call red alert

Chapter 552 Awakening of Powers
"My condition is very simple. Do you have any physical problems? Can you get married? If so, let's go get the certificate tomorrow." The beauty said politely.

"what's the situation?"

The third child and his wife looked at each other, a little puzzled.

Xu Tian, ​​who thought that his mind was extremely strong after being struck by lightning, asked a little tremblingly, "Girl, what do you mean?"

Although he knew that the times had changed rapidly in recent years, and such flash marriages and fruit marriages were popular, but Xu Tian asked himself and made up for it for a while, it is impossible to be so out of touch with society, "Am I really out of date?" He asked himself in his heart.

"It's not interesting, I just want to get married, if possible, I can get the certificate tomorrow." Qi Li said flatly.

"It seems that it's not that I can't keep up with the times, but that the world is changing too fast."

Xu Tian asked again tremblingly, "What is that, Gu Liang, after receiving the certificate, you will be husband and wife, and you want a bridal chamber?"

"Hmph, pervert, you're so thoughtful. After receiving the certificate, everyone goes their own way, and don't interfere with anyone else." Qi Li said with a proud face.

"Then you asked me what's wrong with my body?" Xu Tian was a little speechless who was the pervert.

"Nonsense, at least I have to take it out and bring it out to others to see that it is a crooked melon and a cracked date. This girl is so embarrassing. She is saying that if you have some serious illness and rely on me or die, I will be so unlucky."

"I'm against you XX.00..." The third child couldn't bear it anymore, opened his mouth and jumped up, Xu Tian knew that the third child was a human being, so he quickly covered his mouth and pressed him down, otherwise something would happen, after all, he The couple is doing it for their own good, and since they are colleagues, the relationship should not be too rigid, there is no need to tear up the skin now.

Unexpectedly, it was the third daughter-in-law who really jumped up. She kicked the table away and said with her hands on her hips, "Hey, you are a little watch, I have endured my bad temper for many years after I got married, and I didn't expect to be hooked by you. What do you mean, what do you think of our Xiaotian, get out of here now, go as far as your thoughts go, go as fast as the speed of light, don't let me see you again."

"Sister Li, what do you mean?" Qi Li asked with a pale face.

"Get out, believe it or not, I'll slap you." The third daughter-in-law raised her hand, and the little girl's face turned pale and she ran away in a panic.

"I'm going, third child, your wife is really a woman who can run horses on her arms. I thought she had changed over the years, but I didn't expect that she hasn't changed."

"Hey, I don't even look at who the daughter-in-law is. Was it easy for me to chase her in those years?"

"It's also easy to change the country and the nature is hard to change, haha."

"What, are you saying that my wife is that..."

The third daughter-in-law's real name is Li, but because there are five brothers and sisters, it was very troublesome to choose a name in a remote place in those days. Parents thought it was troublesome to choose a name. It was a lot more convenient, but Because she is the fourth eldest, a girl named Li Si really can't say it out. Since the two got married, and the third child happened to be surnamed Zhang, Zhang San and Li Si happened to be a couple, so the big guy called Li Si It was also changed to Zhang San and his daughter-in-law. Their real names gradually became unknown, but under the suppression of the temper tantrums of the two, Zhang San was changed to the third child. Various reasons and conditions are unclear. {These two are indeed the same name and nickname. They are a wonderful couple in my circle of brothers (I originally wanted to write about the circle of friends, but they are credited). I basically restored them to the same degree. They don't read novels, so one day when they are drinking, partying and fishing, they can take out this paragraph to ridicule them. It is a good weapon to attract hatred. It is estimated that forcing me to modify this paragraph will benefit a lot, haha. }
The three of them made jokes for a while, driving away the embarrassing atmosphere. The relationship that hadn't been seen for a few years gradually returned to the level of tacit understanding in college.

"No, I'm so pissed off, I have to ask clearly." The third daughter-in-law couldn't swallow this breath, she drank a large bottle of beer in one go, and made a phone call, "Xiao Wu, you don't want to live anymore, you don't want to die anymore. Who did you introduce, let me put my face there in front of my brothers."

It is difficult for ordinary people to imagine what a beautiful woman who is rougher than a man looks like, and only the youngest, a skinny and strange woman, can control it.

"Okay, I'll ask over there, we'll talk later, let's continue drinking."

After Gongchou exchanged dozens of bottles of beer, a phone call came, and the third daughter-in-law suddenly said unhappily: "It's too disgusting, I didn't expect that little girl Xipi to be the purebred Lily Lei Sibian. , I didn’t see it, I was in a hurry to get married and explained to my family, so I used you as a shield, and I was ashamed, so my brother, sister Ming’er, will introduce you to a better one, I will punish myself with three bottles for not knowing the situation.”

