travel through the past to be emperor
Chapter 10 It's Not Scientific
Chapter 10 It's Not Scientific
When Zhao Fei and Chu Xuan walked out of the courtyard, they saw an interesting scene.
A very mighty big man looked at Liu Ruyun with an arrogant face. Under the height of the big man who was more than eight feet tall, Liu Ruyun looked quite thin, which made people feel a little pity.
However, Liu Ruyun seemed a bit weak on the surface, but upon closer inspection, she found that her aura did not give in at all, but the mighty villain looked a little weak.
"Tofu Xi Shi, hand over the money!" The big man stared at Liu Ruyun viciously, with a ferocious face, as if he wanted to eat people.
Liu Ruyun's pretty eyes were full of evil, and she snorted coldly, and said, "Chen San, it's not that you don't understand my character, if you want to take money from me, don't even think about it!"
"Xiao Niangpi, since you said that, then you also know my character. If you don't give me money, I will..." The evil guest stood by me for a long time, looked around, and suddenly knelt down in front of Liu Ruyun with a mournful face. ,Loudly:
"Sister Ruyun, I haven't eaten for almost three days, so please pity me. Even if you don't pity me, you should also pity my 80-year-old mother. She hasn't seen rice for a few days. They eat tree bark every day!"
Originally seeing this big man's vicious and menacing look, Zhao Fei thought that this guy was going to make a move, but he never thought that things would suddenly turn 180 degrees, and there would be a magical turning point.
To paraphrase a modern saying: My friends and I were stunned!
Zhao Fei grinned, looked at Chu Xuan, suppressed his smile, and said, "Who is this person, do you recognize him?"
"Master Hui, this person??" Chu Xuan seemed to be a little embarrassed and said: "If the prediction is correct, this person should be the famous lazy Chen San in Chang'an City."
Chen San?
Is your surname Chen Xingsan?Zhao Fei just turned around in his mind, looked around the crowd, and said: "I look around and it seems that many people are afraid of him!"
"That's right, my lord, this Chen San is lazy, he'd rather fight, and he never tires of it. In addition, he is tall and powerful, and most people are no match for him, even if he is a fast catcher in the yamen, unless it is like a head catcher." The character personally acted, otherwise no one would do anything to him, this person was passed down by the people in Chang'an City as the head of the three evils in Chang'an City."
Three evils in Chang'an?
Zhao Fei didn't know what kind of reputation this was, but he was the emperor, so he naturally couldn't lose his momentum in front of his subordinates, so he nodded and said: "I have heard about the three evils of Chang'an, but I didn't expect that they are here today. I saw one here, but this one named Chen San doesn't seem to be that harmful."
Isn't that what Zhao Fei said?
Originally, he was ferocious and aggressive, but he knelt on the ground and begged immediately when he met the opponent's softness and stubbornness. Can such a person be called the head of the three evils?
Zhao Fei was deeply suspicious.
Seeing Zhao Fei's disapproving expression, Chu Xuan said, "Young Master, I don't know. Once this Chen San has no food, he will go to the streets to make troubles and disturb the people. What he likes most is to find a peddler to beat him up. In this way, he will You can enter the prison smoothly and eat prison food, so???"
"Once Liu Ruyun doesn't give him money, will he beat someone?" Zhao Fei followed Chu Xuan's words.
"My lord is wise!" Chu Xuan offered a timely flattery.
Whoever says he is a fierce general will not flatter, there are not many flatterers, the key is to pat the horse's ass at critical moments, not on the horse's legs at inexplicable moments.
Without twos and threes, how dare you go to Liangshan, how dare you mess around in front of the emperor without such flattering skills.
Zhao Fei was very comfortable being flattered by this flattery. From Zhao Fei's point of view, Chu Xuan is a very honest person. Honest people naturally speak simple and honest words. If an honest person says he is wise, then he should be very wise. .
Here Zhao Fei and Chu Xuan were in harmony with each other and created brilliance together, while Liu Ruyun looked at Chen San kneeling in front of her with a troubled expression.
She was originally a kind girl with seven apertures and exquisite heart. She had also heard about Chen San and knew that Chen San did have an old mother, but she didn't know if she was 80 years old.
Seeing how pitiful Chen San is now, Liu Ruyun's heart can't help but soften a little, but when she was about to pay, she stopped, looked at Chen San, and said, "Chen San, I know your temper. Even if I give you money, after you spend it all, you will go to the streets to bully weak people."
"Miss Liu, don't worry, as long as I have enough to eat, I will never bully the weak." Chen San promised loudly, but there was one thing he didn't say, if he didn't have enough to eat, he would naturally go to the street to fight.
