Yin marriage stays together: the chaebol's husband is a ghost

Chapter 108 Head Elevators

Ghost sunscreen?

Ning Luo was shocked, but she has already seen ghosts in the world, and now she hears that ghosts use sunscreen, she already completely believes that there is something real, but she can't imagine what preparation it will use, so she asked: " Master, how do you prepare this? You don’t want to use something from the dead, do you?”

"You girl is really smart, you are extremely talented, you can do it at any point." Liu Jiansu looked relieved.

But Ning Luo didn't have the slightest sense of pride, but a pair of beautiful eyes stared round and big, thinking that he wouldn't use some dead oil to make sunscreen, right?This thing is for Bei Minggu, if it is really made of dead oil, she will be three feet away from Bei Minggu in the future...

"Guess what it is." Still guessing in her mind, Liu Jiansu raised the sealed brown bottle in his hand and explained proudly, "This is to soak the dead in corpse water for 49 days. , and then take out the five internal organs of the dead body, filter the intestinal juice, bile, stomach juice, etc., and store the things obtained for 10 years in the wetland, which is extremely cloudy."

"Master, you, you, you, you mean, what's in it are... the intestinal juice, bile, and stomach juice of dead people?" Ning Luo pointed to the sealed brown bottle in shock, his hands almost trembling stand up.

Do you want to be so disgusting!So superb!
People die when they die, and they have to soak the dead in the corpse water, then take out the five internal organs, squeeze the intestines, bile, and stomach juice... How many dead bodies have to be soaked in such a big bottle to collect it?
Master, did you do such a wicked thing?Seeing that you look so innocent, you don't look like that at all!
"Yes, there are five viscera juices from 100 dead bodies inside. Because it is extremely cloudy, it can filter out ultraviolet rays, visible light, and infrared rays in sunlight very well, and especially has a double resistance to UVA and UVB in ultraviolet rays. , to neutralize the sun's heat from burning the skin..."

Liu Jiansu was still talking, but when Ning Luo heard the 100 dead bodies, she couldn't control a strong urge to vomit, took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and tried her best to suppress that urge.

Seeing her suffering, Liu Jiansu couldn't help feeling distressed, but felt that she had to overcome this kind of heart, after all, she would have to face Bei Minggu who wiped the juice of the dead's internal organs every day in the future.

So he was ruthless, changed the tone of the conversation, and began to preach, "There is nothing disgusting about this thing, it is just something in the internal organs of a dead person. If you think about it in another way, Bei Minggu is also a dead body. If he is also soaked After 49 days in the corpse water, I took out the internal organs, squeezed out the intestinal juice, bile, and stomach juice, and it became the contents of this bottle..."

"You are my master, no matter how frightened my apprentice is, I will do my best to overcome this fear for the sake of you, master!" Ning Luo hurriedly sank into his dantian to suppress the feeling of vomiting, and interrupted Willow proudly Jane Su's words.

Let's go on, let her get along with Bei Minggu happily in the future!

"Well, you are right to have this kind of determination." Liu Jiansu was relieved again, "You fell in love with a dead body, and you have to overcome all kinds of impossible psychological obstacles."

"Heh...hehe..." Ning Luo gritted his teeth and smiled wryly, thinking that if the old lady could get rid of Bei Minggu, she would have run faster than a rabbit, so that she would not fall in love with a dead body. A big adventure in love is really not acceptable to any girl!
It's enough to have to endure such a disgusting thing now!
"What are you thinking, girl? The laboratory is on the third floor, follow me quickly." Liu Jiansu took the things and walked to the door, seeing Ning Luo still in the room, she called out to her.

"Oh..." Ning Luo quickly regained his composure, trotted after Liu Jiansu, and asked, "Master, are you the one who soaked 100 corpses in the corpse water?"

"Master wouldn't do such a wicked thing." Liu Jiansu said disdainfully.

"Then..." Ning Luo pointed to the sealed brown bottle in his hand, "Where did you get this thing?"

"Ten years ago, I bought it from an expert for 10 yuan."

98?

Wow, this thing is so expensive!
But why is it 98 instead of 100 million integers?But these questions just flashed through Ning Luo's mind, and she was more concerned about the authenticity of this product, "Master, how do you know this product is genuine? If it is fake, the sunscreen made out Ineffective, Bei Minggu will be burned by the sun if he goes out!"

"Master knows the goods, of course, otherwise, how could he spend all his money and almost pawn all his clothes until he only wore a pair of underpants, just to collect 98 yuan to buy this bottle." This girl is full of concern for that brat , It's really a girl who doesn't want to stay!

