The first elementary school student in history
Chapter 8 God!I don't want activity class! !
Chapter 8 God!I don't want activity class! !
Is gym class over just running?too naive!
The competition is on the weekend, and the sports meeting is not far away. If you don't strengthen your training now, there is still a chance?
So, the painful training fell on Zhu Weiyu.His legs were still trembling, so Teacher Li Jing came over with a smile, holding something that looked like the skeleton of a soldier from M country.
"Is it a new type of individual combat tool?"
It is obvious that Zhu Weiyu, who is only seven or eight years old now, is still too simple-minded.
"Hehe~ This is yours, don't take it off when you take a shower these days."
"Teacher, what is this?"
"This? Hehe! This is a load!"
"Boom" There was a burst of smoke and dust on the ground, and the impact of dozens of catties falling directly was quite strong.Zhu Weiyu couldn't help swallowing, looked at the things on the ground, and then looked at his own small body, full of awe in his heart.
Teacher, this thing will make me underdeveloped.
"Don't worry, growth problems are definitely not a problem in our school, hehe~ As long as you want to grow taller, growth hormone can match you! You can get it from your teacher, maybe you can find it from your classmates. That's fine too, hehe~!"
Zhu Weiyu's sky darkened completely, and he seemed to see the painful days beckoning him in the future, such a large dose of overloaded exercise would cause muscle damage, crying.
"Hehe~ Don't worry, at worst, you will go back to the rebirth pool and remake it again~"
Teacher, how black are you!
In desperation, Zhu Weiyu put on the legendary "weight-bearing" equipment, but he didn't feel any weight: "Huh? Strange? Why isn't it heavy at all? Could it be... something went wrong?" The moment Zhu Weiyu thought this way, when he buttoned the last button, there was a mechanical sound on the weight-bearing equipment.
"Beep, the user has been detected, and the identity is being checked... Zhu Weiyu, a scientist from the Mortal Academy, is checking the body... The current recommended weight is 10 catties, and the system is adjusting itself."
Great, it only weighs 10 catties. I didn't expect this thing to be intelligent. Sure enough, this academy is a very powerful place, and artificial intelligence is so good!
"Authorization, Li Jing, the physical education teacher of the Mortal Academy, modify the mode and adjust it to the most, brutal, cool, mode! Hehe~~"
"The system is modifying the authorization, beep, the authorization is complete, and the load is modified to 0.5 times the gravity, increasing day by day."
God, let me die! !I would rather go to the [-]th floor of hell! !
"Hehe, don't worry, you'll be fine, come and take it." Teacher Li Jing put his hands in his arms, rubbed them constantly, and finally took out a box of mud pills, "Then, It's an enhanced version of what you call the 'survival pill', and you take one a day, before you go to bed or when you first wake up in the morning."
Ignoring the already petrified Zhu Weiyu, Teacher Li Jing said to himself, at this time his mind-reading skills seemed to be ineffective, and he didn't care about the turmoil in Zhu Weiyu's heart at all: "Damn it, did I make a mistake!! Why are you rubbing it, are you Jigong? Who would eat it after being teased by you like this!! You did it on purpose, bastard!"
There is a saying called "no-zuo-no-die-why-you-try!", this magical Internet term has been included in the slang lexicon of country M, and the general meaning is this - don't die will not die!
When the originally gentle physical education teacher heard the last two words, a reflection appeared in his glasses miraculously again: "Hehe~ You seem to be quite energetic, then let's continue training! Everyone else, free activities today, don't worry. Show me you guys sitting and resting, hehe~!"
"Snapped!"
This is the sound of Zhu Weiyu being beaten while he was sprinting back and forth.
"Clap!"
This is the sound of Zhu Weiyu being hit while sprinting back and forth with the ball.
"Clap clap clap"
This is the sound of Zhu Weiyu sprinting and being beaten when he was being chased by hellhounds with the ball.
"what!!!!"
Well, it was bitten.
