Urban Fishing System

Chapter 81 The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messed up

Nani jumped over and meowed: "You are such a fool, even I dare not offend him, you dare to collide with him head-on, you are so stupid."

Master Diao snorted: "How did I know this mortal is so strong? But where is this, which city is it, who is the emperor? Which sect is the strongest around here?"

"Meow." Nani looked at Diao Ye with the eyes of a fool, "Do you seem stupid? This world is not your original world. Good meow, turn your flexible neck, meow, and turn your head to look out the window. "

Master Diao looked at it, and after seeing it, he was indeed dumbfounded.

It took a deep breath: "Master Diao was scared to death, where is this place, why Master Diao has never seen before, what kind of monsters are those running on the ground?"

Nani jumped over proudly, and said in a tone of pointing to the younger generation: "Let Nani tell you meow, it's good to be good oh meow, this is not the world you are in, but the place where that big fool just now is." The world of meow, called earth meow, this is the world of technology, those are not monsters, but running cars, do you understand cars meow?"

Master Diao was a little messy.

"Forget it, come on, Nani will show you the knowledge of this world, how much you can absorb is up to you meow, I hope you are not a fool meow."

"Hmph, my master Diao has traveled all over the world. I haven't seen any battles. It's just a mere technological world. Who am I afraid of, Master Diao?"

Nani brought Diao Ye to the notebook, and quickly told him the relevant information.

"The earth is a planet in the universe, meow, it is divided into seven continents and four oceans..."

"Ours is called a computer, it is an electronic communication device..."

Nani spoke very quickly, and at the same time, the information on the notebook was scrolling rapidly.

Diao Ye is actually a monster with extremely high spiritual intelligence, even smarter than humans, so he learns very quickly, and he quickly understands some nouns and knows what they mean.

Smog, entrepreneurship, science and technology, and other terms can only be glanced at. After all, they are from the world of cultivation, and their brains are not comparable to ordinary people.

After learning, Master Diao nodded with deep emotion: "No wonder, Master Diao, how can I say that it's different here. By the way, what's going on with the sword outside?"

Nani whispered, "Meow, don't provoke that sword, meow, even the big fool is no match for it, he is being chased away."

"It is extremely, it is extremely."

Master Diao nodded, "I also felt a breath from it that I had never felt before, it was so terrifying."

"That's right, meow, just don't mess with it anyway, meow."

"How did it come about?"

"Just like you, I caught it, meow."

Master Diao froze for a moment, "You mean, they were all caught by that mortal just now?"

"Well, meow, the big fool is really good, he even caught a big fish before."

Master Diao asked curiously, "What about the fish?"

"It was eaten, meow."

Master Diao shuddered inexplicably.

Nani said cutely: "But don't worry meow, the big fool won't eat you, because that fish can't talk, meow."

After chatting with Nani for a period of time, Diao Ye also had a preliminary understanding of this world, and he also had an idea of ​​some general things.

At this moment, Ye Ling came back.

"Meow, master, did you buy anything to eat meow?"

"Not for you."

Ye Ling sat down: "I'm going out after eight o'clock, and you're right here, you know?"

"Meow, big fool, won't you take me meow?"

"What are you taking?"

Master Diao curiously asked: "Why go?"

"Go to the TV station."

"Then I'll go too."

"Fuck you, if someone sees a bird that can talk, why not be scared to death?"

"Forget it, if you don't take me, don't take me there. I'll dress up first, and see where there are gold, silver and jewels, and wait for Master Diao to get some money back."

Master Diao said, and went into the bathroom.

"Meow, what are you doing meow?"

Nani jumped in.

Master Diao was facing the mirror, took out the comb beside him, and combed his feathers with one wing.

"Arranging Master Diao's hairstyle, as the saying goes, the head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messed up. Master Diao relies on his face for food."

Just at this moment, Ye Ling walked in. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, and slapped him directly.

"Oh, who dares to..."

Master Diao turned his head angrily, but when he saw Ye Ling, he softened immediately, and smiled: "Brother, it's you."

"You're a bird, look in a fucking mirror, I still need to dress up, I'll go to the TV station to get money later."

Seeing Ye Ling take a picture in front of the mirror, Master Diao muttered in his heart, his grandma, Master Diao, I really want to slap him.

At this moment, Bai Rou's voice came from outside the door.

"Ye Ling, open the door and go to the TV station."

"coming."

Opening the door, Bai Rou walked in.

"Hey, well prepared. Today is the final MasterChef competition. If you win, you will get a bonus."

Bai Rou seemed more excited than Ye Ling.

Ye Ling was very calm: "That's right, go to the TV station, no matter what, I have to show my mature temperament."

"You're the only one with a mature temperament? Come on, stop talking nonsense, and get ready to go. It's almost nine o'clock to go to the TV station for dinner."

Bai Rou was talking, when suddenly she saw the Diao Ye flying out from behind Ye Ling.

"Wow, what a big parrot."

In an instant, Bai Rou looked at Master Diao and stars appeared in his eyes.

Parrot?

Ye Ling turned his head in doubt, and Master Diao was also stunned, when did he become a parrot?
The next moment, Master Diao was angry: "You are a big parrot! Master Diao is obviously a vulture, do you understand the vulture, it is a noble and noble vulture!"

Fuck, what are you talking about?
Ye Ling wanted to give this eagle a slap in the face!

Nani meowed, as if something was wrong, but unexpectedly, Bai Rou let out another wow, and the stars in her eyes became more intense.

"Ye Ling, where did your parrot come from? It speaks so smoothly, it's amazing."

Ye Ling was dumbfounded.

Master Diao was even angrier: "I said it before, I am a eagle, do you understand the eagle? Not only do you not have a chest, but you don't even have a brain?"

puff!
Nani laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and Ye Ling couldn't help laughing, but unexpectedly, Bai Rou looked at herself angrily.

"Ye Ling, hello Ye Ling, how do you usually teach your parrot to talk? Ah, I have no breasts, no brains, I can't finish talking to you today!"

Ye Ling was dumbfounded, and Diao Ye was stunned for a moment, but the clever one immediately realized it and said it more cheerfully: "He taught me, so what about you, stupid woman."

"Ye Ling, you still dare to call me a stupid woman?"

Bai Rou's almond eyes are wide open, her hands are on her hips, as if she is about to go berserk.

Nani was stunned, meow, why is the thing that this big fool catches more shameless than the other one meow?
(End of this chapter)