Reborn I am a bear child

Chapter 7 Calabash Baby Card

After making an agreement with the uncle, I gave a deposit of five yuan. Brother Gou came by bike with long hair. Seeing me, he was very surprised and said, "You came early enough!"

There was a long hair on the back of the sophomore and eighth bicycle, and there was only one car with people. I was also puzzled, and asked, "Why are you carrying the long hair, where should I sit?"

Brother Gou glanced back and said, "Aren't you afraid that you won't have a place to sit if you're a bigger fart? Come on, sit on the car beam, don't say you're alone, there's no problem with three more."

The long hair is sitting in the back, and I am sitting on the car beam, feeling like an Indian assan, it's on!

Speeding all the way crazily, I wonder if Brother Gou regards these two big [-]s as Ferraris, or is this guy telling braggarts that he can walk without holding on to the car, but he almost hits a utility pole, even if Even so, I didn’t forget to brag: “I’m serious, I didn’t perform well last time, this time it’s absolutely amazing, let go of your hands!!”

Before I could open my mouth, the car tilted, and the three of them fell to the ground like dogs eating shit. After getting up, Brother Gou immediately helped the car up and performed again, but the long hair on the side couldn't help but said: "You really think we are stupid Ah, I fell once and let you fall a second time!"

I don't understand the truth that even a fool like Changmao knows?

Finally, I let Chang Mao ride the bike. Along the way, Brother Gou asked me: "Didn't you say you sell popcorn? Why are you riding a bike around the streets?"

I want to find a printing agency, but now it seems that there are very few printing agencies, so I have no choice but to ask Brother Gou: "Do you know where I can print in the city?"

"Print?" Changmao didn't understand, and even Brother Gou was confused.

Forget it, they don't know what printing is at all. Printers are very rare in this era, and I'm afraid I can't find them, so my plan will all go to waste!
I wandered all the way for a long time and my heart became colder and colder. When Changmao and Brother Gou were looking impatient, I suddenly saw the four words "China Image" written on the front of a small shop. At the bottom The boy is impressively printed!
"Stop, stop, that's the one, stop quickly!" I shouted hastily, pointing to the storefront.

Changmao hurriedly pinched the handbrake, but the handbrake failed, and the dog brother behind hurriedly shouted: "Foot brake, use the foot brake!!"

Changmao rode towards the storefront, but he couldn't stop, otherwise he would have almost rode into someone's store with his feet rubbing against the ground. Are you racing yourself?
After entering the store, I found that the store was deserted and there was obviously no business. A young man was dozing off on the table. When he saw us coming in with a sleepy face, he rubbed his eyes and asked, "What are you doing?"

I glanced at the room, there was an old-fashioned big-head computer and an old-fashioned printer, and I said to the young man, "Can you print cards here?"

"What kind of card?" The young man came out of the counter and said to me, "Tell me what specification you want!"

"It's about six or seven inches long, and three or four inches wide is fine, with gourd dolls printed on it!" I said according to the card in my memory.

The young man dug out a kind of paper from the counter, and it turned out that it was too thin. If it was put into the popcorn, it would probably be a piece of waste paper. It is not a star and a half away from the kind of cards that are very collectible in my mind.

Brother Gou is very curious about the computer, and he reached out to touch it, but the young man stopped him and said, "Don't touch it, this is a computer, if you break it, you won't be able to pay for it!"

Changmao on the side looked excited, and said to himself: "This thing is a computer, oh my god, today is an eye-opener!"

Brother Gou was also curious. The young man smiled and said, "I only saw this thing this year. It's very powerful. There are people on it who can play poker games and minesweeping, but I can print it!"

I was speechless when I looked at the computer that the scrap collector would worry about seeing it 25 years later, but it is really powerful now. Many people don’t know what a computer is like Brother Gou. As for mobile phones, there is no such thing. There is a BB The function is awesome!
After struggling for a long time, I couldn't find any suitable materials. I wanted to inquire if there were any other printing companies in the city, but the other party said that he was the only one in the city, and it had just opened for a few months!
"I'll help you find it again, as long as it's hard, right?"

I nodded, and the young man searched for a long time and found a large piece of hard plastic, saying that this is the hardest, and it can't be printed. If it doesn't fit, there's nothing you can do!
This kind of hard plastic can indeed be used to make cards, but it can’t be printed. I suddenly remembered that when I was a child, there was a kind of card with stickers on it. Less effort.

"Do you have a pasteboard here? The kind of printing paper that can be glued on!" I asked.

The young man took out a few cards and I saw that it would work, as long as the hard material was divided into pieces, and then pasted with stickers, wouldn't it be a card?
"According to your specifications, how much do you want? It's hard to stick it on! One dime!" The young man looked at me and asked, "What kind of cards do you want? How much do you want?"