Sure enough, he always had to pay it back when he came out to mess around. After framing Da Vinci, Zhu Weiyu finally experienced a certain mysterious sense of humiliation on this day, as well as the legendary horror of having his ass blown.
It was finally getting dark and the physical education class was over. Seeing Li Jing's unwilling face, Zhu Weiyu felt a little rejoiced.
Fortunately, the gym class is not long, otherwise... oh, my ass...
Zhu Weiyu lay down on the bed in pain, wailing constantly: "Ouch... ouch... yo..." But just as he thought, no one would come to take care of him, and he was the only one in the empty room.Today's training made him feel like his whole body was falling apart, he just wanted to die on the bed and never move, but this was not possible, he still had homework to do, and he had to apply medicine to his wounds.
Alas, people really can only rely on themselves.
Struggling to get up, Zhu Weiyu slowly came to the table, and took out a lot of ointment from it: "System, apply the ointment for me."
"Beep, received." A mechanical arm stretched out and took the ointment from Zhu Weiyu's hand.
This is a special healing ointment made by elementary school, and it is infinitely better than the legendary Yunnan Baiyao that has been passed down for thousands of years. After all, those people in the medical class are not bragging.Why Hua Tuo is alive, Bian Que is reborn, he is there.However, there are many stories in the medical class, and there are piles of them.
It is said that the medical skeleton that moves in the middle of the night is often reported in the academy, and later it alarmed Ke Zai, who claims to be a private person in the animation academy, but it was finally found out that it was Hua Tuo who secretly studied the physiological structure of the human body in the middle of the night, and then The campus case that became the legend... Let's forget about your research, is there anything shameful about it?Asked him, he also hesitated, but blushed.
Zhu Weiyu was a little speechless when he heard such a story. Really, it’s fine for any female skeleton who wants to study the differences from men. What can’t be said... Isn’t it just to study the differences in the pelvis and hip bones? This is academic research, so what's so special about it.
After Xiao Hua Tuo got the nickname of White Bone Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing was not to be outdone.
Although Zhang Zhongjing and Hua Tuo are good friends, as a little medical sage, no one will show weakness in medicine.After going in and out of some female teachers' places many times, and knowing that there is a negative state of bleeding every month, our great medical saint studied hard, and finally one day Zhang Zhongjing shouted: "I thought of it, I thought of it !"
Thus, the legendary "Prescription for Healing Women" appeared!
This is a great pioneering work in the history of Chinese medicine. The prescription for treating women is deer fetus plaster. The deer fetus is made with red ginseng, angelica, motherwort and other traditional Chinese medicines. It is specially given to women for special care!
But our great Zhang Zhongjing felt that it was not enough, so he continued to devote himself to research.After countless days, everyone always heard a strange voice coming from Zhang Zhongjing's room: "Oh, ah, uh...!" After that, a new version of deer fetus plaster was born!
This time, it is made into a paste with brown sugar, which can be stored for a long time and can be carried with you!The female teachers in the elementary school all clapped their hands and praised Zhang Zhongjing's actions.Gradually, a generation of medical sages also got a resounding nickname comparable to Hua Tuo, the former medical celestial being - gynecological master!
However, what Zhu Weiyu used could not be some kind of deer fetus plaster, it was just an ordinary and refined healing medicine, and its effect was quite good.
The ointment was squeezed onto his back by the mechanical arm of the system, and Zhu Weiyu couldn't help shouting out the cool feeling immediately: "Ah~~It's so comfortable!!...Ahhh!!!"
Zhu Weiyu thought of everything, considered everything, but he miscalculated one thing...the system mechanical arm has no adjustment strength! !
"Uh!" With white foam in his mouth, Zhu Weiyu fell on the bed, the whites of his eyes almost occupying his entire eyes, the poor man felt the pain attacking his brain under the control of the mechanical arm, and he couldn't utter a complete sentence at all Come.When he wanted to hide, the system didn't receive the next command, but just mechanically executed the command to apply the ointment, so...
"Oh, it hurts to death!" Some looked at their backs without tears. Although the effect of the medicine is gradually taking effect, just now it is even more terrifying than the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty. The massage is also good.
