Cultivation little Taoist
Chapter 306
Chapter 306
"Chaoshan area." Ye Feng pointed to a brand of Chaoshan beef hot pot and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, we will go back by car."
"We have different paths, Lingxiu and I will leave first." Zhuge Ming supported Zhang Lingxiu and waved to Ye Feng: "There will be a period later."
"Okay." Ye Feng nodded and watched the two leave.
"Hey, haven't you left their contact information yet?" the fat man reminded.
"To make friends in the Taoist system, everything depends on fate." Ye Feng shrugged, and looked in the direction where the two left: "The heart is together, there is no need to leave such hypocritical things as contact information."
"It's so pretentious." The fat man said helplessly, "When you met a girl and asked for her contact information, you didn't have a Taoist system."
"Really? How did I forget that I still care about the girls' contact information, isn't it always the girls who give me the contact information?" Ye Feng replied with a strange expression on his face.
"Brother, I'm sorry to bother you." Faced with Ye Feng's pretentious three consecutive attempts, the fat man had no choice but to admit defeat.
The coastline where Si Han brought them to land was a fishing village. When Ye Feng passed through the village, he smelled a strong smell of urine.
"Hey, let me go, this smell, do the children in this village urinate everywhere?" the fat man said while covering his nose and frowning.
"It doesn't seem to be...the smell of urine...it seems to be boiled..." Ye Feng also said, holding his nose, and walked into the yard of a random family, and found that they were cooking something on an earthen stove.
On top of the clay stove was a huge black pot. Although it was covered with a lid, it was easy to tell that the smell of urine was coming from inside.
Several villagers gathered around another newly built stove, pouring a bucket of slightly viscous yellow liquid into the pot.
Then put in basket after basket of eggs, cover the pot and start cooking.
"Damn it... pee boiled eggs! What kind of operation is this!" The fat man was completely dumbfounded, and Ye Feng didn't quite understand.
And by the looks of it, the whole village is cooking this kind of urine boiled eggs.
"Go and ask, what's going on...it's really eye-opening..." Ye Feng poked the fat man.
"My fellow... what is this!" the fat man asked as he took out a cigarette and handed it to an old man.
The old man looked at the three of them, and he didn't look like a bad guy in his clothes. He took a deep breath from the cigarette and said, "Boil the boy's eggs!"
"Boy's eggs? How many boys' eggs did you have to cook in this pot! And the ones just now weren't eggs?" The fat man was completely dumbfounded.
"Why are you so fucking good at associating!" Ye Feng kicked the fat man's ass, "The boy's egg obviously means using boy's urine to boil eggs, what boy's balls!"
"Oh!" The fat man smiled a little embarrassedly, "Fellows, what are you cooking boy's eggs for?"
The fat man originally thought it was used to ward off evil spirits, but the fellow smiled honestly: "Of course it's for eating!"
This answer made Ye Feng and Fatty dumbfounded.
This fellow seems to receive a lot of foreigners. Seeing that the three are interested, he started talking about the boy:
"In our side, every spring, the village will boil boy's eggs, because the old man said that eating this egg will not make you feel sleepy and weak in spring, and you will not suffer from heat stroke in summer.
Generally, people on our side have eaten it since childhood.
Therefore, whenever boys’ eggs are boiled, there is a queue in the kindergarten to pick up boys’ urine. It must be the urine of boys under the age of five, and the urine of little girls is not allowed, nor is it allowed for those over 5 years old. "
Although Ye Feng didn't understand it, he respected this custom, and it was also recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica" about the medical efficacy of boy's urine:
Human urine is reincarnation wine and Huanyuan soup, especially for boys.Boy’s urine clears away heat and is cold in nature. It is mainly used to treat cold and heat headaches, fullness of the abdomen, moisten the skin, benefit the large intestine, relieve cough and tuberculosis, relieve fatigue and thirst, moisten the heart and lungs, as well as some gynecological diseases, bruises and eye diseases.
So there may be some scientific basis for this thing.
But what Ye Feng is curious about is that it is almost winter now, and it is not the season of spring, so why are they cooking baby eggs?
The fat man also noticed this problem, and asked the old man, unexpectedly, the old man sighed: "Resist evil spirits, the village is really not peaceful now..."
Hearing that there was something evil, Ye Feng stood up and showed the magic weapon on his belt: "Old man, I am a Taoist priest, you can tell me about the evil."
The old man glanced at the magic weapon on the belt, but looking at Ye Feng's age, he was also suspicious of his words, but he said slowly:
"It's about our reservoir. Many children have died there recently..."
"It's not the season for swimming, is it? What are children doing in the reservoir?"
Ye Feng asked back, and the old man sighed, "That's the strange thing! As long as children pass by the reservoir, they will be pulled in, and there is a blood-red handprint on the ankle of the child's body that was picked up.
