The best princess

Chapter 8 Peaceful Coexistence Regulations
"What grimace are you making?" Fu Youran stared at Lin Xiyue on the verge of going crazy.

"What a grimace! This is an expression of disbelief!"

"Ugly people do strange things!"

Lin Xiyue clenched her fists tightly, "Who are you calling ugly?"

"Whoever speaks to me!"

"You stinky..." Lin Xiyue stopped abruptly in the middle of her sentence. This is a common phrase used by her and Fu Youran on weekdays. How did this fat sheep know and learn the tone of that stinky girl? Lifelike?

Could it be that stinky girl and the handsome guy are playing tricks on her together?Lin Xiyue's face turned extremely dark, "You two colluded to play me?"

It's not impossible. When they were young, they made a bet to see who could scare each other to tears. Fu Youran once pretended to be ill to deceive herself, so that she thought she was overly frightened, and it took a long time for her to feel guilty. .This time, maybe it's her old plan again, to confuse herself, and when she believes it, that stinky girl will be able to make fun of her for the rest of her life, and she must not be fooled!

Fu Youran slumped on the chair in frustration, suddenly a flash of light flashed in her mind, "Lin Xiyue, there is a red mole on your waist, right?"

Lin Xiyue's complexion changed drastically, and she looked at "Fu Youran" who was full of embarrassment on the other side in amazement, and then looked at the handsome guy in front of her who knew her secret things... This is a big matter related to her reputation (Note: The bandit also Double Name Festival, especially the female bandit who hates to marry), that stinky girl doesn't seem to be so shameless to tell others, so to speak...

Fu Youran looked at Lin Xiyue's face and said, "We went to the city to visit the Lantern Festival on the first day of October last year. You saw a juggler and followed him secretly. After he found out, he ran all the way, and finally let us block him. In a dead end, remember?"

How could you not remember!Lin Xiyue rolled her eyes secretly. She originally wanted to ask about his contact information. She didn't expect Fu Youran to be so curious about his trick box, so she rushed over murderously and robbed the man's trick box. Lin Xiyue still feels a little guilty when she thinks about it now.

"And when you were young..."

"Stop." Seeing that the handsome guy is getting more and more energetic, Lin Xiyue quickly stopped, "You said you are Fu Youran, and you have to say something that convinces me. What you just said doesn't count. You have one thing, which is absolutely confidential. , Tell me, I will believe you."

Fu Youran's expression changed, "It's agreed never to mention it!"

Lin Xiyue half believed this sentence, but she still shook her head, "If you don't say it, I won't believe it."

Fu Youran struggled mentally for a long time, then turned her head and glanced at Qi Yibei who was full of curiosity, then pulled Lin Xiyue aside, and said in a very low voice: "When you were eight years old, you held your breath underwater and pretended to be drowning. Scared me...to pee my pants."

After finishing speaking, Fu Youran pulled her hair furiously, "I'll never think about it again!" This was definitely the most embarrassing thing she had done in 17 years.

Although Lin Xiyue had made some preparations, she still suffered a lot. This incident was an absolute blow to Fu Youran, who always prided herself on being wise and powerful. Back then, she voluntarily became a slave for a month in exchange for Lin Xiyue believed that Fu Youran would never tell this to a third person, and now she would not ruin her image just to tease her , so there is only one possibility, this matter is true.

That smelly girl really...became a man!
"Hey! Where are you going?"

Lin Xiyue turned around slowly, grinned and said, "I'll go... blow some air..."

"Miss Lin." Qi Yibei, who hadn't appeared on camera for a long time, hurriedly said.

Lin Xiyue pulled her hair and turned her head, "What...what's the matter?"

"Miss Lin is the eldest lady in Lin Ting village?" If Qi Yibei remembered correctly, Fu Youran once said that "Lin Xiyue" was the daughter of the village owner.

Lin Xiyue nodded embarrassingly, and Qi Yibei hurriedly said: "Has Guizhai ever robbed a woman today? Seventeen or eighteen years old, she looks sweet."

"Sweet?" Lin Xiyue thought for a while, "Oh, you're talking about that silly girl? She's thin-skinned and tender-skinned, and she has to wear two beards, and she thinks we're fools if she wears men's clothing. Is there something wrong with her head? Martial arts Have you read too many novels?"

"Uh... Then is she okay?" Qi Yibei decided to temporarily ignore Lin Xiyue's evaluation.

"Okay." Lin Xiyue is still not used to uttering such polite words from "Fu Youran", and then turned her head to look at Brother Fat Yang... Well, it is the male version of Fu Youran, take a closer look, the quality is quite good , in addition to being handsome, he also has a kind of free and easy energy of Mr. Pianpian, which is really a godsend.

"What are you going to do?"

Fu Youran immediately told about Qi An's finding help from the National Teacher, and Lin Xiyue nodded. She had heard for a long time that the National Teacher had great magical powers, and it was easy to recruit ghosts and gods. It should be a piece of cake to change the soul.

"Then please trouble Ms. Lin to bring Qi An here. I and Zhaizhu Fu are not easy to show up."

