The best princess

Chapter 2 Don't move, robbery!
Here, it is not a wide and smooth official road, nor is it a rugged mountain road. To be more precise, it is a smooth but sparsely populated forest path.

In this lush forest, how could there be such a road without knowing its purpose, but obviously man-made?The squirrels and hares in the forest all saw that something was wrong, and they would unintentionally walk around the road, but there were some unbelievers, no, there were two fat sheep galloping towards...cough!It's a horse, and the horse is coming at a gallop.

I saw the two people sitting upright at once, they all had smart faces, especially the well-dressed fat sheep on the left... Uh... Young Master, hehe, he is smart and shows wealth, noble and handsome, with a good face , a good figure, and a good cloth, look carefully, there are actually several gemstones embedded in the saddle, this time it's really... It's hard not to get rich!

It's getting closer... It's getting closer, Fu Youran made a gesture to the people who were lying in wait under the tree. In an instant, the copper bell in the forest rang, and a wrist-thick hemp rope hung in the road, blocking the two people's way.

Seeing the two of them holding the reins in a hurry, Fu Youran nodded in satisfaction, took down the grass in her mouth, and said loudly: "Hey! I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. , Keep your money for buying roads!"

The opening scene of the classic bandits, Shenfengzhai dispatched eighteen bandits, and at this time they were surrounding two fat sheep. It's better to start with the right symptoms, so as not to get a misunderstanding, and it's wrong to hurt the peace.

According to the book "Several Types of Fat Sheep to be Slaughtered" written by Li Peishan, once the fat sheep to be slaughtered see the situation in front of them, they usually have the following reactions:
The first type, the externally strong and medium-dry type, 80.00% of the fat sheep must have the first sentence: In broad daylight, do you still have the king's law!It should be noted here that although they are all the same, some fat sheep are full of confidence. Most of this type of fat sheep have backers, so you must ask about the situation before doing it.And some fat sheep are also saying the same thing, but their confidence is not so strong, and their voices are trembling too much, so there is no need to doubt, you are the one who robbed.

The second type is the shivering type. This type of person is often too frightened to say a word, even if he speaks a few words, his voice is already trembling out of tune, so that the bandits' understanding of what he said is often difficult There is a deviation, once a few thieves insisted on their own opinions, and they even fought, which hurt the peace of the brothers, so this type of fat sheep is the least liked by the thieves. What are you afraid of?
The third type is the active cooperation type. Compared with the previous two types, this type is very popular among thieves. Those who know the current affairs are heroes. If I want money, you will die. An'an sent you away, how good is this?It's not hurtful.Come again next time~
The fourth type is the type of risking one's life for money. There are such people who are so stingy that they can't get anything out. Hey, I said, man, you even lost your life, so what's the use of money?Cut~ What bandits look down on the most is this kind of person who has no strategy or tactics.Note: Except those with strong martial arts background.

The fifth type is the type of crying and grabbing the land. This is the type that causes Shenfengzhai the most headaches. Before you start robbing, he has already cried to death. While crying, he will count all his tragic experiences from his ancestors. , and finally accuse you of having no conscience and no humanity, and even want to rob and kill such a poor and cute little scholar like him?He didn't make a fuss about the loot, but also got dirty.Let him go?He walks backwards?I have never seen that not only did not go but also came up the mountain, and then repeated the pitiful theory several times, crying until the snot dripped on the chest, the people of Shenfengzhai adhered to the great purpose of I don’t go to hell, who goes to hell, delicious food and drink They gave him a full meal, and finally gave him money and food to help him get medicine for his sick old mother, and then sent the plague god away.

This incident was later revealed at the annual year-end summary meeting of the bandit world, which made Shenfengzhai a laughing stock in the industry. Fengzhai, but because Shenfengzhai has always been righteous and has a good reputation in the bandit world, so I gave up.

"Are you... bandits?" The two fat sheep who were surrounded said in unison. It was the first time in their lives that they were robbed by their expressions.

"That's right!" Fu Youran leaped from the tree and landed in front of the two fat sheep with ease, "I'm the master of the village, you two handsome guys, please get off your horse."

As one of the fat sheep, Qi Yibei looked at Fu Youran who was smiling so brightly in disbelief. This world is simply too crazy. The woman in front of her is only sixteen or seventeen years old, but she is a thief?He never dreamed that he just escaped the super paparazzi guards who secretly followed him and won the first prize. If it was normal, he might feel very exciting, but now...

Good self-cultivation made Qi Yibei make a decision immediately after a short period of panic. The ancients said that a man who knows the current affairs is a good man, and he will never get cheap if he confronts a gang of thugs head-on. , and then find a way to break through.

Thinking of this, Qi Yibei quickly took off the purse on his body and threw it to Fu Youran, "Here's the money, let us go."

Fu Youran is thinking about the silver bag in her hand, um, it is quite enough, but...she is very difficult to deal with, if it is an ordinary passer-by or a businessman, the money is enough to satisfy the brothers, but today, look at these two people From head to toe, even the horse I ride looks like I am a rich horse. When I meet two super fat sheep, I give such a bag of money. Do your best to benefit the brothers.

Thinking of this, Fu Youran laughed dryly, "First of all, your attitude is very good, so I would like to praise you once, but, look, we have so many brothers, and your little money will be gone in two days. You have to go down the mountain to rob, as the citizens of Jin, shouldn't you contribute a little bit to the long-term stability of Dajin?" Fu Youran pinched the fingertips of her little finger with her thumb, trying her best to show her strength Sincerity, really just a little bit.

Before Qi Yibei could speak, Qi An beside him scratched his head and shouted, "What do you mean?"

Qi Yibei rolled his eyes and looked at this companion who accompanied him to study and eat since he was a child. He is usually very clever and individual, and he didn't see that he has the potential to be a big fool. Qi Yibei explained patiently: "What does she mean? That is, the money is not enough, so we have to add more.”

Fu Youran immediately applauded enthusiastically, "He's still No. [-] handsome guy and smart, let's not talk nonsense, keep the two BMWs, and take off the inlaid pendants hanging on his body, and everything that has something to do with words like gold, silver and jade, and you guys You can leave here in peace."

"No." When Qi Yibei heard that the horses were left behind, he immediately objected. Without horses, what else is there to do?Who are you chasing?Originally, with his kung fu, it would not be a problem even if he rushed out. The bad thing is that when he went out, he did not know what foolishness to bring out Qi An, a "senior book boy" who could only memorize the Four Books and Five Classics. Then he would run away. Poor Qi An could not escape the tragic fate of being robbed of wealth and sex by bandits.

Hearing that the fat sheep wanted to resist, all the thieves in Shenfengzhai shook the shiny golden ring knife in their hands in unison. Fu Youran made a calm gesture, "Quality! Pay attention to quality!"

After appeasing the big and small bandits, Fu Youran spread her hands towards Qi Yibei, "Handsome guy, I'm sorry, I was just notifying you, not discussing with you."

At this moment, Qi An finally understood his situation, blushed with anger, pointed at Fu Youran and said, "You... As a woman, you are not ashamed to do such a thing of blocking the way?"

(End of this chapter)