The happy man in the super seminary

Chapter 13 Soller, Gaiduo!

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Gluttonous Soldier No. [-]: "Soldiers of Planet Earth, don't force us. Both sides will suffer, and no one can get hot food."

Yasuo plucked his ear with his little finger to make sure he had heard correctly, but the alien was not surprised.

Gluttonous Soldier No. [-]: "Don't look at us with the eyes of your Kamikawa civilization, with your underdeveloped nose and tongue, how can you smell and taste the wonderful fragrance of shi and the peerless smell of skatole. "

Yasuo raised his eyebrows when he heard the word skatole, remembering stinky tofu and canned herring.

In fact, Yasuo understood them.After all, over the years, people and nature have not been seen less. They are all for survival. What's the matter with eating something special?Some people like to eat durian.

The gluttonous civilization is a typical animal civilization, mainly dogs, and some special hobbies and customs are natural.One of the representative ones is that when the giant elephant tribe was born, they would give their babies a little bit of mother's overnight fragrance.

Gluttonous soldier: "You dare to laugh at us, soldiers can be killed but not humiliated, suffer death!"

???

I kao!

Yasuo couldn't help but swear, the inner drama of this gluttonous soldier is too much!You just felt ridiculed when you raised your eyebrows?

Or……

Yasuo smiled cheaply, Ctrl + 6, and the dog tag above his head lit up.

Sure enough, the one inside the spaceship couldn't see it, but the eyes of the remaining four gluttonous soldiers turned red the moment the dog tags were lit up.

The gluttonous soldiers who were originally retreating were madly attacking Yasuo at this moment, swinging the short blade in their hands erratically, but the attack frequency was more than twice as fast.At the same time, the firepower has more than doubled.

Yasuo: (''), you are crazy.

Since you are so eager to kill me, then I will fulfill you and end your sinful life.

Yasuo put his hand on Lanqie's waist and activated the electric knife, and the body of Lanqie's sword was covered with lightning, and the originally dull scabbard seemed to be alive. twinkling.

"Do you know why, I have never wanted to pull it out of its sheath?" Yasuo fell to the ground, and half of Lanqie's sword was unsheathed.A gust of wind came and gathered in front of Yasuo.

Gluttonous soldier: "Boss, there is a barrier in front of him, and our attacks have been blocked."

Gluttonous Soldier No. [-]: "I don't care, output at full power! Since he is standing still, turn on the power to the maximum, and kill him for me."

"Because," Yasuo's left foot was in front and his right foot was behind, and circles of cracks and air waves began to appear on the ground centered on Yasuo, "because every time he pulled it out, there were flying things in the sky. I can't help it, I can't help it, So lei ya gai duo (Suspicious Wind Endless Cut)!"

Several Taotie soldiers, including the spaceship, seemed to be weightless, unable to move their positions no matter what.

"Old! Big..."

Before the Taotie Stars could finish their words, the out-of-control phenomenon disappeared, because Yasuo, who was a hundred meters away, appeared in front of them in an instant.Then, several gluttonous soldiers including the spaceship completely fell silent.

As for Hexi, who had been observing the battlefield from a distance, his pupils narrowed slightly when he saw Yasuo zooming in. It seemed that the activities in Hexi's heart were far more intense than they appeared on the surface.

Yasuo, on the other hand, free-falled after releasing Last Breath, letting the debris of the exploded spaceship slide past him.Lanqie, already back in the scabbard, quietly stayed in the scabbard, but there were still restless electric arcs flashing from time to time.

After Hexi saw this, he felt distressed and spread out the wings that he received behind, flew into the air, and hugged Yasuo with the princess.

Looking at the two bloodstains on the face of the person in his arms, He Xi gently wiped them away for Yasuo.

Yasuo smiled reluctantly at Hexi, and said, "It's not mine, I'm not injured. Their level of attack can't hurt me."

Hexi: "I know, you are qualified."

He Xi brought Yasuo to the top floor of a nearby building, then wanted to put Yasuo down, and said softly: "Come down, we're here."

