After binding the king's red envelope group, I have soared

Chapter 455 Hey!Scumbag!

Millet:? ? ?
Many friends popped up from the little question mark.

"What? How do you know? Why do you have to kneel on the washboard?"

My deskmate played tricks: "This is a long story..."

"Long story short!"

"His wife also wanted to buy weight-loss pills. He couldn't get the weight-loss pills and tried to educate his daughter-in-law that the weight-loss products were unreliable. As a result, he was countereducated by kneeling on the washboard every day to coax the baby to sleep until late at night. Now it's spread all over the school, don't you know? "

Xiaomi's tablemates came out in a row, but what was embarrassing was that Xiaomi really understood.

Xiaomi: "Oh~"

She pinched her slender and tough waist after she lost weight, and couldn't help but giggle.

It is good to be able to take time off to concentrate on practicing closed-mouth meditation at home after grabbing weight-loss pills like the mother and daughter of the Mi family, but isn’t this impossible for most people?
Ever since, there are many ironic jokes made by the cheating sequelae to the users.

For example, Lin Ziming helped his mother buy soy sauce on this day, and met his music teacher in the supermarket.

There was a woman next to the music teacher, and the two were pushing a shopping cart and holding hands, so close.

Lin Ziming became angry when he saw it!

He stomped and rushed up, without a word, buttocked the music teacher with his forehead, then clenched his fists and said to the music teacher who turned his head angrily:
"Hey! Scumbag!"

music teacher:? ? ?
At this time, Lin Ziming saw the face of the woman next to him, and immediately became even more angry. He complained beautifully:

"Teacher, although our English teacher is a little fatter, she is also the girlfriend you Mingmei is marrying. You, you, how can you find a substitute outside behind her back?! It's wrong for you to do this!"

"This woman, does she have an English teacher who sings badly? Does she have an English teacher's interesting soul? Why do you have to be sorry for the English teacher?! Besides, you don't even have the money to recharge the English teacher's 500 million meal card. Why do you find a substitute? !"

The immature face is full of grief at seeing a lost lamb, and a little bit of hatred for looking for a mistress without money.

music teacher:? ? ?
What is the girlfriend that Ming Media is marrying?
Also, are you sure the big paragraph behind you is boasting?

"Well, Ziming, you misunderstood, I am your English teacher."

The woman next to him who heard him suddenly jump out and spray for a long time couldn't hold back, and opened her mouth in embarrassment.

However, Lin Ziming's reaction was:

"yue~"

Lin Ziming pinched his nose and retched twice, but Haoxuan held back the vomiting.

A few days ago, when my mother was not paying attention, my younger brother secretly jioed and urinated on the apples sold at the door of the house. In the end, my mother bought all the twenty or so poured apples home.

He also gritted his teeth and taught him about the tragic consequences of staying on the floor to mop the floor if he urinates on the floor.

Lin Ziming drew inferences from one instance, thinking:

He didn't bring his mother to mop the floor when he went out today, so he couldn't be detained carelessly.

The passers-by around who were attracted by Lin Ziming's loud voice scattered like birds and beasts as early as the moment the English teacher spoke.

Gossip?what is that?Is their life important?

They have a radius of ten meters, and now they are so clean that there is not even a single ant in them.

Lin Ziming calmed down the urge to vomit, and looked up.

Those eyes, those mouths, it seems...she is really an English teacher who has been on leave for two weeks and hasn't attended class.

(End of this chapter)