travel through the past to be emperor

Chapter 32 Chen San's Spring

Naturally, going out of the palace is not a business trip, even if it is a business trip, it is a matter of convenience and definitely not a serious matter.

Although you are the emperor of the Song Dynasty, it is like letting you stand in for Duan Yu. You, who have been educated for many years in five lectures, four beauties and three loves, will quickly enter the role and attack your own girl like a beast?

Uh, well, I admit that this example is not very appropriate, so how about another example?

you understood?
Sure?

Well, that’s it. Actually, I’m not very good at telling stories. For example, my sister asked me to tell about Detective Conan, a very famous TV series, you know?If you haven’t seen it, if you don’t know, then you can watch it, it’s pretty good, it is said that some people have watched it for seventeen or eighteen years.

I tell the story like this: Once upon a time, there was a handsome guy who was dragged into a certain alley by a man in black on a dark night when he was so quiet that he could not see his fingers. Then he became smaller, and after he became smaller, he naturally wanted revenge.

Then he hid himself in his ex-girlfriend (although they didn't break up, but since the girl's boyfriend disappeared, let's be humanitarian, we can't make people widowed!), the first reason in this home is that his ex-girlfriend is a detective The leader of the agency, and the second is to monitor his girlfriend to prevent being poached.

Well, this Comrade Conan is very insidious, er, smart, but maybe he was overly frightened that night, and he contracted a problem, that is, whenever that Mr. Mao wants to solve a case, he will always Take out a magic stick and stab that Mr. Mao, then hide behind Mr. Mao, and tell the whole case.

In this way, the story of Detective Conan lasted for nearly 20 years. Conan has never grown up, and his girlfriend has never found a boyfriend. Because the city where Conan lives is very dangerous, there are murders and other vicious cases every day, so that Mr. Mao will be inserted by Conan once a day.

Such is the story of Detective Conan.

That's what I told my sister, and she blushed and ran away. I still can't forget her alien eyes, but I think it's a kind of worship.

It's definitely not narcissism, it's a fact.

Well, let’s continue talking about Dahunjun. It is said that once upon a time there was a man who woke up one day and became the emperor of a country, and then had a wife who was as beautiful as flowers and jade, but the so-called family flowers did not have the fragrance of wild flowers, so he Thinking of going out to eat some game often, he went out again today.

He went to a place that he stepped on just a few days ago, and he had already sent a big inner guard to watch people first, to ensure that the flowers would not be picked by others...

Zhao Fei stretched out his hand to the sky and pointed his middle finger fiercely, cursing softly, this damned incomprehensible bastard author, and he digressed for his buddies, obviously brother is the protagonist, all the main storylines must revolve around him, As a result, I went for a walk again today, so that my buddies are only officially appearing now, and I must let your boss deduct your wages. Well, I have to say hello to readers and friends: Hey, dear readers and friends...

Chu Xuan listened for a long time with his ears upright, but he didn't understand what Zhao Fei said. He just felt that Zhao Fei was scolding someone, and his expression seemed quite dissatisfied. Chu Xuan was very afraid that the emperor would turn his anger on him, so he said in a tangled voice: "Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing." Zhao Fei said angrily, and seeing that Chu Xuan seemed to be taken aback, he said again: "This matter has nothing to do with you, you don't have to worry."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Chu Xuan nodded quickly, and then said casually: "If Your Majesty is willing, I am willing to share your worries."

"Share the worries?" Zhao Fei sneered, you share the worries for me, are you going to snatch my leading role by grabbing that guy's thigh, or are you going to let the bullshit give you a sap and change to the second male lead.

As soon as Chu Xuan said the words, he already regretted it again and again. Hearing Zhao Fei sneer at this moment, his intestines turned green with regret.

It's none of your business to hang on to yourself, don't inquire about the leadership's affairs, this is the supreme rule that my old man has enjoined thousands of times, why did he forget it when I was full for a while?

It's good now, things that might have nothing to do with me at first, now vaguely have something to do with me.

It's fine if it's a good thing, the more the better, but from His Majesty's tone, it's obviously not a good thing.

I thought that if I hugged His Majesty's thigh, I would be able to get promoted and raise my salary, become a general, marry Bai Fumei, reach the pinnacle of life, and achieve great achievements, but now it seems that if I am not careful, I will be demoted and my salary will be reduced , to be a janitor, to become a fat and round family, to enter the hell on earth, and to become a negative teaching material.

Thinking of the miserable life in the future, Chu Xuan suddenly peeed in fright, is there any reason?
Chu Xuan immediately fell to his knees in front of Zhao Fei, and then wept loudly: "Your Majesty, I am loyal and have no second thoughts. Please learn from me!"

The cry was so loud and earth-shattering that Zhao Fei was taken aback and kicked Chu Xuan's ass casually, cursing: "You bastard, get out of here quickly, as a The leader of my bodyguard, just kneeling on the ground like this, doesn’t make me lose face.” (Aside: Can that great god show me that a random movement is a movement? Illiteracy can’t afford it.)
"Your Majesty..." Chu Xuan stood up with an aggrieved face.