But Yasuo was hugged by the big sister, and he was willing to come down there.Since he was ten years old, He Xi never hugged him again.Yasuo really misses being held by Hexi, in addition to the soft and soft feeling, there is also a fragrant smell.

Seeing that Yasuo didn't speak, Hexi smiled helplessly, patted Yasuo's shoulder and said, "Come down, it's fine to kill a few orcs."

There was sadness in Yasuo's tone: "But their blood is also red."

He Xi rubbed Yasuo's head again, and said, "But they are invaders. If you don't kill them, they will kill you. In order to protect your homeland, you have to do this, right? It's not your fault, it's your fault." Gluttonous them. If they don't come to Planet Earth, you won't kill them, right?"

Yasuo hugged Hexi's neck tightly, closed his eyes, buried his head in Hexi's arms, rubbed the tip of his nose against Hexi's shoulder back and forth, as if responding to Hexi's explanation, and said with relief: "I don't."

Hexi: "Don't make trouble! You are a hero, you shouldn't be so weak. It's time to meet your leader. I have something to go too. Come down quickly."

Yasuo: "I don't...I'm coming down, won't I come down now, ah! Don't hit your head, it hurts!"

It was only then that Hexi realized that Yasuo was taking advantage of her.Roughly tore Yasuo off his body, and then gave him a hard hammer.

"I want to cry~55555~" Yasuo was not injured in the battle with five gluttonous soldiers 5 minutes ago, but he was hammered on the head by his future wife 5 minutes later.

You ask Hexi is Yasuo's future daughter-in-law?No, no, this is not my big will, this is Yasuo's own inner thoughts.I have had this idea 12 years ago. After all, 12 years ago, this big sister looked like a fish and a wild goose.

And it's still the same 12 years later. According to the animation Yasuo watched in his previous life, as long as it is well maintained, it will not be a problem to be beautiful for ten thousand years. Where to find such a daughter-in-law.After knowing that Hexi was still single, Yasuo decided to take Hexi away, and then marry him and take care of him as his wife.

It wasn't until Yasuo's head turned into a pig's head that Hexi stopped, then clapped his hands and said arrogantly: "Don't play pity on me here, I know you have a way to reply quickly. Next time take advantage of me, I'll pull you out and beat you, don't you Huaxia people have a good face? When the time comes, I'll see what you do! Hmph!"

After Hexi finished speaking, he flapped his wings and flew away without looking back, cutting through the sky and leaving.

Seeing that Hexi disappeared, and Hexi in the mini-map had also disappeared outside the earth, Yasuo, who was squatting in the corner, stood up and gave himself a treatment.Even those beaten by Hexi are not judged as enemies. Is this system broken?Although they are all compulsory injuries with the damage as one, it really hurts.

"Leaving? Haha." Yasuo changed into Hexi's appearance, touched his chest, looked towards the sky, took out his mobile phone and took a selfie, and followed Hexi's glance with his lips: "Humph! Humph! Humph!"

"As expected of my daughter-in-law, she is beautiful." Yasuo said with a smile on his face as he looked at the photo on his phone.There is another one in his collection, happy~
But just as Yasuo opened the door to go down, a flaming sword fell from the sky, cutting the phone in Yasuo's hand in half and falling to the ground.

Yasuo quickly grabbed the fragments on the ground, all thoughts in his heart were ashamed: "My collection! Daughter-in-law! Come back, you will pay me!"

Then another sharp sword fell from the sky and stuck in front of Yasuo.

"..." Yasuo looked at the sword in front of him, he couldn't help but say, "I was wrong."

After Yasuo apologized very "sincerely", the two swords in front of him disappeared.

"But, daughter-in-law, I don't admit my mistake! Haha."

Yasuo hurriedly sneaked into the building. Yasuo knew Hexi's character. The two of them fought back and forth, and they would not destroy the building or hurt the people at will.

Hey, wandering between life and death, happy! ! !

　Today's last chapter, I haven't saved the manuscript, plus these few days of the World Championship..., the update may not be stable, but there will definitely be a chapter every day.

　　
　
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