Immortal Tribulation

Chapter 8 The Unscrupulous Old Liar

On a vast grassland, two people dressed as Taoist priests, one old and one young, are walking slowly. Among them, the old Taoist priest is holding a float, and the young Taoist priest has a long sword on his back.

"Master, is this really good?"

The young Taoist priest asked a little worriedly.

"What's wrong."

The old Taoist shook the float, then opened a gourd, and took a sip of the wine happily.Suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at the little Taoist viciously, and said threateningly:
"Boy, don't tell this matter to the head brother, or I will take back the sword on your back!"

The little Taoist turned his head to look at the long sword behind him, and held back his mouth:
"Isn't it just a broken sword? I'm ashamed to say it's a precious sword!"

Originally, the little Taoist priest had reached the initial stage of concentrating, and should have gotten a better sword, but his small family and business couldn't produce any good things.

The little Taoist's words immediately made the old Taoist who was drinking choke, turned his head, smiled, and said to the little Taoist:
"Boy, don't be like this. I'll tell the brother in charge when I go back, and I'll change it for you. Don't tell what happened today!"

"Master, at any rate, your old man's cultivation is at the peak of Yuntian, so you won't be afraid of retribution if you pretend to be a ghost and steal other people's wine like this?"

It turned out that the two were monks from a small sect called "Taifumen" on the Shenwu Continent, and there were only a few hundred people in the whole sect.The old Taoist priest is also the younger brother of the head teacher of this school, and this time he took the young Taoist priest down the mountain to practice.

When the old Taoist passed by a restaurant, he smelled the aroma of wine inside, and immediately became addicted to alcohol.So while no one was paying attention, he used the shadow technique to sneak into the wine yeast and filled a gourd of the first-class daughter red.But if it's an ordinary gourd, it's fine, but how can he, a strong man at the peak of Yuntian, use an ordinary gourd to hold wine?
Then, the whole restaurant was thrown into a frenzy, several vats of top-grade Nurhong disappeared, and the owner of the restaurant burst into tears, yelling to catch the wine thief.Those wines are equivalent to his restaurant's annual income.But the real master has disappeared without a trace, and he came here to be happy.

Listening to the little Taoist's words, the boundless old Taoist laughed and said:

"Retribution? Haha, boy, you are so funny. Look at this vast plain. I can see through things hundreds of meters away at a glance. What kind of retribution do you think? Do you still think that a meteorite fell from the sky and hit you as a teacher? Huh? Haha"

"bump……"

As soon as the old Taoist finished his words, an unknown object came through the air and knocked him to the ground.

"Huh? Why is it so soft?"

Tianfan now turned his back to the little Taoist priest, in front of him was a vast plain, and under his buttocks, uh, there was a person.

It turned out that when he entered the space, he took the dragon egg into his body. It was already pitch black in front of him, and he didn't dare to move around. Entering the space channel is very dangerous. If he is not careful, he will be torn apart by the turbulent flow of time and space.So he had to wait for the passage to open itself.Then, after waiting for an unknown amount of time, he finally saw the sunlight again, the space channel opened, and he was ejected in one fell swoop.

"God! I don't have vertigo, do I? It's really a punishment from God!"

Seeing Tianfan falling from the sky and knocking the old Taoist to the ground, the little Taoist was stunned, and then murmured:
"None of my business, none of my business, Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha..."

"Your mother is tall, we are Taoist priests, that's what monks read!"

The old Taoist lay facing the grass, lying on the ground, he gasped when he heard the little Taoist's words.

"That's right, it's none of my business that Immeasurable Heaven is above. It's none of my business that Immeasurable Heaven is above"

Hearing the "guidance" of the old Taoist priest, the little Taoist priest suddenly changed his title with "Dawu", and once again thought devoutly to the side.

Hearing his prayer, the old Taoist's nose was almost crooked:

"Wuliang, you are a god, why don't you come and help me up!"

Then, looking at the two feet next to the head, he yelled again:
"The bastard on the top, it's so cool to sit? You still haven't rolled off your Daoist body!"

Hearing the movement behind him and the words of the old Taoist priest under his buttocks, Tianfan jumped up with a swipe, and the little Taoist priest ran over immediately and helped the old Taoist priest on the ground up.

"Senior, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose."

After knowing what happened, Tianfan wanted to laugh, but he tried not to laugh, and apologized to the old Taoist priest.

"Why, you think it's funny to hit me?"

The old Taoist is so shrewd, he can tell what Tianfan is thinking just by looking at him.The little Taoist beside him supported him and looked at Tian Fan with strange eyes, wondering how this man fell from the sky.

"No, nothing."

Tian Fan replied immediately.

"Boy, say! How did you fall from the sky?"

The old Taoist priest was very dissatisfied with being knocked to the ground by Tianfan just now. Damn it, he just said that nothing would happen, and he immediately suffered retribution.

"Oh, it's like this, a senior opened a space channel and sent me out."

Tian Fan thought for a while, and replied seriously, with a sad expression on his face.

"Wow ha ha ha ha ha..."

"Wow ha ha ha ha……"

Two different laughs came, the old Taoist and the young Taoist looked at each other and laughed wildly.

"My dear student, I didn't expect there to be someone more funny than you, haha, I'm a teacher to death from laughing."