Looking at Chu Xuan's expression, Zhao Fei's goosebumps fell all over the floor, and he couldn't understand how such a mighty and powerful man could show such a motherly movement and expression.

But Zhao Fei soon forgot about Chu Xuan, and was attracted by another scene.

"Chu Xuan, look at that person, isn't he Chen San? Why don't I think he looks alike?" Zhao Fei walked carefully to a corner of the wall, his eyes full of surprise.

Chu Xuan followed Zhao Fei's point of view suspiciously, then slowly opened his mouth wide, and said with his tongue: "Your Majesty, it seems that it is indeed Chen San, but..."

At this moment, Zhao Fei and Chu Xuan were only a few steps away from the tofu shop of Tofu Xishi Liu Meimei. It may be that it was not the opening hours, and the tofu shop looked deserted.

At the door of the store, there was a strong man holding a broom very seriously, turning his head three times at a step, and sweeping the dead leaves at the door of the store with a wink.

Chen San!

Zhao Fei recognized it with just one glance, but is this still the fierce man with a full face, a fierce look, who walks like a tank and runs like a lion?

This Nima is clearly a cute guy in spring!

Spring?

Zhao Fei was shocked, and an incredible idea rushed into his mind, his grandma's, day and night defense, house thieves are difficult to guard against, only care about outsiders, why did I put such a scumbag in Chunmei's tofu side?
Zhao Fei yelled, that was a remorse!

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you?" Chu Xuan continued to speak meanly without fear of death.

"It's none of your business, be honest with me, I'll hear what I say in a while." Zhao Fei stared at Chu Xuan viciously, and decided in his heart to throw this guy far away from the palace gate in the future, but he couldn't Let him always follow behind my buddies, otherwise one day I will let this guy dig up my queen sister, and I will really lose money by stealing chickens.

Chu Xuan didn't know that he had been listed as a first-level threat by Zhao Fei. He just looked at Zhao Fei's fierce face and nodded fiercely: "Your Majesty has orders, and I will do anything. Your Majesty wants me to go east. , I will never go west, Your Majesty wants me to jump into the river to die, but I don't think I will jump off the cliff to die..."

After three days of farewell, when I looked at him with admiration, I have to say that Chu Xuan's ability to flatter has improved a lot.

"I don't need you to go east, nor do I need you to go west, and I don't want you to jump into the river to die. I only want you to do one thing, and that is to go up, and give me a good fix for that bastard," Zhao Fei said very With a wave of his hand in a leadership manner, he turned his head to look at Chu Xuan and said seriously: "Do you understand?"

"Yeah." Chu Xuan nodded fiercely. A dead fellow Daoist is not dead. Anyway, I was not the one who was beaten. As long as His Majesty is happy, it's fine. Besides, beating people is actually very physical exercise.

Chu Xuan took a deep breath, then stood up, and stretched his arms and legs casually, as a warm-up exercise. To deal with a defeated opponent, Chu Xuan felt that he didn't need to prepare too much, otherwise, wouldn't it make His Majesty feel that he was not strong enough.

But in the end, it was the matter of showing his face in front of His Majesty. Although Chu Xuan didn't seem to take it very seriously on the surface, in fact, he had already inhaled and raised his energy inside his body, and his whole body was coordinated to the peak state.

In Chu Xuan's mind, millions of brain cells were directly killed, hundreds of millions of high-speed operations were performed, and countless battle plans were drawn up in his brain.

It is not difficult to defeat Chen San, but Chu Xuan has to play the effect, the level, the point of view, and the beauty, and he has to play Chu Xuan's level in front of Zhao Fei.

With a slight smile at the corner of his mouth, Chu Xuan was already ready to raise his legs to have a real PK with Chen San, but he couldn't move this step no matter what.

A hand, always white, gently grabbed the corner of his clothes.

This hand has no strength. For Chu Xuan who is now fully prepared, just a light pull can turn this hand into a flying blood butterfly, but Chu Xuan dare not.

Because this hand is Zhao Fei's hand, the emperor's hand, so Chu Xuan resisted the urge to vomit blood, turned his head, forced a smile and said, "Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, let's wait and talk." Zhao Fei shook his head.

Chu Xuan's mouthful of old blood forced his chest back.I almost jumped and scolded my mother, this thing is just like your majesty, when you and the queen are having sex, at a critical moment, can you still run to buy a box or something?
But what the leader said must be obeyed. This is the highest instruction and must be obeyed. Even if Chu Xuan was unwilling, he could only look angrily at the place Zhao Fei was looking at.

I saw Li from the tofu shop, a fat and round, well, please allow me to use such an impolite word to describe this girl, but I think this word is really vivid, and the person who came up with such a word is definitely not I am so illiterate.

I saw this 'soil fat round' girl with her hands on her hips, raised her eyebrows coldly at Chen San, and scolded: "Chen San, do you still want to do it? You have to be serious when you work, do you understand?"

"I understand." When Chen San said it, he spoke softly, his face was full of bewilderment, and his eyes were filled with the kind of eyes that men would understand.

"Isn't it?"

Zhao Fei and Chu Xuan turned to look at each other, their faces full of disbelief, this is not the legendary three evils of Chang'an City, this is clearly the boy next door who is a nympho.

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