travel through the past to be emperor

Chapter 5

It has to be said that human beings are indeed constantly evolving.

Taking drinking as an example, in Zhao Fei's opinion, he drank eighteen bowls of this ancient baijiu in one go, and he would probably be able to go straight home. The so-called 'spirited wine' in the next half jar was so drunk that it was about to talk nonsense.

Seeing that the little eunuch was about to get down, Zhao Fei quickly waved his hands and said: "It seems that Aiqing is indeed too strong to drink. If so, Aiqing should take the remaining half jar of wine home and drink it for herself!"

Although the little stool was very drunk, the basic rules were deeply engraved in his bones. He immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed a few times vigorously. He was very grateful to Zhao Fei.

Are you being too shameless?
The little stool made Zhao Fei feel a little embarrassed, but as the saying goes, "If you are not ruthless, you will not be stable" and "If you are not shameless, how can you be invincible in the world", Zhao Fei quickly adjusted his mood and put on makeup. It's like putting on the style of the emperor's old son.

Telling the truth after drinking is definitely the eternal truth!

No matter you are a hero, a peerless beauty, in front of wine, you can only bow down, say things you usually dare not say, and do things you usually dare not do.

For example, the sober little stool does things well, and everything is done according to the rules entrusted to him by the old eunuch, and he always puts on the expression of a loyal minister who is willing to shed his blood for His Majesty.

But after getting drunk!

Zhao Fei just got excited with two words, and he called Zhao Fei brothers, you said 'brother', I said 'brother', and the 'brothers' talked quite happily.

Zhao Fei turned around a few more sentences, and then talked about women. Women are an indispensable piece of conversation material on the wine table, and they are also the best catalyst for the relationship between men. Two men will have feelings of sympathy for each other because of women. , will also turn against each other because of the woman, and stab the opposite brother twice.

Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. If you touch my clothes, your brothers and feet will be cut off. It is not a common problem for a man to be ungrateful for sex.

Zhao Fei first talked about women, especially beautiful women. The content mainly included what kind of woman is a beautiful woman, what kind of woman can marry home as a wife, what kind of woman is suitable to be a lover, and what kind of woman is suitable to be a wife. Confidante and many other contents.

The little stool squinted a pair of drunken eyes and deeply despised Zhao Fei, and then expressed his own views, and also showed his own experience, giving examples.

The little stool said: Your Majesty, you need to correct your point of view. Only women with big buttocks and big breasts are good women, because they can bear children. As for women with small buttocks and small breasts, they are not good women, they are too delicate, and they cannot bear children. For example, the queen is the latter, so His Majesty's current priority is to divorce the queen and find a new woman. As a nobleman, the ninety-five-year-old, the son of the emperor, he should have a lot of children and grandchildren.

Zhao Fei teased and said: If you say so about my queen, are you not afraid that the queen will trouble you in the future?

The little stool chuckled, indicating that he was not afraid that the queen would trouble him at all. First, although the queen's family is not weak, it is not considered a wealthy family in the empire. I like the queen, otherwise I would not have been married to the queen for so long, and I have never been lucky enough to be there. The third is that although the queen is a queen, she has no foundation in the palace, and his little stool is the godson of Eunuch Hai. No one in this palace would go to the queen's ear to blow in the ear when they are full and have nothing to do, and offend his little stool.

Maybe it's been a long time since I've been able to talk about my thoughts so happily, maybe it's the emperor's approving eyes that gave the little stool courage.

Zhao Fei listened carefully to every word of the little stool. Every word was deeply recorded in his mind. For miscellaneous things, Zhao Fei has always had a good memory. In his previous life, Zhao Fei often sighed , if I have such a good memory for textbooks, Tsinghua University and Peking University are still within reach.

But there are no ifs in this world, and although I can't go to Tsinghua University to find milk tea girls, traveling back to the ancient Sangong Sixth Courtyard is also a great joy in life.

The more people talk, the more they talk, the less they talk, the less they talk.

Under Zhao Fei's patient listening and earnest guidance, the topic of the little stool changed from beauties to gossip in the harem, and finally to current affairs and politics.

In any era, any man, no matter whether he is talented or not, or ugly and handsome, will have ambitions buried deep in his heart and will be very interested in politics, even if this man is lonely at night.

Following Xiao Stool's report on the current major social issues of the Great Song Dynasty, and his views on the current domestic and foreign situation, Zhao Fei's complexion slowly turned from red to blue, and became more and more ugly.

The situation is far more severe and complicated than Zhao Fei thought.

Through Xiaosengzi's narration, Zhao Fei knew that the emperor himself had not been on the throne for a year, nor had he dealt with government affairs for even half a year.

And his Lao Tzu, the former emperor, has a great experience of not going to court for eight years.

For eight years, the former emperor devoted himself to the alchemy room, conducted in-depth research and improvement on the ancient technology tree, and finally on a sunny afternoon, he accidentally sacrificed his life for science.

The feat of the old emperor's devotion to science moved the heavens. The originally sunny afternoon suddenly had thunder and lightning, storms and heavy rain, and the whole world felt sad.

The final result was that the northern region, which was the granary of the empire, suffered a once-in-a-century flood, and then there was no harvest, the people were displaced, and the victims were everywhere.

In such a precarious situation, Zhao Fei, the crown prince who had been the crown prince for more than ten years, became the emperor.

