Urban Fishing System
Chapter 85 This is going to be fucking smart!
Chapter 85 This is going to be fucking smart!
"Come on, how to do it, tell me."
So, while Ye Ling was still cooking in the kitchen, one bird and one cat had already started something indescribable.
The flexible use of various search engines, as well as various post bar information, is also in the process of rapid learning.
Not long after, Ye Ling was still busy in the kitchen, when suddenly, he seemed to hear something.
It was that kind of indescribable voice, a man and a woman seemed to be lingering on each other.
Swish!
The flying sword, which was lying on the stove beside it, flew up with a swish, and then flew directly into the room, suspended in mid-air.
But Ye Ling felt the message from the Spirit Sword, and was stunned for a while, then suddenly realized, rushed into the room and saw a cat and a bird leaning together, and the notebook screen in front was still playing indescribable things.
"His grandma's, isn't this world amazing?"
Master Diao opened his eyes wide: "This is even more detailed than the erotic pictures."
Nani opened her cute eyes wide: "Meow, it seems that this has become an industry in the world, meow, and some people make a living out of it."
Master Diao said with emotion: "I thought that Lord Diao has seen so much in my life, traveling south and north. The world is so big. I didn't expect to know that my vision and knowledge are like ants. Really. It’s an eye-opener. Hey, Nani, where are you talking about people doing this for a living? Do they take the carvings?”
Nani looked at the carving master in surprise: "Meow, are you okay?"
"Hey! Why is Diao Ye not good? Back then, Diao Ye and I were all over the Monster Beast Mountain, and I had a great reputation. Diao Ye is a real eagle, a real male. Look at this video and the pictures, where are you? It can be compared with Master Diao."
Nani meowed: "Meow, Master Diao, you really admire me, meow, but you are not human, meow."
Master Diao said with emotion: "Hey, hateful."
"Meow, what do you hate?"
"It's a pity that I didn't seriously cultivate Master Diao back then. If I could transform into a human form, such a good opportunity, how could I miss Master Diao?"
The spirit sword was floating in mid-air, a bird and a cat in front were chatting and watching the indescribable video, while Ye Ling was behind, with black lines all over his head and the corners of his mouth twitching.
These two fucking pets are about to become smart, how long have you been out, and you're actually watching this kind of video?
Ye Ling had already started to roll up his sleeves, and was about to beat him to death.
Nani and Diaoye didn't notice Ye Ling's approach.
"Meow, this big female cat doesn't change her posture, meow, it's so boring, meow."
Master Diao glanced at it: "Your eyes are bigger than mine."
"Nani's eyes are really good, Mr. Diao, you almost got into them."
"Hehe, Mr. Diao, I have never seen such a big storm. I am just curious, Mr. Diao, to study and study."
Suddenly, one bird and one cat felt as if there was a figure behind them.
"Research? What the hell, I'm going to the kitchen to make dinner. How long have you guys been here to study this?"
Ye Ling's sleeves were completely rolled up.
Nani was startled, turned his head and said pitifully, "Meow, master, it's not my fault, it's the Diaoye who wanted to see meow on his own initiative, Nani just wanted to appreciate it by the way, meow, it has nothing to do with Nani."
The next moment, Nani was grabbed by Ye Ling and beat him up.
"Nothing to do with you?"
"Meow!"
Nani called out.
"it's not your fault?"
"Meow!"
Nani struggled.
And Ye Ling rubbed his hands frantically.
"You thief cat."
Master Diao was on the side, watching Nani being rubbed by Ye Ling's hands until he nearly passed out.
Not long after, Master Diao saw Ye Ling looking at him, and his heart tightened.
"Brother, I know I'm wrong, I'll do it myself."
The next moment, Master Diao didn't move at all, as if he had passed away, he stood on the table and fell backwards, directly falling to the ground.
But Ye Ling didn't intend to let Diao Ye off.
The next moment, I saw Master Diao howling.
"Brother, brother, I was wrong, don't step on my neck, it's broken, it's broken!"
"Brother, don't pluck my feathers, how can I pick up girls in the future!"
After being tortured, Master Diao was also out of breath.
"You two, you are not allowed to watch this kind of thing in the future, you know? Especially Nani, you are underage."
"Meow," Nani said full of grievances, "Nani is an adult, and in our family, it only takes eight months to become an adult."
"That's right, Master Diao, I am also an adult, Master Diao, I have traveled all over the world for dozens of years."
A black line appeared on Su Chen's forehead.
