Invincible Storage Ring
Chapter 80 Special fart
Chapter 80 Special fart
"Zhao Dong, how did you meet Yiru?"
The dishes were already ordered, and although Guo Yufeng was a little bit pained, he could still bear it after all. He drank a sip of beer, and chatted with Zhao Dong seemingly casually.
"This is good, the meat melts in your mouth, it's delicious!" Zhao Dong stuffed the food into his mouth, and kept praising the dish, but didn't answer Guo Yufeng's question directly.
Guo Yufeng scolded Zhao Dong inwardly, but still smiled and said: "Brother Zhao Dong, I know we were very unhappy when I saw you these two times, and I guess you have a very bad impression of me, but it's you Get to know me, I have been with this person for a long time, and you know that I am a good friend who can definitely make friends."
"Yeah!" Zhao Dong took another mouthful of crab meat and nodded, not sure whether he liked the dish or agreed with Guo Yufeng's words.
"I'm a careless person, and I can't hide things in my heart. Since you are Yiru's god-brother, then we are not outsiders. Let's expose the past and don't mention it. If there is anything wrong, don't take it to your heart." .”
Hearing what Guo Yufeng said, Zhao Dong felt a little better, wiped his mouth, and said, "Then why do you want me?"
Guo Yufeng suppressed the urgency in his heart, and said, "This...it's not convenient here, let's find a quiet place later, you finish eating first."
Zhao Dong is also not polite, since this guy has something to ask for himself, he can eat what he should, and there is no need to save money for him.
Finally, when Zhao Dong was full, Guo Yufeng hurriedly asked the waiter to pay the bill, and Zhao Dong immediately said to the waiter, "Waiter! Take it!"
Guo Yufeng frowned. When he came out to eat, no matter how much leftovers he had, he didn't pack them. In his eyes, packing is definitely a shameful thing, especially when Zhao Dong shouted so loudly that Guo Yufeng Feeling ashamed, he quickly said: "Don't pack it up, I'll buy you some food later."
Looking at Guo Yufeng's ugly face, Zhao Dong felt very refreshed, and immediately said, "Don't, it's shameful to waste it. I ordered these things to feed my relatives. How could I not take them home?"
Guo Yufeng hurriedly said: "No, no, no! What do you want, I will ask them to make it for you to take home tonight."
"That's a lot of money, I'm so embarrassed, besides... I like to eat these." Zhao Dong didn't expect Guo Yufeng to answer like this. Guo Yufeng really has money and no place to spend it.
"It's all right! Waiter, place another order for this table. I'll buy it together now and deliver it to this little brother's home in the evening."
Although Huafu Restaurant does not provide food delivery service, it also provides door-to-door banquet service. In addition, Guo Yufeng is also a regular customer here, so the waiter readily agreed.
Ten minutes later, Guo Yufeng brought Zhao Dong to a residential area outside the second ring road, then parked the car in front of an independent villa, opened the door, and said, "I just bought this house, and it has just been renovated. , no one lives yet, absolutely quiet.”
When the two entered the living room, Zhao Dong was also stupefied inwardly. He had seen what a rich person's life is like. The living room of this villa was decorated extremely luxuriously. From pieces of furniture to small pieces of various decorations, all of them are high-quality goods.
Bringing Zhao Dong here, Guo Yufeng smiled all over his face and said, "Come on! Brother Zhao Dong, sit down. If you want something to drink, I'll get it for you."
Unexpectedly, Zhao Dong shrank back a little at this time, looked at Guo Yufeng nervously, and said with horror on his face, "You...what do you want to do?"
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to discuss something with you, don't be afraid." Guo Yufeng made Zhao Dong's nervousness make him a little confused.
"But...but your smile is so lewd, I...I don't like men!"
Guo Yufeng almost fell to the ground, so angry in his heart, this Zhao Dong is really depressing, especially the weak and helpless look, as if he really wanted to do something to him, although he didn't say he was tall He's mighty, but he's not very masculine anyway. How could this kid see that he has such a habit, and said angrily, "I don't like men either, don't worry."
"Really?" Zhao Dong still looked at Guo Yufeng warily.
"Really!" Guo Yufeng was a little annoyed, and almost smashed the ashtray on the coffee table on Zhao Dong's head.
"Oh! I'm relieved when you look like this!" Zhao Dong covered his chest.