Liu Ruyun didn't point out the loopholes in Chen San's words, frowned, and said: "Chen San, you have hands and feet, as long as you are willing to work, there is no reason why you can't have enough to eat. I think so, just because I am short of a handyman here. Workers, why don't you stay here and work, I will take care of your food every day and give you back your wages??? "
"Are you kidding me!" Chen San suddenly got up and said, "Everyone in Chang'an City doesn't know that I, Chen San, can do nothing but fight. Let me work, and I might as well teach a sow to climb a tree."
"Chen San, you..." Liu Ruyun became angry.
"What are you, you are so rich!" Chen Sanyi patted his chest and said, "My surname is Liu, no matter what you say today, you must give me the money, and I have been playing with you for so long, how can you still pay me?" Need more money."
"What if I don't give it?" Liu Ruyun said angrily.
"Don't give it?" Chen San's voice suddenly increased by [-]%, he leaned forward suddenly, and said in his mouth: "If you don't give it, I'll grab it!"
snort!
Zhao Fei, who thought the matter would end in a harmonious atmosphere, snorted coldly at this time, and Chu Xuan didn't wait for Zhao Fei to say anything, so he walked out in a swish.
When working in front of the leader's seat, you must not only be able to flatter, but also watch your words. If the leader wants to sleep, the pillow must be delivered in a timely manner. If the leader wants to beat someone, you must take the initiative to rush out. Take a moment, move it.
All the people present just felt a flash in front of their eyes, and a big man with uniform and mighty appearance jumped in front of Chen San, raised his fist and greeted Chen San's whole body.
Good Chen San, he is indeed the well-known gangster in Chang'an City, he did not mess up when he was in danger, he took a few punches from Chu Xuan abruptly, and then roared a few times, then he used those skills of street fighting and Chu Xuan you The real people who come and go will PK up.
Chu Xuan laughed. As a bodyguard, General Zhonglang, the commander of the emperor's personal bodyguard, his family history is far away, if he was beaten by a gangster in the street, what would be the face of Chu Xuan?What is the face of the Chu family?
In today's peaceful and prosperous age, a guard like him has never had the opportunity to show his face, but today he can finally show his face in front of the leader, how could Chu Xuan not do his best.
Ah ah ah, the same roar a few times, Chu Xuan stretched out his long arms, like an eagle hitting the sky, like a tiger roaring in a forest, a lion fighting a rabbit, he still needs all his strength, to deal with a street gangster, Chu Xuan's whim, directly made him Chu family ancestors Yanshan's unique skills-Eighteen Dozens of Yanshan!
This is a pity for Chen San. All of Chen San's skills come from fighting on the street.
And Chu Xuan is the so-called master of martial arts. He used Yanshan Eighteen Dozens. It sounds like the name is not very domineering, but it is really a very powerful kung fu. Fist, like a torrential river, continuous.
Let the breeze blow the hills, let the moon shine on the river, and Shibaji's bowl-sized fist hits you hard, it will kill you.
However, at this moment Chu Xuan suddenly had some bad taste, out of the eighteen punches, fifteen hit Chen San's face.
The so-called people have a face, and a tree has a skin. When Chu Xuan finished his work, all the people present burst into laughter.
Chen San, who was dizzy from Chu Xuan's eighteen punches, looked at the laughing crowd around him inexplicably, touched his whole body, and muttered: "I'm not hurt either!"
He said so, but looked at Chu Xuan with obvious fear, and then suddenly remembered that Chu Xuan's fists seemed to be greeting his own face, his face changed, and he immediately ran to the big water tank in the garden In front of him, he poked his head with a tangled face, and then let out a desperate roar.
"Damn bastard, you don't slap people in the face, you don't follow the rules of the world!" Chen San glared at Chu Xuan angrily, Chu Xuan shrugged his shoulders indifferently, while the crowd around him laughed again.
Ah ya!
Chen San screamed a few times, lowered his head suddenly and rushed out. When he reached the door, he muttered: No, according to the rules, I have to say some harsh words!
So Chen Sandengdeng ran back again, glared at Chu Xuan angrily and said, "Boy, you have the guts. Grandpa lost to you today. That means he didn't have enough to eat. When Grandpa goes out to eat enough, he will come back with you." Three hundred rounds of the battle, boy, don't run away if you have the guts!"
"Don't worry, I won't run away, I also want to eat, I'll wait for you here." Chu Xuan smiled.
"Uh..." Chen San's tone faltered, but in the blink of an eye he saw Liu Ruyun and said, "Girl Liu, you are lucky today, I will come back!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, but no matter how he looked at his back, he looked a little dingy.
Seeing his appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing again.
Chen San heard the loud laughter behind him, his big face with a circle of panda eyes was full of embarrassment, and he muttered in his mouth: The fame of a lifetime, today is all ruined!My old lady, it's not that my son doesn't live up to expectations, it's that my opponent is too strong!When did Widow Liu have such powerful foreign aid? It's unscientific!
