Anti-submarine god hilarious strategy

Chapter 156 You talk so much, do your parents know
When he arrived at Zuo Yiqing's residence, Bai Aotian directly took the key and opened the door to enter the room.

This behavior fully implements my right to exercise as the landlord.

But as soon as he entered the room, he saw Zuo Yiqing with all kinds of twisted limbs, and he whistled: "Which cult did you join recently?" Looking at his watch, Bai Aotian smiled and said, "Du Qi It’s time, and you’re still practicing so hard.”

Zuo Yiqing was doing the moon worship in yoga, he just stared calmly at Bai Aotian's teasing, and then took a deep breath: "If yoga is a cult, then 80.00% of the women in the whole world are Slow suicide."

"Oh, so you are also included in the 80.00% of women? Disrespect and disrespect."

Zuo Yiqing's breathing stagnated, and he couldn't exhale the big breath he had just inhaled, which made his whole face turn purple.

"If it's a potato, don't pretend to be a purple potato. Exhale, boy, if you go into shock or something, I won't call Bai Che to save you and waste national resources."

Ning Wushuang came out of the kitchen now, and served two small dishes, Bai Aotian didn't have the time to tease Zuo Yiqing, and ran to help serve the dishes with a smile.

"You didn't suffer from going to work today, did you?"

Ning Wushuang thought for a while and said, "Does it count as being thrown on the sofa?"

Bai Aotian said: "Is the sofa still alive?"

Ning Wushuang looked at Bai Aotian speechlessly, as stiff as the fish that was frozen in the fish stand in the vegetable market.

Zuo Yiqing completed a series of actions and called it a day.

Then he ran to him in his most respectful mourning, sympathetic: "Your life was (she) in his hands."

Ning Wushuang angrily went to pretend to be a meal, and Bai Aotian followed, seeing her flushed face with anger, he couldn't help but want to steal some incense.

Just at this moment, Ning Wushuang felt his approach, turned his head and asked, "You..." The speed was not fast, but the two lips just met.

Ning Wushuang flicked back, Bai Aotian smiled and pressed her head to prevent her from leaving, and then deepened the kiss, Zuo Yiqing waited on the dinner table without waiting for the meal, so he walked in: "Are you Are you loading rice or cooking rice?"

Ning Wushuang pushed Bai Aotian away when she heard the voice, her face was as red as the tomato corn fish head soup she just cooked.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Zuo Yiqing froze at the door of the kitchen, and then, as cheap as Zuo Yiqing, of course he would not serve them food and leave, but shook his legs and smiled cheaply: "You guys If you continue, I will get the on-site sightseeing ticket of Zhang Yu Futon for free."

Bai Aotian narrowed his eyes, dug out a ball from the rice cooker and stuffed it into Zuo Yiqing's mouth: "You talk so much, do your parents know?"

Zuo Yiqing's expression was dull, he took two bites, and then the whole ball of rice fell down, he looked at the dining table, Ning Wushuang was filling the soup, and Bai Aotian looked at her.

Suddenly, Bai Aotian pressed her hand holding the soup, and smiled very charmingly: "Tonight, to celebrate your finding a job, I brought a bottle of red wine from [-]."

Ning Wushuang looked down at the dishes in front of him. Stir-fried tripe shreds with pickled vegetables, fried cabbage heart, braised fish cubes, and preserved eggs with double peppers.

"Aren't you afraid of wasting your wine?"

"No waste, no waste." As long as his bestial behavior can be satisfied, ah, no, it's his will, Bai Aotian still smiles like a spring breeze.

Then, he opened the red wine with a bang.

Zuo Yiqing looked at the glowing red liquid and said, "Wushuang, being so happy is worth celebrating."

Ning Wushuang looked at Zuo Yiqing like an idiot: "Did you get fooled just now?"

Zuo Yiqing sat down and ate his food by himself: "I'm so hungry." You have to have a meal before drinking, otherwise you will get drunk easily.

(End of this chapter)