The mad concubine of ancient martial arts who traveled through time

Chapter 141 Poems Without Nutrients

Yan Qianao counted while talking, with a cute expression on his face, Ruan Zhuqi immediately wanted to shoot him, "What's the second step?"

The dignified prince actually wrote such unnutritious poems!

"The second step is... is... oh yes, I will never stop waiting for the bright moon..."

"puff……"

Ruan Zhuqi squirted out a sip of water, just as if she had water in her mouth now, because not squirting would not be enough to express his indignation at Yan Qianao's crappy, winding poems.

Yan Qianao, you are the prince, is the prince so unqualified?
Would you like me to show you one? The bright moonlight in front of the bed seems to be frost on the ground.Looking up at the bright moon, bowing your head and thinking about your hometown!
"Xiao Qiqi, the third step is coming, you have to listen carefully, Mingyue is so ruthless..."

puff!
Ruan Zhuqi listened to this verse that was enough to shake the world and weep ghosts and gods, but she couldn't puff out any water, she could only caress her heart with her little hands, and puffed out one mouthful at a time!

"I love Mingyue Changxin...the fourth step..."

By the time he recited the fourth step, Ruan Zhuqi had already put his hand on his heart, expressing that he had listened very hard.

"The fifth step, the bright moon is cold and my desolate feelings..."

What is long-term heart, desolate feeling, Prince Guoguo, do you know that poetry needs to rhyme if it is right?
Even if you don't know how to rhyme, you can't keep going around Mingyue and you?How about you get a different sun, Mars or something? !

At the sixth step, Yan Qianao chanted, "Mingyue and I..."

Ruan Zhuqi hugged her head in pain, "Prince Ao, you and Mingyue have so many adulterous affairs, did your father create them?"

"Eh? I don't know if the emperor knows about this matter, and the prince doesn't know, but Xiao Qiqi, you must know!"

what?
As far as you do this crappy verse I know?

If I knew, I would have stopped talking nonsense with you here!
This peaceful and beautiful night of mine was disturbed by your terrifying verses!

"Xiao Qiqi, you know it, because you are the bright moon!"

what?
I……

Ruan Zhuqi didn't come up in one breath, and almost fell on her back on the roof, "Why is my life so miserable..."

"It's not bitter, it's not bitter, Xiao Qiqi, think about it, the stars all over the sky are still lonely, you are the bright moon but you have me... Oh, this is the seventh sentence, and the sixth sentence is that I and the bright moon always depend on each other , Haha, Xiao Qiqi, the prince has finished the seven-step poem, how is it going? Is there a magical effect? ​​Okay, Xiao Qiqi, come on, come on, the warm and generous embrace of the prince is waving to you oh..."

Yan Qianao of Tiansha opened his arms as he spoke, with a face that couldn't come over. I used to look like a mountain, standing one step away from the edge of the roof and winking at Ruan Zhuqi!
I rely on!

Yan Qianao, being uneducated is terrible. Do you know that even if it is a seven-step poem, you have to complete eight lines. Your poem only has seven lines?
What's more, he actually made the sixth sentence and the seventh sentence together, and the seventh step didn't go back. Damn it, if you don't take a step back, why did you fall?

"Xiao Qiqi, what's the matter? Are you stunned by this prince's quick thinking and brilliance? Don't tell you, this prince has a lot of research on poetry. After getting along for a long time, you will know that this prince What kind of person is the prince!"

A despicable and shameless person with no limits!
Miss Ben really knows you too well!

Ruan Zhuqi was really angry when she looked at the edge of the roof that only needed to take another step back to give this evildoer a little color.

Alright, Yan Qian'ao, this lady will go all out to help you, and let you fall if she says anything, otherwise the moon will cry tonight.

Thinking of this, she looked at Yan Qianao coldly, "Prince Ao, are you ready? I really want to throw myself into my arms!"

"Okay, okay, the prince has been waiting for a long time, come quickly!"

Yan Qianao seemed very happy.

Stinky evildoer, you won't be able to laugh anytime soon.

Ruan Zhuqi sneered a few times, then took a few steps back, then made a short run-up, and at the same time shouted, "I'm coming..."

In the next minute, she had already thrown all of her body weight on Yan Qianao.

Yan Qian'ao was originally standing on the edge of the roof, but now he was pushed and bumped by Ruan Zhuqi's body weight, and he fell down from the roof without any suspense..."Xiao Qi Seven, we live and die together..."

During the fall, a certain monstrous prince was still chanting slogans leisurely!

Ruan Zhuqi was so angry that there were black clouds in front of her eyes... There was a bang, and the weight of the two of them was like a sack full of heavy objects thrown from the roof, and they smashed hard on the flowers in the back garden. on the ground.

The flower field was just weeded by the gardener the day before, so the ground is still soft, even if it is like this, a certain prince was thrown enough, if it is, it is fine, for martial arts practitioners, the height from the roof to the ground is only two or three meters It's nothing, but Yau Taizi has become a glorious meat pad without any suspense... In this way, he seemed to fall to his death without even snorting.