The older generation said that it was caused by water ghosts, so in this season, cook the boy’s eggs again to add some yang energy to the children, and at the same time let a few adults eat them, go down to the reservoir to see what it is..."
Ye Feng understood, and said that this matter is on me, don't worry, he is just doing justice for the sky, and he will not take any money.
There are too many fake Taoist priests now, and Ye Feng can only prove his ability by being free.
It's just that the old man obviously doesn't trust the young man, "Thank you very much. When the time comes, you can go down with the guys from our village who have already been selected, so that you can have someone to take care of you."
Ye Feng didn't shirk it either, it was just a few water ghosts, and he could take care of them by himself, so it was meaningless to spend more time talking.
As the old man spoke, he called out four strong men in the local dialect, said something, pointed at Ye Feng, the four men also nodded to Ye Feng, and then their eyes were attracted by Si Han.
Si Han dodged backwards, and stood behind Ye Feng fearfully.
The old man snarled, and those men looked away, grabbed Ye Feng's hand and said thanks.
"These pots of boy's eggs are for the children to eat. Yesterday, a few pots of boy's eggs were cooked. After you finish eating, go to the reservoir. You must catch that water ghost!"
As the old man said, he brought out a pot of boy's eggs from the house, and the eggs were still soaked in yellow urine.
Ye Feng swallowed and said that the eggs were all broken...
"Of course, only the broken ones are for you to eat. These are good cooked food! Whole ones, just give them to us." The old man smiled, and the four strong men had already picked them up. The hard-boiled eggs were eaten.
The kindness is hard to give up, so Ye Feng had no choice but to pick up a broken egg and peel it off, took a deep breath, chewed it and swallowed it, not even daring to taste the taste.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry, this pot is all yours, you must finish it, so that the yang energy on your body will increase greatly!" The old man said to Ye Feng.
The faces of the four strong men were full of surprise and enjoyment, while Ye Feng looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
This is not eating feces, this is really eating urine...
I didn't want to eat it, but the old man picked up the egg and stuffed it into his hands with great enthusiasm. He had no choice but to eat another one.
The fat man next to him looked cheerful, "Crazy, just swallowed an egg and choked on it, hurry up and drink the soup and go down!"
Si Han looked at the yellow "soup" and said to the fat man with a displeased face: "Brother fat, are you a devil... How can you drink this soup..."
Ye Feng also looked at the fat man with a constipated face, helplessly, and ate an egg again, but this time he chewed slowly, otherwise he would really choke, what should the old man do if he enthusiastically asked him to drink soup...
In fact, the taste of this boy's egg seems not as bad as imagined. To put it bluntly, there is only one taste: salty.
Ye Feng reluctantly ate three of them, but fortunately, it was a good thing in their eyes, and the four strong men almost ate it as if they were grabbing it.
When Ye Feng finished eating for the third time, the pot was gone.
"Let's go, I wish you a triumphant return." The old man said, and continued to look at the boy's eggs on the stove. Whenever the boy's urine in it decreased, the old man would add "soup" to it...
Four strong men and Ye Feng walked on the road leading to the reservoir from the village. The villagers also knew that they went to catch the water ghost today.
Then they followed Ye Feng and the others until they were ten meters away from the dam of the reservoir, but no one dared to approach them anymore.
These men also encouraged themselves and took a few deep breaths, but none of them dared to take the first step.
Ye Feng smiled and became the first person to eat crabs, taking the fat man and Si Han to the dam first.
The surface of the lake is calm, and there is no feeling of Yin Qi, Ye Feng is a little strange, if it is the water ghost, why is there no Yin Qi?
The four strong men dared to climb up after seeing Ye Feng standing for a while, began to take off their clothes, and wrapped ropes around their waists.
These men living by the sea are all good at water, but they are just a little afraid of the water ghosts underneath.
"Little Taoist, how do you swim?" the men asked.
"It's average, barely passable." Ye Feng replied pertinently.
"Then...or else you should stay on the shore. Once you find something is wrong, you can use the rope to pull us up." The four men handed the rope to Ye Feng's hands and said solemnly.
Ye Feng nodded. Anyway, there is no sinister energy here, maybe it's just some special creature's mischief, so he didn't force it, and grabbed the rope.
"Boy, you have to be careful. The lives of our brothers are all in your hands, so don't be scared away!" Another man looked at Ye Feng and said mockingly.
This young young man doesn't look like a Taoist priest at all. Most likely he came here to eat and drink, so he naturally looked down on him.
Ye Feng didn't argue, "Got it."
The fat man wanted to say a few words, but was stopped by Ye Feng's eyes. People who practice Taoism should not pay so much attention to fame and fortune.
The four men turned over and went into the water. Ye Feng squatted on the bank, observing the water surface all the time...