"Beep, there are visitors outside."
Strange, who will knock on the door at this time?
Zhu Weiyu was full of doubts in his heart, slowly moved his legs, and took a long time to arrive at the gate.
With a "wow", the door opened, and a gentle smiling face wearing glasses appeared in front of Zhu Weiyu instantly.
"Uh!" Subconsciously, Zhu Weiyu definitely pressed the door closing button subconsciously.
With a "bang", one hand grabbed the door that was about to close, and pulled it in the opposite direction like those monsters in the movie. The poor door could only "squeak" and cry about someone's monster-like power .
"Hehe~, teacher is not welcome?"
"Uh, of course not, I clicked wrong." Zhu Weiyu felt a little helpless, so he could only open the door. Of course, it was unnecessary, and five finger prints appeared on the ten-centimeter-thick door.
"Hehe~ Don't worry, I won't come in and sit around. I'm here to tell you something."
"What's the matter, teacher?" Zhu Weiyu waited for the big black eyes, and looked at Li Jing in front of him sincerely, as if he wanted to hear a few good news from him, such as—don't wear weights, or no , weight, or... weight Gary Marson (weight, weight, no no no)!
"Hehe~ Well, remember to take the pill!" Teacher Li Jing's eyes were hidden behind the glasses and he couldn't see any special emotions in him.
"Good teacher!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Weiyu pressed the close button again.The system repair gate is still very fast, and the repair is completed in just a few seconds. The strength of the mysterious system of the elementary school is extremely terrifying.
"Boom!" Once again, Li Jing showed off his strength in front of Zhu Weiyu.The five finger prints and the poor ruined gate seemed to say something.
"Hehe~ Actually, what I was going to talk about just now is not that matter."
By the way, can you finish it once...
"Don't worry, it's gone this time after I finish talking, hehe~! Actually, it's like this. The headmaster Nuwa has already told me that you want to participate in the competition, so I arranged for you to add an hour every day after the course is over. activity class~!"
God, I don't want activity classes! !
(End of this chapter)
Is gym class over just running?too naive!
The competition is on the weekend, and the sports meeting is not far away. If you don't strengthen your training now, there is still a chance?
So, the painful training fell on Zhu Weiyu.His legs were still trembling, so Teacher Li Jing came over with a smile, holding something that looked like the skeleton of a soldier from M country.
"Is it a new type of individual combat tool?"
It is obvious that Zhu Weiyu, who is only seven or eight years old now, is still too simple-minded.
"Hehe~ This is yours, don't take it off when you take a shower these days."
"Teacher, what is this?"
"This? Hehe! This is a load!"
"Boom" There was a burst of smoke and dust on the ground, and the impact of dozens of catties falling directly was quite strong.Zhu Weiyu couldn't help swallowing, looked at the things on the ground, and then looked at his own small body, full of awe in his heart.
Teacher, this thing will make me underdeveloped.
"Don't worry, growth problems are definitely not a problem in our school, hehe~ As long as you want to grow taller, growth hormone can match you! You can get it from your teacher, maybe you can find it from your classmates. That's fine too, hehe~!"
Zhu Weiyu's sky darkened completely, and he seemed to see the painful days beckoning him in the future, such a large dose of overloaded exercise would cause muscle damage, crying.
"Hehe~ Don't worry, at worst, you will go back to the rebirth pool and remake it again~"
Teacher, how black are you!
In desperation, Zhu Weiyu put on the legendary "weight-bearing" equipment, but he didn't feel any weight: "Huh? Strange? Why isn't it heavy at all? Could it be... something went wrong?" The moment Zhu Weiyu thought this way, when he buttoned the last button, there was a mechanical sound on the weight-bearing equipment.
"Beep, the user has been detected, and the identity is being checked... Zhu Weiyu, a scientist from the Mortal Academy, is checking the body... The current recommended weight is 10 catties, and the system is adjusting itself."
Great, it only weighs 10 catties. I didn't expect this thing to be intelligent. Sure enough, this academy is a very powerful place, and artificial intelligence is so good!
