Cultivation little Taoist
Chapter 855
Chapter 855
"A strong dragon can't overwhelm a local snake, and the bodyguards sent by the old hou are likely to be dissatisfied when they get here.
If you offend some important person because of you, then no one will be able to protect the two of you.
This Buddha has been here for a long time, and he has seen a lot of big and small things. He is purely out of the rivers and lakes, and he is also tactful, so he can better protect your safety.
Besides, there is still a little difference between the Buddha and the thief. "
"Yo, this master is knowledgeable?" The man looked at Ye Feng and said, "My name is Liangzi, what do you call me?"
"Ye Feng."
"Young master Ye, it's a pleasure to meet you." Liangzi cupped his hands, "I don't know how much you know about our Buddha and stubborn master?"
Ye Feng knew that Liangzi was deliberately testing himself, so he smiled:
"The difference between a Buddha and a thief is that the Buddha has his own set of rules.
Do not steal from the elderly, because that is their coffin book.
Two, don't steal children, because that's other people's pocket money.
Three don't steal from people with hasty and gloomy complexions, because that may be their life-saving money.
The ones who steal are basically people who look rich in clothes, because those people are not short of money.
Judging by your appearance, you are a living, right?
The method, in my opinion, is to eat the platform. "
That Liangzi was stunned, "Damn it!
Father!You really understand the game! "
Eating live and eating platforms are both Buddha's jargon, which refer to pickpocketing in a crowd and picking the pockets of coats respectively.
Ye Feng smiled, these are what the fat man once told him.
Fatty has traveled to many places and done many jobs before, so he has a fairly good understanding of the world.
In addition, in Yinxing Rivers and Lakes, there is also a business called "Thousand-Handed Buddha", which is similar to the trick of fetching objects from the air, so Ye Feng is no stranger to this.
"Buddha used to slip his wallet on the bus.
Foye's stealing skills are generally quite high, but his fighting skills are not good. To put it nicely, he is a skilled worker, and if he misses, he will be beaten up by the revolutionary masses and sent to the public security organs.
At that time, even if the Buddha succeeded, he was often blackmailed by the more arrogant master.
In order to avoid losing their money, most Buddhas vote under a certain stubborn master.
Those who protect the Buddha are called raising the Buddha, and those who can raise the Buddha, eat the Buddha, and wash the Buddha are all stubborn masters who dominate one side.
These buddhas have to pay tribute to these stubborn masters who eat Buddha after stealing their wallets, otherwise they won't be able to eat and walk around.
Sometimes the stubborn master will go up to "wash" when he sees the Buddha with glinting eyes.
There are also "Buddha eaters" in the compound, of course they are a minority, because most of them are not short of money at all.
There is also a rule for the Buddha to change jobs, that is, he must be approved by the stubborn master or after the two stubborn masters merge, the Buddha will follow the winner.
The purpose is to protect productivity and prevent the occurrence of a situation where one servant serves two masters.
Under the tremendous pressure of work, Buddha may take risks, in order to steal more, he knows that he can't do it, and the risk increases..."
"Master! Don't talk about it! You understand the situation!" Liangzi stretched out a thumb, "Then what you meant just now, is that you want to raise a group of buddhas to protect these two girls?"
"Almost, but the premise is that I need to find a few buddhas to follow me, and then I can talk to that Zhou master you mentioned.
This can be regarded as your rivers and lakes rules, right? "
Liang Zi said, and nodded in admiration, "Master, where are you from?
My life, Ryoko, will follow you! "
"Me, you will never understand where I am." Ye Feng smiled.
Liangzi also knew that this kind of people had great abilities, and there might be some big guy behind them. These buddhas traveled all over the world, and their eyesight was the most important thing, so naturally they didn't dare to ask more questions.
Afterwards, Liangzi got into Ye Feng's car and took them to find some Buddha masters.
"Isn't this kid surrendering too fast?
What if he was taken away so quickly in the process of protecting An Qi and Yuan'er in the future? "
The fat man looked at Ye Feng and Liangzi in the rearview mirror and said.
