Urban Fishing System

Chapter 22 You Are Really a Little Brother
"I can't tell, Nani, you really have some brains."

Nani proudly said: "Meow, you think Nani is like you, but you don't understand this, meow, you are such a little brother~meow!!"

The next moment, Nani was kicked out again.

Nani spread her limbs, glides to the ground in mid-air, and then ran back and jumped onto Ye Ling's shoulder.

"If you don't call master next time, I'll throw you into the water directly."

Ye Ling has no expression on his face. When can even a cat bully him.

Nani pitifully rubbed her head against Ye Ling: "Meow, I was wrong~~"

Of course Ye Ling won't be fooled, this stray cat is really a jerk and a jerk, the superficial cuteness is all fake.

After wandering around the street again, Ye Ling couldn't find anyone who needed help, so he planned to give up. He always felt that finding someone to do good things was more difficult than doing bad things.

Going straight back to the south gate, just as she was about to go in, Ye Ling saw a group of people not far away.

This time, Ye Ling regained his spirits. Does anyone need help?
Immediately, Ye Ling gathered over.

After squeezing into the crowd, Ye Ling realized that there was a car inside, and in front of the car, there was an old lady lying backwards, yelling non-stop.

Ye Ling was taken aback, what's going on?
Touch porcelain?Or hit someone?

Ye Ling poked a person beside him with his hand: "What's wrong?"

"What else? Touch porcelain."

"The old lady is shameless. When she saw the car approaching, she went to the front and fell down, and even got under the tire of the car. Tell me, isn't that too shameless?"

"Pengci is too blatant."

The people around were discussing a lot, but they all stood on the sidelines and watched, with no intention of going forward.

Ye Ling looked into the field, the old lady was still ouching, pretending to be there with her eyes closed.

Everyone around knew it was Pengci, so the owner of the car naturally knew it too, but this kind of thing like blackmail was the most difficult to solve, and the owner of the car was also afraid of trouble.

"Okay, okay, don't worry, I have a driving recorder here, and I didn't hit you."

The owner of the car was a man, frowning, looking at the old lady who fell on the ground.

"You hit me, my leg almost broke, why didn't you hit me? Ouch."

The owner of the car frowned, this is cheating, similar to those old Lai who owe money and don't pay it back.

"Get up."

He wanted to stretch out his hand to pull the old lady up, but to his surprise, the old lady clung to the tires of the car, and then shouted: "Killed, ouch, killed, someone killed!"

The owner of the car also felt a bit difficult, so he had to let go of the old lady.

"You hit me, you don't lose money today, don't even think about leaving, ouch."

The old lady groaned again, but her exaggerated acting skills and expressions really made the people around her look down on her even more.

The owner of the car felt a big headache, and never thought that there are still people who touch porcelain now, and he was touched by him.

He didn't bother to bother with the old lady anymore: "Well, 100 yuan, let me get out of the way."

"100 yuan? You're sending a beggar, you bumped me, do you know that? Ouch."

Watching the old lady's performance, Ye Ling couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth. Really, the last ouch is the most coquettish. Obviously, she was full of anger when she said these words before, but she couldn't do it when the ouch came.

The people around were also pointing fingers, but they were also afraid of trouble and didn't want to get involved in this mess. The old lady was so shameless that she completely ignored the people around her and only had eyes for the owner of the car.

"Look at you, you hit someone, my leg was almost broken by you, and you only gave me 100 yuan?"

The car owner was really convinced, and his tone became colder: "Then how much do you want?"

"At least two thousand."

two thousand?

The people around were also shocked, this is simply easier than robbery.

The owner of the car was almost laughed out of anger. Really, he had never seen such a shameless person.

"You still ask me for two thousand? Let me tell you, I won't give you a penny today!"

The old lady hugged the tire tightly: "Oh, I killed someone, I killed someone."

The owner of the car frowned. He was going to call the police. He really had nothing to do with this old lady. He knew she was touching her, but if he touched her, he might be told what she would say, and if he was really injured, it would be bad luck. Own?

Let the police handle it, although it will delay time.

The old lady even shouted to the surrounding onlookers: "Did you see it, did you see it? He hit someone and still didn't pay for it. The conscience of heaven and earth, the conscience of heaven and earth."

Ye Ling also looked at the matter thoroughly, this old lady is really shameless.

He walked out with a smile: "Auntie, let me introduce you to a job. It's easy to do in a month."

The aunt was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand what the boy who came out suddenly meant.

"What job?"

Auntie asked instinctively.

"Our school is still short of actors, aunt. With such good acting skills, it's a pity not to play a villain. If you play a villain, the audience will definitely want to smash you to death with things. The effect is awesome."

The people around were stunned for a while, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Fuck, this young man is a bit ruthless, he doesn't use dirty words at all.

But the aunt is not stupid, her complexion changed after recollection: "What do you mean? You mean I acted? He bumped into me, okay!"

At this moment, the aunt became a little fierce.

Ye Ling smiled slightly: "Hey, aunt, I didn't mean that. He hit you, where did he hit?"

"Legs."

"Legs? Come, let me see."

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Don't move my leg, do you know if it's broken?"

Ye Ling looked at her tightly wrapped legs, and she could see them clearly through the trousers.

"It's broken?"

"It's broken, the bones inside are all broken, and I'm unconscious."

"Oh."

Ye Ling nodded thoughtfully, "So that's the case, then let me cure it for you, and don't embarrass other car owners, Nani, bite her."

Before the people around could understand what it meant, Nani on Ye Ling's shoulder suddenly meowed, bared her fangs, jumped down, and bit her leg through her pants.

"what!"

The aunt cried out, trying to shake Nani away, but Nani held onto it tightly, showing all her claws.

"Pain, pain!"

"Huh? Aunt, didn't you say that your leg was broken? It shouldn't be, you didn't feel it when it was broken. Could it be that your leg is healed again?"

At this moment, the onlookers all admired Ye Ling, it's amazing, is this okay?
The aunt wanted to curse, but Nani didn't let go, the pain was so painful that she couldn't die.

She hurriedly stood up, Nani jumped off and returned to Ye Ling's shoulder.

(End of this chapter)