The infinite beast garden
Chapter 662 Neither God nor Immortal nor Demon
Chapter 662 Neither God nor Immortal nor Demon
Chapter 680: Neither a God nor a Fairy nor a Demon
"Pay back the money quickly! You bastard."
"Just pay it back, why are you so loud? Besides, what do I owe you?"
"No? Hehe, maybe I remembered wrongly."
All of a sudden, Chun Sanniang yelled at Bai Jingjing, and at the same time she poured the wine in the cup to the side, and the place where she poured it happened to be Zhizunbao's crotch. The fire suddenly ignited again in the drink.
Seeing the two quarreling, and it was still an own fight, but only made himself unlucky, Supreme Treasure looked at the two with a look of lovelessness, picked up a wooden stick from the ground and bit it in his mouth. Looking at the Erdangjia with a firm expression, the Erdangjia also nodded consciously, and released a look at the other bandits around him.
The team assembled again.
Lift your feet, bang~
Lift your feet, bang~
Lift your feet, bang~
……
When the flame was extinguished, the wooden stick in Zhizunbao's mouth had been bitten into sawdust, leaving only the handles on both sides.
Just when everyone thought the problem was solved, the oil lamp on the table behind her was suddenly knocked down by Bai Jingjing, and the oil lamp just fell on Zhi Zunbao's crotch again, and the flame roared again.
When Li Xing saw this scene, he couldn't bear it anymore, his figure suddenly appeared from the void, and at the same time, a smile bloomed on his face, and he laughed loudly, tears of laughter almost came out. I still remember the first time when I was a child. When I watched this movie, I was seven years old. At that time, when I watched this movie, I was lying on the bed laughing. At that time, Grandpa Wang thought something happened after seeing this movie. I was so scared that I quickly dialed 120. In fact, it was just laughing. My stomach hurts, I feel like I'm going to explode.
Now when he saw this scene in person, Li Xing finally found the feeling he had when he was a child, but he couldn't help it, and his whole person appeared from the void.
The sudden appearance of Li Xing made everyone startled. Luckily, Li Xing swung his right hand when the Supreme Treasure was on fire, and a gust of wind blew by, causing the flames to disappear in an instant.
"Brother Li, you, can you see me?" Zhizunbao asked with his eyes widened in shock.
Li Xing curled his lips, and said speechlessly: "Nonsense, a big living person is standing there, and I'm not blind, how could I not see it."
The blind man poked his head out suddenly, and questioned loudly in a soft voice: "That's not right! We all have invisibility symbols on our bodies, how could you see me."
"Invisibility talisman?" It's okay not to mention it, but when he mentioned the invisibility talisman, Li Xing laughed again and said, "What kind of invisibility talisman is there, it's just some waste paper."
pile of waste paper
Waste paper
paper
Zhizunbao's eyes turned red instantly. Since it was waste paper, it means that the crime just now was for nothing. He glared fiercely at the second master, and shouted angrily, "Second master."
At this time, Erdang walked behind Chunsanniang, and said flatteringly: "Master, they want to kill you, this is the Qiankun bag."
At this time, Zhizunbao suddenly lost all his anger, looked at the Erdangjia and said expressionlessly: "Anti-espionage, you dare to betray us?"
Hearing the anti-spies Chun Sanniang laugh, the soul-shifting method is a spell that he is good at, not to mention the anti-spies, and now the whole second master is his dog, and he will never go west if he is asked to go east.
Supreme Treasure sneered and said, "Hmph, since he can betray us today, he will betray you tomorrow."
Chun Thirty Niang, who was very fond of her soul-shifting method, sneered, "Really?"
"Of course~"
The second leader behind him suddenly gave a lascivious smile, and at the same time, the Qiankun bag in his hand suddenly covered the heads of the two, a burst of smoke flashed, the second demon was retracted into the entire universe bag, and the phantom of the second leader flashed , Look carefully, what is the second master here, it is obviously the Bodhi ancestor!
Ancestor Bodhi smiled triumphantly, kept moving his hands, flipped left and right, tied the Qiankun bag together tightly, and then said loudly, "Haha, you're done, these two monsters are finally subdued, My ancestor Bodhi took off his briefs in order to subdue demons."
Li Xing looked at the farce in front of him, applauded lightly, and said with a light smile, "The chief of the sect really has vision, how did you really see that there is something wrong with the second leader?"
