When the system encounters psychosis
Chapter 42 What the hell is the system guardian!
Chapter 42 What the hell is the system guardian!
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Returning to the villa with the booty, Gu Xiaotian immediately shouted at the top of his voice: "Mom, you see I caught a big fish! Hurry up and praise me, or I won't eat it for you!"
Hearing Gu Xiaotian's cry, Ning Caiwei hurriedly ran out of the room, seeing the fish in the bodyguard's hand, Ning Caiwei showed a look of surprise on her face, and boasted with a smile: "Our Xiaotian is really Great, even better than your father, sometimes he can't catch such a big fish in a day."
"Hahahaha..." Hearing Ning Caiwei's praise, Gu Xiaotian laughed unabashedly: "It's okay Mom, don't worry, I will teach Dad to fish later, and I will pass on all my experience to him , train him well."
"..." Hearing this, Ning Caiwei couldn't help feeling a little helpless, and then he noticed that Gu Xiaotian's clothes were wet, frowned slightly and said, "Xiaotian, your clothes are all wet."
When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he immediately became unhappy. He pointed to the big fish in the bodyguard's hand and said, "That's it! It pulled me into the water! Fortunately, I held the fishing rod tightly, otherwise it would have slipped away."
Ning Caiwei turned her head to look at the bodyguard, and said in a cold tone, "What's going on? Why did you let the young master fall into the water!"
The bodyguard's heart tightened, and he didn't know how to explain it, he couldn't put the responsibility on Gu Xiaotian...
"Mom, he wasn't next to me at the time. I told him to stand far away. It has nothing to do with him." Gu Xiaotian waved his hands indifferently.
Gu Xiaotian at least knew in his heart that if the bodyguard was by his side at that time, he would have tamed the fish immediately, and he would have no chance to complete this five-star task, so not only did he not blame the bodyguard, he also felt a little secretly happy .
"Okay, it's okay." Hearing Gu Xiaotian's words, Ning Caiwei naturally couldn't say anything, and nodded lightly.
Seeing this, the bodyguard bowed and retreated.
"Lingpo, come here, we'll have this fish for dinner tonight." Gu Xiaotian just saw Lingpo's figure, and shouted to her.
Ling Po hurriedly came over when she heard the words, and said with a respectful smile: "Master, how do you want to eat this fish?"
"How to eat?" Gu Xiaotian was confused, pinched his nostrils and said, "Of course it is to eat with your mouth! Do you have any other better methods, Ling Po?"
Ling Po: "..."
Seeing this, Ning Caiwei hurriedly explained with a smile: "What Ling Po means is, do you want fried fish or boiled fish?"
"That's it!" Gu Xiaotian suddenly realized, and after thinking for a while, he said loudly: "Fried fish, boiled fish, stewed fish, steamed fish, grilled fish, and what kind of fish...Anyway, cook all the fish that can be cooked for me." Let’s only eat fish tonight!”
"Okay, young master, I'll prepare it now." Ling Po immediately nodded her head in agreement, the fish was not small enough to do all the methods Gu Xiaotian said.
After Ling Po finished speaking, she took the fish and fishing rod and walked towards the kitchen. She had to take out the hook first.
"Mom, I'm going back upstairs too, call me again when you're having dinner."
Gu Xiaotian left these words and ran upstairs, he couldn't wait to know what abilities he could get.
"You have to take a shower and change your clothes first." Ning Caiwei urged helplessly behind him.
"Good mom." Gu Xiaotian said without turning his head
Looking at the energetic Gu Xiaotian, Ning Caiwei couldn't help showing a soothing and gentle smile. She seemed to feel that Gu Xiaotian was different from before. If she had to say something was different, it was probably because her condition was more stable than before. Although Sometimes there are still quarrels, but the mood is much better than before.
After running back to the room, Gu Xiaotian closed the door, took a quick shower and changed clothes, and immediately summoned the system interface.
Seeing that the current health attribute is 107 points and the remaining attributes are 48 points, he couldn't figure out how many points to add to 150 for a while, so he first added ten points and ten points, and after adding to 147 points, he began to add one point by one. The points were added...and finally reached 150.
Then Gu Xiaotian heard a voice from the system: "Congratulations to the host's health attribute reaching 150 points, the health ability has been triggered, please ask the system guardian for details."
In addition, Gu Xiaotian also felt that his head had changed a bit, not that it had become bigger or smaller, but that the thinking in his head was a little smoother than before. He tried to calculate a simple arithmetic problem and found that there were some changes .
