Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 132 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 137
Welcome to Tencent Original The East Sith army captured the city of Shan, opening the door to the Sith imperial capital, and the Sith regime was crumbling.A little knowledgeable Sith officials thought about their own future. In view of this, the evil emperor and the old national teacher formulated a series of preferential conditions for surrender.

Around the city of Yan, the guards of four cities surrendered.There are still two guards waiting and watching, the situation is getting more and more favorable for the Dongsi army, but the evil emperor's eyebrows are still frowned.

"What's the matter, Your Majesty?" Xue Yan asked strangely, yesterday she saw Xie Huang happy like a child, but today she looked like she was beaten by someone.

The evil emperor said nothing.

"I've encountered troubles, my concubine will tell you a joke." Xueyan laughed.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to laugh at any jokes." Xie Huang said listlessly.

"Impossible, I'm sure His Majesty will laugh this time." Xue Yan said confidently, regardless of whether the Xie Huang agreed or not, let's talk first.

There are two people, A and B, who meet by chance, with angry looks on their faces.B asked A: "Excuse me, brother, you look so ugly, are you angry with someone?"

A said: "I was sitting quietly at home just now, and I heard an old monk in Xitian reciting scriptures. I thought he was noisy and ordered him not to read. The monk would not talk to me. When I got angry, I picked up a Mount Sumeru and slammed it to the old man. The monk called, but when the old monk fell down from the mountain, he only blinked, rubbed his hands and said, "The dust that came from somewhere almost dazzled my eyes." After finishing speaking, he continued to chant sutras. I really can't handle him, so you say you are not angry." After speaking, he asked B, "I think you are also angry, what is the reason?"

B said: "A guest came to my house yesterday. I had no good things to entertain him, so I caught a mosquito, disemboweled it, took out the mosquito's heart and liver, cut it into 120 pieces with a knife, cooked it and served it to the guests. Who knows The guest ate the mosquito liver and it got stuck in his throat. He said that I had cut the liver bigger and blamed me. Now he is still lying in my house, humming non-stop. Are you angry?"

A said: "How can there be such a small throat?" B said: "Since you have distant ears to listen to the western sky and big eyes to accommodate Mount Sumeru, shouldn't I be allowed to have such a small throat that chokes the heart of mosquitoes?"

"It's funny!" Xueyan laughed to herself after speaking.

There was no expression on Xiehuang's face, and after a while, a sentence suddenly came out of his mouth: "The big bad wolf is coming."

Xueyan smiled "bragly", and said: "Your Majesty, you can tell jokes too."

"I'm not joking, it's true." Xie Huang said very seriously. .

"What?" Xueyan couldn't understand, and said, "I only heard that King Jing is coming, but I didn't hear that a wolf is coming!"

"He's the big bad wolf."

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