When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 125 How can you be more shameless than me

At this moment, Gu Xiaotian's cell phone rang, and it was He Lanxue calling.

"Xiaotian, are you here?" He Lanxue asked.

"I arrived early, and I'm standing by the side of the road! How about you?" Gu Xiaotian looked up, but he didn't find He Lanxue.

"We just arrived... Xiaotian, I saw you, so I'll hang up first."

"okay."

Not long after the call was hung up, Gu Xiaotian saw He Lanxue get off a red sports car, which naturally belonged to Shen Yuelan.

After He Lanxue got off the car, Shen Yuelan didn't get off, and even drove away directly.

"Xuexue, why did Xiao Facial Paralysis run away?" Gu Xiaotian asked suspiciously, "Is she scared when she sees me?"

"What!" He Lanxue plucked her bangs helplessly and laughed, "Sister Yuelan is looking for a place to park her car."

"Do you still need to find a place to park?" Gu Xiaotian turned his head and looked at his car on the side of the road behind him, pouted and said, "Just park here, don't worry! No one dares to steal it, Xiaofa is too cowardly." what!"

He Lanxue: "..."

"Come on Xuexue, the first album is for you first." Gu Xiaotian said, took one out of the bag and handed it to He Lanxue.

He Lanxue was stunned for a moment, and sighed with a smile: "Xiaotian, you came so early! You have already queued up to buy the album!"

Gu Xiaotian: "..."

Seeing Gu Xiaotian's tongue-tied expression, He Lanxue couldn't help being puzzled: "What's wrong, Xiaotian?"

"Uh..." Gu Xiaotian looked a little embarrassed, rubbed his nose and said with a dry smile, "Actually, I didn't line up to buy this album, it was Zhao Xingchen who gave it to me."

Seeing Gu Xiaotian's sudden stupid appearance, He Lanxue pursed her lips and laughed, maybe in this kind of matter, someone would make a mistake in front of her, saying how hard and boring she was in line, complaining about the bitterness sympathy.

But this guy is real in this kind of thing.

He is the typical type of person who loves to run trains, but is more sincere in his heart, but the way this guy answers should be different.

He Lanxue thought about it, and consciously made up her mind, if it was Shen Yuelan who said that Gu Xiaotian was queuing up to buy an album just now...

She could already imagine how Gu Xiaotian would answer—are you stupid with facial paralysis?Master Ben would be in that mood to line up to buy this crap album?

"Pfft..." He Lanxue was accidentally amused by herself and laughed out loud.

"Uh... What's wrong with you, Xuexue? Why are you so happy all of a sudden?" Gu Xiaotian naturally didn't know what He Lanxue was thinking, and asked inexplicably.

"It's okay, I just suddenly thought of something funny." He Lanxue covered her small mouth to stop her laughter.

While the two were talking, Shen Yuelan walked over.

Gu Xiaotian and her looked at each other, and they both stared at each other, and suddenly invisible sparks burst in the air.

Seeing this, He Lanxue quickly stretched out her small hand to block the two of them.

The two hummed and turned their heads at the same time.

Gu Xiaotian thought for a while, then randomly took out an album from his bag and handed it to Shen Yuelan.Usually when giving something to others, the eyes are to stare at the other party, but Gu Xiaotian turned his head to one side, and only showed the back of his head to Shen Yuelan.

"..." Seeing this scene, tens of thousands of muddy horses galloped past Shen Yuelan's heart, but Gu Xiaotian couldn't see her angry appearance at all, and suddenly felt that she was too stupid to be angry in the air.

But Shen Yuelan felt that if she didn't accept the album, she would lose to Gu Xiaotian in terms of momentum.

So imitating Gu Xiaotian's appearance, he turned his head to one side, and reached out to "take" the album over.

"..." He Lanxue was speechless seeing the two of them fighting like children.

After receiving the album, Shen Yuelan was stunned for a moment, looked up at the long queue to buy the album, and said puzzledly: "Xiao Tian, ​​you have already lined up to buy the album! You came so early!"

"Little facial paralysis, are you stupid? This young master would be in that mood to queue up to buy this crap album? Are you sick!" Gu Xiaotian turned around and yelled.

"Puchi..." He Lanxue on the side burst into laughter, covered her stomach and bent over laughingly, and hurriedly supported a tree next to her to stabilize her figure. She almost burst out of laughter: "Ouch!" I can't do it anymore... You two don't fight, I don't have the strength to stop it now."

Seeing He Lanxue's sudden and inexplicable situation, Shen Yuelan, who was still angry in her heart, suddenly lost the mood to be angry, and stared at Gu Xiaotian in a daze. The other party saw the same question in his eyes - what happened to Xuexue all of a sudden?

"Xuexue, do you need me to make an emergency call?" Gu Xiaotian said, raising his phone nervously.

"No, no, no..." Seeing this, He Lanxue quickly shook her head. She felt that if she responded to Gu Xiaotian later, this guy might really call an ambulance.

"Okay, okay..." He Lanxue took a deep breath, and finally calmed down: "I just thought of something happy just now."

"Why do you always think of happy things today?" Gu Xiaotian asked in bewilderment.

"..." He Lanxue couldn't help hesitating when she heard the words, but she could only pretend to be stupid: "I don't know either! Anyway, I suddenly remembered."

Gu Xiaotian: "..."

Seeing this, He Lanxue hurriedly smiled and changed the subject: "Xiaotian, Sister Yuelan just said that the cat is almost healed. After the autograph session is over, you can go to her house to get the cat." Bar!"

When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he immediately pointed the finger at Shen Yuelan again: "Little face paralyzed, didn't you say that the cat is dead? How can you deceive my feelings!"

"Who cheated your feelings?" Shen Yuelan immediately retorted logically: "I have no feelings for you at all, okay? How can you cheat your feelings!"

"..." Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, he felt that today was a bit unfavorable, and he was about to be spoiled by these two girls, one was "going crazy" for no reason, and the other was so choked that he had no words to refute.

"There will be times when you have nothing to say?" Seeing this, Shen Yuelan snorted triumphantly.

"Small facial paralysis, don't worry..." Gu Xiaotian waved his hand, while quickly turning his brain, which has become much clearer than before, thinking of a way to refute, and finally slapped his thigh and suddenly said loudly: "Even if you don't cheat my feelings , but the cat is obviously not dead but you say it is dead, are you deceiving the cat's feelings?"

"..." Shen Yuelan tapped her head, feeling a little dazed, and didn't know how to answer for a while.

Gu Xiaotian was even more unreasonable, and continued to yell at Shen Yuelan: "You said that you even deceived the cat's feelings, are you still human? How can you be more shameless than me!"

"..." Shen Yuelan stared at Gu Xiaotian with her mouth open in astonishment. How could this guy's mind turn so fast? People often say that there is only a thin line between a genius and a madman... Could this guy be the legendary madman who is only one step away from being a genius?

In addition, what the hell is more shameless than you... Crazy and even scolding yourself?
Shen Yuelan felt that her brain could no longer keep up with this guy's rhythm.

(End of this chapter)