"Authorization, Li Jing, the physical education teacher of the Mortal Academy, modify the mode and adjust it to the most, brutal, cool, mode! Hehe~~"
"The system is modifying the authorization, beep, the authorization is complete, and the load is modified to 0.5 times the gravity, increasing day by day."
God, let me die! !I would rather go to the [-]th floor of hell! !
"Hehe, don't worry, you'll be fine, come and take it." Teacher Li Jing put his hands in his arms, rubbed them constantly, and finally took out a box of mud pills, "Then, It's an enhanced version of what you call the 'survival pill', and you take one a day, before you go to bed or when you first wake up in the morning."
Ignoring the already petrified Zhu Weiyu, Teacher Li Jing said to himself, at this time his mind-reading skills seemed to be ineffective, and he didn't care about the turmoil in Zhu Weiyu's heart at all: "Damn it, did I make a mistake!! Why are you rubbing it, are you Jigong? Who would eat it after being teased by you like this!! You did it on purpose, bastard!"
There is a saying called "no-zuo-no-die-why-you-try!", this magical Internet term has been included in the slang lexicon of country M, and the general meaning is this - don't die will not die!
When the originally gentle physical education teacher heard the last two words, a reflection appeared in his glasses miraculously again: "Hehe~ You seem to be quite energetic, then let's continue training! Everyone else, free activities today, don't worry. Show me you guys sitting and resting, hehe~!"
"Snapped!"
This is the sound of Zhu Weiyu being beaten while he was sprinting back and forth.
"Clap!"
This is the sound of Zhu Weiyu being hit while sprinting back and forth with the ball.
"Clap clap clap"
This is the sound of Zhu Weiyu sprinting and being beaten when he was being chased by hellhounds with the ball.
"what!!!!"
Well, it was bitten.
Sure enough, he always had to pay it back when he came out to mess around. After framing Da Vinci, Zhu Weiyu finally experienced a certain mysterious sense of humiliation on this day, as well as the legendary horror of having his ass blown.
It was finally getting dark and the physical education class was over. Seeing Li Jing's unwilling face, Zhu Weiyu felt a little rejoiced.
Fortunately, the gym class is not long, otherwise... oh, my ass...
Zhu Weiyu lay down on the bed in pain, wailing constantly: "Ouch... ouch... yo..." But just as he thought, no one would come to take care of him, and he was the only one in the empty room.Today's training made him feel like his whole body was falling apart, he just wanted to die on the bed and never move, but this was not possible, he still had homework to do, and he had to apply medicine to his wounds.
Alas, people really can only rely on themselves.
Struggling to get up, Zhu Weiyu slowly came to the table, and took out a lot of ointment from it: "System, apply the ointment for me."
"Beep, received." A mechanical arm stretched out and took the ointment from Zhu Weiyu's hand.
This is a special healing ointment made by elementary school, and it is infinitely better than the legendary Yunnan Baiyao that has been passed down for thousands of years. After all, those people in the medical class are not bragging.Why Hua Tuo is alive, Bian Que is reborn, he is there.However, there are many stories in the medical class, and there are piles of them.
It is said that the medical skeleton that moves in the middle of the night is often reported in the academy, and later it alarmed Ke Zai, who claims to be a private person in the animation academy, but it was finally found out that it was Hua Tuo who secretly studied the physiological structure of the human body in the middle of the night, and then The campus case that became the legend... Let's forget about your research, is there anything shameful about it?Asked him, he also hesitated, but blushed.
Zhu Weiyu was a little speechless when he heard such a story. Really, it’s fine for any female skeleton who wants to study the differences from men. What can’t be said... Isn’t it just to study the differences in the pelvis and hip bones? This is academic research, so what's so special about it.
After Xiao Hua Tuo got the nickname of White Bone Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing was not to be outdone.
