travel through the past to be emperor

Chapter 17 I want to change the world
Silent all night!
Do you believe me when I say these four words?

Believe it or not, I do!

Forget it, to be honest, it is limited by the limited level of knowledge and the level of writing is too low, it is really impossible to describe the 24 Bridges of Moonlight Night in too much detail, and a pure person like me can't describe these contents.

The inside of the red tent is heartfelt, and the winding path leads to a secluded place with a special charm. The story of a couple of dogs and men having sex is really hard for me to tell, so I won’t talk about it.

When the moon was setting and the sun was rising, Zhao Fei only felt a heavy weight on his body, and opened his eyes involuntarily, but was startled.

Can you not be afraid?

After being single for so many years, suddenly one morning, a young woman pressed on top of you, looking at you with a pair of beautiful eyes blinking, although I don't know how you feel, anyway, Zhao Fei was frightened.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you?"

The melodious voice of the young woman brought Zhao Fei back to reality in an instant. Only then did Zhao Fei realize that he was no longer the magician who was doomed to be alone all his life, but the emperor of a huge empire, and his wife, who was as beautiful as a flower. .

Zhao Fei grinned, stretched out his hand lightly to brush the queen's nose, and said with a smile, "It's nothing, I just think I'm really happy to marry you as my wife."

"Your Majesty is joking again." The queen looked shy, Zhao Fei's index finger moved wildly, wondering if he should have a morning exercise, and let the judges relieve their depression.

But for this kind of thing, I can just be happy myself, why should I share it with others?To relieve your depression?I don't know what it means to tell your pain to make your buddies happy!

And even if Zhao Fei wants to practice in the morning, but the so-called one slap can't be slapped, someone needs to cooperate!

"Your Majesty, in broad daylight, it's not good for people to see and gossip." The queen clutched her belt tightly, her face flushed.

Zhao Feihun said indifferently: "What's the big deal, I am the emperor, who dares to chew my tongue."

"Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, and his words and deeds are watched by others. This will make people say that His Majesty is stupid."

"Foolish?" Zhao Fei said disdainfully, "So what, I just want to be a foolish king."

"Your Majesty, please don't say that," the Queen said anxiously, "If Your Majesty is like this, wouldn't those ministers want to say that concubines are troublesome women and lose their virtues?"

As he was talking, the queen cried out anxiously, which made Zhao Fei very depressed. If you don't want it, then you don't want it. Why are you crying?
If this scene is seen by others, maybe how can I, the emperor, bully you?
"Okay, okay, don't cry, it's all my fault, I won't make trouble, okay?" Zhao Fei hurriedly supported the beauty, wiping away his tears and comforting him, doing a lot of work.

"Your Majesty is not wrong, it's all the fault of the concubine. First, the concubine did not persuade the majesty well, and did not fulfill the duty of a queen; second, she did not serve the majesty well, and did not fulfill the duty of a wife. Blame..." The queen's eyes were red, looking pitiful.

"You...why are you like Chu Xuan, always my fault and my fault." Zhao Fei looked at the queen depressed and said: "Zi Yan, we are husband and wife, there is no right or wrong between husband and wife. Point, don't say that in the future, or I will be very upset."

"Your Majesty..." The queen was moved again, and then leaned into Zhao Fei's ear and whispered: "If your majesty wants it, I will do my best at night."

Zhao Fei immediately felt depressed, very happy!

"That's the deal, you can't go back on your word!" Zhao Fei laughed loudly and shouted, "Come here, change clothes for me and the queen."

"No." The little maid waiting outside the door responded, and then went out to deliver a message.

Zhao Fei turned his face away, looked at the queen and said, "Zi Yan, I have something to tell you."

"What's the matter? Your Majesty."

"In private, let's not be so polite. I will call you Ziyan, and you will call me Zhao Fei, or Brother Fei. Anyway, I will call you whatever is convenient. I feel that it is always His Majesty's, which is a little bit extravagant."

"Your Majesty, etiquette cannot be revoked, how dare the concubines call His Majesty by his imperial name!"

"I've said it all, don't call him Your Majesty, it's convenient and simple for you, just call him that."