(End of this chapter)
When Zhao Fei and Chu Xuan walked out of the courtyard, they saw an interesting scene.
A very mighty big man looked at Liu Ruyun with an arrogant face. Under the height of the big man who was more than eight feet tall, Liu Ruyun looked quite thin, which made people feel a little pity.
However, Liu Ruyun seemed a bit weak on the surface, but upon closer inspection, she found that her aura did not give in at all, but the mighty villain looked a little weak.
"Tofu Xi Shi, hand over the money!" The big man stared at Liu Ruyun viciously, with a ferocious face, as if he wanted to eat people.
Liu Ruyun's pretty eyes were full of evil, and she snorted coldly, and said, "Chen San, it's not that you don't understand my character, if you want to take money from me, don't even think about it!"
"Xiao Niangpi, since you said that, then you also know my character. If you don't give me money, I will..." The evil guest stood by me for a long time, looked around, and suddenly knelt down in front of Liu Ruyun with a mournful face. ,Loudly:
"Sister Ruyun, I haven't eaten for almost three days, so please pity me. Even if you don't pity me, you should also pity my 80-year-old mother. She hasn't seen rice for a few days. They eat tree bark every day!"
Originally seeing this big man's vicious and menacing look, Zhao Fei thought that this guy was going to make a move, but he never thought that things would suddenly turn 180 degrees, and there would be a magical turning point.
To paraphrase a modern saying: My friends and I were stunned!
Zhao Fei grinned, looked at Chu Xuan, suppressed his smile, and said, "Who is this person, do you recognize him?"
"Master Hui, this person??" Chu Xuan seemed to be a little embarrassed and said: "If the prediction is correct, this person should be the famous lazy Chen San in Chang'an City."
Chen San?
Is your surname Chen Xingsan?Zhao Fei just turned around in his mind, looked around the crowd, and said: "I look around and it seems that many people are afraid of him!"
"That's right, my lord, this Chen San is lazy, he'd rather fight, and he never tires of it. In addition, he is tall and powerful, and most people are no match for him, even if he is a fast catcher in the yamen, unless it is like a head catcher." The character personally acted, otherwise no one would do anything to him, this person was passed down by the people in Chang'an City as the head of the three evils in Chang'an City."
Three evils in Chang'an?
Zhao Fei didn't know what kind of reputation this was, but he was the emperor, so he naturally couldn't lose his momentum in front of his subordinates, so he nodded and said: "I have heard about the three evils of Chang'an, but I didn't expect that they are here today. I saw one here, but this one named Chen San doesn't seem to be that harmful."
Isn't that what Zhao Fei said?
Originally, he was ferocious and aggressive, but he knelt on the ground and begged immediately when he met the opponent's softness and stubbornness. Can such a person be called the head of the three evils?
Zhao Fei was deeply suspicious.
Seeing Zhao Fei's disapproving expression, Chu Xuan said, "Young Master, I don't know. Once this Chen San has no food, he will go to the streets to make troubles and disturb the people. What he likes most is to find a peddler to beat him up. In this way, he will You can enter the prison smoothly and eat prison food, so???"
"Once Liu Ruyun doesn't give him money, will he beat someone?" Zhao Fei followed Chu Xuan's words.
"My lord is wise!" Chu Xuan offered a timely flattery.
Whoever says he is a fierce general will not flatter, there are not many flatterers, the key is to pat the horse's ass at critical moments, not on the horse's legs at inexplicable moments.
Without twos and threes, how dare you go to Liangshan, how dare you mess around in front of the emperor without such flattering skills.
Zhao Fei was very comfortable being flattered by this flattery. From Zhao Fei's point of view, Chu Xuan is a very honest person. Honest people naturally speak simple and honest words. If an honest person says he is wise, then he should be very wise. .
Here Zhao Fei and Chu Xuan were in harmony with each other and created brilliance together, while Liu Ruyun looked at Chen San kneeling in front of her with a troubled expression.
She was originally a kind girl with seven apertures and exquisite heart. She had also heard about Chen San and knew that Chen San did have an old mother, but she didn't know if she was 80 years old.
Seeing how pitiful Chen San is now, Liu Ruyun's heart can't help but soften a little, but when she was about to pay, she stopped, looked at Chen San, and said, "Chen San, I know your temper. Even if I give you money, after you spend it all, you will go to the streets to bully weak people."
"Miss Liu, don't worry, as long as I have enough to eat, I will never bully the weak." Chen San promised loudly, but there was one thing he didn't say, if he didn't have enough to eat, he would naturally go to the street to fight.
