Little confused hits the big president

Chapter 136 Life Is Okay, It's So Beautiful 1
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but looked at Lan Tianyao in unison, with black lines all over their faces.Everyone slandered in their hearts: Can this girl speak human language?Can what is said in a joke be taken seriously?The scalpel and gloves are still acceptable, but what about the hat?Why didn't she just say that the doctor threw his own head into the patient's stomach?

There is no way, the fairy is not grounded when speaking.

"Pfft!" Zhang Xiaomo couldn't help laughing when he heard Lan Tianyao's words.She didn't want this smile to be cut to the knife's edge, and she bit her lip in pain.

The baby didn't know if he felt the pain of his mother, but he also burst into tears.

For a while, everyone started to panic again.

When the doctor came in and saw such a scene, he thought something happened to the mother and the child, so he walked over in three steps at a time.

After figuring out what was going on, the doctor couldn't help but despise this group of people in his heart.Is it worth it?It's just making a fuss, making a fuss out of a molehill, looking for trouble for nothing.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaomo was already awake, the doctor would come if he didn't come, so he simply squeezed the blood in Zhang Xiaomo's lower abdomen.So she asked everyone to leave temporarily, and asked Lan Haoyu to put a layer of maternity mattress on Zhang Xiaomo, and pressed down hard on her lower abdomen.

Originally, the incision was excruciatingly painful just after the anesthesia had passed, but the doctor pressed it like this again.Really rubbing salt in the wound!The pain caused Zhang Xiaomo to shed tears.

When Lan Haoyu saw Zhang Xiaomo in such pain, and saw so much blood being squeezed out from below her, he became furious on the spot: "What did you do? Killing you? Can't be gentle?"

This doctor is also very good. Facing Lan Haoyu's full-on roar, he was not afraid at all, but said coldly: "If I don't use force, how can I squeeze the blood in her stomach? What if there is something wrong with your body? Do you want long-term pain or short-term pain? Give me a happy sentence!"

When Lan Haoyu was told by the doctor, he knew that he was indeed overly nervous, so he couldn't say a word.He had learned this knowledge on purpose before, but he didn't feel much when he learned it. Seeing the doctor treat Zhang Xiaomo like this, he couldn't help but want to get angry.

Zhang Xiaomo knew that Lan Haoyu couldn't bear to open his mouth, so he endured the pain and said to the doctor: "Doctor, leave him alone! You do what you want."

The doctor nodded when he heard the words, and continued to squeeze Zhang Xiaomo.In fact, the doctor was quite satisfied with Zhang Xiaomo. Although she shed tears in pain, she insisted on keeping silent and endured it.It's not like some mothers who scream like slaughtered pigs, resulting in flatulence in the lower abdomen, which can't go away for a long time.

After the doctor left, while Lan Haoyu cleaned up for her and before everyone came in, Zhang Xiaomo turned to look carefully at the baby in the crib next to him.

She found that the little guy was very strong, with a big head, chubby hands and feet, and no wrinkles on his body or face. He didn't look like a newborn baby at all, but looked like a full moon.

"Our son is so strong! I thought every newborn baby is wrinkled." The baby had just been taken out of her belly. Before she fell into a coma, the doctor once asked her to see the baby. Made her kiss him too, so she knew it was a boy.

"Yeah. Your belly was so small when you were pregnant, and you actually gave birth to such a big baby. Everyone thinks it's incredible!" Lan Haoyu saw Zhang Xiaomo reaching out to touch the baby, but he couldn't because of the distance and the barrier of the bed screen. When she did, she picked up the child and placed it beside her.

Zhang Xiaomo touched the baby's chubby face, and stretched his fingers into his little hand for him to hold.After the little guy, who was already dancing, grabbed his mother's fingers, his pair of powerful calves kicked even more happily.

The little guy looks a lot like Lan Haoyu, but it's a pity that he can't open his eyes yet, so he can't see if his eyes are as beautiful as Lan Haoyu.

