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Chapter 92 Boyfriend Loves You

Xia Han's body was flushed red, obviously steamed by the heat, but she couldn't care less, so she took Chu Yu to take her to eat after changing her clothes.

When it came to eating, Chu Yu's status naturally fell again. Xia Han only had food in his eyes, so where was he? Even if he was Xia Han's boyfriend, it was useless.

"This tofu is delicious."

"This pork ribs in sauce is delicious."

"This one……"

Xia Han tasted every dish on the table, and then said the same thing, obviously she thought all the dishes on the table were delicious.

Hearing this comment, Chu Yu was almost physically and mentally exhausted, because in Xia Han's eyes, he really didn't find a trace of his status.

"Boyfriend is delicious too." Chu Yu turned his head, saw that she wanted to say something delicious again, and immediately interrupted such a sentence loudly.

Xia Han closed her mouth, glanced at him, and said in a low voice, "I haven't eaten it, I don't know the taste."

"I took off all my clothes just now, who do you blame for not eating?"

Chu Yu also followed her example, with a straight face and an extremely serious expression.

Xia Han opened his mouth, but couldn't hold back any words in the end.

Facts have proved that compared with Chu Yu, an old driver, Xia Han is still willing to bow down, after all, she is really embarrassed.

"Because you don't look delicious!" Finally she roared a little angrily.

Chu Yu was so amused by her angry look that she couldn't help but reached out and patted her on the shoulder.

"You'll know when you try it next time, my boyfriend is delicious."

Seeing his confident expression, Xia Han couldn't help curling her lips.

"self boasting."

After the two quarreled, Xia Han really restrained her habit of praising everything and ate quietly.

However, she seemed to be indignant that she hadn't mentioned Chu Yu just now, and she was holding a mobile phone to send messages to others, as if she was asking for help.

Chu Yu glanced at it out of the corner of her eye and found that it was a circle, so she ignored her.

Anyway, Quanquan is her own person, and she has to get her salary from her, so no matter what idea she makes, she has to be on his side.

Chu Yu is extremely confident now, but Xia Han didn't want to make a fool of himself, but told her about something he was more concerned about just now.

——Quanquan, what does it mean to rub babies together?
——Holy shit, Xia Han, do you want to do this?She drove as soon as she arrived without notifying her, she deserves to be a filthy woman.

Xia Han looked at her answer with a strange look on her face.

——Is this dirty?
When she saw Chu Yu talking about masturbating her baby before, she looked a little off, and told her not to tell others about masturbating her baby, so she kept it in mind.

Originally, I didn't intend to ask the circle now, but who made Chu Yu offend her just now, she must ask clearly, if there is something wrong, she can fight back, but I didn't expect that there was a problem.

——What do you think it means?
The circle continued to send messages.

——It means stroking each other's heads.

——Hahaha, don't be funny, it means jiggling each other.

——Hey, hey, I'm a fairy and you insist on forcing me to write such dirty words. Which idiot told you that mutual stroking means stroking your hair.

The circle over there was laughing at Xia Han to his heart's content, obviously feeling speechless for her casual cronies.

——Xia Xia, there are too many bad guys these days, Zhihu has them all on Douban, deliberately misinterpreting your silly worldview.

——Some people ridicule with good intentions, some people just despise viciously, don't take what that idiot said seriously.

Seeing that the ridicule on the other side seemed endless, Xia Han decided to shut her up.

——It was Yu Baobao who explained it to me, and he even touched my hair.

After she sent these words, the circle suddenly became dead silent.

——Xia Han, you are going to kill me, you have turned bad, and even tempted me to speak ill of my boss, TAT
After 1 minute, Quanquan sent a message to accuse her, and begged her not to tell Chu Yu.

"Baby Yu, you are a liar, a big liar!"

Xia Han put down her phone and ignored her, but put down her chopsticks and yelled at Chu Yu.

Chu Yu, who was about to send a message to spy on the enemy, was confused by her sudden accusation.

"Why did I lie to you?" Seeing that she had put down her chopsticks, Chu Yu suddenly felt that the matter was very serious.

How big is it for a foodie to put down his chopsticks when facing a table of dishes, it should be bigger than the sky.

"What did you mean when you said that you had sex with each other? I just asked, and it didn't mean that at all."

Xia Han raised her chin lightly, as if despising him.

Chu Yu originally thought it was a big deal, but when she heard her say that, she couldn't help but cry.

"It doesn't mean that, what does that mean, can you explain it to me?"

Xia Han slapped his mouth and wanted to speak, but he closed his mouth suddenly, as if there was something unspeakable.

"Bah, if you want me to drive, I won't be fooled by you!"