After speaking, he picked up the wine bottle and blew himself up.

Xu Tian thought about it for a while, and it took a while to understand what it meant. He slowed down and wanted to stop the woman from drinking three bottles of beer.

After all, he has been out of touch with society for a long time, and Duanbei can understand that Lala is a stranger. People in this western border province are still very conservative, and such situations are rare. {Eh, this situation is also true. My sister-in-law’s ex-boyfriend is like this. He was seduced by a very beautiful woman, got a marriage license and held a banquet, and found out the truth within a week. Get back together, when I got married, I also invited my brother, sister-in-law and her sister. It’s the best. It’s not surprising to see any weird and bizarre things these days, but I modified it and put it in the novel to complain about it. Express your dissatisfaction with reality. }
Depressed, the couple began to drink wildly, but my brother has a rule, usually the party is dominated by beer, and the white wine and red wine are all for outsiders, because of the nature of the work, every day to socialize with leading customers, white wine and red wine are all to death The kind of people who don't get drunk and don't go home have long been bored. I didn't expect that they, who claim to be drunk after a thousand cups, are all drunk.

Fortunately, the couple came by car, and after paying the bill, they wandered back to Zhang San and Li Si's house with emotion all the way.

The place where the key is hidden has not changed for so many years, Xu Tian can't help but look down on these two couples, they are really not afraid of being stolen.

Xu Tian is very familiar with this single-family two-story duplex building. He introduced it to the couple and bought it at a [-]% discount. Ten years ago it was the price of cabbage, and ten years later the price of diamonds. A yard can be sold for several million, and now it is impossible to even think about winning such a small villa in the city center without tens of millions.

Because of its size, most people can't find a place to hide the key, except for acquaintances.

After tidying up the young couple and throwing them on the bed, Xu Tian took a bottle of wine and went to the rooftop to drink alone. I don’t know why he always feels out of place with this era, as if he has forgotten something important , Unknowingly fell asleep on the recliner.

Early in the morning, the third child's voice sounded from downstairs, "Xiaotian, come down quickly and help me, you fool."

Xu Tian woke up suddenly, only to find that his body was covered with a blanket, and he couldn't help feeling warm in his heart. Although the couple were rough, their hearts were still very delicate.

When I went downstairs, I saw a large bed on the big truck in the yard. The third child said shyly, "How about it? It's dual-purpose. Put water on it and it will be a constant temperature water bed. You should get used to it."

Xu Tian was taken aback, he didn't expect them to still remember the old problem of liking soft beds when he was in school more than ten years ago, and he was quite moved: "What are you doing with such waste, after so many years of business trips, all the problems are gone, and you are saying that yesterday I was I was too lazy to go down and fell asleep on the recliner."

"Haha, what's so special about my brother, hehe, the main reason is that I want to change, otherwise I will be fined to kneel down on the keyboard and sleep on the hard bed in the guest room. It's a bad feeling. Now I finally have an excuse to change. I'm so talented. , Quack, Shao Hala."

Seeing the youngest's frightened look, Xu Tian couldn't help feeling a little bit emotional, the man has really changed a lot after getting married.

"Such a big bed, why don't people send it in."

"Nonsense, our daughter-in-law just said that she didn't let the delivery to her door and pulled it back by herself, saving hundreds of oceans. Brother, don't you know that the prices are so expensive these days, and basically don't eat out much. It’s worth it, among other things, just the messy property fees of this house over the years can make me buy a house in the suburbs, I can’t afford it, and I can save a little.” The third child On the side, he vomited bitterly.

"Uh." Although he woke up not long ago, Xu Tian already has a deep understanding of the current high prices.

"Come help me, my wife is going to call someone, so I call you down, let him see the strength of our two old masters."

Seeing the youngest's skinny bamboo body in that fit posture, Xu Tian really couldn't bear it. He came to the truck and tried the weight of the test bed. up.

The third child was stunned and muttered to himself: "Could it be that you gave me a fake one? Isn't it right? I just carried it onto the car with my own hands. It's very heavy?"

Mechanically followed Xu Tian to watch him arrange the bed, and came to the side of the bed in disbelief, and lifted it hard, but the bed did not lift up, and the force was so great that it shocked him to the ground, regardless of his own ugliness. Like this, the youngest ran to Xu Tian excitedly, and shouted: "Brother, tell me, when did your strength become so strong? Is there any trick?"