Supreme Treasure laughed maniacally and said: "The second boss, the old boy, usually asks him to do things, but this time he is so straightforward, there must be something wrong, drag him out for me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the bandits carried out the tightly tied Erdangjia, and Zhizunbao looked at the Erdangjia with an ugly face, and angrily scolded: "How dare you betray us today? I'll just roast you."
Li Xing took a step forward and took the head of the second boss, looked carefully at his eyes, then put it down and turned around and said softly: "It's not his fault, it's the soul-shifting technique of those two witches. Become the slave of those two witches, and be loyal, not to mention you as the gang leader, even his own parents will do the same."
Zhizunbao spat at Erdangjia and said in a cold voice: "Fart, if his parents were really seen by him here, which one here is not fatherless and motherless."
Patriarch Bodhi put on his monk robe and walked out, shook Zhou Zhong's whisk and said, "Okay, okay, now that the two goblins have been caught, everything is easy to talk about."
Patriarch Bodhi frowned and looked at Li Xing and asked, "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, I don't know what to call this person?"
Li Xing replied with a smile on his face: "I have seen Patriarch Bodhi, let me go to Li Xing."
"Li Xing? Patriarch, I have been in the world of immortals, demons and demons for thousands of years, but I have never heard of your name. I don't know if you are a Buddha or a fairy?" When Patriarch Bodhi asked these questions, Supreme Treasure listened subconsciously.
Li Xing waved his hands casually and smiled and said, "I, I am neither a Buddha nor a fairy, I am a human being."
"Impossible." Patriarch Bodhi retorted loudly as his expression changed.
"Oh! Why is it impossible?" Li Xing was not angry and said with a smile.
Patriarch Bodhi trembled and said: "There are only five kinds of beings in the world who can have such power: gods, immortals, demons, ghosts, and demons. It is impossible for human beings to have such power."
Li Xing said softly: "I'm not in the God's Domain, I don't belong to the immortal, I don't respect Yama, and your demon mirror has illuminated me, and I'm not a demon, so what do you say I am?"
"Um~"
Li Xing's words stunned Patriarch Bodhi. It is true that if you are a god, you can't walk out of your god realm at will. If you are an immortal, you need to write in the immortal book with the Jade Emperor. Needless to say, ghosts. , It's true that I don't know what Li Xing is.
Supreme Treasure suddenly stood up and said loudly to Li Xing, "Never mind what it is? Brother Li, I'll just ask you a question, do you have anything to do with these two monsters?"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 680: Neither a God nor a Fairy nor a Demon
"Pay back the money quickly! You bastard."
"Just pay it back, why are you so loud? Besides, what do I owe you?"
"No? Hehe, maybe I remembered wrongly."
All of a sudden, Chun Sanniang yelled at Bai Jingjing, and at the same time she poured the wine in the cup to the side, and the place where she poured it happened to be Zhizunbao's crotch. The fire suddenly ignited again in the drink.
Seeing the two quarreling, and it was still an own fight, but only made himself unlucky, Supreme Treasure looked at the two with a look of lovelessness, picked up a wooden stick from the ground and bit it in his mouth. Looking at the Erdangjia with a firm expression, the Erdangjia also nodded consciously, and released a look at the other bandits around him.
The team assembled again.
Lift your feet, bang~
Lift your feet, bang~
Lift your feet, bang~
……
When the flame was extinguished, the wooden stick in Zhizunbao's mouth had been bitten into sawdust, leaving only the handles on both sides.
Just when everyone thought the problem was solved, the oil lamp on the table behind her was suddenly knocked down by Bai Jingjing, and the oil lamp just fell on Zhi Zunbao's crotch again, and the flame roared again.
When Li Xing saw this scene, he couldn't bear it anymore, his figure suddenly appeared from the void, and at the same time, a smile bloomed on his face, and he laughed loudly, tears of laughter almost came out. I still remember the first time when I was a child. When I watched this movie, I was seven years old. At that time, when I watched this movie, I was lying on the bed laughing. At that time, Grandpa Wang thought something happened after seeing this movie. I was so scared that I quickly dialed 120. In fact, it was just laughing. My stomach hurts, I feel like I'm going to explode.
Now when he saw this scene in person, Li Xing finally found the feeling he had when he was a child, but he couldn't help it, and his whole person appeared from the void.
The sudden appearance of Li Xing made everyone startled. Luckily, Li Xing swung his right hand when the Supreme Treasure was on fire, and a gust of wind blew by, causing the flames to disappear in an instant.
"Brother Li, you, can you see me?" Zhizunbao asked with his eyes widened in shock.
Li Xing curled his lips, and said speechlessly: "Nonsense, a big living person is standing there, and I'm not blind, how could I not see it."