"Hmph, smelly evildoer, stop pretending to be dead!"

Ruan Zhuqi got up from him barabara, then stood beside him clapping her little hands, looking at Yan Qianao with great joy.

"Smelly evildoer, do you still dare to do Mingyue poetry? Is that called poetry? It's shameful. Let me tell you, when you go out to show off your talents in the future, don't say that you know Miss Ben. Miss Ben really can't afford to lose that." people!"

Uh?
what happened?

still nothing?

Ruan Zhuqi lowered her head and looked at Yan Qianao who was lying on the ground. She seemed to be neither breathing nor breathing, just lying there upright, motionless.

Really fell to death?

No way?
She suddenly felt a little uneasy.

This guy Yan Qianao is very annoying, he always comes to bother her, but if he is bothered, he is not guilty of death. If he is plotted to death like this, then the Mingbei people will not agree, that is, Nanyue The people of the country will not agree, because she killed someone else's prince, so naturally others will come to punish her!
"Hey, Yan Qianao, can you stop pretending? Didn't you just fall for a while, did you fall to your death?"

Ruan Zhuqi muttered for a long time, but Yan Qianao didn't make a sound at all. Under the cold moonlight, his face seemed to have turned dead gray.

what?
Really dead?

Ruan Zhuqi was scared this time.

Yan Qianao's benefits during this period of time flashed across her mind. No matter how much she despises or ridicules, he will jump out when she is in danger, and then use his majesty as the prince of the Ming Dynasty to help her. She, not to mention letting her save the day, is still making a lot of money at Dongling National University... In this way, this kid is still her benefactor!
ah?I tortured my benefactor to death, will God punish me? !

Ruan Zhuqi panicked for a while, and then hurriedly squatted beside Yan Qian'ao, pulling his face with her little hands, "Hey, Yan Qian'ao, I'm not playing anymore, please open your eyes quickly?"

There was no movement.

"Yan Qian'ao, if you don't make a sound, I'll leave? I'm going back to sleep!"

She said, stood up and took a few steps forward.

After a few steps, she stopped, and there was no movement behind her. The wind was still the night wind, the moon was still like a sickle moon, and even the flowers and plants next to her were the same as before, swaying indistinctly in the wind. Any changes...Yan Qianao, you...couldn't have really been thrown to your death?
Ruan Zhuqi was suddenly terrified.

She rushed back quickly and pulled Yan Qianao's face with her small hands, eh?Why are your cheeks cold?
what?
No way?
Yan Qianao, you are too careless to fall, you just fell to your death?

Is this possible?

She was full of doubts, but suddenly thought that when she fell just now, she was on top of him. Could it be that she was too heavy, and when she fell, she lay firmly on top of him, and then gave him to him in one breath? crushed?

Oops, how can this be done?
Yan Qianao, you said that you are not bad, this lady originally just wanted you to fall off, but you refused, so you had to let this lady throw herself into her arms and knock you down head on, now it’s all right, you were knocked to death ...

This...isn't this Miss Ben's original intention?
A very modern word flashed in Ruan Zhuqi's mind, artificial respiration!

She didn't care much about it and hurriedly leaned down, opened his mouth, then took a deep breath, and then pressed her puffed mouth against it... She was so upset that she wanted to hit tofu, what? Thing, she just wanted to plot against him and let him know how sinful it is to disturb Miss Ruan Qi admiring the moon, but she plotted him to death inadvertently, this... this time Big brother can't keep her anymore!

Woohoo, Yan Qianao, you short-lived stinky evildoer, you killed me!

Uh?
what happened?

Just when Ruan Zhuqi's lips touched Yan Qian'ao's, she suddenly felt a pain on her lips, followed by an inexplicable suction that sucked her lips tightly.

She was still holding a big mouthful of air, but it was all sucked away.

And the only feeling left on her side was the pain in her lips, which made her want to cry.

Suddenly, she opened her eyes, but at a glance, she saw a smug smile on the face of the enchanting monster, "Meow, Xiao Qiqi, you sent this to the door by yourself to find relatives. No wonder the prince!"

Stinky evildoer, you are pretending to be dead! ?

Ruan Zhuqi was so angry that her eyes widened, her small hands grabbed his arm fiercely, I will strangle you to death, and the stinky evildoer plots against me again!
"Oh, it hurts so much, Xiao Qiqi, grab it hard, it hurts but also makes you happy. What this crown prince enjoys the most is the feeling of being with you!"

The evil prince did not relax at all in her mouth to attack the city, but he also showed her the pride after the success of the plot with a smirk.

Yan Qianao, stop, no, shut up...

Ruan Zhuqi was furious.

All kinds of contempt, all kinds of curses are rising in my heart, one wave after another, but a certain prince of the family doesn't care, and keeps pecking and pecking, as if wishing to get all the fragrance in her mouth in one breath. Take it clean!

(End of this chapter)