Although Zhang Zhongjing and Hua Tuo are good friends, as a little medical sage, no one will show weakness in medicine.After going in and out of some female teachers' places many times, and knowing that there is a negative state of bleeding every month, our great medical saint studied hard, and finally one day Zhang Zhongjing shouted: "I thought of it, I thought of it !"
Thus, the legendary "Prescription for Healing Women" appeared!
This is a great pioneering work in the history of Chinese medicine. The prescription for treating women is deer fetus plaster. The deer fetus is made with red ginseng, angelica, motherwort and other traditional Chinese medicines. It is specially given to women for special care!
But our great Zhang Zhongjing felt that it was not enough, so he continued to devote himself to research.After countless days, everyone always heard a strange voice coming from Zhang Zhongjing's room: "Oh, ah, uh...!" After that, a new version of deer fetus plaster was born!
This time, it is made into a paste with brown sugar, which can be stored for a long time and can be carried with you!The female teachers in the elementary school all clapped their hands and praised Zhang Zhongjing's actions.Gradually, a generation of medical sages also got a resounding nickname comparable to Hua Tuo, the former medical celestial being - gynecological master!
However, what Zhu Weiyu used could not be some kind of deer fetus plaster, it was just an ordinary and refined healing medicine, and its effect was quite good.
The ointment was squeezed onto his back by the mechanical arm of the system, and Zhu Weiyu couldn't help shouting out the cool feeling immediately: "Ah~~It's so comfortable!!...Ahhh!!!"
Zhu Weiyu thought of everything, considered everything, but he miscalculated one thing...the system mechanical arm has no adjustment strength! !
"Uh!" With white foam in his mouth, Zhu Weiyu fell on the bed, the whites of his eyes almost occupying his entire eyes, the poor man felt the pain attacking his brain under the control of the mechanical arm, and he couldn't utter a complete sentence at all Come.When he wanted to hide, the system didn't receive the next command, but just mechanically executed the command to apply the ointment, so...
"Oh, it hurts to death!" Some looked at their backs without tears. Although the effect of the medicine is gradually taking effect, just now it is even more terrifying than the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty. The massage is also good.
"Beep, there are visitors outside."
Strange, who will knock on the door at this time?
Zhu Weiyu was full of doubts in his heart, slowly moved his legs, and took a long time to arrive at the gate.
With a "wow", the door opened, and a gentle smiling face wearing glasses appeared in front of Zhu Weiyu instantly.
"Uh!" Subconsciously, Zhu Weiyu definitely pressed the door closing button subconsciously.
With a "bang", one hand grabbed the door that was about to close, and pulled it in the opposite direction like those monsters in the movie. The poor door could only "squeak" and cry about someone's monster-like power .
"Hehe~, teacher is not welcome?"
"Uh, of course not, I clicked wrong." Zhu Weiyu felt a little helpless, so he could only open the door. Of course, it was unnecessary, and five finger prints appeared on the ten-centimeter-thick door.
"Hehe~ Don't worry, I won't come in and sit around. I'm here to tell you something."
"What's the matter, teacher?" Zhu Weiyu waited for the big black eyes, and looked at Li Jing in front of him sincerely, as if he wanted to hear a few good news from him, such as—don't wear weights, or no , weight, or... weight Gary Marson (weight, weight, no no no)!
"Hehe~ Well, remember to take the pill!" Teacher Li Jing's eyes were hidden behind the glasses and he couldn't see any special emotions in him.
"Good teacher!" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Weiyu pressed the close button again.The system repair gate is still very fast, and the repair is completed in just a few seconds. The strength of the mysterious system of the elementary school is extremely terrifying.
"Boom!" Once again, Li Jing showed off his strength in front of Zhu Weiyu.The five finger prints and the poor ruined gate seemed to say something.
"Hehe~ Actually, what I was going to talk about just now is not that matter."
By the way, can you finish it once...
"Don't worry, it's gone this time after I finish talking, hehe~! Actually, it's like this. The headmaster Nuwa has already told me that you want to participate in the competition, so I arranged for you to add an hour every day after the course is over. activity class~!"
God, I don't want activity classes! !
(End of this chapter)
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