Poison doctor and crazy concubine: Please respect yourself, evil king

Chapter 23 Nosebleed

The next day, General Ye's Mansion.

When I got home in the middle of the night last night, Ye Lan fell directly on the bed and fell asleep. The children are quite worry-free.

The sun shone on his face, and it was so warm and uncomfortable.

dong dong dong-

There was a knock on the door, and the voice of the child Wang Xiaohan came to his ears.

"Hey, someone is looking for trouble."

"What?"

Getting up in a daze, Ye Lan simply washed her face with cold water and smashed her messy hair into a ponytail.

"Who's looking for trouble?"

Yawning, Ye Lan, who walked out of the room, looked at Xiao Han with an expression on his face that I don't know, and looked at himself. This child is clearly only eight years old, so it feels like he has lived seven years and 81 years old.

Stretching out his hand, a pair of magic claws grabbed Xiao Han's little face, which was soft and full of touch.

"Let go, you're not allowed to hold your cheeks anymore, men and women can't kiss each other."

"Do men and women give or take kisses?"

Ye Lan was really happy when Xiao Han said that a man and a woman are not close to each other.

Before Xiao Han realized that something was wrong, he turned around and wanted to run, Ye Lan grabbed the little guy and hugged him in his arms, kissing his little face vigorously, like a female bandit.

"You let me go, let me go."

The little boy's cheeks were red up to the ears, but he couldn't stand Ye Lan's brute force and could only let her bully him.

Ye Lan burst out laughing with that face of being robbed of her virginity, but Xiao Han really bit his lip and looked at the laughing woman solemnly.

Enough kissing, enough trouble, Ye Lan also let go of Xiao Han, only then remembered what he said just now that someone came to make trouble.

"Where is the trouble?"

"Hmph, the door."

She turned her head arrogantly, not knowing whether to be angry or shy.

"Ask Xiaofei to dress Xiaomu and the others, and I will take you to eat delicious food later."

After a word of instruction, Ye Lan came to the gate of General Ye's mansion, and the moment he opened the door, he saw a dozen people standing in front of the gate.

Nangong Ruyu stood at the head of a dozen servants in gray gowns with an angry expression on his face.

"Ye Lan, you are finally willing to get out."

The gate of the General's Mansion was slightly opened, and Ye Lan stretched out her head to look at Nangong Ruyu and a group of guards who were blocking the gate of the General's Mansion.

Is this woman mentally ill or mentally disabled, whether hereditary genes are congenital defects?

"I said Miss Nangong, don't you have a lot of appearances once a day? I think you are already visually tired from watching."

It appeared three times in just four days, those who knew Nangong Ruyu came to find fault, those who didn't know thought this sister had some special hobbies.

what! ~
Ye Lan was so disgusted by her own thoughts that she felt hairy all over her body.

"Nangong Ruyu, let me advise you, don't rush up like a fool when you have nothing to do, and discuss it with your father when you leave the house. Don't even know how you died. How could Nangong Shilang give birth to you? Such a young lady with insufficient IQ, could it be that she belongs to the old Wang next door?"

Of course Nangong Ruyu didn't know what the old Wang next door meant, but she could figure out that this sentence was not a good one.

"Ye Lan, if you have the guts, just repeat what you just said, believe it or not, Miss Ben will kill you."

"Hey!"

With a sigh, Ye Lan walked out of the gate of General Ye's mansion, and the guards backed up a few steps when they saw Ye Lan coming out.

Scenes echoed in front of them the day before yesterday. This girl is not ordinary tough. Even if the second prince was present, she would have dealt with the two guards neatly and ruthlessly, not to mention their small fish and shrimps. If the eldest lady did not force them to come, they would That's why I wouldn't come to Ye Mansion early in the morning to make trouble.

"Nangong Ruyu."

Ye Lan called Nangong Ruyu's name, a pair of deep blue eyes like the ocean were full of mocking smiles.

"A person like you can't survive two episodes in a TV series."

Too lazy to talk to Nangong Ruyu, but at this time, Xiao Han and Xiaolian walked out of General Ye's mansion with a few children, and eight children came to Ye Lan holding hands in twos and threes.

"Big sister, who is she?"

"A side character who can't survive two episodes, let's go, my sister will take you to eat delicious food."

No longer talking to Nangong Ruyu, Ye Lan walked in front, and the eight children followed and disappeared on the street.

And Nangong Ruyu, who was ignored and left in place, looked at Ye Lan with distorted eyes.

"Okay, Ye Lan, you wait for this lady, and this lady will definitely tear your body into pieces."

Over there, Nangong Ruyu spoke harsh words, while Ye Lan and her eight children came to the largest tavern in Qindu.

Asking about the taste of food from a long distance, Ye Lan, who hasn't had a serious meal of food since time travel, is so hungry.

She has high requirements for food, and if it wasn't for lack of money, she wouldn't be able to eat Jajiangmian to satisfy her hunger.

But it's different now, she is a local tyrant with gold tickets and silver tickets, and the first thing she does is to take her eight children to a good meal.

"Open the way, order whatever you want to eat, sister, I'll treat you today."

"Where did you get the money?"

Seeing a table full of delicacies, Xiao Mu and Xiao Lian ate a chicken leg in her left hand and a duck leg in her right hand, but Xiao Han did not move a piece, frowning and staring at Ye Lan, as if wanting to know the origin of the money .

"Son, I find you are not cute at all. I really doubt that your eight-year-old body hides an 80-year-old heart."

Glancing at Xiao Han, Ye Lan put a chicken leg in the bowl in front of Xiao Han's little friend.

"Don't worry, although my sister is not very reliable, the source of the money is absolutely fair."

