The best princess

Chapter 65 The Peerless Double Pride
What did you say?It's actually very simple. Lin Xiyue said that she had to learn from Fu Youran and come back with more things.Fu Youran told her that the guards in the palace were hard to deal with, she could only use the East Palace as her base, and if she wanted to take care of the entire palace, she had to go out and inquire first.

But how could this plan to rob houses be revealed so easily?Lin Xiyue waved her hand and said, "No comment."

Based on the idea that she would not say anything if she asked again, Mo Weitian changed the question appropriately, "It seems that you just..." He pointed to the bedroom, "What did you sing in there?"

Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue's eyes lit up at the same time, and they said in unison: "Did you hear that? How did you sing?"

Stupid!But looking at the abnormal state of the two of them, Mo Weitian didn't dare to speak, and Qi Yibei who was beside him leisurely answered for him: "Just now he overheard it and told me that he had never heard such a good thing. voice and drama."

"Really!" Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue looked at each other, with excitement that couldn't be concealed flashing in their eyes.

"Xiyue!"

"Leisurely!"

The two held hands tightly, "We finally have fans!"

After Mo Weitian heard this, a drop of cold sweat trickled down from his forehead, but he didn't dare to offend the two mountain kings, so he sneered twice.

Fu Youran said happily: "Our 'Peerless Twins' can finally come back out of the arena!"

Lin Xiyue was also ecstatic.

Thinking back to three years ago, the popular opera wind introduced from Wei State, which was at the peak of its cultural undertakings, finally blew into the small Anyang County. Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue formed the girl duo group " Peerless double pride".True color is their signature, and originality is their pride.After three months of rehearsals, their first play "East is Long and West is Short" finally came out, and they held a small-scale touring performance - two auditions in Shenfengzhai and Lintingzhai respectively.

After the audition, the audience responded enthusiastically, and the excited duo decided to perform ten extra performances, and charged a nominal admission fee—one penny per ticket.

On the night of the first extra performance, the vacancies for going out to patrol the mountains in Shenfengzhai have been fired to two cents per person, and the thieves still robbed their heads. It hurts, some have a sore butt, and some are willing to take the risk of eating the leftovers from seven days ago, just to...not attend the concert of the two kings.

Facing these tasteless thieves, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue didn't hesitate, and moved to Lin Tingzhai the next day, and received strong support from Lin Dazhai. Unexpectedly, on the night of the performance, everyone in Lin Tingzhai The urination caused the latrines in Tingzhong to be overloaded. The thieves who did not grab the latrine had to go to the mountains to support the greening cause and help the plants grow. The strong smell spread throughout the entire mountain for several months.Of course, this is a postscript, and there is another postscript. It is said that on the night of the concert, Master Lin Dazhai secretly gave the cook a pack of unidentified medicinal powder with "ejaculation" written on it...

The concert failed, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue learned from the painful experience, and conducted a non-name voting survey within the two villages.There are a total of 62 thieves in the two thieves' strongholds. Except for too many circles and too many typos that cannot be recognized, there are a total of 56 valid votes.

More than 80.00% of the thieves reflected that the content of "The East is Long and the West is Short" is too profound. Although it follows the current popular postmodernist style, the characters are too exaggerated, especially the scene where Fu Youran keeps flirting with a donkey. The donkey who didn't live up to expectations actually shit on the stage. Although Fu Youran had been standing in front of the pile of shit to cover up the performance, the smell made the audience in the front row cover their noses. The behavior of kicking and then threatening the audience not to laugh still made the atmosphere very embarrassing. Everyone thought that it was the donkey who should be punished, not the human.In addition, the village girl played by Lin Xiyue, who wants to avenge her family, actually tries to buy a killer with two eggs, which is even more unbelievable and seriously divorced from reality.

More than half of the remaining 20.00% of the thieves felt that the actor could not speak clearly, and suspected that he was imitating a famous actor at the time, and the costumes and props were very simple, and there was no tea supply at the performance site.

Only the last 5.00% are knowledgeable. I feel that the emotions in "East Long West Short" are sincere and touching, and vividly portray the contradictory and selfish nature of human nature. It's just that the performance skills of the two actors need to be strengthened, and it is best not to appear out of tune again Out of tune, can't remember the lines, and read the manuscript on the spot.