"Calabash doll cards, seven gourd dolls, the cool ones!" I thought for a while and said, "Ten cents a piece is a bit expensive!"

Uncle’s popcorn is reduced by [-] cents, and a card here is [-] cents, which invisibly increases the cost, and the profit has dropped a bit!
"Seven calabash dolls, that's a set of seven, isn't it expensive at seventy cents a set?" The young man frowned and thought for a while and said, "Just tell me how much you want?"

"I want a hundred sheets, and I have to order it from you in the future. How about fifty cents for a set?" I said.

The young man thought for a while and said, "All right, all right, if I make a regular customer, then you want twenty sets, right?"

"It's not according to the formula. The eldest child makes thirty cards, the second child makes twenty cards, and the rest are all teachers except the seventh child. The seventh child needs two cards!" The reason why I did this is not nonsense. The gourd baby is a set, and there are only two seven baby cards in a hundred packs. In order to get all these cards, elementary school students will buy them like crazy.

And these cards have to be divided into common cards, rare cards, precious cards, and supreme cards. I didn't invent these things. When I was in fifth grade, I cheated my mother a lot of money to get a set. Now it's my turn. Lied to them!

Changmao is very curious about the computer, and he is busy with the computer, just to get closer to the computer. Brother Gou squats outside and smokes. Deadly lethality!

Brother Gou picked up one and looked at it for a while, then asked in confusion, "Does this have anything to do with selling popcorn?"

"What do you think this card has to do with popcorn?" I asked.

"There's something to do with it! I think you're just wasting your money recklessly. With that money, you can buy several packs of longevity!" Brother Gou said angrily.

"If you want to make money, just listen to me, 20 yuan a day is no problem at all!" I stared at Brother Gou and said.

Brother Gou looked at it for a long time, shook his head and went out. It could be seen that he still didn’t trust me. After a busy day with Changmao, he finally made all the cards. After paying the money, the other party gave me a business card. Only then did I know that this young man is called Tan Qiang, but the above title is interesting, Chinese pioneer!
Brother Gou wanted to ride a bike when we came back, and Chang Mao and I didn’t dare to sit on it. After a long time of quarreling, Chang Mao came to ride a bike. I slowly found that Chang Mao was a bit of a bad-witted person, but he was very stable in his work. , and Brother Gou is smarter, but very reckless, and I don't know how the two got together!

When I arrived at the gate of the kindergarten, I found that the old man was closing the booth. I hurriedly shouted: "Remember the deposit I gave you, you can't blackmail my deposit!"

"You little baby, I'm such an adult that I can hack your five-dollar deposit?" The uncle stopped his tidying up and said to him, "Don't worry, my grandson has never hacked anyone in his whole life in business." money!"

"Then remember to bring me eight pots of popcorn tomorrow!" I shouted.

The uncle replied that I knew it, so I packed my things and left. I sold a handful of blue plastic bags at the canteen, and gave all the gourd baby cards and plastic bags to Brother Gou, and asked him to take them home. I dare not bring them back to my house!

When I got home, my mother asked me where I had been to play, and she made a fool of myself. When I entered the bedroom, I found that my father was holding a book in his arms. He read books after work, and all he read were related to his factory. This book is not bad, at least I can find a way to relieve the pressure!
The meals at home began to become lighter. According to my mother's words, spend more if you have one, and spend less if you don't have it. Life is always going on, even if you are laid off, you will not starve to death!

After eating, I was lying on the bed thinking about how to promote the gourd baby cards. To mobilize the enthusiasm of elementary school students, it is best to buy a set of cards like crazy. Just thinking about something, my mother lost my schoolbag Come over and shout: "I've been out for a day, I haven't done my homework at all, hurry up and do my homework!"

Opening the schoolbag, I was speechless looking at the homework left by Mr. Zhao. The math homework is addition and subtraction within ten, and the Chinese homework is even more amazing. I copied two "big" characters and two "small" characters! ! !

"Son, how are you with that little flower these days?" My mother leaned over and asked.

"What's the matter?" I always felt that there was a special taste in these words, and said, "She just started to adjust the seat, and then she switched back!"

"Mom told you, that girl will definitely be a beauty when she grows up. You have to act first. Look at your father's 500 yuan a month. Once he is laid off, he will have [-] yuan left. How will he marry you in the future?" , You should hurry up and make that little flower a wife, you know?" My mother said seriously.

I am a bit dumbfounded, if I told me these things when I was sixteen or seventeen, it would not be an exaggeration, but I am only five years old, isn't it a bit too early to start at the age of five?

(End of this chapter)