After all, Chu Yu is the film king, so when he really wanted to act, he would definitely take the fake as real, not to mention that he had to work harder now when he was coaxing his girlfriend, otherwise the girlfriend would be angry, and he would be the one who didn't like it.

"I really don't know what you mean? What's more, this kind of word has no fixed meaning. Chinese is very broad and profound. Sometimes the same word can be used in both positive and derogatory senses. The calabash baby I understand is It means shaking each other's heads."

Chu Yu immediately turned into a scholar. If he had a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, he might look more like an expert.

But even without the glasses, he looked very cultured at the moment, looking very much like a high-level intellectual.

Xia Han had a half-believing expression on his face, obviously still not convinced.

"I don't know if you have read the news. A man picked up an inflatable doll. He had never seen this thing before. He thought it was a god. He worshiped it every day and put clean clothes on her. You see it in the pure heart In the eyes of people, everything in this world is pure. Only when there is a devil in your heart can you see the devil in your eyes. Only when you have lust/love in your heart can you see sex/love in your eyes. I am a person with a pure heart, so I understand this word, is there a problem?"

Chu Yu talked eloquently and clearly.

To tell the truth, he himself will be convinced by this truth.

The example he gave is also very flattering, because Xia Han has also seen the news, and it is indeed true.

"Okay, let's just pass the test! Don't lie to me in the future, I will beat you if I find out!" She raised her fist as she spoke, as if she really wanted to hit him.

Chu Yu shook his head helplessly, with a wry smile on his face.

She bowed her head and sent a WeChat message to Quanquan: You are the filthy woman, you are filthy, and everything you see is filthy.

——Yu Baobao said that a person with a pure heart sees everything as clean, so he thinks that masturbating each other's babies means stroking their hair. If you don't have chirp but still masturbate, it's so dirty, tsk tsk.

Quanquan has been paying close attention to the status of the mobile phone, and when he heard the sound of WeChat vibrating, he immediately picked it up and looked at it.

When she saw the message from Xia Han, she almost vomited blood.

She can bear anyone who is pure, but she can't bear to say that Chu Yu is pure.

"Baby Yu is the boss, the driver, okay! I've been following him for so long, so I don't know what he looks like. He's like a beast in clothes. He drives a car and can stay up for three days and three nights. You How long have you known him, can I understand him?"

Circle circle chanted word by word, and every time a word was read, a word was typed out.

When I finished writing the whole sentence and wanted to send it, a phone call came suddenly.

When she saw the six characters "Invincible Male God Boss" on the caller ID, her hands trembled.

As a result, as soon as she pressed the answer button, she hung up the phone. Before she could return, a WeChat message had already been sent.

This time it was not Xia Han, but Chu Yu.

—Help me coax my girlfriend.

A concise and clear sentence, very boss style.

But Quanquan was stunned for a moment: Does Baby Yu have a girlfriend?
She is not an idiot, after a moment of daze, there is a huge horror.

Chu Yu sending her this text message at this time can only prove that the boss's girlfriend is Xia Han who is texting her.

Quanquan quickly deleted all the long list of wechat content that she had typed before. Fortunately, this one was not sent, otherwise she would be unlucky.

——Xia Xia, are you by the boss's side?

——Yes, we just finished the hot spring and are having dinner.

——Oh, envy you!

Quanquan rolled her eyes, damn it, no one notified her that the two of them fell in love, and kicked over this bowl of dog food!

Xia Han frowned, fingers fluttered, and quickly sent her a sentence.

——Quanquan, this is very unlike you.Shouldn't you bombard us indiscriminately and not take you to the hot springs or eat delicious food?

——Bah, a fairy like me wouldn't do that kind of dishonest thing!
——I'm a fairy. Even fairies are invited out to soak in hot springs for dinner. You're at most a house girl, and no one cares about you.

When Quanquan saw the news that Xia Han had come back, a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat.

——Xia Han, you are so ruthless, you stabbed a knife directly into my heart, you are so vicious!
—Thanks for the compliment, you bastard.I'm going to spend the two-person world with my boyfriend, remember to praise me when you see me in the future, I will ask my boyfriend to give you a raise, okay!
Xia Han finally had a smile on his face, even full of pride.

Seeing her last message, Quanquan felt complicated.

Ask: My best friend's little bitch has become my immediate boss's wife, and my immediate boss is still my previous dream lover. Although she is no longer there, she still belongs to the scope of male gods. What should I do?
Quanquan was indignant for a while, lamenting that God was unfair, and because the hairy male god didn't love her, he posted a question on Zhihu, and immediately replied countless times.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for golden dog food.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for masturbation artifacts.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for suicide artifacts.

——The landlord went to Taobao to search for plastic surgery artifacts.

Circle circle closed the post angrily, a group of little bitches smashed it, she was going to be so angry that she wanted to take revenge on the society.

(End of this chapter)