The blind man poked his head out suddenly, and questioned loudly in a soft voice: "That's not right! We all have invisibility symbols on our bodies, how could you see me."
"Invisibility talisman?" It's okay not to mention it, but when he mentioned the invisibility talisman, Li Xing laughed again and said, "What kind of invisibility talisman is there, it's just some waste paper."
pile of waste paper
Waste paper
paper
Zhizunbao's eyes turned red instantly. Since it was waste paper, it means that the crime just now was for nothing. He glared fiercely at the second master, and shouted angrily, "Second master."
At this time, Erdang walked behind Chunsanniang, and said flatteringly: "Master, they want to kill you, this is the Qiankun bag."
At this time, Zhizunbao suddenly lost all his anger, looked at the Erdangjia and said expressionlessly: "Anti-espionage, you dare to betray us?"
Hearing the anti-spies Chun Sanniang laugh, the soul-shifting method is a spell that he is good at, not to mention the anti-spies, and now the whole second master is his dog, and he will never go west if he is asked to go east.
Supreme Treasure sneered and said, "Hmph, since he can betray us today, he will betray you tomorrow."
Chun Thirty Niang, who was very fond of her soul-shifting method, sneered, "Really?"
"Of course~"
The second leader behind him suddenly gave a lascivious smile, and at the same time, the Qiankun bag in his hand suddenly covered the heads of the two, a burst of smoke flashed, the second demon was retracted into the entire universe bag, and the phantom of the second leader flashed , Look carefully, what is the second master here, it is obviously the Bodhi ancestor!
Ancestor Bodhi smiled triumphantly, kept moving his hands, flipped left and right, tied the Qiankun bag together tightly, and then said loudly, "Haha, you're done, these two monsters are finally subdued, My ancestor Bodhi took off his briefs in order to subdue demons."
Li Xing looked at the farce in front of him, applauded lightly, and said with a light smile, "The chief of the sect really has vision, how did you really see that there is something wrong with the second leader?"
Supreme Treasure laughed maniacally and said: "The second boss, the old boy, usually asks him to do things, but this time he is so straightforward, there must be something wrong, drag him out for me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the bandits carried out the tightly tied Erdangjia, and Zhizunbao looked at the Erdangjia with an ugly face, and angrily scolded: "How dare you betray us today? I'll just roast you."
Li Xing took a step forward and took the head of the second boss, looked carefully at his eyes, then put it down and turned around and said softly: "It's not his fault, it's the soul-shifting technique of those two witches. Become the slave of those two witches, and be loyal, not to mention you as the gang leader, even his own parents will do the same."
Zhizunbao spat at Erdangjia and said in a cold voice: "Fart, if his parents were really seen by him here, which one here is not fatherless and motherless."
Patriarch Bodhi put on his monk robe and walked out, shook Zhou Zhong's whisk and said, "Okay, okay, now that the two goblins have been caught, everything is easy to talk about."
Patriarch Bodhi frowned and looked at Li Xing and asked, "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, I don't know what to call this person?"
Li Xing replied with a smile on his face: "I have seen Patriarch Bodhi, let me go to Li Xing."
"Li Xing? Patriarch, I have been in the world of immortals, demons and demons for thousands of years, but I have never heard of your name. I don't know if you are a Buddha or a fairy?" When Patriarch Bodhi asked these questions, Supreme Treasure listened subconsciously.
Li Xing waved his hands casually and smiled and said, "I, I am neither a Buddha nor a fairy, I am a human being."
"Impossible." Patriarch Bodhi retorted loudly as his expression changed.
"Oh! Why is it impossible?" Li Xing was not angry and said with a smile.
Patriarch Bodhi trembled and said: "There are only five kinds of beings in the world who can have such power: gods, immortals, demons, ghosts, and demons. It is impossible for human beings to have such power."
Li Xing said softly: "I'm not in the God's Domain, I don't belong to the immortal, I don't respect Yama, and your demon mirror has illuminated me, and I'm not a demon, so what do you say I am?"
"Um~"
Li Xing's words stunned Patriarch Bodhi. It is true that if you are a god, you can't walk out of your god realm at will. If you are an immortal, you need to write in the immortal book with the Jade Emperor. Needless to say, ghosts. , It's true that I don't know what Li Xing is.
Supreme Treasure suddenly stood up and said loudly to Li Xing, "Never mind what it is? Brother Li, I'll just ask you a question, do you have anything to do with these two monsters?"
(End of this chapter)
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