"You..." Guo Yufeng held his breath so hard that he almost couldn't catch his breath. He walked around the sofa for half a circle, and then he evened out his breath. After getting two cans of drinks, Guo Yufeng opened them for Zhao Dong himself, and said: "Have some drinks."
Zhao Dong took the drink but glanced at it, looked at Guo Yufeng vigilantly and said, "You're not here... to take the medicine?"
"I..." Guo Yufeng's anger, which had just subsided, surged up again, and he raised his head and put the drink to his mouth, but he didn't pour out a drop, and the mouth of the can hadn't been opened yet.
Seeing that Guo Yufeng was already pissed off, Zhao Dong suddenly changed his face, and said to Guo Yufeng admiringly, "Brother Guo, your special ability yesterday was so handsome, can you show it to me again?"
When Guo Yufeng heard these words, all his anger seemed to be sucked out by a powerful air pump, and he was very excited, but immediately said very depressed: "Brother Zhao Dong, to tell you the truth, my special The function was only discovered recently, and it still doesn’t work from time to time, like yesterday, it worked very well, but today...it just didn’t work.”
"Ah, what's going on?" Zhao Dong looked confused, but he was secretly happy. This guy put gold on his face, so obviously he wouldn't associate the problem with him. It was Shen Yiru who asked, as long as this guy said that, he was completely out of touch.
Guo Yufeng frowned and said: "I just want to discuss it with you. No one saw it a few days ago, and I didn't tell anyone about it. You and Yiru saw it yesterday. Please help me think about it. Is there any special situation? Is there something that triggered my special function?"
Zhao Dong couldn't stop laughing to himself, but he still pretended to frown and thought: "What was there that day... What was there that day? How do I know what stimulated you that day? Ah! I remembered... There must be something that day. A very special thing."
"What's the matter?" Guo Yufeng's eyes widened immediately, and he looked at Zhao Dong excitedly.
"This..." Zhao Dong twitched suddenly, and said, "Well, I farted that day, isn't it... very special?"
Today I was surprised to hear that an author MM had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage. The current news is not sure tomorrow, but I feel very uncomfortable. It is best if this is fake news. If it is true, I hope that Erqin MM will recover soon... Tomorrow in praying for you
(End of this chapter)
"Zhao Dong, how did you meet Yiru?"
The dishes were already ordered, and although Guo Yufeng was a little bit pained, he could still bear it after all. He drank a sip of beer, and chatted with Zhao Dong seemingly casually.
"This is good, the meat melts in your mouth, it's delicious!" Zhao Dong stuffed the food into his mouth, and kept praising the dish, but didn't answer Guo Yufeng's question directly.
Guo Yufeng scolded Zhao Dong inwardly, but still smiled and said: "Brother Zhao Dong, I know we were very unhappy when I saw you these two times, and I guess you have a very bad impression of me, but it's you Get to know me, I have been with this person for a long time, and you know that I am a good friend who can definitely make friends."
"Yeah!" Zhao Dong took another mouthful of crab meat and nodded, not sure whether he liked the dish or agreed with Guo Yufeng's words.
"I'm a careless person, and I can't hide things in my heart. Since you are Yiru's god-brother, then we are not outsiders. Let's expose the past and don't mention it. If there is anything wrong, don't take it to your heart." .”
Hearing what Guo Yufeng said, Zhao Dong felt a little better, wiped his mouth, and said, "Then why do you want me?"
Guo Yufeng suppressed the urgency in his heart, and said, "This...it's not convenient here, let's find a quiet place later, you finish eating first."
Zhao Dong is also not polite, since this guy has something to ask for himself, he can eat what he should, and there is no need to save money for him.
Finally, when Zhao Dong was full, Guo Yufeng hurriedly asked the waiter to pay the bill, and Zhao Dong immediately said to the waiter, "Waiter! Take it!"
Guo Yufeng frowned. When he came out to eat, no matter how much leftovers he had, he didn't pack them. In his eyes, packing is definitely a shameful thing, especially when Zhao Dong shouted so loudly that Guo Yufeng Feeling ashamed, he quickly said: "Don't pack it up, I'll buy you some food later."
Looking at Guo Yufeng's ugly face, Zhao Dong felt very refreshed, and immediately said, "Don't, it's shameful to waste it. I ordered these things to feed my relatives. How could I not take them home?"