(End of this chapter)
"Chaoshan area." Ye Feng pointed to a brand of Chaoshan beef hot pot and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, we will go back by car."
"We have different paths, Lingxiu and I will leave first." Zhuge Ming supported Zhang Lingxiu and waved to Ye Feng: "There will be a period later."
"Okay." Ye Feng nodded and watched the two leave.
"Hey, haven't you left their contact information yet?" the fat man reminded.
"To make friends in the Taoist system, everything depends on fate." Ye Feng shrugged, and looked in the direction where the two left: "The heart is together, there is no need to leave such hypocritical things as contact information."
"It's so pretentious." The fat man said helplessly, "When you met a girl and asked for her contact information, you didn't have a Taoist system."
"Really? How did I forget that I still care about the girls' contact information, isn't it always the girls who give me the contact information?" Ye Feng replied with a strange expression on his face.
"Brother, I'm sorry to bother you." Faced with Ye Feng's pretentious three consecutive attempts, the fat man had no choice but to admit defeat.
The coastline where Si Han brought them to land was a fishing village. When Ye Feng passed through the village, he smelled a strong smell of urine.
"Hey, let me go, this smell, do the children in this village urinate everywhere?" the fat man said while covering his nose and frowning.
"It doesn't seem to be...the smell of urine...it seems to be boiled..." Ye Feng also said, holding his nose, and walked into the yard of a random family, and found that they were cooking something on an earthen stove.
On top of the clay stove was a huge black pot. Although it was covered with a lid, it was easy to tell that the smell of urine was coming from inside.
Several villagers gathered around another newly built stove, pouring a bucket of slightly viscous yellow liquid into the pot.
Then put in basket after basket of eggs, cover the pot and start cooking.
"Damn it... pee boiled eggs! What kind of operation is this!" The fat man was completely dumbfounded, and Ye Feng didn't quite understand.
And by the looks of it, the whole village is cooking this kind of urine boiled eggs.
"Go and ask, what's going on...it's really eye-opening..." Ye Feng poked the fat man.
"My fellow... what is this!" the fat man asked as he took out a cigarette and handed it to an old man.
The old man looked at the three of them, and he didn't look like a bad guy in his clothes. He took a deep breath from the cigarette and said, "Boil the boy's eggs!"
"Boy's eggs? How many boys' eggs did you have to cook in this pot! And the ones just now weren't eggs?" The fat man was completely dumbfounded.
"Why are you so fucking good at associating!" Ye Feng kicked the fat man's ass, "The boy's egg obviously means using boy's urine to boil eggs, what boy's balls!"
"Oh!" The fat man smiled a little embarrassedly, "Fellows, what are you cooking boy's eggs for?"
The fat man originally thought it was used to ward off evil spirits, but the fellow smiled honestly: "Of course it's for eating!"
This answer made Ye Feng and Fatty dumbfounded.
This fellow seems to receive a lot of foreigners. Seeing that the three are interested, he started talking about the boy:
"In our side, every spring, the village will boil boy's eggs, because the old man said that eating this egg will not make you feel sleepy and weak in spring, and you will not suffer from heat stroke in summer.
Generally, people on our side have eaten it since childhood.
Therefore, whenever boys’ eggs are boiled, there is a queue in the kindergarten to pick up boys’ urine. It must be the urine of boys under the age of five, and the urine of little girls is not allowed, nor is it allowed for those over 5 years old. "
Although Ye Feng didn't understand it, he respected this custom, and it was also recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica" about the medical efficacy of boy's urine:
Human urine is reincarnation wine and Huanyuan soup, especially for boys.Boy’s urine clears away heat and is cold in nature. It is mainly used to treat cold and heat headaches, fullness of the abdomen, moisten the skin, benefit the large intestine, relieve cough and tuberculosis, relieve fatigue and thirst, moisten the heart and lungs, as well as some gynecological diseases, bruises and eye diseases.
So there may be some scientific basis for this thing.
But what Ye Feng is curious about is that it is almost winter now, and it is not the season of spring, so why are they cooking baby eggs?
The fat man also noticed this problem, and asked the old man, unexpectedly, the old man sighed: "Resist evil spirits, the village is really not peaceful now..."
Hearing that there was something evil, Ye Feng stood up and showed the magic weapon on his belt: "Old man, I am a Taoist priest, you can tell me about the evil."
The old man glanced at the magic weapon on the belt, but looking at Ye Feng's age, he was also suspicious of his words, but he said slowly:
"It's about our reservoir. Many children have died there recently..."
"It's not the season for swimming, is it? What are children doing in the reservoir?"
Ye Feng asked back, and the old man sighed, "That's the strange thing! As long as children pass by the reservoir, they will be pulled in, and there is a blood-red handprint on the ankle of the child's body that was picked up.
