Outdoor leisure live room

Chapter 49 What bad thoughts can a child have?

The barrage in the live broadcast room became smoky again, which Qin Ming couldn't understand.

I am obviously such a simple person, and what I do is just some ordinary daily life in the countryside.

Why can they still pull in some unspeakable direction?

However, I am clearly very pure...

In order to correct the direction of the barrage in the live broadcast room, Qin Ming had no choice but to make grilled fish seriously.

"Uncle, all the firewood has been picked up, is it enough?"

A child ran up to Qin Ming with a piece of firewood in his arms, his chubby face was full of seriousness.

A few children started working together, and they had already picked up a lot of firewood, which is indeed enough for grilling fish.

"You don't need to pick it up. The stone stove over there is ready, right? Then let's get started!"

Following Qin Ming's order, announcing that the work of grilling fish can be officially carried out, the children all shouted happily.

"Get out of the way, children, I'll light the fire first, it's very dangerous!"

After telling the children to be safe, Qin Ming took out a miniature mobile phone from his pocket.

Seeing this strange tool, the children were very curious, wondering if this is some kind of high-tech that they have never seen before?
Uncle Ming is indeed a talented student who came back from the city, he really has everything!

"This? It looks like a mobile phone model, but in fact... look at this metal mesh..."

Qin Ming turned over the mobile phone model, and there was a layer of metal mesh on the back.

After he pressed an invisible switch, there was a slight motor sound.

"Yes, it's actually a razor!"

Qin Ming used it close to his chin, and he could easily hang off the excess stubble, and the edge of the knife is quite sharp and easy to use!
The children all thought it was amazing, there is such an unexpected thing in this world?
A child raised his head and asked naively: "But uncle, didn't you say you want to light a fire? What are you doing with a razor?"

"That's right, the razor can't be lit, right?"

"Shouldn't you have a lighter?"

The children chattered and chirped, expressing that they could not understand his operation.

Amid everyone's doubts, Qin Ming laughed mysteriously.

"The razor is just a cover for its appearance, in fact...it is a lighter!"

With that said, he pressed the switch.

"Click!"

With a soft sound, an orange flame floated up.

This operation stunned the group of children.

A mobile phone model is a razor, but in fact it is a lighter?

It's amazing, is this the black technology in the city?It's so advanced, even sci-fi movies don't dare to shoot like this?
Seeing the surprised expressions of the children, Qin Ming was a little embarrassed.

Because, this lighter was obtained by lottery in the system before.

With so many bells and whistles, it’s actually somewhat shameful to use them in front of everyone.

However, it happens that children are just right!

The live broadcast room is already full of "sarcasm"!
"Wow! The college student anchor is different, even the lighter has two functions?"

"Black technology! It's so black that I laughed my head off!"

"Mr. Lei, who sold the patent of this kind of black technology to rice mobile phones, can definitely sell it for 1000 yuan!"

"One thousand and five hundred yuan can't be more!"

"I'll take 2000 yuan! If you don't agree, I'll add another 50 yuan! If the anchor agrees, just pretend I didn't say it!"

"I think this lighter has the talent of a great emperor, and it has great potential!"

……

Qin Ming lit a fire, and then inserted the bamboo on which the fish was skewered in all directions, and roasted them thoroughly with the heat of the fire.

The heat of the flame allows the flavor of the seasoning attached to the surface to slowly penetrate into the fish.

The fish skin was baked to a golden brown, the edges were slightly raised, and hot oil began to drip down.

Especially the fat catfish that was sent to the chicken to play with, was roasted by Qin Ming in such a way that the fat was roasted out, and it sizzled!
"Uncle, I brought some prickly ash powder from home, help me sprinkle it too!"

A child took out a small packet of pepper powder from his pocket and asked expectantly.

Qin Ming smiled when he saw it: "Yo, you are pretty good at eating? All right, no problem!"

He picked up some prickly ash powder and sprinkled it evenly on the surface of the fish, making the aroma more intense.

After the other children saw it, they were very envious and jealous, and they all took out the things in their pockets and asked for more food!

"Uncle, I only have one eraser left, help me to bake something delicious!"

A little girl with round eyes said timidly.

Another little boy couldn't wait to take out the squished oranges from his pocket: "Grill oranges, uncle, I love oranges the most!"