Liu Ruyun didn't point out the loopholes in Chen San's words, frowned, and said: "Chen San, you have hands and feet, as long as you are willing to work, there is no reason why you can't have enough to eat. I think so, just because I am short of a handyman here. Workers, why don't you stay here and work, I will take care of your food every day and give you back your wages??? "
"Are you kidding me!" Chen San suddenly got up and said, "Everyone in Chang'an City doesn't know that I, Chen San, can do nothing but fight. Let me work, and I might as well teach a sow to climb a tree."
"Chen San, you..." Liu Ruyun became angry.
"What are you, you are so rich!" Chen Sanyi patted his chest and said, "My surname is Liu, no matter what you say today, you must give me the money, and I have been playing with you for so long, how can you still pay me?" Need more money."
"What if I don't give it?" Liu Ruyun said angrily.
"Don't give it?" Chen San's voice suddenly increased by [-]%, he leaned forward suddenly, and said in his mouth: "If you don't give it, I'll grab it!"
snort!
Zhao Fei, who thought the matter would end in a harmonious atmosphere, snorted coldly at this time, and Chu Xuan didn't wait for Zhao Fei to say anything, so he walked out in a swish.
When working in front of the leader's seat, you must not only be able to flatter, but also watch your words. If the leader wants to sleep, the pillow must be delivered in a timely manner. If the leader wants to beat someone, you must take the initiative to rush out. Take a moment, move it.
All the people present just felt a flash in front of their eyes, and a big man with uniform and mighty appearance jumped in front of Chen San, raised his fist and greeted Chen San's whole body.
Good Chen San, he is indeed the well-known gangster in Chang'an City, he did not mess up when he was in danger, he took a few punches from Chu Xuan abruptly, and then roared a few times, then he used those skills of street fighting and Chu Xuan you The real people who come and go will PK up.
Chu Xuan laughed. As a bodyguard, General Zhonglang, the commander of the emperor's personal bodyguard, his family history is far away, if he was beaten by a gangster in the street, what would be the face of Chu Xuan?What is the face of the Chu family?
In today's peaceful and prosperous age, a guard like him has never had the opportunity to show his face, but today he can finally show his face in front of the leader, how could Chu Xuan not do his best.
Ah ah ah, the same roar a few times, Chu Xuan stretched out his long arms, like an eagle hitting the sky, like a tiger roaring in a forest, a lion fighting a rabbit, he still needs all his strength, to deal with a street gangster, Chu Xuan's whim, directly made him Chu family ancestors Yanshan's unique skills-Eighteen Dozens of Yanshan!
This is a pity for Chen San. All of Chen San's skills come from fighting on the street.
And Chu Xuan is the so-called master of martial arts. He used Yanshan Eighteen Dozens. It sounds like the name is not very domineering, but it is really a very powerful kung fu. Fist, like a torrential river, continuous.
Let the breeze blow the hills, let the moon shine on the river, and Shibaji's bowl-sized fist hits you hard, it will kill you.
However, at this moment Chu Xuan suddenly had some bad taste, out of the eighteen punches, fifteen hit Chen San's face.
The so-called people have a face, and a tree has a skin. When Chu Xuan finished his work, all the people present burst into laughter.
Chen San, who was dizzy from Chu Xuan's eighteen punches, looked at the laughing crowd around him inexplicably, touched his whole body, and muttered: "I'm not hurt either!"
He said so, but looked at Chu Xuan with obvious fear, and then suddenly remembered that Chu Xuan's fists seemed to be greeting his own face, his face changed, and he immediately ran to the big water tank in the garden In front of him, he poked his head with a tangled face, and then let out a desperate roar.
"Damn bastard, you don't slap people in the face, you don't follow the rules of the world!" Chen San glared at Chu Xuan angrily, Chu Xuan shrugged his shoulders indifferently, while the crowd around him laughed again.
Ah ya!
Chen San screamed a few times, lowered his head suddenly and rushed out. When he reached the door, he muttered: No, according to the rules, I have to say some harsh words!
So Chen Sandengdeng ran back again, glared at Chu Xuan angrily and said, "Boy, you have the guts. Grandpa lost to you today. That means he didn't have enough to eat. When Grandpa goes out to eat enough, he will come back with you." Three hundred rounds of the battle, boy, don't run away if you have the guts!"
"Don't worry, I won't run away, I also want to eat, I'll wait for you here." Chu Xuan smiled.
"Uh..." Chen San's tone faltered, but in the blink of an eye he saw Liu Ruyun and said, "Girl Liu, you are lucky today, I will come back!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, but no matter how he looked at his back, he looked a little dingy.
Seeing his appearance, everyone couldn't help laughing again.
Chen San heard the loud laughter behind him, his big face with a circle of panda eyes was full of embarrassment, and he muttered in his mouth: The fame of a lifetime, today is all ruined!My old lady, it's not that my son doesn't live up to expectations, it's that my opponent is too strong!When did Widow Liu have such powerful foreign aid? It's unscientific!
(End of this chapter)
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