The new emperor usually has three fires when he takes office, but Zhao Fei's appointment this time can be said to be safe and secure, and there is no way to do it. The old emperor did not go to court for eight years, and Zhao Fei, the alternate emperor, naturally has no chance to go to court. , and have no experience in dealing with government affairs, even if you want to set a fire, you don't know where to put it!

Above the domestic court, the elders are still ruling the country. The emperor just nodded and stamped his seal. Below the court, hungry people are crying everywhere. It can be said that the situation is very tense.

At such a time of internal worries, the archenemy of the Song Dynasty, the Daqing Kingdom in the north, has achieved a bumper harvest of grain. In order to celebrate the growth of food and the increase in people's income, with a wave of Qingdi's imperial pen, the whole world celebrates together, and the way to celebrate is simple. , Gathered 50 soldiers and horses and rushed to the border all the way, heading straight for the border of the Song Dynasty.

Emperor Qing happily said to his courtiers: Dear friends, our country has achieved such a great harvest, so we should celebrate it with our neighbors and let them feel the joy of our people.

There are two strong men, one is full and the other has been hungry for three days and three nights, who do you think is stronger?
Originally, the national strength of Song and Qing was almost the same, but due to the shortage of domestic supplies and logistics, the troops of Song Dynasty had already lost seven battles and seven defeats.

Compared with the defeat of the army, what is more worrying is that due to hunger, more hungry people have secretly formed groups, crossed the border, and rushed to the harvest of the Qing Kingdom. The flight of the hungry people not only failed to ease the domestic food crisis, but also seriously shaken it. The morale of the army and the hearts of the people, and the maintenance of stability everywhere.

Internal and external troubles!

All in all, if Song Guo didn't come up with a good solution, His Majesty Zhao Fei, the emperor who had just ascended the throne not long ago, would be reduced to an unemployed Lord An Le of Qing Guo.

Ugh!
Zhao Fei let out a long sigh, stood up, looked at the small stool with some pity, then suddenly slapped the table hard, roared, his face was full of anger.

The emperor was furious, laying down millions of corpses!

Although Zhao Fei is only a young emperor, he is an emperor after all. Following Zhao Fei's roar, the red, green and green lolitas rushed in first, followed by a row of golden-armored men, all of whom were majestic and extremely sturdy. , the first fierce brother grows up like a tiger, with a murderous look on his face.

What a team of warriors!
Zhao Fei couldn't help but praise in his heart, with such a team of people by his side, his safety should be guaranteed.

Brother Meng opened his eyes to look left and right, then knelt down on the ground and said loudly, "Why is Your Majesty so angry?"

"Well, it's like this..." Zhao Fei hummed, and then didn't know what to say.

At this moment, perhaps because of the strong spirit of this elite soldier, the little stool became sober, squinted his drunken eyes, looked at Zhao Fei in a daze and asked, "Brother, what's going on?" ? Are there assassins?"

bro!

The two words lightly uttered from the mouth of the little stool immediately made the whole room quiet. Zhao Fei blinked his eyes, but he still didn't speak. Brother Meng suddenly got angry, got up and said angrily:

"What a bitch you are, how can you sit beside the emperor like this? How can you sit down with the emperor so drunk? How dare you call the emperor a brother?"

Zhao Fei opened his mouth and couldn't help saying: "This..."

Brother Meng didn't wait for Zhao Fei to speak, he knelt down and kowtowed: "The last general has the guts to commit the crime of disrespect, please kill this man who doesn't know the manners of a ruler and his ministers!"

"Ah, that's not very good, after all, the little stool has been with me for many years, and he's just a first-time offender..." Zhao Fei said hesitantly.

Although in the final analysis, the small stool made such a big "mistake", it was all committed under Zhao Fei's unscrupulous inducement, and when Zhao Fei induced him, he actually did not intend to let the little eunuch go out alive, after all, the little eunuch The stool himself admitted that there was someone behind him, and it was impossible for Zhao Fei to let the stool go out and talk nonsense, talking nonsense about the recent conversation between himself and him.

What's the matter, don't be afraid of [-], just in case, if there is a smart, high-IQ person who can analyze his identity as an "OEM" based on this dialogue, it will not be so wonderful.

However, although Zhao Fei is currently wearing the skin of an ancient emperor, the soul buried deep under the skin is a soul from modern society. If he is a good man in society and kills a person like this, how can he not lose the chain at a critical moment.

However, Zhao Fei hesitated, and the fierce general brother kneeling on the ground was a decisive and fierce man. Seeing Zhao Fei's hesitation, he said loudly: "Your Majesty is merciful, this is the blessing of all people, but this little stool is so disrespectful." , I have to kill him, and I will have the courage to come here in the near future, and someone will drag this rascal out and behead him."

Hearing the words, a man in golden armor standing behind Brother Meng immediately stood up, stepped forward, picked up the small stool that was still in a daze from drunkenness, and strode out.

Zhao Fei opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything after all. After a while, there was a shrill scream from outside the door.

Zhao Fei's face turned pale, but he understood in his heart that this little stool really lost its soul today.

"Your Majesty, the last general dares to make decisions for His Majesty, and he is also guilty of disrespect. Not dying is not enough to appease Your Majesty's wrath, and not dying is not enough to appease the mouths of the world."

At this moment, the big man shouted loudly: "Today's general will apologise, I hope your Majesty will not embarrass today's guards after the death of the general."

After finishing speaking, he pulled out the treasured sword abruptly, and slashed at his own neck.

(End of this chapter)