The child's innocence made the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"It's okay to add oranges, what do you mean by adding an eraser? Can this be eaten?"

"It's so interesting, how do you bake the eraser?"

"The silly kid is deliberately finding fault, right? I suggest that the anchors give them gifts one by one during the Chinese New Year, and just give them two catties of winter homework!"

"It's too bad! You actually give away two catties of homework? In my opinion, let's give three catties away!"

"The children will be so moved to greet your whole family!"

Qin Ming also felt dizzy for a while. The average age of these little kids was five years old, and the oldest one was only seven years old.

Sometimes what they do is really incomprehensible!

It’s okay to say oranges. Squeezing some orange juice on the grilled fish can also increase the fruity and sour taste.

But what the hell is an eraser?

Can you eat?
Qin Ming had no choice but to perfunctory the past and let the little girl give up the "reasonable" request of baking erasers!
"Uncle, I have chewing gum, add it for me!"

At this time, a little boy took the opportunity to come up to him, and quietly took out a small bag wrapped in four squares from his pocket.

This shape... seems a little familiar?
In the little boy's eyes full of pride and showing off, Qin Ming picked it up and looked at it, and there were big characters "Okamoto 001" written on the package!
Gan!
What kind of fairy thing is this?
You're just a little kid, why do you even have this?
This is not your place to play, is it?

"Uncle, is it okay?" The little boy was full of expectation.

Qin Ming: ...

"Son, how could this be chewing gum? Who told you?" Qin Ming asked patiently, resisting the urge to darken his eyes.

The child giggled: "My dad said that last night when I got up to pee in the middle of the night, I saw him take this thing, and he said it was chewing gum!"

"Do you think he is bad or not? You have to wait until midnight to eat chewing gum before I fall asleep? Didn't you make it clear to avoid me?"

"Can I suffer this? I stole one today while he was not at home! I don't know what it tastes like!"

The child looked proud and proud. It seemed that he was very satisfied with the fact that he stole the "chewing gum".

After listening to his words, Qin Ming has nothing to say...

Child, you are really smart since you were a child...

"Little friend, this is not chewing gum, but a balloon. Your father lied to you because he was afraid that you would play around. Remember to take it back and put it away!"

Qin Ming exhorted seriously.

Hearing what he said, the child was instantly disappointed. What, it turned out that it wasn't chewing gum but a balloon?

It's okay, the balloon is also good, you can blow it up and play!
If Qin Ming knew what he was thinking, he would probably be speechless.

If the child's father came back and saw that the "little raincoat" was missing, and he had never used it before, then the misunderstanding would be serious...

The audience in the live broadcast room were already amused.

"So it's chewing gum? I've learned a lot!"

"The anchor opened his mouth like a little raincoat. He must have had a lot of experience. He looks innocent, but is he actually an old driver?"

"Didi, please get on the bus with your student card!"

"Welcome to the Senior Citizen Card!"

"Use Okamoto 001? Rich people, I usually use cheap ones!"

...

After finally coaxing the children well, Qin Ming was already sweating profusely from exhaustion.

He would rather cook two tables than take care of a bunch of kids!
At this time, a child who kept quiet from the beginning to the end, saw that no one was around Qin Ming finally, so he came over quietly.

"What's the matter with you?"

Seeing this child, Qin Ming instinctively felt uneasy.

Knew it……

The child glanced around ghostly, and after realizing that no one was paying attention to him, he took out a small bottle.

bottle?

So familiar!
Where have I seen it?
It seems to say: hyaluronic acid... high-grade lubricating oil?

"Uncle, high-grade oil! How about some?" The child smiled "mysteriously".

Ugh……

Qin Ming sighed seriously, are you devils?How can you find such a mess at home?
When I grilled fish last time, didn't I tell you that this is not cooking oil?

Why do you still take it out?

How do parents do it?
After Qin Ming painstakingly explained, the child finally realized that this bottle of "high-grade oil" was really not cooking oil!

Rather... lubricating oil for machinery, after applying it, it can improve the working efficiency of the machine, and it can also maintain the machine!

After some operations, the children can finally eat grilled fish seriously.

Qin Ming only felt exhausted physically and mentally, and gave the most thoughtful suggestion so far in the live broadcast room: "Parents, please keep your own things in the future, otherwise you will be the ones who are embarrassed!"

(End of this chapter)