Cultivation little Taoist
Chapter 1 Yin Marriage
Chapter 1 Yin Marriage
On the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the Ghost Festival of the Ghost Festival, it is written in the almanac that it is appropriate to sacrifice, but it is forbidden to marry and break ground.
At a mass grave in the back mountain of a remote mountain village in Jiangxia County, Yizhou, a line of luxury cars and a mahogany coffin were parked. There were many people standing around, but all of them were wearing bright red clothes representing festivities, clearly different from the surrounding cemetery. Xiao Se felt out of place, and at the same time, two strong men were also holding the nails of a thin wooden coffin next to an excavated grave.
Because today is the Hungry Ghost Festival, the hands of the two men lifting the nails were obviously trembling, but a fat man in Taoist robes behind them urged, "Hurry up, what are you afraid of when I'm here?"
Wang Daochang's words seemed to reassure the two of them, they were nailed together, and when the coffin lid was opened, a young boy's body appeared inside.
Appears to be in his twenties, with a thin body, fine features, and a bit of handsome looks. Although Boss Xia's daughter is a bit inferior, it is still passable.
It's just that he was wearing a pink shroud, which looked very nondescript.
Wang Daochang breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the little brother didn't lie to him yesterday, there really was a young boy who had just been buried here.
Boss Xia is in a high position, and marrying his daughter in the shadows is considered a blessing in eight lifetimes. It's no wonder that little brother put so much money into his hand to get his acupoints to marry him on his brother's grave , This is just right, saving myself a lot of trouble.
"The ten directions are quiet, and the rings are resounding. Disciple Wang Feng, the abbot and the abbot here, have married in a yin marriage and are in good company. In the underworld, there should be such an account!"
Daoist Wang said loudly, and then tied a red thread to the right wrist of the young corpse, and then extended it to the mahogany coffin and wrapped it around the coffin.
The reason why the mahogany coffin was not opened was that this would mean that the young man was her door-to-door son-in-law, and he had to be used as a cow and a horse in the underworld.
The red thread buzzed, flashed a red light for a moment, and then returned to normal. This made many people exclaim, feeling that everything was amazing, and they also had infinite admiration for Daoist Wang.
Daoist Wang was also secretly happy. This yin marriage ceremony is the lowest level of magic in Taoism. It is really simple enough. He turned around and said to a middle-aged man:
"Boss Xia, it's done, you can be buried now."
The two strong men went over to build the coffin, and whispered to the corpse of the young man in the pink shroud:
"This person is dressed like this, he must have been a pervert in his lifetime."
"Who are you calling a pervert?"
The boy suddenly opened his eyes, stared at the two men and asked.
The two men were stunned for a moment, then wailed, "Damn it!" and ran away rolling and crawling.
Only then did Ye Feng realize that he was lying in the coffin. When he saw the shroud on his body and the red line on his right hand, he looked up to the sky and shouted loudly:
"My god! These bastards!"
Ye Feng was originally an orphan, and he studied under Maoshan's sect. Yesterday, for some reason, his master taught him the strongest of the Maoshan methods, the supernatant thunder method.
Several of my senior brothers came to congratulate me, so I dragged myself to drink, but I fell into pieces after drinking, and when I woke up, I found such a place.
The most important thing is that I was treated as a corpse and married into an unrepentant shady marriage!
In the future, when I come to the underworld, I will be a ghost, and any pretty female ghost will rush to stick it on me, but now I have an extra daughter-in-law out of thin air!If that daughter-in-law is another dinosaur girl...
These bastard senior brothers have made themselves miserable!
"Jealous! This is Chi Guoguo's jealousy! I have to go back and talk to them!"
Ye Feng thought so, just untied the red thread on his wrist and wanted to go back to Maoshan quickly, but unexpectedly, he was stopped by Wang Daochang sternly:
"Monster, you still want to run away! Boss Xia, I'll accept this ghost, and I'll only charge you 10 yuan more!"
He rushed out suddenly, pulled out a piece of talisman paper and muttered in his mouth at the same time: "Edict Yangyang, the sun rises in the east, I bestow a magic talisman, the general sweep is ominous, the Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law!"
He pasted the talisman on Ye Feng's face, and at the same time pressed his thumbs hard against Ye Feng's temple.
But Ye Feng didn't move at all, with black lines all over his face:
"I'm a human! Human! You're so blind! And it's your bastard's yin marriage!?"
After finishing speaking, he slapped backhand, and directly slapped Taoist Wang in a circle.
