and then changed the structure of the biosphere and the content of foreign flavors. Therefore, the mammals in the world he created died and replaced them. It is the huge insects.

...the world of insects?

That's right, it's the world of insects!

Looking around, I don't know the name of the insect flying in the air with butterfly wings and mantis double knives; I don't know what the huge monster with an ant-like body is; Know what it is...Ariel?Missing a leg?

Darwin somehow remembered something when he saw the guy with one leg missing, and wrote in his notebook: "Insects of the Weevil family are still not strong enough, and the Cultivation Academy only needs to spend four energy points to destroy his defense." ...Not enough, not enough!!"

An unknown flame burned in the eyes of little Darwin, and then lightly pressed the button on the side.

"Sure enough, we still need to accelerate the speed of evolution..."

Darwin is like a creator at this moment, the whole world is under his control, but in fact?

I believe that if those insects could speak, they would probably say something like this: "Fuck you!! Can you bastard let us evolve ourselves?? FXXK——U!!"

Well, please ignore these things.

……

Compared with Darwin's adult life, his good friend, Leonardo da Vinci, one of the two heroes of the Da family, lived a much more relaxed life. Look around him, there are countless drawing boards, with bright and beautiful flowers blooming on them. The chrysanthemums are blooming vividly.

Someone's face and body were stained with different degrees of yellow paint, it looked as if they had just returned from the toilet, but there was no familiar smell at all.

Da Vinci whistled and continued to paint. Now he is working on a painting called "Mona Lisa's Chrysanthemum". He doesn't know what kind of future this painting will have, but he knows that it must be done seriously now. Only in this way can I be worthy of my own painting and the pen in my hand.

"Kacha...kachachacha" A series of mechanical sounds sounded, and the maze-like entrance of the room was reopened.It is not without reason that Da Vinci is in the scientist class. His achievements in structure are not weaker than his talent in painting. In addition to mechanics and other things, this chrysanthemum madman is a very talented person.

Da Vinci did not put down the brush in his hand. Once he fell into the world of painting, he seldom came out before finishing. This was his habit, and it was also a common problem of many teenagers in the scientist class.

The visitor didn't seem to be in a hurry, just waiting there.

"Huh!" With a sigh, Da Vinci finally finished the painting, wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his face, and painted a touch of yellow on his face by the way, he turned around.A man with a livid face was holding a sweatshirt with chrysanthemums in his hands...

"Um...Zhu Weiyu, you're here!" Da Vinci showed a bright smile on his face. Following Zhu Weiyu's performance, he also calculated a nickname. At least many people know that the chrysanthemum dress is He did it, and his business is quite good these days.

"This dress is my masterpiece! Do you like it? You must know that the chrysanthemums on it are made of sixteen different yellows and have undergone structural adjustments, so they look so lifelike. You must like it very much!" It seems that you can hear the discussion of your dress on campus now, you must like it very much! I think you should like it very much!..."

"I like... I like you big-headed ghost!! Millennium Killer!!"

Oh no!Don't worry about this discordant picture, let's switch the camera.

……

"Stark, where are you taking me?" Little Einstein looked puzzled, and Tesla and Edison followed behind him. These four people didn't know where they were going.

"Hey, I'll take you to a good place!" Stark showed a mysterious smile on his face, and then put his index finger in front of his lips, making a silent movement.

Good place?A huge question mark appeared on everyone's head.

However, they adhered to the attitude of trusting their classmates...or driven by strong curiosity, they still followed Stark forward.

Going around east and west, climbing over several walls, and passing through several dog holes, Stark and the three little ghosts came to a mysterious house, and the expressions on the faces of the three little ghosts suddenly became a little weird.

"Uh... Stark, are you sure you want to do this?" Little Einstein was still too kind, with hesitation on his face.

"Of course! Don't you want to watch it? This is the best benefit!" Stark's small face showed a wretched look that fit his age group. For some reason, it made people feel a little weird.

"Hmm... master, you don't need to look at this!" Little Tesla turned his nose to the sky, and coldly turned the cow aside, but his eyes couldn't stop secretly looking at him.

"Hmph, why are you doing these things today!"

By the way...Edison wipes the saliva next to your mouth, okay?
Only little Einstein hesitated, did not go forward, and still stood aside: "This...isn't very good."

"Cut, what's wrong, I've done it many times."

many times?What is it?
Looking up, there are a few large characters written on it: "Men and dogs are not allowed to approach the women's locker room!"

... These bastards are actually peeking at the women's locker room?Damn it, why is such an exciting thing... Ahem, how could they do such a thing! !This is very wrong! !
Little Einstein still seemed a little hesitant: "I still don't think this is right, or else, let's go."

"Tch, if you're afraid, just go by yourself, I'll take another look today!" Edison seemed fascinated, his eyeballs almost popping out.

"Uh... I think it's better for us to leave as soon as possible." Little Einstein patted the backs of several people, his tone becoming a little hasty.

But no one felt his kindness: "Hmph! Master, don't need to be afraid."

As a result, Little Einstein's voice disappeared, replaced by a few "cracks".

"Oh, Einstein, what are you doing so hard, it hurts!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"..." Several people knocked off the hand behind them, not wanting to leave at all.

"Crack! Crack!!! Crack!!!"

"Ouch! It hurts so much, Einstein, what are you doing..." Stark's anger froze on his face, and the scene in front of him immediately petrified him.

"Uh, Maria, listen to me, it was a misunderstanding...I can explain it!"

"Hmph! Sisters, follow me!!"

……

It seems... something has been forgotten again?

In a certain corner, in a dark corner, a bright red color broke the dark space, apples soaked from unknown objects were placed in a tray, Newton’s face was completely enveloped in darkness, only a small The voice came over.

"Hey, I made another one."

(End of this chapter)