The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 45
People, there are always infinite possibilities, and everyone is a blank slate.

Lying comfortably on the grass, with the sun shining on my face, this feeling... oh, it's even better than hitting "beep beep"~
But then again, someone was lazy here in broad daylight, where did that unimaginably energetic bastard go?
In fact, he can't be blamed for this, the sequelae of fighting games have been too long.Yuanli is like water in a sponge and something magical. There is always a time to squeeze it, but there is always a time to squeeze it dry, just like someone overused it for the first time in a game. .

And the recovery of this power is not like physical damage. You can use some Shiquan Dabu pills, or feel the "caress" of the nurse. This strange power can only be recovered a little bit by yourself... I can rely on sleep, so I can't blame being lazy.

Some people may also feel this way. When you stay up too late, or study continuously for a long time, your brain will feel like a convulsion, and the vague pain makes you feel like you can’t see anything...Congratulations, you Your brain is sending out a dangerous signal, then, quickly use the sleep card recovery tool to ensure that your brain is unblocked and normal~!

Well, the only recovery method known so far is sleeping, eating, and sleeping, which seems to be the only way for Mortal Academy.

As for other colleges?

Let’s not talk about the Cultivation Academy. It’s okay to make someone’s feet crossed in meditation, and it’s okay to have five hearts in the sky... But the problem is, how to do it... Based on the grudge between someone and the Cultivation Academy, I think It's simply impossible for them to guide you... It's not enough for you if you chop off someone's Hong Kong foot with a flying sword.

The Academy of Magic also has meditations for recovery.It's not that Zhu Weiyu didn't ask for advice, but in someone's opinion... Is there any difference between meditation and sleeping...

Not to mention the School of Superhuman Ability, let alone the School of Animation and Animation. These two schools still don't seem to have any good recovery methods.

Alas, as expected, I can only sleep to recover.

"Jingle bell bell..."

……asshole!No time for a good night's sleep! !

The curriculum arranged by the elementary school is too intensive, and there is no room for negotiation if it is completely unreasonable.

"Oh... being a monitor... is so difficult!"

The little boy patted his butt helplessly, then walked reluctantly towards his classroom.

As a class monitor, every class must be present, otherwise it will be troublesome if there is roll call or if the teacher asks that the monitor is not there, and more importantly... the class teacher, Mr. Chen, will not let go of himself who does not go to class.

"Ah!" He sighed deeply again, then turned over silently, like a dead fish, writhing gently on the grass, but didn't get up.

Oh~!I can't get up~ It's not my fault! Sorry, teacher, I can't go to class!

A certain person said this very self-deceivingly in his heart, then gave up his attempt to writhe on the ground, silently... turned over, and continued to sleep in the sun.

You bastard...you can move! !If you don't want to go to class, you don't want to go, what excuses are you looking for! !
Alas, but to be honest, going to class every day, every day, this kind of life is quite annoying, and occasionally I think about it, it would be nice if I skipped a class.It just so happens that today's class is an old professor whose eyesight does not exceed 0.001... By the way, he shouldn't notice it, right?
The sun shines on her body, and she turns around silently, oh~ this feeling is really...

"Oh!"

"It hurts!" "Ah!"

Two voices crying out for pain sounded at the same time, and two people who were rolling appeared on the grass.

"who is it!!"

Zhu Weiyu held his nose and his voice was humming. Even if he was strong enough, he couldn't relieve the pain. He wriggled his body like a dead fish, and his appearance was not very good.

On the other side of him, there was an extremely beautiful little girl with gorgeous hair that made people forget to leave.

"Uh, ah, that, this... I'm sorry." A certain little novice instantly turned into a shy big boy, and stood a little uneasy.

"Why did you hit me!" The icy voice made one's bone marrow freeze, but the beauty's appearance can make a man ignore all of this... boy?
"Uh, this, I didn't mean to."

"Humph!"

The little girl patted the dust off her body, then walked away with big strides, leaving only someone swallowing her saliva behind her.

"Plop, plop..."

Why is my heart beating so fast?Could it be... am I in love?Oh no!my first love!
Alas, the beauties in the scientist class are really a number with an infinite cycle equal to zero. Only Maria can still support the table. As a "love saint" in the 21st century, I have no target to attack. up...

"Hey! Squad leader Zhu Weiyu, do you want me to teach you some tricks for picking up girls?"

A frivolous voice sounded, this unique voice with some obscenities could be known without thinking about it.

"Stark! Don't want your comments!!"

"Is that so~ okay then!"

Somewhat teasingly, Stark jumped to the side of Zhu Weiyu, without the armor of Iron Man on his body, and without the fighting competition, the little kids in the scientist class returned to normal one by one...

