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Chapter 88

Hearing what she said, Li Yue choked up a mouthful of blood in his throat.

"Bah, anyone can say that about me, but you Xia Han can't. Why do you despise me with your IQ!"

Li Yue said angrily, his face was full of contempt for her, but the two of them were not face to face, and there was a mobile phone between them, so they couldn't see them at all.

Even if he turned his face away, Xia Han couldn't see it.

"You're right, my IQ is indeed not high." Xia Han replied to him very calmly.

This time it was Li Yue who was stunned. He never expected Xia Han to answer such a sentence.

Although Xia Han has self-knowledge and will tell others that she is mentally retarded when she does something wrong, she has never admitted that she is stupider than Li Yue.

After all, in her eyes, in terms of IQ, Li Yue is the one who should be crushed and belongs to the bottom of the food chain.

No matter how mentally handicapped she is, she is still a figure above Li Yue.

"You have finally recognized the reality. You just have a lower IQ than me." Li Yue immediately regained his confidence, and snorted coldly, as if he had caught some important handle on Xia Han, and his mood changed for the better. Not a lot.

"I admit that my IQ is not high, but I must be higher than you. I have a strong basis, which is more professional than expert certification."

"Damn, you're starting to fool me again. Tell me what basis you have. Don't talk about those useless things, such as you can have children and I can't. You want to be all men."

Li Yue spat at the phone again, probably if Xia Han stood in front of him, he would be sprayed all over his face.

After all, Li Yue is an emotional person. He sat on the sofa at home with Erlang's legs crossed, as if he wanted to listen to Xia Han's nonsense.

"You can think of such things as having a baby. You still don't believe that you are mentally retarded. Let me just say one thing. I got Baby Yu, can you get him?"

Xia Han was half lying on the bed, and she also raised one leg, looking completely enjoying it.

It's just that she doesn't want to get up at all now, the main reason is that there is still some pain in her sprained ankle, and she probably won't be able to go out today.

She must strengthen her body, and in the future, if those blind scum want to sleep with her, she will just do a trick to tease her legs and make them lose their children and grandchildren.

Not only will I not be able to sleep with her in the future, men, women, cats and dogs will not be able to sleep with me, and I will enter the time of abstinence from then on.

Of course, if those scumbags have no morals, they can't sleep with others after flirting their legs, but they can still be slept with.

Xia Han is a person with a terrible divergent thinking, and she can usually get a glimpse of it when chatting with her.

Now she is on the phone with Li Yue, and she can think a lot of things in a mess.

"Wait, what are you talking about? You've found God Chu, and you're both asleep? When? I haven't heard from you before. Could it be just last night?"

Li Yue was a little messed up in the wind, and he shouted at the top of his voice.

Fortunately, he was still at home today and did not go to the company to report, otherwise, if he shouted loudly, all the villages would know that Xia Han was having an affair with Chu Yu.

"Does he sleep while lying on me and kissing me?" Xia Han replied calmly.

But when she said this, her articulation was a little unclear, as if something was stuffed in her mouth.

"Fuck, you have no morals, can you stop talking about it in such detail? Did you sleep or not?"

"If you're talking about taking off your clothes and rolling around, it's not true." Along with her speech, Li Yue vaguely heard her chewing something in her mouth.

The "crunching" made people's ears uncomfortable, and Li Yue let out a long sigh of relief.

"Let me tell you, a man doesn't have a good thing, and he doesn't know how to cherish it if he eats it. You give me a good appetite for him, or you will be easily injured."

At this time, Li Yue thought carefully for Xia Han, fearing that Xia Han would be wronged.

After all, Chu Yu's current status is so high, and he has been in the circle for so long, I'm afraid his appetite will grow when he grows up.

Xia Han is still a young actress on the rise, she seems to have a lot of fans, and they respond to everyone, but in fact, as long as she is left in the cold for half a year, there are very few people who remember who she is.

This circle is so cruel, especially the actor who has achieved a lot, falls in love with Xiao Huadan who has just made a debut. This is an unequal love.

If it is said that it will end well, everything is easy to talk about, if Xia Han suffers any grievances, she can only hold back, after all, she can't beat the old fox Chu Yu with this level of skill.

"Isn't Yu Baobao your male god? Why do you doubt his character so much now?"

Xia Han frowned slightly, really not understanding how Li Yue could change his face so quickly.

If Xia Han had said something bad about Chu Yu in front of Li Yue before, it would have been like lighting a powder keg, and he would definitely not let her go.

But this time, when Xia Han told Li Yue that she was with Chu Yu, Li Yue was surprised at first, and then reminded her to be careful.