"Anyway, don't watch it. What if Bai Rou from next door comes over again? Wouldn't my reputation be ruined? If you two dare to let me come for this kind of scapegoat, let me see if I won't beat you to death."
Nani said cutely: "Master, why are we willing to let you take the blame? Meow, don't worry, we will play games."
"That still makes sense."
Ye Ling was back to work in the kitchen again, Nani leaned closer: "Meow, it's okay, Nani will teach you how to play the game, there are many big cats in the game meow."
"Row."
Not long after, Lord Diao directly enlarged his body and sat on the chair. His left wing was placed on the keyboard, and his right wing was placed on the mouse. The tips of the wings were extremely flexible, just like human fingers.
"This game is very fun, oh meow."
Master Diao chuckled: "Let Master Diao try."
On the screen of the notebook is Summoner's Canyon, which is the League of Legends game. Master Diao only played for a while, and quickly mastered the elements and gameplay of the game.
"Yes, this game is very fun."
Master Diao was very satisfied.
Afterwards, Nani began to take Master Diao to visit the Post Bar.
"Meow, there is a lot of information in the notebook, remember to search it yourself, meow."
On Ye Ling's side, lunch is almost ready.
"Okay, let's eat."
Ye Ling returned to the bedroom, only to see a big eagle sitting on a chair, concentrating on typing on the keyboard, and the picture was Summoner's Canyon.
Not bad, just play games?
Ye Ling walked over curiously and took a look. He thought that Lord Diao was playing a serious game, but he never thought that he was hooking up with girls in the chat box.
"How about it, sister, did you see what I did just now?"
The words of Diao Ye are full of pride, and his ID is even more simple and domineering: eat me big eagle!
In the chat box of the game's public screen, there is also a female player's reply.
"It's amazing, even got 5 kills, little brother, you are awesome."
Master Diao snorted: "That's right, Lord Diao didn't call you for nothing. How about it, do you want Master Diao to take you in a row?"
"Yeah."
The girl is very happy.
But Master Diao typed quickly: "Take a line with me, it's not a dream to hit the ground running."
Ye Ling almost vomited blood when he saw it, but when he turned his head, he found that Nani was also browsing the post bar, pressing his paws on the keyboard, typing quickly.
"Miss, Z? KKP?"
Ye Ling almost vomited blood.
(End of this chapter)
"Come on, how to do it, tell me."
So, while Ye Ling was still cooking in the kitchen, one bird and one cat had already started something indescribable.
The flexible use of various search engines, as well as various post bar information, is also in the process of rapid learning.
Not long after, Ye Ling was still busy in the kitchen, when suddenly, he seemed to hear something.
It was that kind of indescribable voice, a man and a woman seemed to be lingering on each other.
Swish!
The flying sword, which was lying on the stove beside it, flew up with a swish, and then flew directly into the room, suspended in mid-air.
But Ye Ling felt the message from the Spirit Sword, and was stunned for a while, then suddenly realized, rushed into the room and saw a cat and a bird leaning together, and the notebook screen in front was still playing indescribable things.
"His grandma's, isn't this world amazing?"
Master Diao opened his eyes wide: "This is even more detailed than the erotic pictures."
Nani opened her cute eyes wide: "Meow, it seems that this has become an industry in the world, meow, and some people make a living out of it."
Master Diao said with emotion: "I thought that Lord Diao has seen so much in my life, traveling south and north. The world is so big. I didn't expect to know that my vision and knowledge are like ants. Really. It’s an eye-opener. Hey, Nani, where are you talking about people doing this for a living? Do they take the carvings?”
Nani looked at the carving master in surprise: "Meow, are you okay?"
"Hey! Why is Diao Ye not good? Back then, Diao Ye and I were all over the Monster Beast Mountain, and I had a great reputation. Diao Ye is a real eagle, a real male. Look at this video and the pictures, where are you? It can be compared with Master Diao."
Nani meowed: "Meow, Master Diao, you really admire me, meow, but you are not human, meow."
Master Diao said with emotion: "Hey, hateful."
"Meow, what do you hate?"
"It's a pity that I didn't seriously cultivate Master Diao back then. If I could transform into a human form, such a good opportunity, how could I miss Master Diao?"
The spirit sword was floating in mid-air, a bird and a cat in front were chatting and watching the indescribable video, while Ye Ling was behind, with black lines all over his head and the corners of his mouth twitching.
These two fucking pets are about to become smart, how long have you been out, and you're actually watching this kind of video?