(End of this chapter)
On the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the Ghost Festival of the Ghost Festival, it is written in the almanac that it is appropriate to sacrifice, but it is forbidden to marry and break ground.
At a mass grave in the back mountain of a remote mountain village in Jiangxia County, Yizhou, a line of luxury cars and a mahogany coffin were parked. There were many people standing around, but all of them were wearing bright red clothes representing festivities, clearly different from the surrounding cemetery. Xiao Se felt out of place, and at the same time, two strong men were also holding the nails of a thin wooden coffin next to an excavated grave.
Because today is the Hungry Ghost Festival, the hands of the two men lifting the nails were obviously trembling, but a fat man in Taoist robes behind them urged, "Hurry up, what are you afraid of when I'm here?"
Wang Daochang's words seemed to reassure the two of them, they were nailed together, and when the coffin lid was opened, a young boy's body appeared inside.
Appears to be in his twenties, with a thin body, fine features, and a bit of handsome looks. Although Boss Xia's daughter is a bit inferior, it is still passable.
It's just that he was wearing a pink shroud, which looked very nondescript.
Wang Daochang breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the little brother didn't lie to him yesterday, there really was a young boy who had just been buried here.
Boss Xia is in a high position, and marrying his daughter in the shadows is considered a blessing in eight lifetimes. It's no wonder that little brother put so much money into his hand to get his acupoints to marry him on his brother's grave , This is just right, saving myself a lot of trouble.
"The ten directions are quiet, and the rings are resounding. Disciple Wang Feng, the abbot and the abbot here, have married in a yin marriage and are in good company. In the underworld, there should be such an account!"
Daoist Wang said loudly, and then tied a red thread to the right wrist of the young corpse, and then extended it to the mahogany coffin and wrapped it around the coffin.
The reason why the mahogany coffin was not opened was that this would mean that the young man was her door-to-door son-in-law, and he had to be used as a cow and a horse in the underworld.
The red thread buzzed, flashed a red light for a moment, and then returned to normal. This made many people exclaim, feeling that everything was amazing, and they also had infinite admiration for Daoist Wang.
Daoist Wang was also secretly happy. This yin marriage ceremony is the lowest level of magic in Taoism. It is really simple enough. He turned around and said to a middle-aged man:
"Boss Xia, it's done, you can be buried now."
The two strong men went over to build the coffin, and whispered to the corpse of the young man in the pink shroud:
"This person is dressed like this, he must have been a pervert in his lifetime."
"Who are you calling a pervert?"
The boy suddenly opened his eyes, stared at the two men and asked.
The two men were stunned for a moment, then wailed, "Damn it!" and ran away rolling and crawling.
Only then did Ye Feng realize that he was lying in the coffin. When he saw the shroud on his body and the red line on his right hand, he looked up to the sky and shouted loudly:
"My god! These bastards!"
Ye Feng was originally an orphan, and he studied under Maoshan's sect. Yesterday, for some reason, his master taught him the strongest of the Maoshan methods, the supernatant thunder method.
Several of my senior brothers came to congratulate me, so I dragged myself to drink, but I fell into pieces after drinking, and when I woke up, I found such a place.
The most important thing is that I was treated as a corpse and married into an unrepentant shady marriage!
In the future, when I come to the underworld, I will be a ghost, and any pretty female ghost will rush to stick it on me, but now I have an extra daughter-in-law out of thin air!If that daughter-in-law is another dinosaur girl...
These bastard senior brothers have made themselves miserable!
"Jealous! This is Chi Guoguo's jealousy! I have to go back and talk to them!"
Ye Feng thought so, just untied the red thread on his wrist and wanted to go back to Maoshan quickly, but unexpectedly, he was stopped by Wang Daochang sternly:
"Monster, you still want to run away! Boss Xia, I'll accept this ghost, and I'll only charge you 10 yuan more!"
He rushed out suddenly, pulled out a piece of talisman paper and muttered in his mouth at the same time: "Edict Yangyang, the sun rises in the east, I bestow a magic talisman, the general sweep is ominous, the Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law!"
He pasted the talisman on Ye Feng's face, and at the same time pressed his thumbs hard against Ye Feng's temple.
But Ye Feng didn't move at all, with black lines all over his face:
"I'm a human! Human! You're so blind! And it's your bastard's yin marriage!?"
After finishing speaking, he slapped backhand, and directly slapped Taoist Wang in a circle.
(End of this chapter)
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