Fu Youran curled her lips, it was indeed not easy to show up, the tenderness version of Dazhai mainly appeared in front of everyone, maybe someone would collapse on the spot.

Lin Xiyue nodded and turned to go out. Fu Youran breathed a sigh of relief, leaned on the chair loosely, put one long leg on the armrest, stretched her waist, and yawned...

"Can you be more gentle? After all, you are still a woman..." Qi Yibei finally couldn't stand it, it was too damaging to his image of being gentle.

"Ha, who said I'm a woman? I'm a real gentleman now!" Fu Youran blinked narrowly, "Do you want to take a look?"

Qi Yibei ignored Fu Youran's increasingly vulgar words, "I don't mind facing you naked." Still doing this trick?
Fu Youran stared, "How dare you!"

"Then I would like to trouble you, the village master, to be more gentle, and don't spoil my image."

"Then I'd like to trouble you to be more forthright. Don't be mother-in-law and mother-in-law. My brothers are not used to it!"

"I will work hard."

For a long time...Qi Yibei said unnaturally: "Uh... May I ask where is the clean room?"

"Clean what?" Fu Youran gritted her silver teeth, "The toilet is the toilet, what kind of room is cleaned! Come with me!"

After finishing speaking, Fu Youran led the way, and led Qi Yibei out from the side door to the back of the house, "That's it."

Qi Yibei stepped into the hut with his head down, closed the door and looked at Fu Youran who was standing still through the shoulder-length door, "Uh...can you avoid it first?"

"Back to you! Who knows if you will do anything? I have to monitor you."

Qi Yibei felt a headache, there was nothing he could do, let's accept his fate, turned around and flicked his hem habitually, huh?
"Squat down!"

The pleasant male voice that once belonged to him sounded in his ears, Qi Yibei really wanted to cry, yes, he had to squat down.

"Don't look around!"

Qi Yibei rolled his eyes in the latrine, it's already God's blessing that this dark thing doesn't fall into the latrine, still look?
"Done yet?"

"Okay!" Qi Yibei came out of the hut with a slightly red face, "If you urge me again, I will jump off!"

Jump into the latrine?This kid is a quick learner!Fu Youran gritted her teeth and snorted coldly, "If you dare to do bad things, I'll go to Luoyun Mountain and volunteer myself!" According to this kid's appearance, the comrades in Luoyun Mountain will probably fight to the death.

"you……"

"See if I dare!"

Qi Yibei forcibly suppressed the anger that was about to erupt, the older generation taught us not to stand up to the wind, and a comrade who understands current affairs is a good comrade, bah bah bah... not a comrade!Those who know current affairs are heroes.

Back in the lobby, Qi Yibei said: "We can change back to our original bodies within ten days at least, or half a month at most. That is to say, during this period, we have to take care of each other's bodies."

"good."

"Let's make a gentleman's covenant." Qi Yibei pointed to the bright moon outside the window: "We will make an alliance with the moon, and we will never do anything to damage the reputation of the other party."

The oath was a very serious matter at that time, Fu Youran thought about it, and it seemed to be beneficial to herself, she nodded, "Okay, but you can't be a sissy every now and then!"

"Who's a sissy?"

Seeing Fu Youran's dead expression of "I'm still talking about it", Qi Yibei tried his best to control and control again, "The same is true for you, you must maintain my good image in front of the public."

Fu Youran digs her ears, "I'll try my best." Ha, it's so cool, if you dig your ears like this in the past for Brother Gu to see, you will inevitably be nagging, now, who cares?Sure enough, it's better to be a man.

"Then...how about taking a shower?" Qi Yibei took the lead in raising this serious question, "I don't mind letting you see my body, but you..."

"If you dare to look, you will be blinded!"

Qi Yibei said angrily: "Is it your eyes or mine?"

"Uh..." It seemed complicated, Fu Youran decided to skip this question, "Then don't wash it."

"Don't take a bath for half a month?" Qi Yibei shouted as if he saw a ghost: "Could it be that you have this kind of record before?" As he spoke, he hurriedly sniffed his clothes and neckline.

Fu Youran stepped forward and grabbed the hand of "myself", and said with a smile: "Don't smell it, I always like to be clean, but you really don't look like a man. The brothers in our village don't wash themselves every month. It's a common thing, do you need to make such a fuss?"

Qi Yibei raised his head, and just as he was about to speak, he smelled a faint fragrance. Strangely, when he was on his body, he couldn't smell it very well. Now that he changed his body, he felt that it smelled good. Let's take a closer look at the top of his head Such a handsome face, this kind of wild and unruly smile is never seen in ordinary times, it turns out that I can also smile so casually, why didn't I discover my wild potential before?
Fu Youran also felt that something was wrong when he remained silent. She lowered her head and looked into a pair of shining eyes, calm as water, is this herself?Is it more difficult to let yourself act like this than to kill yourself?

The two were lost in their "reverse" images. When they came back to their senses, they suddenly found that they were so close to each other. A big hand was holding a slender wrist, feeling each other's body temperature, warm and intimate. .

(End of this chapter)