The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 31 The Final Weapon

The next day, the knockout round of the fighting competition began.

The little kids in the scientist class were fully armed one by one, and walked towards their own ring in high spirits. Even Stark, who was hunted down yesterday, was the same, with his neck slightly raised, and a proud look flashed across his face.

They are a powerful fighting class!They are a powerful fighting race!
Of course, except for someone who was still sleeping soundly, and was brought over by a few friends by the collar.

This guy can be regarded as too "worked".Comparing several projects together yesterday, facing the group of wolves and tigers, even Iron Man will feel tired, plus the extra work at night, who else is harder than him?No, no matter how much he shouted, he couldn't wake up, so he had to put on the mechanical armor and drag him over.

Not to mention the 100-meter race yesterday, the giant next to him who didn’t know which academy he came from occupied two straight lanes by himself, and then his huge buttocks would hit the other two runways when he was twisting and running.Fortunately, someone is in the most outside world, so he doesn't have to enjoy such a feast of ass.

Do you think it's okay to be a layman?Actually... there is no difference.

"Huh? Ah? What are you talking about!! Louder!!!"

A certain person is at the place closest to the starting gun every game, so it has become like this now...

200 meters or something is much better, but Zhu Weiyu seemed to be plotted by the guys from the Xiuzhen Academy when he was overtaking in a curve, and he hit someone in the face with a flying elbow.

asshole!Do you think the main character is short?! !This is definitely on purpose! !What about the referee? ! !
No one pays attention to someone's angry roar, the game continues, and you blame the giant spirits and gods for throwing their arms and hitting someone, why don't you say why someone doesn't grow taller, like Da Ming who is two meters away. As for Xiao Ming... Well, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.

There is nothing to say about 400 meters, 800 meters, etc. Although someone's sprint speed is not fast enough, his endurance is still good.It is moving towards the goal of becoming a beast in X, a small electric motor, how can it be impossible to cope with these small competitions?joke!

As for the high jump and long jump or something... I'll tell you did someone do it before they died?

Brother is a skilled person!Brother has won a medal!

...Although the motor nerve was broken later.

Alas, tragic fellows never have much luck.

"The knockout round of the No. [-] fighting competition in primary school, we are now preparing to enter the arena!!"

The voice on the radio stimulated the nerves of a few kids, they all had to be busy.

"What... what should Zhu Weiyu do?" Little Albert asked hesitantly.

"Whoa~~"

"I'm going!! Who dares to water me!!"

Well, someone is completely awake now, and this is the simplest and most effective way.

A certain guy who was still sleepy suddenly opened his eyes and glared at the little kids around him: "Uh... little Albert? No, it's impossible! Newton... er, forget it, it should be... no. Tesla and Edison? The two guys who are still in the "boom" should not be. Da Vinci and Darwin?...Bastards! What do you mean by scratching the bottom! Could it be... nest!!!"

1 minutes later.

"Ah! The game is about to start, let's go!"

Zhu Weiyu happily ran towards the competition ring, with eight shining teeth appearing on his face, the other students naturally had to hurry up, they would be sentenced to forfeit if they didn't reach their positions when the time came!
In a flash, several people dispersed, only Darwin and Da Vinci were left scratching their heads frantically.

"Hey, hello! Is there anyone? Come and help me!" Darwin yelled loudly, but no one paid attention to him, even the people walking around avoided him.

"Big Brothers~ I beg you to help me~ Some of you will help me and I will draw you a picture of my work~ You will definitely like it!" Da Vinci's yelling had no effect, and he couldn't find it in the darkness. Seeing no one to help, he could only grope forward with one hand and pull vigorously with the other.

To be honest, the quality of the things in the elementary school is good. You can see that the little underwear on the head is not broken when it is pulled out from the crotch. I have to give it a thumbs up and praise.

If it is sold on a certain treasure, it is estimated that there are a few crowns now... The sales volume is hemp!
……

Zhu Weiyu silently stood on the field of competition, standing in front of him was either someone else, or his old enemy, Li Yingqiong from the Cultivation Academy.

Two soaring buns, coupled with a beautiful ancient costume, if you were someone from before, you would definitely turn into that kind of wretched strange uncle, holding a lollipop in his hand, and muttering in his mouth: "Come~~little~beauty~mei~~, come to uncle~~uncle will give you stick~stick~sugar~~!"

But it’s different now, I’m still a kid’s body, I haven’t even finished the “lollipop”, 12MM…oh no, it should be 12.3MM, it seems to be a little longer recently.Such a short lollipop, it's useless at all, it's gone in one bite!

"Hmph! Zhu Weiyu, I will get back everything you brought us in the football match today!"

Little Li Yingqiong is full of vigor, and the long sword with a small hand looks extremely sharp. The pirated 6C Ziying sword handed down from Baimei of the Xiuzhen Academy even has some genuine licensed blade lights on it.

