Invincible since I was a special forces soldier

Chapter 79
"Then there is no way!"

Li Ling didn't want to talk too much with the female policeman, and was about to sit down, but was grabbed by the male policeman again, "Little boy, your camera is also very cool, can you let me take a look?"

Li Ling couldn't believe his ears, and said to himself that you are the police, you are performing official duties, and you don't want to catch thieves, but you are here talking about movies and cameras, where is your professional ethics?

Damn it, the taxes of the people on Hong Kong Island are all fed to the dogs!
Anyway, Li Ling didn't mind as long as he didn't check. He took off the camera strap from his pocket.

"Sir, take a look!"

"Oh, the wide-angle lens is on point, and the shape design is also good. The German Leica, the overall is very good?" The male policeman is a photography enthusiast, very knowledgeable, and recognizes the brand at a glance.

"According to what you said, you can only buy it in Germany. How much is it?"

"5000 yuan!"

"Only five thousand?" The male policeman thought it was cheap, and thought of buying it. "The clarity of the lens is unbelievable, and the exquisite workmanship is unmatched. How can you get it so cheap? Then when I take my annual leave, I must go to Germany. Buy one back!"

"Sir, I'm talking about U.S. dollars, not Hong Kong dollars. Don't make a mistake!" Li Ling said foolishly. In fact, he didn't know how much it was.

"U.S. dollars? Wouldn't it cost [-] to [-] yuan to convert into Hong Kong dollars!" The male policeman dared not play anymore, for fear of spoiling the game. He was a policeman with a monthly salary of [-] yuan, and he could save enough money for this camera without eating or drinking for a year. Reluctantly handing it back to Li Ling,

"Last month, I bought a Nikon F3. I thought that RB's products were high-end enough, but when compared with those made in Germany, they immediately exposed their old-fashioned nature. Damn!"

"The RB guy is born with bowlegged legs, with a bumpkin gene, and his aesthetic vision is flawed. It's normal to be old-fashioned." Li Ling joked familiarly.

"Boop-legged? Hehe, a few RB instructors who visited the headquarters last month, they are just bow-legged, and they look good enough!" The male policeman sneered in unison.

At this time, the bus driver was impatient and urged: "Sir, please hurry up, please get off the bus if you can't find the problem, I'm in a hurry, if you neglect your duties again, I will complain!"

"If you dare to complain, I'll investigate you until dark! From now on, every time you come from Yuen Long, I will continue to investigate until you are fired!"

The male policeman turned around and glared at the driver, tilting his head and humming, "Try to file a complaint!"

The Independent Commission Against Corruption has only been established for a few years, and the corrupt Hong Kong Island police have not yet developed a good habit of serving the citizens.

"You are powerful enough to offend you!" The driver lost his temper, opened the window, lit a cigarette and began to smoke, but was yelled at by an old man behind him, and he immediately lost his temper. Mom, I can't deal with the police. Still can't handle the little farts?
He pinched his waist and scolded the old man, and several passengers next to the old man joined in the scolding battle, accusing the driver of being unqualified.

There was sudden scolding and fire in the carriage.

Seeing the situation, the two policemen stopped talking to Li Ling and continued to perform their duties faithfully.

The male policeman had vicious eyes and noticed the middle-aged man and young woman behind him.

"Please show me your ID card!"

The middle-aged man thought that the police were targeting him, and said angrily, "Sir, I haven't broken any law. Why check my ID card?"

"Article 17C of the "Immigration Ordinance" stipulates that any Hong Kong Island resident over the age of 15 must carry his identity document at all times and cooperate with the police in random checks.

If you fail to produce your ID as required, it is illegal. Once convicted, you will be fined HK$100 and brought back to the police station for investigation and interrogation! "The male policeman recited the law fluently.

The police on Hong Kong Island have the power to check ID cards anytime, anywhere. This provision is still valid in the 21st century, but the fine has changed. As prices go, the fine before crossing is [-] Hong Kong dollars.

The middle-aged man didn't dare to refuse, so he slowly took out his ID card from his pocket and muttered, "Check it out! Please hurry up!"

The male policeman took the ID card and passed it to the female colleague, "Check him!"

The female policeman took off the walkie-talkie on her shoulder and put it to her mouth: "Call the main station, check your ID card, the number is 856249, the ending number is (2), and your name is Fu Wenhui..."

The ID number of the middle-aged man was correct, and the policewoman asked him about his home and office address. He gave details, down to the room number, just to show that he was a legal Hong Kong resident.

But the young woman escaped to Hong Kong last night, where is the certificate?
Li Ling was thinking about how she would act and how to get close to the police, but before the police asked her, she suddenly patted Li Ling on the shoulder,
"Cousin, quickly show Sir our ID card."

cousin?we?
Before Li Ling could respond, the young woman smiled again and said to the two policemen:

"Sir, madam, he is my cousin. He came back from the United States to visit relatives. My mother asked me to play with him. He was afraid that I would be tired, so he put my things in his bag. Please wait a moment."

"Liangzi, is she really your cousin?" The male policeman didn't quite believe it.