Ye Ling had already started to roll up his sleeves, and was about to beat him to death.
Nani and Diaoye didn't notice Ye Ling's approach.
"Meow, this big female cat doesn't change her posture, meow, it's so boring, meow."
Master Diao glanced at it: "Your eyes are bigger than mine."
"Nani's eyes are really good, Mr. Diao, you almost got into them."
"Hehe, Mr. Diao, I have never seen such a big storm. I am just curious, Mr. Diao, to study and study."
Suddenly, one bird and one cat felt as if there was a figure behind them.
"Research? What the hell, I'm going to the kitchen to make dinner. How long have you guys been here to study this?"
Ye Ling's sleeves were completely rolled up.
Nani was startled, turned his head and said pitifully, "Meow, master, it's not my fault, it's the Diaoye who wanted to see meow on his own initiative, Nani just wanted to appreciate it by the way, meow, it has nothing to do with Nani."
The next moment, Nani was grabbed by Ye Ling and beat him up.
"Nothing to do with you?"
"Meow!"
Nani called out.
"it's not your fault?"
"Meow!"
Nani struggled.
And Ye Ling rubbed his hands frantically.
"You thief cat."
Master Diao was on the side, watching Nani being rubbed by Ye Ling's hands until he nearly passed out.
Not long after, Master Diao saw Ye Ling looking at him, and his heart tightened.
"Brother, I know I'm wrong, I'll do it myself."
The next moment, Master Diao didn't move at all, as if he had passed away, he stood on the table and fell backwards, directly falling to the ground.
But Ye Ling didn't intend to let Diao Ye off.
The next moment, I saw Master Diao howling.
"Brother, brother, I was wrong, don't step on my neck, it's broken, it's broken!"
"Brother, don't pluck my feathers, how can I pick up girls in the future!"
After being tortured, Master Diao was also out of breath.
"You two, you are not allowed to watch this kind of thing in the future, you know? Especially Nani, you are underage."
"Meow," Nani said full of grievances, "Nani is an adult, and in our family, it only takes eight months to become an adult."
"That's right, Master Diao, I am also an adult, Master Diao, I have traveled all over the world for dozens of years."
A black line appeared on Su Chen's forehead.
"Anyway, don't watch it. What if Bai Rou from next door comes over again? Wouldn't my reputation be ruined? If you two dare to let me come for this kind of scapegoat, let me see if I won't beat you to death."
Nani said cutely: "Master, why are we willing to let you take the blame? Meow, don't worry, we will play games."
"That still makes sense."
Ye Ling was back to work in the kitchen again, Nani leaned closer: "Meow, it's okay, Nani will teach you how to play the game, there are many big cats in the game meow."
"Row."
Not long after, Lord Diao directly enlarged his body and sat on the chair. His left wing was placed on the keyboard, and his right wing was placed on the mouse. The tips of the wings were extremely flexible, just like human fingers.
"This game is very fun, oh meow."
Master Diao chuckled: "Let Master Diao try."
On the screen of the notebook is Summoner's Canyon, which is the League of Legends game. Master Diao only played for a while, and quickly mastered the elements and gameplay of the game.
"Yes, this game is very fun."
Master Diao was very satisfied.
Afterwards, Nani began to take Master Diao to visit the Post Bar.
"Meow, there is a lot of information in the notebook, remember to search it yourself, meow."
On Ye Ling's side, lunch is almost ready.
"Okay, let's eat."
Ye Ling returned to the bedroom, only to see a big eagle sitting on a chair, concentrating on typing on the keyboard, and the picture was Summoner's Canyon.
Not bad, just play games?
Ye Ling walked over curiously and took a look. He thought that Lord Diao was playing a serious game, but he never thought that he was hooking up with girls in the chat box.
"How about it, sister, did you see what I did just now?"
The words of Diao Ye are full of pride, and his ID is even more simple and domineering: eat me big eagle!
In the chat box of the game's public screen, there is also a female player's reply.
"It's amazing, even got 5 kills, little brother, you are awesome."
Master Diao snorted: "That's right, Lord Diao didn't call you for nothing. How about it, do you want Master Diao to take you in a row?"
"Yeah."
The girl is very happy.
But Master Diao typed quickly: "Take a line with me, it's not a dream to hit the ground running."
Ye Ling almost vomited blood when he saw it, but when he turned his head, he found that Nani was also browsing the post bar, pressing his paws on the keyboard, typing quickly.
"Miss, Z? KKP?"
Ye Ling almost vomited blood.
(End of this chapter)
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