Liangzi hurriedly explained: "You two masters! Let alone your thunderous tactics convinced me, the main reason is that I really don't want to follow Master Zhou anymore!
Master Zhou is good at everything, but he seems to be suffering from a mental illness recently. Let us, the Buddhas under his command, steal some Dream Grass.
That dreaming grass, who knows what the hell it is! "
"Huaimengcao? Did he tell you what kind of grass it is?"
"According to the instructions passed down by the Buddha above, it is the kind that resembles red dandelions.
You said that we Buddhas harvested life from people, who carried that dandelion with them!
If you want to find dandelions, go to the big pond in Beihai Park or something!
As a result, Master Zhou said that he had to steal it from people, and he had to steal it within a month.
Well, we've been busy living like this, but we haven't heard of any Buddha stealing dream-bearing grass.
Since you have such thoughts this time, instead of waiting for me to be dealt with by Master Zhou, I might as well just surrender and follow you! "
"Huaimengcao?" Ye Feng thought for a while:
"It is a kind of exotic grass in myths and legends, which can dream and think, that is to say, if you hold the grass in your arms, you can dream of the person you want to dream of.
There is a record in Guo Xian's "Dong Ming Ji" in the Han Dynasty: "There is a dream grass, like a cattail leaf, red in color, shrinking into the ground during the day, and coming out at night, also known as Huai Mo. If you are pregnant with its leaves, you can know the good or bad of the dream, and you can test it immediately. Yes. Emperor Si thought of Mrs. Li's appearance, which is not available, so Shuo Nai presented a branch, which was conceived by the Emperor, and Yeguo dreamed of Mrs. Li, because it was changed to "Huaimeng Grass."
"Hey, my master is so talented!" Liangzi stretched out her thumb, "The information I found later was just this information, so where do you think us buddhas are going to steal this thing?
So, if your wrist is really strong enough, then quickly cover our buddhas, and save yourself from being repaired by Zhou Zhou. "
Ye Feng is a little strange, what is an ordinary person doing with Huaimengcao?
Does this matter have anything to do with Yin Xing?
But things have to be done one by one. Following Liangzi's guidance, Ye Feng and Fatty met the first Buddha in a park.
It was a strong man with five big and three thick, about 24 years old, with a fierce look on his face.
After Liangzi finished pointing, she seemed afraid of being seen by the Buddha, and immediately shrank her head under the car window.
It seems that this Buddha is a small leader.
"You come and I come?" Ye Feng looked at the fat man.
"Don't come here like this, it's too inferior." The fat man said, got out of the car and went to the Buddha, and told him that his name was Wang Feng and he wanted to accept him as a brother.
Foye glanced at the fat man nonchalantly: "It looks like you want to have a fight with Lord Zhou?"
"nature."
"Are you worthy?"
"Try?"
"can."
As soon as the Buddha finished his answer, he punched the fat man. The fat man dodged and let the Buddha attack with a smile on his face.
Liangzi told Ye Feng that this Buddha is the most famous in Gulou Street area, nicknamed Heizi, not only has a dark face, but also a dark heart, even darker hands, homeless and unemployed, he is a desperado.
Ye Feng nodded, watching the fat man dodge left and right with ease, but he didn't take it too seriously.
Seeing that he couldn't hit the fat man, the black man turned out a shiny knife in his hand, and stabbed at the fat man suddenly.
That's what the fat man was waiting for. He was really not afraid of anyone when he was playing with knives.
The saber fell into the hands of the fat man, and then he raised it, knocking the black man's knife to the ground.
"Man, are you convinced?" the fat man asked.
"Good skill.
But in terms of your background, can you confront Lord Zhou? "
"You don't need to worry about this. Wait for me here at night, and I will let you see how to meet Master Zhou."
Heizi nodded, and the matter was considered done.
The fat man returned to the car, and Ye Feng patted him on the shoulder: "Not bad, my skills have improved."
"That must be." Fatty smiled, started the car again and left.
The second Buddha Ryoko pointed to was a tall, thin man with freckles and a triangular face, like a snake's head.The two eyes are also like snake eyes, protruding from the eye sockets, squinting a bit, appearing sinister and vicious.