After receiving many opinions, from creation to performance, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue have really worked hard and performed many performances, but the audience was ignorant, so the two were forced to announce their solo career. At the farewell concert , the two of them incited many thieves to cry with their solid sensational skills. The scene was chaotic for a while. Fu Lin and his two were so excited that they made a passionate declaration of "as long as there are people listening to us, we will continue to sing", but obviously They underestimated the consequences of this statement.Just after they finished speaking, all the thieves present fell silent, and then they scrambled to squeeze out of the performance site, for fear of walking a step slower and being caught back as fans.

Although the thieves didn't buy it, Fu Youran and Lin Xiyue kept their declaration firmly in mind and never gave up on creating. Until today, when they were in a hurry, they performed a scene from an old joke created a year ago in the bedroom .

The whole story is like this, the two of them looked back with great emotion, Mo Weitian only felt a chill penetrated from the soles of his feet, and then went up to the limbs, for no other reason, just now Fu Youran promised to take time to give them this one and only Fans perform all the productions since the group's formation, and this "only" fan, unfortunately, is him.

Glancing at Qi Yibei, Qi Yibei immediately looked at him with warning eyes.

"Dare to drag me into the water, think about the consequences first!" This is the message Mo Weitian read from his eyes.

Qi Yibei... Uh, I sympathize with what happened to Mo Weitian. These two are extremely arrogant and absolutely unacceptable. Thinking of this, Qi Yibei is also a little afraid. Throwing it out, I'm afraid even I will suffer now.

Just when Qi Yibei was secretly rejoicing, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the peerless pair of giants...cough!Double pride!Moving towards the outside of the courtyard.

"Where are you going?" It's not fun for Tianlei to stir the fire, so it's better to be careful.

Fu Youran said without turning her head: "I'll take Xiyue to visit other parts of the East Palace. Don't worry, I won't go far."

rest assured?It's okay if she didn't say it, but Qi Yibei became even more worried when she said such a word out of the blue, and after thinking for a while, he dragged Mo Weitian to chase them out, but the two of them were nowhere to be seen.

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"Where are we going?" Lin Xiyue's face was full of excitement, "Stand on the plate now?"

"Of course not." Fu Youran explained while hurrying, "I can't step on it now, and tomorrow I will go to pay my respects to the ladies behind me. You can pretend to be a court lady and follow me. When I hold them all back, you can act now." .”

Lin Xiyue was greatly admired, nodded again and again, and then asked: "Then what are we going to do now?"

"Now?" Fu Youran smirked twice, "Now I will take you to practice. There is a place that I have wanted to go for a long time."

This place that Fu Youran has fascinated for a long time is not anywhere else, but the residence of Xue Xuanning, a big family in the East Palace, who has always spent a lot of money - Ning Xuexuan.

"It looks very ordinary." Looking at Ning Xuexuan not far away, Lin Xiyue commented while looking around, "Who lives in it?"

"One of Lao Qi's concubines."

"Concubine?" Lin Xiyue couldn't help laughing and said: "Everyone says that a wife is not as good as a concubine, how about it? You, a big woman, are not less angry with concubines, right?"

"She dares!" Fu Youran dug her ears, "You don't know, she fought fiercely with another concubine and even killed her, how can Lao Qi, such a femme fatale? Two abandoned wives, I don't know. I can't be bothered."

Lin Xiyue said sympathetically, "They became abandoned wives less than two months after they got married? It's really pitiful."

"Poor?" Fu Youran said with a chuckle, "That's their own fault, and there are even more pitiful ones."

"Oh?"

In order to satisfy Lin Xiyue's curiosity, Fu Youran lay down next to her ear and whispered: "The worst thing is that the two of them are still young children, and they become abandoned wives when they are still girls. Do you think it is miserable?"

"What?" Lin Xiyue didn't believe it anymore, "How is this possible! The Crown Prince of Jin Dynasty is known to be addicted to wine and sex, how could he let go of a beauty like Yan Peiruo? Or..." She lowered her voice and said, "Is it possible that the old man Qi Ta really... can't you?"

"Fuck you!" Fu Youran pushed Lin Xiyue, "He's very normal, I don't know how normal it is!"

"Ah!" Lin Xiyue screamed and grabbed Fu Youran's arm, "You, you, you, you, you..."

Fu Youran shook her arm away with disgust on her face, "Go away if you lose your mind."