I don't know what's wrong, the little guy was excited for a while, and then suddenly burst into tears.

Zhang Xiaomo wanted to get up nervously to see what was going on, but Lan Haoyu held her down and said, "Don't worry! I'll do it."

Lan Haoyu opened the little guy's wrap, checked his diapers, and found that he was just defecating.So I put on a diaper, wiped the little guy's butt with a wet tissue, got a new piece of diapers for him, and finally wrapped the wrap carefully.

The whole process seemed very calm and elegant, calm and skillful, as if he had to do it countless times every day.

Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaomo couldn't help laughing and said, "I found out that you have the potential to be a baby daddy. What should I do? If you really become a baby daddy, I don't know how many people will hate me to death!"

Lan Haoyu glanced at Zhang Xiaomo, and said lightly: "Don't worry! I won't be a professional baby daddy, at most I will be a part-time job."

At this time, the people who went out to avoid came back one after another.Everyone quarreled with Zhang Xiaomo and the baby for a while and then left.

After Zhang Xiaomo was discharged from the hospital, Lan Haoyu directly arranged for her to be admitted to the confinement center of the hospital, and hired two confinement ladies for her, one to take care of the child and the other to take care of her.As a result, Zhang's mother couldn't find anything to do if she wanted to take care of her daughter herself, so she could only sit on the sidelines and lament Zhang Xiaomo's good life all day long.

Now Zhang Xiaomo really opens his mouth when he wants food, and stretches out his hands when he wants clothes.Apart from feeding the baby, there is nothing to do, just lie on the bed and be a pig.Eat and sleep, sleep and eat.After a month, the whole person gained more than three rounds of weight.Fortunately, her figure is thin, and after gaining so much weight, she just looks a little rounder and plump, not fat at all.

In order to ensure that Zhang Xiaomo could get enough rest during confinement, Lan Haoyu would not let the little guy disturb her to sleep at night, so the confinement wife had to take the little guy to the next room to sleep.But the little guy makes a fuss when he doesn't see his mother, no matter how the confinement wife coaxes her, it's useless.He didn't sleep much during the day, he just danced and kicked around, crying and eating, and he was not at all active like a baby under the full moon.Because he didn't sleep much, the little guy didn't gain much weight.

On the day of the full moon banquet, the Lan family set up a full 150 tables, and there was still room for them to sit.Because they didn't expect that so many people came from the United States and Europe, and they rushed here like a market, just to see what Lan Haoyu's precious son looked like.

Many people from the Chinese military also came. Several military leaders headed by Lan Zhenxiong jokingly said that the children should be paid in advance.Zhang Xiaomo's answer was absolute. She said, "You are not the real Taiyi, and my son is not Nezha either. Want to take him in? Let's wait for more than ten years."

Huo Anxin and Chen Chen brought their daughter to drink the full moon wine.Seeing the cute baby, Huo Anxin couldn't help asking: "Sister-in-law, has the baby been named? What's it called?"

"Come on. Originally, I wanted to call it Lan Moxuan, but your brother didn't know what kind of vinegar he was eating, so he insisted on changing it to Lan Moyu. Tell me, how can there be a boy called A Yu, Xiao Yu? It's the same as the girl's name." Zhang Xiaomo immediately complained when he heard Huo Anxin's question.

Huo Anxin smiled awkwardly: "Hehe...Actually, Mo Yu sounds pretty nice too."

Zhang Xiaomo wanted to continue complaining a few more words, but Lan Haoran's bastard started to use his powerful language ability again.He suddenly asked: "Sister-in-law, when Mo Yu was just born, he looked very much like my brother, but why does he look more and more like you now?"

Before Zhang Xiaomo could speak, Lan Tianyao hurriedly replied: "Brother, haven't you heard of it? Sons generally look more like mothers. Didn't you find that Brother Haoyu and his three brothers look more like their eldest aunt? Haoyue Brother and the two brothers are more like their mother."

