Knock on Jade: Concubine Qiao Plays Evil Emperor

Chapter 51 Pretty Concubine Playing Evil Emperor 53
Xueyan did the math, the evil emperor's evil eyes glanced at Xie Yaoyi thirteen times in total, and Xie Yaoyi didn't look at him once.

Xie Yaoyi's eyes were on Ximenxue's body.

The evil emperor was very bored.

"Tell me, what's so good about Ximen Xue?" After inspecting the army, Xie Huang returned to the tent and asked Xue Yan with a cold face.

"Ah? Your Majesty, you should ask General Ximen what's wrong? Otherwise, this question will be too complicated." Xueyan said without thinking.

"What did you say?" The evil emperor rolled his eyes.

"Ah! Back to Your Majesty, if you can sum it up in one word, General Ximen is too manly. How many Dongsi men can stand naked in the wind in such a cold day?" Xueyan praised sincerely.

"I can."

Xueyan endured it a few times before she couldn't hold back her laugh.

Wearing a brocade fur coat, holding a stove, stomping your feet, and screaming cold, to say such things is just to make people happy.

The evil emperor did what he said, and he really took off his shirt and sat naked on the dragon couch.

"Your Majesty, the dragon's body is important." Xue Yan hastily persuaded, he would suffer from the cold, the most unlucky one would be himself.

"It's okay. If Ximenxue can do it, I will definitely be able to do it." The evil emperor was shivering with cold, insisting on teasing. "It seems that I am a bit like a monk and Buddha practicing. It would be nice if I didn't become an emperor and a Buddhist. Look at me, I look like a benevolent Buddhist."

Xueyan hurriedly turned her back and laughed, because people who eat meat every day say such things, it's just for fun.

"Here, tell me a joke." Xie Huang was so cold that his face was blue and trembling, but he persisted.

Xueyan thought about today's events and came up with a story. She knew that the evil emperor would be angry if she told this story, but she still wanted to tell it to stimulate him.

Xueyan cleared her throat and began to speak:
The Buddha recruited disciples, and there were three candidates: a eunuch, a prostitute, and a lunatic.

The Buddha first asked the eunuch: "All colors are empty, do you know?"

The eunuch knelt and replied: "I know, students never get close to female sex." The Buddha waved his hand: "If you don't get close to all kinds of colors, how do you know the emptiness of form?"

The Buddha asked the client again: "Do you know that you are not delusional when you are enlightened?"

The client replied with a hippie smile: "I know, the student loves all women in the world, and he is not obsessed with any woman." The Buddha frowned: "If there is no confusion, how can we get enlightened?"

Finally it was the turn of the lunatic. The Buddha opened his eyes slightly and didn't ask any questions. He just looked at him benevolently.

The Buddha took the lunatic as his disciple and opened up his Buddha nature, and the lunatic finally achieved the fruit and enjoyed bliss!
Xie Huang grinned, and when he finished laughing, he thought of what he said just now, and knew that he had been tricked.Pick up the clothes and throw them on Snow Goose.

Snow Goose ran with a smile.

The evil emperor wanted to chase after him, but the eunuch outside shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, the old national teacher asks to see you."

"Wait for me to change clothes." Xie Huang hurriedly shouted.

Xueyan picked up a brocade handkerchief and covered Xiehuang's nose, covering Xiehuang until he couldn't breathe.

"You, what are you doing?"

"Your Majesty, the snot is coming down."

(End of this chapter)