In the past, it took him about ten seconds to calculate this kind of problem, but now it takes about three seconds, but it is still incomparable with normal people, after all, ordinary people calculate in seconds.
After realizing this change, Gu Xiaotian didn't feel much, anyway, he didn't pay much attention to it at all. From the perspective of a mental patient, he actually felt that most of the things he did were right, just like a drunk person Always say I'm not drunk.
Putting this question to the back of his mind, Gu Xiaotian was troubled by the next question, what was the "system guardian" that the system prompted just now... He couldn't figure out this question, so he yelled in his heart: "Bing Ling, Ma! Come on rough."
"Say." Bing Ling said angrily.
"What the hell is this system guardian? Is it a disease for you to dare to take such a lofty name in front of this young master?" Gu Xiaotian said angrily.
"..." Bing Ling was silent for a while, and finally let out a long breath: "It's me..."
Hearing Bing Ling's words, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then became even more angry, and reprimanded loudly: "You dare to take such a cool name in front of my young master, are you fucking rebelling?"
"This is not my name, it's just a title." Bing Ling tried her best to explain helplessly.
"What is it that your name is just a title? My name is Gu Xiaotian, and others call me Gu Xiaotian. Is there any difference between the two? Are you questioning my IQ!" Gu Xiaotian roared.
Bing Ling: "..."
If the system allows it, Bing Ling really wants to leave the system, and never see this "shameless" guy again in this life.
"Answer the question for me!" Gu Xiaotian slapped the table and shouted.
"Let's not talk about this for now, let's talk about business!" Bing Ling could only change the subject.
"This is the business!" Gu Xiaotian emphasized forcefully.
"...Then let's do this! You can call me Bing Ling, as long as this system guardian has nothing to do with me, and I will never call myself the system guardian in front of you, is this okay?" Bing Ling's voice It's getting more and more unrequited.
Gu Xiaotian scratched his chin with his thumb, thought for a while before saying: "Are you admitting your mistake to me?"
"..." Bing Ling whispered, "That's right!"
"You are the one who apologizes and admits his mistake like this! Be more sincere! Otherwise, this young master will refuse to accept it!" Gu Xiaotian immediately roared angrily again.
"I'm the fuck..." Bing Ling couldn't help but burst out Gu Xiaotian's usual expletives.
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(End of this chapter)
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Returning to the villa with the booty, Gu Xiaotian immediately shouted at the top of his voice: "Mom, you see I caught a big fish! Hurry up and praise me, or I won't eat it for you!"
Hearing Gu Xiaotian's cry, Ning Caiwei hurriedly ran out of the room, seeing the fish in the bodyguard's hand, Ning Caiwei showed a look of surprise on her face, and boasted with a smile: "Our Xiaotian is really Great, even better than your father, sometimes he can't catch such a big fish in a day."
"Hahahaha..." Hearing Ning Caiwei's praise, Gu Xiaotian laughed unabashedly: "It's okay Mom, don't worry, I will teach Dad to fish later, and I will pass on all my experience to him , train him well."
"..." Hearing this, Ning Caiwei couldn't help feeling a little helpless, and then he noticed that Gu Xiaotian's clothes were wet, frowned slightly and said, "Xiaotian, your clothes are all wet."
When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he immediately became unhappy. He pointed to the big fish in the bodyguard's hand and said, "That's it! It pulled me into the water! Fortunately, I held the fishing rod tightly, otherwise it would have slipped away."
Ning Caiwei turned her head to look at the bodyguard, and said in a cold tone, "What's going on? Why did you let the young master fall into the water!"
The bodyguard's heart tightened, and he didn't know how to explain it, he couldn't put the responsibility on Gu Xiaotian...
"Mom, he wasn't next to me at the time. I told him to stand far away. It has nothing to do with him." Gu Xiaotian waved his hands indifferently.
Gu Xiaotian at least knew in his heart that if the bodyguard was by his side at that time, he would have tamed the fish immediately, and he would have no chance to complete this five-star task, so not only did he not blame the bodyguard, he also felt a little secretly happy .
"Okay, it's okay." Hearing Gu Xiaotian's words, Ning Caiwei naturally couldn't say anything, and nodded lightly.
Seeing this, the bodyguard bowed and retreated.
"Lingpo, come here, we'll have this fish for dinner tonight." Gu Xiaotian just saw Lingpo's figure, and shouted to her.
Ling Po hurriedly came over when she heard the words, and said with a respectful smile: "Master, how do you want to eat this fish?"