Li Ling knew that he had to admit that the young woman knew his details, and as long as he dared to deny it, he would definitely be dragged into the water.

He looked back, the young woman's expression was flawless, and she looked at him calmly.

This insidious and sharp on-the-spot reaction surprised Li Ling and made him very angry, but he concealed the coldness covering his whole body, and calmly confirmed to the two policemen:

"My cousin is so old-fashioned that I vomit. I hate her very much. She is also stingy. I asked her to take a taxi, but she insisted on taking the bus. I will definitely complain to my aunt when I go home."

The male policeman frowned when he heard this. His experience told him that there was something tricky here. He wanted to continue the inspection, but he was a little hesitant, because Li Ling's attire and temperament offset his suspicion.

The moment of his hesitation was cleverly interrupted by Li Ling.

"We have certificates, sir!" Li Ling said lightly, "Look if you don't believe me!"

He took out a passport book from his bag. The leather was real, but there was nothing inside. Li Ling bought it at a roadside stall when he was shopping for clothes. superior.

Li Ling stretched out the passport book, put it back quickly, and exclaimed happily: "Huh? I forgot, I still have a treasure from "Star Wars" here!"

Li Ling took out the black samurai key he had left behind and fled. He handed it to the policewoman, "Madam, this pendant is engraved with George Lucas's signature, which is more commemorative than the shirt. I'll give it to you!"

"Ah, it really has Director Lucas's signature!" The female policeman was so excited, she wanted to accept the gift, but she was worried about violating the "Police Regulations", so she asked the male policeman for instructions: "Brother, can I accept it?"

The male policeman checked the pendant, nodded and said: "This thing is not gold or silver, it is not worth a cent at all, take it! But after all, the souvenir is someone's heart, and the handsome guy is willing to give it to you. You have to express your gratitude... ..."

"You are wrong, sir!" Li Ling interrupted him rudely.

"Your disciplined forces serve the public professionally and protect the safety of citizens day and night. My admiration for you is like a torrent of river water. I should thank you and all the passengers here!"

His impassioned tone even overwhelmed the quarreling voices of the bus drivers in the front row. Of course, this was not for showing off, but he took the initiative to find a step for the two policemen to accept bribes. He continued to speak under the stunned gaze of the passengers:

"I admire the heroic public servants like madam the most. In my eyes, you are more powerful than Huang Rong, and more beautiful than Zhao Yazhi!
If madam is willing to present a sacred business card, and then accept my rash request to treat guests to dinner, then I will wake up with a smile in my dreams! "

With blushing cheeks, the female policeman quickly took out a business card, wrote a set of personal numbers with a pen, and handed it to Li Ling with both hands: "Brother pretty, I get off work at [-] pm every day, and I rest on Sundays!"

Li Ling put it in his trouser pocket pretending to be excited, patted and said, "Madam, wait for my call!"

The police and the people have already kissed each other, and they even checked the bird's ID.

The male policeman waved his hand: "Come on, Shan!"

When the two arrived at the bus door, the male policeman suddenly pointed at the bus driver and yelled:

"As a young man, you all know that our police officers are risking their lives to protect your safety. You, an old man in his decades, want to complain about your guards. Don't you feel ashamed! Are you not ashamed of your age!"

The bus driver is good at acting like a turtle with his head down, keeping his head down and not saying a word.

He didn't cut until the two policemen got out of the car, closed the door, and stepped on the gas pedal!With a sound, looking back at Li Ling, he yelled loudly:
"You pick up girls as soon as you pick up girls. You admire ghosts! The police are so noble, why did you set up the ICAC? Holy? Damn! You are so eloquent, why don't you host "Happy Tonight"? I guarantee that whoever watches your show, I can't sleep without laughing!"

"Ha ha!"

The passengers burst into laughter together, and the atmosphere of lively chatting in the carriage quickly resumed.

Lin Baozai also woke up, chattering excitedly: "Brother Ah Ling, that lady madam likes you, go and pick her up, [-]% sure."

"You know how to pick up girls at such a young age, it's really outrageous." Li Ling patted the back of his head: "When did you wake up?"

"I woke up when the police got in the car, but I was scared and kept pretending to be asleep." Lin Baozai still had lingering fears, and was so scared that he almost peed his pants just now.

"Pretend well! In the future, when encountering uncertainties, pretend to be confused, dizzy, or sick! Just don't talk too much!"

"Brother Ah Ling, I see. I will not talk too much in the future, especially not talking to strangers." Lin Baozai glanced back, glared at the middle-aged man and the young woman with hatred on his face, and then lay down next to Li Ling's ear :

"Brother Ah Ling, at first I thought that fellow woman was a good person, but I didn't expect that she was not a good person. After we got out of the car, let's beat her up. I'll hit her first, and I'll hit her with a brick!"

"You fucker! Violence is the method used by the poor. Who has ever fought with the rich? Don't shout and kill in the future, or you will be poor for the rest of your life."

"I'd rather be poor than vent my anger on you!" Lin Baozai was very loyal.

"Cut! I haven't seen you so brave in the van, so let me continue to sleep." Li Ling pressed his head.

(End of this chapter)