With Ye Lan's repeated assurances, Xiao Han started to eat.

After all, it is a child, no matter how old you are, you can't resist the nature of a child.

When eating a meal, an adult and eight children have only one feeling.

support!
"Xiao Fei, what are you looking at?"

Ye Lan followed Xiao Fei's gaze, and seemed to understand Xiao Fei's thoughts when she saw the items on the street stall.

"Sister Ye, there are too few bowls and chopsticks at home, do you want to buy some bowls, chopsticks and plates?"

"Good proposal."

"I also need to buy some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar."

"it is good."

"And onion, ginger and garlic."

"can."

In the 21st century, since the death of her master, she can be said to be a widow. She only needs one card to solve her basic necessities, and she doesn't have to worry about it at all.

But when you come to the Great Qin Kingdom in a different time and space, you have to do everything by yourself, from a group fight to a grain of rice, everything has to be considered.

Not to mention the need to take care of the lives of eight children, which made Ye Lan feel both troublesome and fulfilling.

After making arrangements for the eight children, she still has to leave Qindu.

"Let's go, let's go do some business with my sister."

Headed by Ye Lan, eight children followed her, and a group of nine people rushed into the stall street, and when they came out, everyone was carrying pots, pans, onions, ginger, garlic, etc. Supplies and vegetable seasoning and the like.

But just when the nine were about to go back to the mansion, the black-faced bodyguard Zhu Yang of the Seventh Prince's Mansion appeared in front of Ye Lan again, blocking the way of the nine.

"Miss Ye."

"kindness?"

Frowning slightly, Ye Lan looked up and down the man in front of him, what is this guy going to do.

"The lord didn't eat in the morning, presumably he wanted to eat the meal cooked by the girl himself, so I asked the girl to come over to the mansion."

"Oh!"

Ye Lan had a clear expression on her face, it turned out that she was going to be a cook in the palace.

"Don't go!"

After categorically rejecting Zhuyang, Ye Lan took the nine children and walked towards General Ye's mansion.

"Miss Ye, the prince is in good health recently, he can eat some food made by Miss Ye, and I will trouble you to go to the house."

Zhuiyang once again stepped forward to block Ye Lan's way, as if if you don't go, I will tie you up.

"100 taels of silver, pay with one hand and deliver with the other, otherwise we won't talk about it."

It's a joke, if she is asked to cook, she will obediently go, she, Ye Lan, is also dignified, okay?

The 100 taels of silver was just an excuse, but who would have thought that when Zhuiyang really took out the 100 taels of silver and put it in Ye Lan's hands, Ye Lan was a little confused!

"Miss Ye, here are 100 taels of silver, please enter the house."

Looking at the 100 tael bank note in her hand, Ye Lan frowned slightly, wanting to refuse, but firstly, the matter had already been spoken out, and secondly, she couldn't get along with the money, and now is the time to spend money.

Isn't it just cooking, what's the big deal.

"Okay, but big man, you have to promise me one thing."

Ye Lan took off all the pots and pans on her body, still in Zhuyang's arms, and pointed to a group of youngsters behind her.

"Until I come back, you will be responsible for the safety and meal kits of eight children, and play with them."

"..."

Zhuyang looked at the pot and the bowl in his arms, looked up again at the eight pairs of blinking eyes looking at him, and gritted his teeth in response.

"it is good!"

For the sake of the master, taking care of eight children is nothing.

"Xiao Han, sister will come back as soon as she goes, you must be obedient."

Before leaving, Ye Lan gave Xiao Han an expression that you understand, and the shrewd little friend Xiao Han naturally received the message from Ye Lan's eyes, and returned a look of reassurance.

And Zhuyang didn't know what the ending would be waiting for him.

Seven Princes' Mansion, kitchen.

Clinking and busy, Ye Lan went straight to the kitchen when she came to the Seventh Prince's Mansion. The cooks in the kitchen stepped aside to help when they saw Ye Lan, for fear of delaying the prince's meal.

"Miss Ye, what kind of dish did you cook? It smells so good."

"you know me?"

The cutter in her hand didn't stop, Ye Lan raised her head and glanced at the chubby cook, making sure that she had never seen this woman before.

"Last night when the girl was cooking for the prince, the old woman took a look at the girl. Miss Ye's knife skills are really good, and she is a virtuous woman at first glance."

The woman smiled kindly, and treated Ye Lan politely, after all, Ye Lan's identity was there, and besides, she felt that this girl had a kind face, unlike those Yingyingyanyans who came here with a purpose.

But from Ye Lan's point of view, the woman really couldn't stand her praise.

Can she say that besides inheriting her master's culinary skills, what she is best at is dissecting the human body?

The word virtuous has nothing to do with her at all.

From time to time, a meal is ready.

Simple four side dishes served with a bowl of rice porridge and a steamed dumpling just out of the pan.

Looking at the steamed dumplings with a tempting aroma on the plate, Ye Lan drools, really wanting to take a bite, but she finally held back.

dong dong dong-

"My lord, I'm here to bring you food."

The cook and the guards were supposed to do the food delivery, but for some reason, when the guards saw her, it was like seeing a plague god.

Does she look so scary?
"Come in."

creak-

Ye Lan pushed the door in with the dinner plate in one hand, but when she opened the door, a certain woman was stunned.

The sunlight came in through the gap in the door, and a group of men in white robes stood not far away, with black silk and long hair pouring down, their perfect profiles were facing Ye Lan, their beauty was breathtaking.

The figure with the golden ratio is clearly layered against the white robe. The open chest reveals the six-pack abs. Looking down along the abs, the looming mermaid line appears in front of Ye Lan.

(End of this chapter)