The older generation said that it was caused by water ghosts, so in this season, cook the boy’s eggs again to add some yang energy to the children, and at the same time let a few adults eat them, go down to the reservoir to see what it is..."
Ye Feng understood, and said that this matter is on me, don't worry, he is just doing justice for the sky, and he will not take any money.
There are too many fake Taoist priests now, and Ye Feng can only prove his ability by being free.
It's just that the old man obviously doesn't trust the young man, "Thank you very much. When the time comes, you can go down with the guys from our village who have already been selected, so that you can have someone to take care of you."
Ye Feng didn't shirk it either, it was just a few water ghosts, and he could take care of them by himself, so it was meaningless to spend more time talking.
As the old man spoke, he called out four strong men in the local dialect, said something, pointed at Ye Feng, the four men also nodded to Ye Feng, and then their eyes were attracted by Si Han.
Si Han dodged backwards, and stood behind Ye Feng fearfully.
The old man snarled, and those men looked away, grabbed Ye Feng's hand and said thanks.
"These pots of boy's eggs are for the children to eat. Yesterday, a few pots of boy's eggs were cooked. After you finish eating, go to the reservoir. You must catch that water ghost!"
As the old man said, he brought out a pot of boy's eggs from the house, and the eggs were still soaked in yellow urine.
Ye Feng swallowed and said that the eggs were all broken...
"Of course, only the broken ones are for you to eat. These are good cooked food! Whole ones, just give them to us." The old man smiled, and the four strong men had already picked them up. The hard-boiled eggs were eaten.
The kindness is hard to give up, so Ye Feng had no choice but to pick up a broken egg and peel it off, took a deep breath, chewed it and swallowed it, not even daring to taste the taste.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry, this pot is all yours, you must finish it, so that the yang energy on your body will increase greatly!" The old man said to Ye Feng.
The faces of the four strong men were full of surprise and enjoyment, while Ye Feng looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
This is not eating feces, this is really eating urine...
I didn't want to eat it, but the old man picked up the egg and stuffed it into his hands with great enthusiasm. He had no choice but to eat another one.
The fat man next to him looked cheerful, "Crazy, just swallowed an egg and choked on it, hurry up and drink the soup and go down!"
Si Han looked at the yellow "soup" and said to the fat man with a displeased face: "Brother fat, are you a devil... How can you drink this soup..."
Ye Feng also looked at the fat man with a constipated face, helplessly, and ate an egg again, but this time he chewed slowly, otherwise he would really choke, what should the old man do if he enthusiastically asked him to drink soup...
In fact, the taste of this boy's egg seems not as bad as imagined. To put it bluntly, there is only one taste: salty.
Ye Feng reluctantly ate three of them, but fortunately, it was a good thing in their eyes, and the four strong men almost ate it as if they were grabbing it.
When Ye Feng finished eating for the third time, the pot was gone.
"Let's go, I wish you a triumphant return." The old man said, and continued to look at the boy's eggs on the stove. Whenever the boy's urine in it decreased, the old man would add "soup" to it...
Four strong men and Ye Feng walked on the road leading to the reservoir from the village. The villagers also knew that they went to catch the water ghost today.
Then they followed Ye Feng and the others until they were ten meters away from the dam of the reservoir, but no one dared to approach them anymore.
These men also encouraged themselves and took a few deep breaths, but none of them dared to take the first step.
Ye Feng smiled and became the first person to eat crabs, taking the fat man and Si Han to the dam first.
The surface of the lake is calm, and there is no feeling of Yin Qi, Ye Feng is a little strange, if it is the water ghost, why is there no Yin Qi?
The four strong men dared to climb up after seeing Ye Feng standing for a while, began to take off their clothes, and wrapped ropes around their waists.
These men living by the sea are all good at water, but they are just a little afraid of the water ghosts underneath.
"Little Taoist, how do you swim?" the men asked.
"It's average, barely passable." Ye Feng replied pertinently.
"Then...or else you should stay on the shore. Once you find something is wrong, you can use the rope to pull us up." The four men handed the rope to Ye Feng's hands and said solemnly.
Ye Feng nodded. Anyway, there is no sinister energy here, maybe it's just some special creature's mischief, so he didn't force it, and grabbed the rope.
"Boy, you have to be careful. The lives of our brothers are all in your hands, so don't be scared away!" Another man looked at Ye Feng and said mockingly.
This young young man doesn't look like a Taoist priest at all. Most likely he came here to eat and drink, so he naturally looked down on him.
Ye Feng didn't argue, "Got it."
The fat man wanted to say a few words, but was stopped by Ye Feng's eyes. People who practice Taoism should not pay so much attention to fame and fortune.
The four men turned over and went into the water. Ye Feng squatted on the bank, observing the water surface all the time...
(End of this chapter)
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