Anti-submarine god hilarious strategy

Chapter 100 Nurse, You Dropped Your Banana
"Did your brother say anything else?"

Ning Wushuang shrugged: "He sent me a text message, and he just said that he would come to your house tonight. Hey, where are you going?"

Bai Aotian blinked: "Bribe!"

Seeing the little nurse excitedly holding a banana, a little light flashed by the side of her glasses, did she finally see the darkest side of human nature?This is Hong Guoguo's bribe!Not from the TV novel!But the real world!
Mou Ning coughed, with a serious expression: "He was joking, we are intellectuals, and we will not challenge the moral bottom line!" Then, Mou Ning saw a wilted eggplant~ Oh, no, nurse, your banana fell off .

The so-called moral bottom line is just a landscape, for decoration.Bai Haigui sat in front of the dean with a stern face. The white-haired old dean wiped his cold sweat and smiled apologetically, "Nephew, you are embarrassing me!"

Bai Haigui continued to exert high pressure: "Grandpa Zhang, my grandpa is talking about you as an old comrade-in-arms every day, and when you say hello, you are life-and-death friends who have gone through adversity together and are closer than brothers. My grandpa After living most of my life, I hope that our brothers can spread branches and leaves for the Bai family. If you don’t help me, my future wife will ignore me from now on, and I only love her. Grandpa Zhang, you also have a grandson, you should be able to understand my grandpa's feelings, if you just reject me like this, how embarrassing are you!!!"

Dean Zhang wiped his cold sweat fiercely, and his movements became more and more rapid. Bai Aotian shook his head: "Grandpa Zhang, don't use inferior tissues in the future, use clean and soft tissues, which are comfortable and don't stick to your face. You deserve it."

Regardless of the white paper towels still stained on his wrinkled face, a certain dean squeezed his voice and shouted: "Cuihua!" My son is still cold with a face that won't be hugged by anyone. He has to come back with injuries all over his body to put on Wantong muscle and bone stickers. Now, who will tell me, who is this neuropathy with wrong nerves in front of me? Who is it? Take him away ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
With a loud roar, Bai Aotian felt the water in the water glass on the table tremble violently, bang—the door fell down!Appearing a fat woman whose body is at least 70.00% fat, Bai Aotian frowned, what the hell is this old man doing, would he find such a person to drive him away?Does he dare?Does it fit?

A dean only felt that his blood pressure was rising slowly: "Cuihua, count it, how many times have you broken the door this month! 15 times! 15 times! It's only been a week what!"

The point is, this is Nanmu's door!Make coffin doors!High-quality wood that can't be broken by even ten king kong!Cuihua!Do you still have the self-consciousness as a woman?
The diamond-like woman bowed her head and bowed: "I'm sorry, but Mr. Dean, I'm already losing weight! And I've already lost weight! Last time I broke the door, look, I can come in today, and the door is still intact!"

I don’t want to hit you, it’s because the workers made it [-] centimeters wide during the last repair. Originally, [-] centimeters was enough to accommodate your figure, but now [-] centimeters is just right. After careful calculation, Cuihua, You are fat again.

A certain dean probably felt that after hearing this sentence for three years, he had no hope of hearing the calloused ears, and sighed: "Go and make arrangements, it is said that Ning Wushuang in ward 608 of the gastroenterology department will stay in the hospital for observation for one night. Let them go tomorrow."

Cuihua muttered: "It's a waste of taxpayers' money to occupy the hospital bed even though there is nothing to do."

A certain dean jumped up: "This is a private hospital, it has nothing to do with the country! I am the one who pays taxes!"

(End of this chapter)