"This kid runs a solo gang, doesn't have a big brother, and practices solo by himself.
It's a good thing, if you can accept him, plus that black boy, it's enough to challenge Master Zhou. "
Pointing at the Buddha's back, Heizi introduced to Ye Feng and the fat man, "However, you have to be careful, he has a very poisonous heart."
"I'll do it." The fat man said, got out of the car again, and followed the Buddha into a quiet alley.
The freckled face stopped suddenly, and turned to look at the fat man with a smile on his face: "My lord, what's the point of following me?"
"Get acquainted, take a brother." Fatty replied with a half-smile.
The Buddha suddenly turned around and ran away.
The fat man hurried to catch up.
After running for more than ten steps, Buddha suddenly stopped, swung his right hand vigorously while turning around, and stabbed the fat man's face with a sharp knife.
The fat man couldn't hold back his feet anymore. Seeing a white light shooting towards his eyes, he hurriedly turned his head to the right, and felt the scalp above his left ear get hot, and blood flowed out all at once.
Ye Feng saw that the fat man had died, pushed open the door and got out of the car, and walked in slowly with a Five Emperors coin in his hand.
Fatty couldn't hold back, he raised his foot and kicked the Buddha down, then he jumped up again, aiming at the snake's face and kicked him hard a few times.
Freckled Face lay motionless on the ground like a dead snake.
The fat man bent down and picked up Queban's face knife, and when he was about to turn around and leave, the dead snake suddenly came back to life.
He leaped up from the ground, rushed forward and hugged the fat man's waist, a small knife appeared in his hand again, and stabbed him.
Without hesitation, the fat man stabbed back with a sharp knife, the arms wrapped around his body were released, and the snake collapsed limply on the ground, curled up into a ball.
Ye Feng walked over, and the fat man covered his ears: "The injury is on the root of the thigh, so I can't die.
To deal with such a poisonous person, you need to see some blood. "
Ye Feng nodded, went over to look at the injury on the freckled face, and mobilized the power of Longmen Zhongxing in his hand, preparing to treat him.
After all, tonight, he is still useful.
But at the moment Ye Feng lowered his head, the Buddha suddenly rolled his tongue, and a blade flew towards Ye Feng's face close at hand...
(End of this chapter)
"A strong dragon can't overwhelm a local snake, and the bodyguards sent by the old hou are likely to be dissatisfied when they get here.
If you offend some important person because of you, then no one will be able to protect the two of you.
This Buddha has been here for a long time, and he has seen a lot of big and small things. He is purely out of the rivers and lakes, and he is also tactful, so he can better protect your safety.
Besides, there is still a little difference between the Buddha and the thief. "
"Yo, this master is knowledgeable?" The man looked at Ye Feng and said, "My name is Liangzi, what do you call me?"
"Ye Feng."
"Young master Ye, it's a pleasure to meet you." Liangzi cupped his hands, "I don't know how much you know about our Buddha and stubborn master?"
Ye Feng knew that Liangzi was deliberately testing himself, so he smiled:
"The difference between a Buddha and a thief is that the Buddha has his own set of rules.
Do not steal from the elderly, because that is their coffin book.
Two, don't steal children, because that's other people's pocket money.
Three don't steal from people with hasty and gloomy complexions, because that may be their life-saving money.
The ones who steal are basically people who look rich in clothes, because those people are not short of money.
Judging by your appearance, you are a living, right?
The method, in my opinion, is to eat the platform. "
That Liangzi was stunned, "Damn it!
Father!You really understand the game! "
Eating live and eating platforms are both Buddha's jargon, which refer to pickpocketing in a crowd and picking the pockets of coats respectively.
Ye Feng smiled, these are what the fat man once told him.
Fatty has traveled to many places and done many jobs before, so he has a fairly good understanding of the world.
In addition, in Yinxing Rivers and Lakes, there is also a business called "Thousand-Handed Buddha", which is similar to the trick of fetching objects from the air, so Ye Feng is no stranger to this.
"Buddha used to slip his wallet on the bus.