The old Taoist held his belly and laughed very indecently, even the little Taoist who was frightened just now swayed back and forth.

"Boy, do you think my old man has lived in vain for so many years? Tear open the space channel, even the existence of the secret realm of Guixian can't do it. Only the legendary gods have this method. Do you want to tell me that you were killed by a Did it come from God?"

Looking at the appearance of the two of them, Tian Fan knew that if he said that he met a dragon in the magic forest and was finally sent out by the dragon, they would definitely think him a lunatic.So he had to withdraw a pretense:

"Hehe, senior, you are really wise. Sure enough, I can't lie to you. In fact, I was swept up to the sky by a powerful hurricane just now, and then fell here. I feel sorry for hurting senior."

"Well, that's right. The hurricanes on the prairie are indeed fierce. It's not surprising that you are swept up to the sky by the hurricane even though your cultivation base is low."

However, he seemed to think of something in an instant, and immediately removed the hand touching the waist, straightened his body, and said with a smile:

"How can you hurt me with your small strength, haha, it's okay, it's okay."

Seeing the funny look of the old Taoist, Tian Fan really wanted to laugh, and said:
"Then thank you, senior!"

The old Taoist looked at Tianfan a few times and saw that he was dressed very well. Although he was a little thin, he was still a good-looking talent, so he asked:

"Where do young people come from, and where do they live?"

The little Taoist also nodded and looked at him.

Tianfan turned around and looked towards the south, which was the area where the Longteng Dynasty was located.It was the place where he grew up, but he never wanted to go back there.Although he is able to cultivate now, he still has a dragon egg after returning home, which will definitely be appreciated and cultivated by Long Teng Aotian, even if he becomes the Lord of Long Teng in the future, it is not impossible.But he really doesn't want to go back to that place at all, and now he feels fine and happy.

"Huh? Young man? Young man? Fellow Daoist? The brat has recovered!"

The old Taoist asked Tianfan again and again, and finally shouted angrily.

"Eh? Ah, oh, I'm just a casual cultivator, wandering all over the world and living in no fixed place."

Hearing the old Taoist's angry shout, Tianfan immediately came back to his senses and replied embarrassedly.

"Loose cultivator? That's it! Hey, that kid, do you want to come to my "Taifu Gate"? Let me do my best as a landlord."

Hearing that Tian Fan said that he was a casual cultivator, the old Taoist rolled his eyes, and his face was immediately beaming with joy, and he laughed straight away.When the little Taoist heard what the old Taoist said, he immediately held his mouth shut, showing disdain, thinking that was how he was deceived by this old man back then.

Looking at his appearance, Tianfan felt that the old Taoist's smile was very coquettish and obscene.But from the acquaintance and conversation at this moment, he also felt that although the old Taoist priest was very unscrupulous, he was not a bad person.

"Where is the Great Talisman Gate?"

Tian Fan glanced at the little Taoist priest, then asked.The little Taoist was about to answer, but the old Taoist interrupted him:

"Taifumen is a residence for cultivating immortals in the Shenwu Continent. Have you heard of the Dragon Dynasty?"

The old Taoist said to Tianfan mysteriously with a solemn face.Of course Tianfan knows, who here knows better than him?But he still exclaimed:

"Of course I know. That is one of the leading forces in the Shenwu Continent. It is very powerful! Don't tell me, old man, you are related to the Dragon Dynasty?"

"Ok!"

He was very satisfied with Tianfan's performance, and then said with a smile:

"That's right, the current emperor of the Longteng Dynasty is my own younger brother. I have no intention of governing the country, so I was away all year round. Once, I met a random acquaintance, and then formed the "Taifumen" to recruit outstanding young monks. , and when they are strong enough, they will be sent to the Dragon Dynasty and become the direct disciples of the royal family! It can be said that after our Taifu Sect is the Dragon Dynasty!"

The old Taoist stroked the beard on his chin and said solemnly.

Hearing his words, Tianfan was immediately amused, who is he?The Seventh Prince of the Dragon Dynasty has been in the Dynasty for nearly 20 years. Maybe many people don't know it, but he can't be more clear. The last Emperor of the Dragon Dynasty is Long Aotian's son. son?Now this old Taoist actually claims to be Long Teng Aotian's brother!

Although his heart was already full of laughter, he still pretended to be shocked and exclaimed:
"It turns out that the old senior has such a status, he is really an expert! I am really rude!"

Seeing Tian Fan's "shocked" look, the old Taoist was very satisfied, and then said seriously:
"Today, you and I are destined, so I will tell you this. You must remember not to spread it! If others find out, there will definitely be a lot of trouble!"

"Yes, yes, I know, and I will never mention this to others! Don't worry, old man!"

Tian Fan couldn't bear it anymore, he really wanted to laugh now, laughing wildly.

"Well, that's it, just follow me, let's go to the Taifu Gate."

With his left hand on his back and a handful of floating dust in his right hand, the old Taoist walked forward first.

The little Taoist looked at Tianfan, shook his head in "pain", and thought to himself that another poor "fool" got into the old liar's boat.

Tian Fan immediately followed the two of them and walked forward.Anyway, he doesn't know where to go now, so it's okay to go and have a look.

In this way, the three of them walked towards the Taifu Gate that the old Taoist said.

(End of this chapter)