Lin Xiyue put her arms around Fu Youran's neck and dragged her into a rockery, then pointed to her nose and said, "Be honest! Have you lost your virginity!"

"What a shame!" Fu Youran pushed away Lin Xiyue's finger, patted her chest and said, "My uncle is pure and clean."

"Put P!" Lin Xiyue couldn't help spewing out a dirty word, "Bingqing Yujie, you know that Lao Qi is 'very normal, don't know how normal'? Hurry up and tell the truth, don't make unnecessary resistance!"

Fu Youran suddenly felt a little hot, fanned the wind with her hand, met Lin Xiyue's probing eyes, snickered and hooked her fingers, "Actually, it's like this, that, that, that... understand? "

Lin Xiyue opened her mouth wide, but she couldn't hide the excitement in her expression, "Good girl, you actually murdered the current crown prince of Dajin!"

"What cruelty!" Fu Youran said with her mouth curled up, "It was all chosen by him, how dare you lie to me!"

Lin Xiyue said jokingly: "He picked the leader, so why don't you try yourself and offer a kiss?"

Fu Youran kept a straight face and refused to answer, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.

"You have taken a fancy to Old Qi."

"This question is very serious, I have to think about it." Fu Youran sighed, "I still want to go out of the palace to find my brothers. If I stay in the palace, I'm afraid I won't see them again."

Lin Xiyue lost her sense of humor when she heard this, "Your brothers are all gone, how do you find them?"

Fu Youran straightened her slightly messy clothes without looking up, "I'm going to ask Lao Qi to help me pay attention, how can they find a good place? It's likely to go to another place to start a mountain."

"Stay here and have nothing to do! What do you want to do, and get rid of your burden, don't they hurry up and leave? Are you still waiting for you to go back and harm them?" Lin Xiyue patted Fu Youran on the head, "Speaking of it Come back, Lao Qi looks good, his family background is also prominent, and he is justified with you, but," she rubbed her chin and thought for a long time, "you don't want to be pregnant anymore?"

Fu Youran took a deep breath, regained her energy, made a grimace and said, "If the object is King Huai, I might volunteer myself."

"Bah!" Lin Xiyue looked smug, "Prince Huai is your eldest brother now, why? Want to cause a royal scandal?"

"Huh?" Fu Youran said vigilantly, "Why are you so happy?"

Lin Xiyue smiled without image, "Fourth sibling, bless your second sister-in-law."

"What?" Fu Youran pinched Lin Xiyue's ears, "Wake up! You just caused King Huai to contribute 10 taels a few days ago. If he doesn't hate you, just laugh."

These words seemed to touch Lin Xiyue's sore spot, she said with a firm face, "I will definitely dig out that money from that brat Mo Weitian and return it to King Huai."

"Ha!" Fu Youran said sympathetically, "I think he's even more money-hungry than you, do you want to dig money from him?"

Lin Xiyue said confidently: "Do you know what that brat is most afraid of now?"

Fu Youran shook her head, Lin Xiyue smiled and said, "I'll give you a multiple-choice question. If you were Mo Weitian, which choice would you make? One, spit out the 10 taels of King Huai; two, marry Lin Xiyue."

Fu Youran began to sympathize with Mo Weitian again, but... "You are careful to lose your wife and lose your army."

Lin Xiyue smiled proudly: "I'm sure I won't lose money on this deal. Let's go, let's go to my concubine's place."

Fu Youran shook her head helplessly, followed Lin Xiyue out from behind the rockery, suddenly and quickly grabbed Lin Xiyue back, and hid behind the rockery to look in Ning Xuexuan's direction.

From Ning Xuexuan's gate, a person walked out quickly. Although there was still some distance, it did not prevent Fu Youran from recognizing her.

Yan Peiruo.Why is she here?What surprised Fu Youran even more was the person following Yan Peiruo. That person smiled and sent Beauty Yan out of the door with a dignified and elegant demeanor, but it was Xue Xuanning.

"What's wrong?" Lin Xiyue asked in confusion.

Fu Youran narrowed her eyes slightly, and murmured: "There is a problem."

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People who have read Wong Kar Wai's "Evil in the West" will probably understand this chapter better, because it is Yuan Fu's classic collection. Every time I read it, I laugh at him mercilessly. Sweat, forgive me for being superficial. I have read it more than N I can probably understand what the story is about, but watching such a movie is really tiring~
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