"Really?" Lan Haoran stroked his chin and said, "From now on, I must find a beautiful wife, otherwise if I also give birth to a son, wouldn't I be like Mo Yu..."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Haoran felt the dangerous gaze from Lan Haoyu, realized what he was talking about, Lan Haoran was so frightened that he immediately shut his mouth, not daring to say a word.

well!Why does he not have a long memory when he is old, and why does he want to provoke his sister-in-law who can't be provoked?
"Why didn't you say it?" Zhang Xiaomo asked Lan Haoran sideways, in an extremely dangerous tone.

"That's right! Brother, why didn't you say anything? What's wrong with Mo Yu? What's wrong with him?" Lan Tianyao, a fairy who never knew what was going on, started cheating on her brother again.

"Well... Lan Tianyao, are you hungry? I'll take you to find something to help you digest your stomach." After finishing speaking, Lan Haoran pulled Lan Tianyao to leave.

Unexpectedly, Lan Tianyao broke away from Lan Haoran's hand, gave him a blank look, and said, "Is there something wrong with you? The banquet hasn't even started yet, so what can I eat? I'm already full of air?"

Zhang Xiaomo also looked at Lan Haoran with a half-smile, and said, "Haoran, what are you in a hurry for? Let your little nephew treat you to a cup of tea."

"Huh? Drink tea?" Lan Haoran was dumbfounded when he heard this.Is this a crazy situation?
But not long after he was dazed, he heard Zhang Xiaomo say to the baby in her arms: "Baby, your uncle wants to drink tea, so you can buy him a cup."

After speaking, Zhang Xiaomo put the little guy in Lan Haoran's arms.To everyone's surprise, the little guy without diapers urinated vigorously as soon as he fell into Lan Haoran's arms.

Lan Haoran glanced blankly at the "tea" on his body, then looked at Lan Moyu in his arms with a mournful face and said, "Little guy, you don't have to be so polite, right? Your tea tastes too good." It's a bit heavier, your uncle, I'm not blessed to bear it!"

Zhang Xiaomo waved his hand boldly, and said very generously: "It's okay, you don't need to thank him. Don't you like heavy taste? It's rare that you come to drink his full moon wine. He should greet you well."

Those who saw this scene couldn't help bursting into laughter after hearing what Lan Haoran and Zhang Xiaomo said.For a time, the entire full moon banquet was full of laughter.

Only Lan Haoran felt so depressed!Forget it!
Fortunately, when the housekeeper Xiao Chen saw this scene, he was very understanding, and immediately took Lan Haoran to the dressing room and gave him a new set of clothes.

When he came back again, Lan Haoran, who had finally learned how to behave, no longer dared to sit near Zhang Xiaomo, nor did he dare to offend others with nonsense.

Everyone had a great time at the full moon banquet, and it was very lively.

Lan Haoyu's group of mercenary brothers originally planned to compete with Zhang Xiaomo this time, but Lan Haoyu refused to let him, saying that Zhang Xiaomo had just finished confinement and it was not suitable to fight with them.It made a group of guys feel itchy, so they had to catch Lan Haoyu and make gestures.

Zhang Xiaomo felt that this group of people really deserved to be beaten by nature. If it wasn't for the fact that she was not really suitable for fighting with them, she really wanted to help them.Of course, a year later, the wishes of those guys came true, but it was a pity that they were all beaten up. From then on, when they saw Zhang Xiaomo, they only knew how to shake their heads and wag their tails like a pug.

People often say "time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle".Zhang Xiaomo felt that when his son was young, time always passed very slowly, but when the child grew up, looking back, he felt that time passed quickly.

Since she was confinement and her son was full moon, Lan Haoyu specially hired a nanny to help her take care of the child.In addition, she often takes her children back to live in Yun'an Tianji community. There are many servants at home, and Hoyman is at home every day. There is nothing wrong. Zhang's parents and Zhang's mother are also in good health, and they can help take care of the children.

(End of this chapter)