Anti-submarine god hilarious strategy
Chapter 74 Baby, I'm Drunk
Chapter 74 Baby, I'm Drunk
"Zuo Yiqing, I warn you, you'd better have an important matter to explain, otherwise I will make you sadder than death!" Ning Wushuang narrowed his eyes, whoever received a call at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night only to hear a The sound of a drunkard waking you up will make you go crazy.
"Baby, I'm drunk." In the dead of night, the entire club was emptied, only Zuo Yiqing passed out drunk on the sofa, and the staff in the club could only call Zuo Yiqing privately in a dilemma , and before Zuo Yiqing passed out completely drunk, let him answer the only phone call in his hand signed by Baby.
"You should die."
Zuo Yiqing took away the hung up phone, raised the corners of his mouth, and proudly showed off the phone to the waiter in front of him: "She is my best friend, we are brothers and sisters, she scolded me to die, hehe, but I know, she'll come get me, she will."
Zuo Yiqing was completely drunk, but the waiter had a face that was about to cry: Sir, did you tell her the address here?
Later, it was Ning Wushuang who called back, and the waiter told her the address of the club. Ning Wushuang just heard the voice of the waiter, and felt very horrified, just like the deep voice in a horror movie, constantly calling you come, come, come. Well, so, she trembled, and with a shake of her neck, she threw the phone into the toilet.
Oh yes, she forgot she was brushing her teeth, and then, instead of toothpaste, she used facial cleanser...
Ning Wushuang stared blankly at the phone, as if the phone had fallen into the vast Atlantic Ocean instead of the toilet. She regained her senses and picked it up, only to find that she couldn't turn it on, and she officially died.
Her tragic life has added another twist... Really, she feels that she's better off just like this...
Zuo Yiqing is a VIP gold card guest of this club, and he is also a regular customer, so ordinary people really dare not to blow him out of the store, unless he is IQ constipated, he will do this kind of behavior of digging his own grave.So, when Ning Wushuang arrived, Zuo Yiqing was still sleeping, with big characters spread out on the sofa, and one foot was still hanging high on the back of the sofa.
Ning Wushuang raised his forehead: "You should kick a drunk like this to the street and let him fend for himself." She looked at the waiter and said.
The trained smiling face makes people feel very polite: "We can't treat customers like this. Customers are God. By the way, Mr. Zuo still has a small bill to settle here. Let's see if..."
That's the point!I'm afraid that I won't get the money for the wine, that's the point!You profiteer with a hidden knife in your smile!
Ning Wushuang found a gold card on Zuo Yiqing. She knew the password. It was her birthday. She and him went to apply for this card. What did he say that day? It's easy to forget your birthday, why don't you just use it? Zuo Yiqing's birthday was used as the password. At that time, Zuo Yiqing's smile was particularly bright and charming.
However, Ning later discovered that the stallion Zuo Yiqing said this to every girl who went to the bank to apply for a card together... So, when the waiter said: He must love you very much.She just smiled perfunctorily, does knowing the password mean love?
So Bai Aotian, that turtle also loves her?It is even more unbelievable than that Chang'e was the first person to land on the moon.
What's even more unbelievable is that because she couldn't bear the burden of Zuo Yiqing's strong body, she chose the nearest hotel. Dramatically, she opened the wrong door, and then someone opened it from the inside, and that person was actually Bai Aotian!And it was Bai Aotian who was shirtless!A woman appeared behind him!
(End of this chapter)
"Zuo Yiqing, I warn you, you'd better have an important matter to explain, otherwise I will make you sadder than death!" Ning Wushuang narrowed his eyes, whoever received a call at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night only to hear a The sound of a drunkard waking you up will make you go crazy.
"Baby, I'm drunk." In the dead of night, the entire club was emptied, only Zuo Yiqing passed out drunk on the sofa, and the staff in the club could only call Zuo Yiqing privately in a dilemma , and before Zuo Yiqing passed out completely drunk, let him answer the only phone call in his hand signed by Baby.
"You should die."
Zuo Yiqing took away the hung up phone, raised the corners of his mouth, and proudly showed off the phone to the waiter in front of him: "She is my best friend, we are brothers and sisters, she scolded me to die, hehe, but I know, she'll come get me, she will."
Zuo Yiqing was completely drunk, but the waiter had a face that was about to cry: Sir, did you tell her the address here?
Later, it was Ning Wushuang who called back, and the waiter told her the address of the club. Ning Wushuang just heard the voice of the waiter, and felt very horrified, just like the deep voice in a horror movie, constantly calling you come, come, come. Well, so, she trembled, and with a shake of her neck, she threw the phone into the toilet.
Oh yes, she forgot she was brushing her teeth, and then, instead of toothpaste, she used facial cleanser...
Ning Wushuang stared blankly at the phone, as if the phone had fallen into the vast Atlantic Ocean instead of the toilet. She regained her senses and picked it up, only to find that she couldn't turn it on, and she officially died.
Her tragic life has added another twist... Really, she feels that she's better off just like this...
Zuo Yiqing is a VIP gold card guest of this club, and he is also a regular customer, so ordinary people really dare not to blow him out of the store, unless he is IQ constipated, he will do this kind of behavior of digging his own grave.So, when Ning Wushuang arrived, Zuo Yiqing was still sleeping, with big characters spread out on the sofa, and one foot was still hanging high on the back of the sofa.
Ning Wushuang raised his forehead: "You should kick a drunk like this to the street and let him fend for himself." She looked at the waiter and said.
The trained smiling face makes people feel very polite: "We can't treat customers like this. Customers are God. By the way, Mr. Zuo still has a small bill to settle here. Let's see if..."
That's the point!I'm afraid that I won't get the money for the wine, that's the point!You profiteer with a hidden knife in your smile!
Ning Wushuang found a gold card on Zuo Yiqing. She knew the password. It was her birthday. She and him went to apply for this card. What did he say that day? It's easy to forget your birthday, why don't you just use it? Zuo Yiqing's birthday was used as the password. At that time, Zuo Yiqing's smile was particularly bright and charming.
However, Ning later discovered that the stallion Zuo Yiqing said this to every girl who went to the bank to apply for a card together... So, when the waiter said: He must love you very much.She just smiled perfunctorily, does knowing the password mean love?
So Bai Aotian, that turtle also loves her?It is even more unbelievable than that Chang'e was the first person to land on the moon.
What's even more unbelievable is that because she couldn't bear the burden of Zuo Yiqing's strong body, she chose the nearest hotel. Dramatically, she opened the wrong door, and then someone opened it from the inside, and that person was actually Bai Aotian!And it was Bai Aotian who was shirtless!A woman appeared behind him!
(End of this chapter)
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