The corner of Ning Luo's mouth twitched. Would you like to say it so badly? Your old man still has a house in Rongjia Village. Who would believe that you almost wore only a pair of underpants!

"Master, if you were so pawned back then that you only wore a pair of underpants, you would definitely not be single now." Ning Luo said seriously.

"Why?" Liu Jiansu didn't understand.

"Master, look at your chest muscles, your abdominal muscles, and your head muscles..." Ning Luo patted Liu Jiansu's chest and abdomen, and looked around his crotch. He just smiled a little obscenely, "My disciple, if I was born 10 years earlier, I would not be able to resist throwing you down, Master! Your charm, if you dared to show your underwear back then, and wanted to be single, women, children, old and young would not let you go!" Woolen cloth!"

Is it a new Internet term?Or the newly named anatomy?
Hey, it seems that I am really old, and my knowledge can't keep up with these young people!This is the so-called generation gap!
"Uh..." Just now, the word "head-lifting muscle" slipped out of her mouth just now. In fact, she didn't dare to tease Master at all. She respected Master, and the sky can see it!
Unable to explain, Ning Luo had no choice but to quickly say: "Master, let's go to work quickly!" Then he quickened his pace and climbed upstairs, choosing to run away.

Unfortunately, Lu Xie was whistling, with his hands in his pockets, and just happened to be walking down the stairs, and his body leaned to block her way. Chicken, or touched the dog?"

Ning Luo ignored him and turned to the left.

Lu Xie blocks to the left!

right side.

Deer evil block right!

After going back and forth several times, Ning Luo's lungs were inflated, and he was about to explode!

However, Lu Xie smiled so suavely, and suddenly put his face close to her ear, lowered his voice to tease and threaten, and more threats, "Or are you talking about being cowardly, planning to sneak your master?! If you dare to cuckold Lao Gu, I will peel you off and make you into a human skin hat!"

Peel it into a hat?You have seen too much of the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty!Ning Luo glared at him hard, and seeing the irresistible eyes of this Mr. Lu who specializes in teasing women from a good family, she simply "Pooh" and spit on his face, "I'm sick! Diving! You dived the bed board where you slept last night!"

Lu Xie didn't have time to dodge, so he closed his eyes suddenly, and immediately felt a coolness on his cheeks, and when he wiped it with his hands, it was all wet. Fortunately, this girl didn't have bad breath, otherwise he would have passed out on the stairs on the spot.

"Bitch!" Damn, this stinky girl actually finished spitting on him, and even called him a bastard with her ass!
It is amazing to be able to write with the butt!Lu Xie's little heart felt uncomfortable, but the other party was Lao Gu's woman. He couldn't touch anyone he couldn't beat, so he had to endure these two dumb losses, and shouted at Ning Luo's back: "Hey, speak civilly and you will die!" what!"

Ning Luo turned around and made a face at him. After abusing someone early in the morning, she felt very beautiful in an instant, and even had the strength to climb the stairs. "Bang bang bang" climbed up very happily.

Lu Xie's mood was gray, and he turned his head and greeted Liu Jiansu feebly, "Good morning, Mr. Liu!"

"Mmm, morning." Liu Jiansu snorted through her nostrils.

Lu Xie frowned, why did he feel like he owed Mr. Liu a lot of money? "Sir, why do I feel that you like that girl Ning Luo very much?" Just as Liu Jiansu was about to pass by him, Lu Xie asked suddenly.

"Is there something wrong with your eyes, Mr. Lu? You can't see such an obvious thing, so you have to use your senses?" Liu Jiansu asked back in a hurry. When Lu Xie was dumbfounded, he asked again, "Is this raised head muscle Which part of the body, Mr. Lu should know these new academic names, or Internet words?"

By his answer, is he admitting that he really likes Lao Gu's woman?

Lu Xie suddenly felt that the situation was a bit serious, and cursed inwardly for being old and immortal, and then sneered, "Sir, your raised head muscles are old, have they been useless for more than ten or twenty years? Maybe they're all rusted!" You good apprentice, I just made fun of you just now, if you want to prove that the sword is not old, quickly find a woman to fall in love with, your kind... you should find the kind of wetland that has been reclaimed and plowed early, and grind it up It’s easy! Young girl, it’s good, but I’m afraid you won’t be able to plow!”

After finishing speaking, he gave Liu Jiansu a contemptuous look, hugged his chest, and went downstairs in high spirits!

Looking at Lu Xie's back, Liu Jiansu couldn't help laughing, "This kid is really interesting, for his brother Bei Minggu, he's starting to come to fight against me, but it's a pity that he's too smart and thinks too much!"

(End of this chapter)