Guo Yufeng hurriedly said: "No, no, no! What do you want, I will ask them to make it for you to take home tonight."
"That's a lot of money, I'm so embarrassed, besides... I like to eat these." Zhao Dong didn't expect Guo Yufeng to answer like this. Guo Yufeng really has money and no place to spend it.
"It's all right! Waiter, place another order for this table. I'll buy it together now and deliver it to this little brother's home in the evening."
Although Huafu Restaurant does not provide food delivery service, it also provides door-to-door banquet service. In addition, Guo Yufeng is also a regular customer here, so the waiter readily agreed.
Ten minutes later, Guo Yufeng brought Zhao Dong to a residential area outside the second ring road, then parked the car in front of an independent villa, opened the door, and said, "I just bought this house, and it has just been renovated. , no one lives yet, absolutely quiet.”
When the two entered the living room, Zhao Dong was also stupefied inwardly. He had seen what a rich person's life is like. The living room of this villa was decorated extremely luxuriously. From pieces of furniture to small pieces of various decorations, all of them are high-quality goods.
Bringing Zhao Dong here, Guo Yufeng smiled all over his face and said, "Come on! Brother Zhao Dong, sit down. If you want something to drink, I'll get it for you."
Unexpectedly, Zhao Dong shrank back a little at this time, looked at Guo Yufeng nervously, and said with horror on his face, "You...what do you want to do?"
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to discuss something with you, don't be afraid." Guo Yufeng made Zhao Dong's nervousness make him a little confused.
"But...but your smile is so lewd, I...I don't like men!"
Guo Yufeng almost fell to the ground, so angry in his heart, this Zhao Dong is really depressing, especially the weak and helpless look, as if he really wanted to do something to him, although he didn't say he was tall He's mighty, but he's not very masculine anyway. How could this kid see that he has such a habit, and said angrily, "I don't like men either, don't worry."
"Really?" Zhao Dong still looked at Guo Yufeng warily.
"Really!" Guo Yufeng was a little annoyed, and almost smashed the ashtray on the coffee table on Zhao Dong's head.
"Oh! I'm relieved when you look like this!" Zhao Dong covered his chest.
"You..." Guo Yufeng held his breath so hard that he almost couldn't catch his breath. He walked around the sofa for half a circle, and then he evened out his breath. After getting two cans of drinks, Guo Yufeng opened them for Zhao Dong himself, and said: "Have some drinks."
Zhao Dong took the drink but glanced at it, looked at Guo Yufeng vigilantly and said, "You're not here... to take the medicine?"
"I..." Guo Yufeng's anger, which had just subsided, surged up again, and he raised his head and put the drink to his mouth, but he didn't pour out a drop, and the mouth of the can hadn't been opened yet.
Seeing that Guo Yufeng was already pissed off, Zhao Dong suddenly changed his face, and said to Guo Yufeng admiringly, "Brother Guo, your special ability yesterday was so handsome, can you show it to me again?"
When Guo Yufeng heard these words, all his anger seemed to be sucked out by a powerful air pump, and he was very excited, but immediately said very depressed: "Brother Zhao Dong, to tell you the truth, my special The function was only discovered recently, and it still doesn’t work from time to time, like yesterday, it worked very well, but today...it just didn’t work.”
"Ah, what's going on?" Zhao Dong looked confused, but he was secretly happy. This guy put gold on his face, so obviously he wouldn't associate the problem with him. It was Shen Yiru who asked, as long as this guy said that, he was completely out of touch.
Guo Yufeng frowned and said: "I just want to discuss it with you. No one saw it a few days ago, and I didn't tell anyone about it. You and Yiru saw it yesterday. Please help me think about it. Is there any special situation? Is there something that triggered my special function?"
Zhao Dong couldn't stop laughing to himself, but he still pretended to frown and thought: "What was there that day... What was there that day? How do I know what stimulated you that day? Ah! I remembered... There must be something that day. A very special thing."
"What's the matter?" Guo Yufeng's eyes widened immediately, and he looked at Zhao Dong excitedly.
"This..." Zhao Dong twitched suddenly, and said, "Well, I farted that day, isn't it... very special?"
Today I was surprised to hear that an author MM had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage. The current news is not sure tomorrow, but I feel very uncomfortable. It is best if this is fake news. If it is true, I hope that Erqin MM will recover soon... Tomorrow in praying for you
(End of this chapter)
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