"The concubine thinks His Majesty is the most convenient and simple."

"Well, I was defeated by you."

Zhao Fei was helpless immediately, so he had to shout to the sky: Hey, author, please, when you write, the watch always belonged to the queen, and the person has a name, Lin Ziyan!Very nice name.

Habits are formed from an early age, and it is generally difficult to change. Since Miss Lin Ziyan is not willing, Zhao Fei can't force her, otherwise the beauty will cry again, and he will have to say good things to make up for her smile.

When he didn't have a wife, he looked forward to having a wife, but when his wife fell from the sky, Zhao Fei suddenly had a philosopher-like insight: Brother married not a wife, but a uncle!

When Zhao Fei got up from the gentle village, Zhao Fei suddenly realized that he thought about time travel or rebirth a little too easily.

For example, what is placed in front of Zhao Fei is a silk thread and half a bowl of coarse salt.

Zhao Fei's eyelids twitched, and he asked the little eunuch who was waiting beside him why I want a toothbrush and you give me silk thread, and if I want toothpaste you give me coarse salt.

It wasn't until these two legendary props were in front of his eyes that Zhao Fei realized that there was no toothbrush or toothpaste in ancient times.

People in ancient times didn't brush their teeth, they just rinsed their mouths!

Gritting his teeth secretly, he missed his full set of Zhonghua brand toiletry set, and missed some well-known products such as Crest and Yunnan Baiyao. Zhao Fei frowned while imitating the Ziyan girl who was using these two props. A few grains of kosher salt into the mouth.

Really TM salty!
Randomly pulling the silk thread in his mouth a few times, Zhao Fei quickly grabbed the teacup on the side and rinsed his mouth!
Soon, Zhao Fei knew that he was wrong, and his underwear was all wrong. This is ancient times, and many things cannot be deduced with common sense, even if this is the palace.

Zhao Fei, who had been in the bed all night, naturally wanted to take a bath before going to the morning court, but after asking, he realized that he had to go to the Azure Dragon Hall, the emperor's bathhouse. Well, go to the Azure Dragon Hall, I was told, if you go now , I will definitely not be able to catch up with the morning court, because the first day is not the time to take a bath, and the water has to be boiled for a temporary bath, and the second Qinglong Temple is quite far away from here.

Looking at the little eunuch who answered him, Zhao Fei complained about the palace's bathing alms, so he had to give up!
Then, Zhao Fei wanted to go to the bathroom. Zhao Fei has always been used to dealing with the tuba in the morning. Openly and openly skipping classes and skipping classes that no one can say anything about.

But now following Zhao Fei's order, the little eunuch, Zhao Fei led Zhao Fei to a remote compartment. There was nothing in it except a big bucket. How to use the thing?

As the saying goes, rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry. Zhao Fei is in a hurry, so naturally he can think of a way.

After the catastrophe, Zhao Fei used to take the toilet paper with his right hand, but he didn't even touch a single hair.

Ancient, this is ancient.

Zhao Fei said to himself calmly and with a pleasant face, and then looked around carefully. There seemed to be nothing around the bucket except for a few bamboo sticks of unknown use.

Did the ancients just leave after pulling it off?

An unrealistic idea popped up in Zhao Fei's mind miraculously. Although he really wanted to pull up his pants and leave, Zhao Fei still shouted: "Is anyone there? Get me some toilet paper."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The little eunuch's high-pitched voice came from outside, and before Zhao Fei was happy, the voice rang again, asking in confusion, "Your Majesty, what is the toilet paper?"

"I..." Zhao Fei wanted to curse, but patiently explained his confusion. In the end, Zhao Fei didn't get the toilet paper, but he knew how the ancients solved the problem.

Stretching out his hand tremblingly, he picked up the bamboo sticks, Zhao Fei burst into tears.

While eating, the bamboo sticks were still dangling in Zhao Fei's mind, and Miss Lin Ziyan was full of doubts.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you?"

"I want to change the world!" Zhao Fei looked at Miss Ziyan seriously, but after one morning, Zhao Fei finally couldn't stand everything here.

(End of this chapter)