Zhu Weiyu twitched his mouth, seeing the little guy in the fighting posture in front of him, he was a little disapproving, and said softly: "Then you come, brother, I'm waiting for you!"

Suddenly, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, a flame of anger erupted from a certain scary little girl.

"Bastard! Eat me with a sword!!"

Hey, it's Feijian again, your Cultivation Academy doesn't have any innovations, except for Feijian or Feijian, don't you know that our 36-core intelligent signal jammer can interfere with all signals?Not to mention your flying sword's link energy, even if we want to cheat in the exam, all signals are outside the shield!

Someone took out a huge black box from somewhere behind, with a smug look on his face, he really wanted to be punched.

Hey, see if I don't "treat" you well, come and eat my "lollipop", little crush~~I'll go! !Why can it still attack! !

Zhu Weiyu dodged left and right, and the purple sword light was like a whip, whipping some shameless guy continuously.The ground made of special material is like being cut by a knife, and there are deep marks. It is almost certain that if it is hit on the body, it is definitely a special way to lose weight!
"I'll go! Why can't I interfere!"

Li Yingqiong heard Zhu Weiyu's words, and a trace of arrogance flashed across his face: "Hmph, do you think we haven't improved since we lost last time? This is a flying sword that has been condensed by Patriarch Baimei, you little ones How can the signal jammer of the mobile phone be effective? (Explain in scientific language, the latest Feijian 2014 model, which has added a high-power signal transmission system, anti-jamming device, blood-drop recognition device, don’t miss it when you pass by~) "

"Crack!" A very annoyed person threw away the jammer in his hand, and it suddenly became six parts in the air.Hurriedly dodging little Li Yingqiong's attack, while rolling, the mechanical armor behind her also covered every corner of her body, and someone with a human body suddenly transformed into a legendary Terminator.

"It's time to feel real anger!"

Little Zhu Weiyu had a cigar in his mouth, and a pair of laser projection lenses on his face covered his eyes, making it hard to see what he was thinking like a certain teacher.Taking a deep breath, a puff of smoke spewed out...

"Cough cough cough!!"

Alas, if you don't know how to smoke, don't smoke. Playing handsome is now a shame.

Zhu Weiyu really doesn't know how to smoke. As a legendary five-good man, as a good man in the new century who doesn't smoke or drink, although he doesn't have a girlfriend, he can proudly say: "My body is very healthy!"

Author: True or false?Who is that guy who died from a plane?

Zhu Weiyu: Bastard!I died from a computer system explosion!It's not about masturbation! !

Author: No chance, chrysanthemum madman... Ah!Do not fight! !

Well, to be honest, Zhu Weiyu has no money to buy cigarettes.Even the cheapest cigarettes cost 300 yuan a pack, and if counted as a pack a day, it will cost about [-] yuan a month...how many packs of tissues can this possibly buy! !
"Huh!" Li Yingqiong saw Zhu Weiyu's armor, with an expression that everything was expected on his face, took out a yellow charm from behind, and shouted: "Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, Baimei The ancestors will show up soon!"

Strange incantation... Don't think about it, it must have been taught by that guy with white eyebrows.

But no matter what the spell is, as long as it works.A bolt of lightning as thick as a thumb hit Zhu Weiyu. He was not very skilled in operating the mechanical armor he had just acquired. Although there was an anti-short circuit device, he couldn't find the start button, so...

"Huh!" A puff of black smoke was blown out, and Zhu Weiyu's skin turned into the same color as some of his African relatives who had nothing to do with him.Most of the equipment on Zhu Weiyu's body was not made by himself, and a guy who has no shame would naturally not be very familiar with the things he randomly took from other students.

The armor was so damaged that it couldn't be worn anymore. Like peeling wall powder, the metal armor fell to the ring with a splash.Little Li Yingqiong was overjoyed when she saw this scene, and she swung the pirated Ziying Sword even more vigorously.Someone who looked like a clown in the ring caused laughter from the audience, and even wore all kinds of sarcasm from other colleges.Little Zhu Weiyu's face was as hot as a monkey's butt.

"Bastard, you forced me!" A certain person seemed a little annoyed, and finally stood on the side of the ring, and then stood there firmly.

Could it be...he still has some great tricks left?

With a dark face, someone stood there steadily, almost all the armor around his body fell to the ground, and the field was in a mess.

Li Yingqiong swallowed her saliva, and an ominous premonition continuously emerged in her heart.

One step, two steps, Zhu Weiyu walked forward slowly. In the end, even the armor on his feet disappeared, but he seemed to be liberated.

The audience around fell down in unison where Zhu Weiyu walked, as if they had suffered some terrible attack, but Li Yingqiong looked confused in front of him.

Suddenly, a strange smell flooded his nose.

"Uh……"

The poor little girl fell down foaming at the mouth, and now she finally understands what the ultimate weapon is.

Hong Kong feet! !

(End of this chapter)