Fuck me, Stark, what are those designer clothes on you, why can you wear these when we wear ordinary clothes! !
"Hey, don't you know that I occasionally go back to the rich man's class?" Stark raised his head and said arrogantly, as if he noticed someone's unconvinced eyes.

But, he seems to have underestimated how shameless and narrow-minded someone is.

……

3 minutes later.

"Bastard... bastard! My latest Armini, look at what good things you bastard have done!! You..."

"Huh? What am I doing~!!?"

There was a dangerous look in someone's eyes, and a dark aura surrounded his body, which suddenly made a poor chatterer swallow his words back.

Looking at the clothes on his body with some distress, it seems that he clearly understands that he can't get back to the scene, Stark can only give up helplessly.

He sat back silently, and then started a new round of conversation: "Squad leader Zhu Weiyu, do you know who the girl was just now?"

"I don't know! I haven't asked yet... Your F'beep beep beep' came out."

Uh...it's none of my business, I came out after you failed, okay, it's obviously because of your own inadequacy.

Of course, Stark can only say such words in his own heart, once he speaks out... it is simply a tragedy in the world.

Never underestimate someone's pettiness and anger.

"In this case... well, it's a bit difficult!"

The scene became silent for a while, the two punks who hadn't grown up were thinking about how to pick up girls, this kind of picture was a bit discordant, one was 12MM long and the other was 12.4MM long. Want to pick up girls?
...By the way, Zhu Weiyu, why did yours grow longer?It's not fair! !
Little Tony suddenly became violent inside, he could tolerate other things, but this kind of thing absolutely cannot be tolerated!How could such a situation be acceptable to Playboy Tony! !
Uh... Well, it seems that Yuanli has the function of promoting growth?But don't care about the 1MM gap, I haven't grown back to the original 12.4mm length from the ground yet.

... off the ground? ...you can die if you don't brag...

At this very quiet time, the familiar voice sounded again: "Oh~~! This beautiful picture is really wonderful! My inspiration is spurting out like sparks, no, I want to draw a picture !"

Da Vinci appeared out of nowhere, and the two brackets stood up, and then a little bit of shit yellow shit color appeared on a clean white canvas.

With the appearance of Leonardo da Vinci, Darwin will naturally be there. These two damn guys come and go in pairs every day, just like Edison and Tesla who are still arguing at the side.

Ah?Quarreling Edison and Tesla?
"Haha, Tesla, are you afraid? Isn't it just skipping class, why are you walking so fast? Are you afraid of this genius?"

"Idiot... because I think you are noisy."

"Bastard! Tesla, who are you calling an idiot!"

"idiot……"

As a result, the grassland under the peaceful and comfortable sunshine was completely destroyed, and someone who was planning to have a good sleep suddenly lost his territory, and the two noisy people involved them all.

"Damn!! Edison, you are looking for death!!"

A piece of mud fell on Zhu Weiyu, who still wanted to take a good rest, he suddenly became furious. As a monitor, as a respected monitor, someone dared to throw mud on him! !

"Haha, Zhu Weiyu, you are too unlucky, uh!!..."

Stark gloated, remembering someone ruining his designer suit!But he couldn't continue in the middle of his sentence, because...uh, Zhu Weiyu pressed a big piece of mud on his face.

"Ahhhhh!! Bastard, you are courting death!!"

Stark exploded completely. At this time, the difference in strength was completely ignored. Furious, he got a big piece of poop out of nowhere, and then... well, it was someone's turn to run away.

The soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal ones, the horizontal ones are afraid of the dumb ones, and the dumb ones are afraid of death.

Judging from Zhu Weiyu's IQ, he should belong to Leng, but... the one holding the poop in the back should be considered desperate...

"Oh no! My painting!"

Naturally, Da Vinci couldn't paint there properly. The impact of the battle completely ruined his canvas. Apart from the shit-yellow paint, there were some strange things on the white canvas, what kind of dirt, what kind of shit? , Darwin's baby bug... But then again, isn't this the most primitive painting the most beautiful?

Not to mention so much, the battle of several people lasted for a while, until little Einstein ran over panting.

"Yo! Albert, have you skipped class too?" Zhu Weiyu waved to little Albert, and several people on the side also stopped to take a rest. Such a long fight was exhausting.

"No... no... no..."

"Didn't you skip class? Didn't you come out?"

"Chen... Teacher Chen... let me... find you."

"Huh? Looking for us?"

Why did Mr. Chen ask little Albert to come and find them?

...Suddenly, someone froze.

1,2,3,4,5...6?

Fuck me, skipping class and skipping six people? ? ?
(End of this chapter)