When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 202 Fairy descends to earth
"There is no one in the room, are you a ghost?" Gu Xiaotian said loudly.

Helanrui was still suppressing a smile: "I am your wife's younger brother."

"..." Gu Xiaotian's forehead couldn't help but blacken, this guy's speech really lacks training.

"If you don't open the door again, I'll call the demolition team to tear it down!" Gu Xiaotian slapped the door and shouted.

"Don't, don't, don't..." Helanrui quickly let go, and with Gu Xiaotian's temper, he really didn't dare to make too much noise: "Brother-in-law, no, you can't be called brother-in-law yet...Brother Xiaotian, let me test you first , if you pass, I will consider opening the door for you."

"Hurry up." Gu Xiaotian snorted.

"I'll give you a piece of paper from the crack of the door below. There are several lipsticks and lip marks on it. If you can guess which one belongs to my sister, you will pass the test."

"Do you have a lot of lip marks?"

"not much."

"That's good, you bring the paper here!" Gu Xiaotian heaved a sigh of relief, if there are not many words, it shouldn't be difficult to guess based on his memory.

As soon as the words were finished, Gu Xiaotian saw a piece of paper being handed out from the crack of the door, and quickly bent over to pick it up to see that there were actually 12 lip marks on it... Gu Xiaotian instantly felt ten thousand grass-mud horses galloping past his heart.

"Brother Xiaotian, not many, right? Hahaha..."

"Well, not much." Gu Xiaotian gritted his teeth and said, Helanrui had been ravaged thousands of times in his heart.

"But what if... I guessed wrong?" Gu Xiaotian asked carefully.

"Brother Xiaotian has two choices, one is to go home directly, and the other is to get engaged to the person with the lip print you chose today... Ouch... Sister, don't hit me!" He Lanxue covered her head in pain call out.

Gu Xiaotian stared at the lip print for a while, and suddenly laughed out loud: "You mean, no matter which lip print I choose, I can get a wife today? Well... that's not bad, at least this trip is not in vain .”

"Pfft..." He Lanxue felt stabbed in the heart.

"Uh, brother Xiaotian, you're right..." Helanrui paused for a moment before continuing, "But there are also my lip prints on it."

"..." Gu Xiaotian was speechless, and simply ignored him. He lowered his head and carefully observed the 12 lip marks, then closed his eyes and carefully recalled the shape of He Lanxue's lips.

Her lips are well-curved, small and straight, her breasts are full, the corners of her lips are raised, and her lips are glossy and ruddy. It is a typical cherry mouth.

Speaking of it this way, it is actually not difficult to recognize, but compared to Gu Xiaotian's current memory and visual discrimination ability, ordinary people may really not be able to see it.

"I found it, the fourth in the first row..."

"Hahaha...Brother-in-law, you made a mistake, that belongs to Sister Yuelan."

"That's right! I was going to say it belonged to her! Why are you interrupting me?" Gu Xiaotian said a little angrily.

"..." Helanrui was speechless, are you so shameless?

Gu Xiaotian continued: "That one is the one with facial paralysis, and the third one in the second row is Xuexue's, right?"

"..." Helan Rui was stunned for a moment, and then he believed that Gu Xiaotian wasn't cheating just now.

"No... Brother Xiaotian, how do you remember the shape of their mouths so clearly? Could it be that you have kissed both of them?"

"Snapped!"

"Ah!" Helanrui was about to cry: "Sister, I was just joking!"

"Can this kind of joke be made casually?" Shen Yuelan on the side gave Helanrui a hard look, and simply used an angry expression to cover up her slight guilt.

"Brother Xiaorui, your lip shape is the first in the first row." Gu Xiaotian snorted and said, "Did I kiss you too?"

"Go on, brother Xiaotian, you are too good, this question is not difficult for you at all!" Helanrui couldn't help but marvel.

Gu Xiaotian didn't bother to talk to him anymore, this guy only saw how easy he answered, and didn't think about how troublesome it would be for him to match the lip shapes in his memory with the dots on this paper.

"I've already answered, you open the door quickly." Gu Xiaotian said loudly.

"Okay, Xiao Rui, open the door for him!" He Lanxue also urged.

"No, there is one last thing left, Brother Xiaotian, I want a red envelope!"

Gu Xiaotian looked down at the crack of the door, then stood up and said, "The crack of the door is too small, even if I stuff a red envelope for you, there's not much money in it!"

"No need to pay." Helanrui waved his hand grandly: "Just give the bank card directly."

"..." Gu Xiaotian felt that it was very necessary for him to train this younger brother in the future, otherwise he would not be able to go to heaven in the future!

"Okay! Now that you've spoken, I'll give you my card pack now."

As Gu Xiaotian said, he took out a red envelope from his pocket and wrapped it up. Then he bent down and tried it, and said, "Brother Xiaorui, the door is still too narrow, and the bank card can't fit in!"

Helanrui quickly lowered his head to take a look, and found that this was really the case, and it was impossible to stuff the bank card into it.

"Why don't you open the door a little, I'll give you the red envelope, and let me go in and pick up Xuexue, how about that?" Gu Xiaotian asked.

"But what if you just barged in without giving me a red envelope?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely give you the card if I give it to you. There are so many people watching! I can't afford to lose this person."

Helanrui thought for a while before saying: "Okay then! I will trust you, Brother Tian, ​​don't let me down."

"Okay, now I have stuffed the red envelope by the door, you can get it as soon as you open the door."

He Lanxue opened the door carefully, and sure enough, he saw a red envelope. He grabbed the red envelope with his hand and pulled it hard, and Gu Xiaotian let go of it.

Then Gu Xiaotian and Fei Fei pushed the door hard together and squeezed in.

He Lanxue looked up at Gu Xiaotian, her face turned rosy involuntarily, although the two saw each other every day, their moods were completely different at this time.

She was naturally wearing the ink-and-wash cheongsam, but her hairstyle had changed slightly. The simple, open-faced hair was dotted with silver hair accessories, and the string of white pearl necklaces lay quietly on her towering chest, matching the cheongsam on her body. It has the charm of a little woman and elegant classical charm.

Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but be amazed. With a little dressing up, it's like a fairy descending to earth.

But he also knew that now was not the time to admire, so he rushed forward and wanted to drag He Lanxue away.

Helanrui touched the red envelope, and there was indeed a card inside. He couldn't help but feel a little happy, and when he looked up and saw Gu Xiaotian directly wanted to pull He Lanxue.

He hurriedly put the red envelope into his pocket, and stood in the middle: "Brother-in-law, is it too dishonest for you to drag my sister away like this?"

"Then what am I going to do? Carry it on?"

"..." Helanrui was speechless for a moment: "Hold it down."

"Xiao Rui, can you stop making trouble?" He Lanxue said helplessly.

Helanrui curled his lips: "Look at what you said, it seems that I can still make trouble many times."

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(End of this chapter)