Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 199 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 210
After Liao City surrendered, the Sith Kingdom was completely incorporated into the territory of the Eastern Sith.

The army began to pack up and return to Beijing.

According to the rules, the Xiehuang's things are handled by Xueyan.

"Your Majesty, help you clean up," Xueyan said with a very obedient look as soon as she returned to her place of residence.

The evil emperor ignored it, but clapped his hands.Soon a young woman with delicate features came in.As soon as Xie Huang pointed at the room, the woman began to tidy up, with a tacit understanding and well-trained appearance.

"Biying, that's a good name! People are better! Everything goes according to my wishes." Xie Huang leaned on his chair and said with a wicked smile.

"Your Majesty, what are the concubines doing?" Xue Yan asked with a flattering smile.

"Ah! Help me lift my shoes!" the evil emperor said casually.

"Where did you mention it?" Xue Yan lifted a shoe, the taste was too unnatural, "Your Majesty, where did you mention it?"

"Stand still." The evil emperor smiled evilly.

Xueyan pouted and put it down.

The evil emperor smiled evilly, the feeling of being surrounded by snow geese to please him was really great.

"Your Majesty, let me tell you a joke." Xue Yan coaxed.

The evil emperor was noncommittal.

Xueyan doesn't care about him anymore, let's make fun of him first.

In ancient times, there was a man named An Hongjian. He was very funny, but he was afraid of his wife.One year, the father-in-law died. According to the local custom, An Hongjian would wear plain clothes and cry by the roadside at the door.

His wife called him into the spiritual tent and scolded him, "Why didn't you cry when you cried?"

An Hongjian said, "When you see no tears, you have already wiped them with a handkerchief."

The wife said solemnly: "When I get out of the coffin tomorrow morning, I must cry tears!"

An Hongjian had no choice but to obey his orders.But it is really impossible to cry without tears. Just before leaving the coffin, I used a wide towel to sandwich the wet paper head in the middle and tied it on the forehead. The appearance of crying.

As soon as he finished crying, his wife called him into the spiritual tent again, and she was shocked when she saw it, and said, "Other people's tears flow from their eyes, why do you flow from your forehead?"

An Hongjian replied: "Haven't you heard of the saying, 'Since ancient times, clouds and water have emerged from the plateau'?"

After Xueyan finished speaking, she thought it was funny, covered her mouth and laughed, then looked at the Xiehuang with a cold face, and said in a low voice: "This joke is too uncomfortable, I want to laugh but can't, are you torturing me? Go out, drink Think quietly."

Xueyan had no choice but to go out obediently.

As soon as Xueyan's figure disappeared, Xie Huang covered his mouth and laughed "Woo...", while laughing, he said in his heart: "Damn, why did she make so many jokes. My stomach is so big from laughing."

Xueyan stood outside the house, blowing the wind, which made her feel cool.He was very distressed: "Damn it, this Po Biying came here, why did he become so difficult to deal with, no, I have to get this Biying away, find a way, find a way, I must find a good way!"

(End of this chapter)