"It's different. I'm a man, so of course I understand men. When a man is the idol of a fan girl, he's completely different from when he's a boyfriend. When chasing someone or falling in love, that's fine, but once If you are unhappy and will break up, you will probably change your appearance from head to toe, like a stranger."

Li Yue smacked his mouth, his face was full of disapproving expressions, obviously he still knew the bad nature of some men very well.

Of course, the main reason is that he is also a man, and he knows how cold and irreversible a man is when he wants to be ruthless.

"Well, you're right. Whoever loves more will be hurt more."

Xia Han nodded, but her attitude seemed casual.

"Tsk, what have you been eating since just now, have you been babbling, eating shit?"

Li Yue endured her for a long time, thinking that Xia Han loves to eat snacks, so he finally rested at home without filming, so he let it go.

But Xia Han's eating posture is completely endless. After eating one pack, there will be another pack. I don't know when it will end.

"You guessed it right, I'm eating shit."

Xia Han answered him very calmly, and when Li Yue heard her answer, he almost choked on his saliva.

"Xia Han, can you stop disgusting me? After eating shit, how can you kiss the male god and let him eat shit with you, how shameless?"

Xia Han cut out: "It was bought by Quanquan for me. She said that she liked to eat this food when she was a child. It is sour. The common name is mouse feces, and the scientific name is Chenpi Luo Han Guo. One mouthful will make the saliva sour. down."

She explained to Li Yue carefully, and returned the common name and scientific name, which sounded very tall.

"Sister, you just eat a spicy chicken candy, and you drag me for a long time. That thing is what children like to eat, it's not clean."

Li Yue interrupted her impatiently, obviously not interested in what she said.

"Bah, you are a spicy chicken, you are a spicy chicken. Dare to say that my sugar is a spicy chicken, fat and fat, you have become bolder!"

Xia Han immediately sat up from the bed. If Li Yue stood in front of her, she would definitely lift her foot and step on his face.

It is a matter of principle that nothing can be said about her snacks, and her snacks must not be tarnished.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, your mouse shit is awesome, it tastes super good."

"Originally, it's appetizing and spleen-invigorating!"

Xia Han snorted softly, and only when Li Yue changed his mind did he let him go.

"It's more than appetizing and invigorating the spleen. It's simply a panacea. Clairvoyance and wind ears are just a matter of minutes!"

Li Yue pouted immediately, following her tone of exaggeration.

"Fuck off, will you tell me I'm mentally retarded next time? I can catch Baby Yu. He confesses his love to me eighty times a day, and he loves me so much that he can't help himself. Our baby Yu is handsome and caring. People like it. Tsk tsk, you are also a man, you are not only inferior to Yu Baobao not only in appearance and figure, but also in your shrunken IQ."

Xia Han shouted angrily, obviously a little bit annoyed.

This is definitely something she can't bear. Their baby fish is so good, Li Yue doesn't understand anything at all, so he dares to talk nonsense.

"Okay, as long as you're happy. Since you're still alive and well, I don't worry. The company just called me and asked me to go over. They probably want to train me again. They may call you over later, Give you a mental preparation."

When Xia Han heard the word "company", she immediately frowned. It was obvious that she didn't like MN very much.

Anyone who is forced to unspoken rules will not be happy.

And that night Mr. Yu was too ugly, Xia Han was a dog, she definitely couldn't sleep with a man with such a wretched appearance, fat head and big ears, it felt like hugging a pig.

Thinking of the picture of sleeping with a pig in her arms, Xia Han shivered uncontrollably. It was too scary, and she couldn't stand it.

"Can I not go? There are almost no good-looking people in the company's board of directors. Even if the overbearing president is old, he is still very personable. It’s too much, gathering all the wretched middle-aged and old men together, it’s really eye-catching!”

Xia Han especially likes to use these online vocabulary recently, sometimes she would rather say a sentence that is not standard, but also use all the online vocabulary.

"No, let's show your face. You beat people up, so you have to think about the consequences. After the fight last night, you said with pride that you would let these people taste the consequences of failure, but now you are Cowardly, then what did you do at the beginning?"

Li Yue was about to vomit blood from her anger, and Xia Han had the ability to make him vomit blood countless times for the same thing.

And he was still struggling with this kind of thing over and over again, and if he didn't mention it once, it would make him half-dead with anger.

"Okay, I'll think about it when they let me go."

Xia Han reluctantly agreed, but she was also very reluctant to hear her tone, as if she was looking for an excuse to escape at any time.

Li Yue had a serious face, not knowing what to say anymore.

"Go eat your rat shit, I'm so angry with you that my liver hurts, if I talk to you a few more words, I'm going to explode."

In the end, Li Yue was so angry that he directly hung up the phone, afraid that he would really go through the phone to beat someone after listening to Xia Han's nonsense.

(End of this chapter)