Xu Tian cast a glance at the third child, and said calmly: "Stop masturbation. Off, exercise more, eat less vegetables and more meat, watch less TV and sleep more, you can do it too."

"Fuck your uncle, are you looking for a beating? Who are you fooling around." The third child said angrily.

Xu Tian chuckled and said, "If you don't have contact with the outside world for a year, you have nowhere to vent your energy, and you can exercise every day, you can do it too."

In fact, Xu Tian didn't know what it was like to increase his strength several times. He regarded it as a benefit after being struck by lightning.

The third child thought for a while and was immediately discouraged.

The third daughter-in-law was naturally shocked when she came back.

It's been more than a week of fighting like this.

On this day, Xu Tianzheng was planning to bid farewell to the third couple, planning to travel to another city.

The third child excitedly rushed to Xu Tian's side, and patted his shoulders heavily, "Your boy is really lucky. Last time, that bitch didn't say anything else, but she looked good. This time, your sister-in-law found it for you." This one is even better, let’s take a look at the photos sent over.”

There is no way, men are basically members of the Appearance Association, even Xu Tian, ​​who is as calm as water, can't help but feel a little dazed looking at the pictures on his phone that look like celebrities.

"Well, it's not bad, your sister-in-law is easy to find through the seven aunts and eight aunts, and this is the best thing I found."

"I said third, don't bother you two. It's not like you don't understand my situation. One has no job, two has no savings, no house and no car. That girl is willing to follow me. There is no job these days You don't want to introduce other girls to me, you can like me." Xu Tian laughed at himself.

"Hey, it's all because of the lightning strike that day. If there hadn't been that incident, brother, you were in good condition back then. Not much else to say, if there were no accidents, at least ten or eight houses would have been available." The third child was discouraged.

Xu Tian smiled and said: "You treat me as a house brother, what's the use of having such a house, if you don't take it with you when you live, if you don't take it with you if you die, as long as you have enough money, don't worry about it."

It has to be said that all women have the potential to be a matchmaker. The third daughter-in-law rushed downstairs happily and said excitedly: "Haha, Xiaotian, you are really lucky this year. Let me tell you about your situation. The girl is willing to meet you, there is a chance."

"I'll go, what kind of look does that girl have, someone like me can also fall in love with it." Xu Tian made fun of himself again, making it clear that he didn't want to go.

"Oh my god, it's not that my brother said you. You have been isolated from the world for a long time. You should go out and walk around more. Even if you can't, you can make friends. There are many friends and many ways."

……

Xu Tian, ​​who was taught hard by the couple, had no choice but to surrender. Wearing the casual clothes bought by the couple, he was handsome and upright. At first glance, he did have such a handsome temperament. Sight.

I came to a cafe on the third floor facing the street. The price of this cafe in the downtown area was very high ten years ago. Xu Tian came here occasionally and was invited by others. This time I came to see the price list, and immediately I had the urge to turn around and leave. A glass of clean water was actually priced at 299 yuan. Who knows if it was tap water, the kind that bleached at five yuan a ton, didn’t taste good, and didn’t cost money.

Fortunately, the cup can be refilled. Xu Tian didn't feel embarrassed at all. After more than a dozen cups in a row, the waiter walked back and forth, attracting the eyes of everyone around him, but he didn't care, and still felt that he was at a loss.

Xu Tian, ​​who was full of water, suddenly felt some stomachache, and was about to go to the toilet, when he saw a beautiful woman walking towards him, and saw the beauty take off her glasses, stretched out her hand and said, "Isn't it Xu Tian, ​​hello, Get to know me, my name is Wang Rui."

"Hey, I'm sorry, I drank too much water, so I'll go to the bathroom first." Xu Tian clutched his stomach without any grace, leaving the beautiful woman aside, and walked towards the bathroom.

The beauty raised her hands in embarrassment, her good upbringing made her suppress the thought of turning her head and leaving, she stroked her hair and sat down gracefully.

Xu Tian, ​​who was supposed to appear in the bathroom, appeared on the street downstairs in a burst of space fluctuations, holding a beautiful woman in his arms, it was that Lei a few days ago.Ms. Silk Edge.

"Spatial ability?" A flash of understanding flashed in Xu Tian's astonished mind, and he kicked the muck truck that continued to rush towards him more than ten meters away, embedded in the wall of the roadway, with a big footprint on the car body, and even his shoes The printed shoe sizes are clearly visible.

It turned out that Xu Tian had just discovered the abnormality below, so he left the beauty aside. After all, he knew this purebred lily girl, so he couldn't just leave him alone, and he was in a hurry.I didn't expect that a thought would appear downstairs, inducing a spatial ability.

(End of this chapter)