"How to eat?" Gu Xiaotian was confused, pinched his nostrils and said, "Of course it is to eat with your mouth! Do you have any other better methods, Ling Po?"
Ling Po: "..."
Seeing this, Ning Caiwei hurriedly explained with a smile: "What Ling Po means is, do you want fried fish or boiled fish?"
"That's it!" Gu Xiaotian suddenly realized, and after thinking for a while, he said loudly: "Fried fish, boiled fish, stewed fish, steamed fish, grilled fish, and what kind of fish...Anyway, cook all the fish that can be cooked for me." Let’s only eat fish tonight!”
"Okay, young master, I'll prepare it now." Ling Po immediately nodded her head in agreement, the fish was not small enough to do all the methods Gu Xiaotian said.
After Ling Po finished speaking, she took the fish and fishing rod and walked towards the kitchen. She had to take out the hook first.
"Mom, I'm going back upstairs too, call me again when you're having dinner."
Gu Xiaotian left these words and ran upstairs, he couldn't wait to know what abilities he could get.
"You have to take a shower and change your clothes first." Ning Caiwei urged helplessly behind him.
"Good mom." Gu Xiaotian said without turning his head
Looking at the energetic Gu Xiaotian, Ning Caiwei couldn't help showing a soothing and gentle smile. She seemed to feel that Gu Xiaotian was different from before. If she had to say something was different, it was probably because her condition was more stable than before. Although Sometimes there are still quarrels, but the mood is much better than before.
After running back to the room, Gu Xiaotian closed the door, took a quick shower and changed clothes, and immediately summoned the system interface.
Seeing that the current health attribute is 107 points and the remaining attributes are 48 points, he couldn't figure out how many points to add to 150 for a while, so he first added ten points and ten points, and after adding to 147 points, he began to add one point by one. The points were added...and finally reached 150.
Then Gu Xiaotian heard a voice from the system: "Congratulations to the host's health attribute reaching 150 points, the health ability has been triggered, please ask the system guardian for details."
In addition, Gu Xiaotian also felt that his head had changed a bit, not that it had become bigger or smaller, but that the thinking in his head was a little smoother than before. He tried to calculate a simple arithmetic problem and found that there were some changes .
In the past, it took him about ten seconds to calculate this kind of problem, but now it takes about three seconds, but it is still incomparable with normal people, after all, ordinary people calculate in seconds.
After realizing this change, Gu Xiaotian didn't feel much, anyway, he didn't pay much attention to it at all. From the perspective of a mental patient, he actually felt that most of the things he did were right, just like a drunk person Always say I'm not drunk.
Putting this question to the back of his mind, Gu Xiaotian was troubled by the next question, what was the "system guardian" that the system prompted just now... He couldn't figure out this question, so he yelled in his heart: "Bing Ling, Ma! Come on rough."
"Say." Bing Ling said angrily.
"What the hell is this system guardian? Is it a disease for you to dare to take such a lofty name in front of this young master?" Gu Xiaotian said angrily.
"..." Bing Ling was silent for a while, and finally let out a long breath: "It's me..."
Hearing Bing Ling's words, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then became even more angry, and reprimanded loudly: "You dare to take such a cool name in front of my young master, are you fucking rebelling?"
"This is not my name, it's just a title." Bing Ling tried her best to explain helplessly.
"What is it that your name is just a title? My name is Gu Xiaotian, and others call me Gu Xiaotian. Is there any difference between the two? Are you questioning my IQ!" Gu Xiaotian roared.
Bing Ling: "..."
If the system allows it, Bing Ling really wants to leave the system, and never see this "shameless" guy again in this life.
"Answer the question for me!" Gu Xiaotian slapped the table and shouted.
"Let's not talk about this for now, let's talk about business!" Bing Ling could only change the subject.
"This is the business!" Gu Xiaotian emphasized forcefully.
"...Then let's do this! You can call me Bing Ling, as long as this system guardian has nothing to do with me, and I will never call myself the system guardian in front of you, is this okay?" Bing Ling's voice It's getting more and more unrequited.
Gu Xiaotian scratched his chin with his thumb, thought for a while before saying: "Are you admitting your mistake to me?"
"..." Bing Ling whispered, "That's right!"
"You are the one who apologizes and admits his mistake like this! Be more sincere! Otherwise, this young master will refuse to accept it!" Gu Xiaotian immediately roared angrily again.
"I'm the fuck..." Bing Ling couldn't help but burst out Gu Xiaotian's usual expletives.
……
(End of this chapter)
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