Foye's stealing skills are generally quite high, but his fighting skills are not good. To put it nicely, he is a skilled worker, and if he misses, he will be beaten up by the revolutionary masses and sent to the public security organs.
At that time, even if the Buddha succeeded, he was often blackmailed by the more arrogant master.
In order to avoid losing their money, most Buddhas vote under a certain stubborn master.
Those who protect the Buddha are called raising the Buddha, and those who can raise the Buddha, eat the Buddha, and wash the Buddha are all stubborn masters who dominate one side.
These buddhas have to pay tribute to these stubborn masters who eat Buddha after stealing their wallets, otherwise they won't be able to eat and walk around.
Sometimes the stubborn master will go up to "wash" when he sees the Buddha with glinting eyes.
There are also "Buddha eaters" in the compound, of course they are a minority, because most of them are not short of money at all.
There is also a rule for the Buddha to change jobs, that is, he must be approved by the stubborn master or after the two stubborn masters merge, the Buddha will follow the winner.
The purpose is to protect productivity and prevent the occurrence of a situation where one servant serves two masters.
Under the tremendous pressure of work, Buddha may take risks, in order to steal more, he knows that he can't do it, and the risk increases..."
"Master! Don't talk about it! You understand the situation!" Liangzi stretched out a thumb, "Then what you meant just now, is that you want to raise a group of buddhas to protect these two girls?"
"Almost, but the premise is that I need to find a few buddhas to follow me, and then I can talk to that Zhou master you mentioned.
This can be regarded as your rivers and lakes rules, right? "
Liang Zi said, and nodded in admiration, "Master, where are you from?
My life, Ryoko, will follow you! "
"Me, you will never understand where I am." Ye Feng smiled.
Liangzi also knew that this kind of people had great abilities, and there might be some big guy behind them. These buddhas traveled all over the world, and their eyesight was the most important thing, so naturally they didn't dare to ask more questions.
Afterwards, Liangzi got into Ye Feng's car and took them to find some Buddha masters.
"Isn't this kid surrendering too fast?
What if he was taken away so quickly in the process of protecting An Qi and Yuan'er in the future? "
The fat man looked at Ye Feng and Liangzi in the rearview mirror and said.
Liangzi hurriedly explained: "You two masters! Let alone your thunderous tactics convinced me, the main reason is that I really don't want to follow Master Zhou anymore!
Master Zhou is good at everything, but he seems to be suffering from a mental illness recently. Let us, the Buddhas under his command, steal some Dream Grass.
That dreaming grass, who knows what the hell it is! "
"Huaimengcao? Did he tell you what kind of grass it is?"
"According to the instructions passed down by the Buddha above, it is the kind that resembles red dandelions.
You said that we Buddhas harvested life from people, who carried that dandelion with them!
If you want to find dandelions, go to the big pond in Beihai Park or something!
As a result, Master Zhou said that he had to steal it from people, and he had to steal it within a month.
Well, we've been busy living like this, but we haven't heard of any Buddha stealing dream-bearing grass.
Since you have such thoughts this time, instead of waiting for me to be dealt with by Master Zhou, I might as well just surrender and follow you! "
"Huaimengcao?" Ye Feng thought for a while:
"It is a kind of exotic grass in myths and legends, which can dream and think, that is to say, if you hold the grass in your arms, you can dream of the person you want to dream of.
There is a record in Guo Xian's "Dong Ming Ji" in the Han Dynasty: "There is a dream grass, like a cattail leaf, red in color, shrinking into the ground during the day, and coming out at night, also known as Huai Mo. If you are pregnant with its leaves, you can know the good or bad of the dream, and you can test it immediately. Yes. Emperor Si thought of Mrs. Li's appearance, which is not available, so Shuo Nai presented a branch, which was conceived by the Emperor, and Yeguo dreamed of Mrs. Li, because it was changed to "Huaimeng Grass."
"Hey, my master is so talented!" Liangzi stretched out her thumb, "The information I found later was just this information, so where do you think us buddhas are going to steal this thing?
So, if your wrist is really strong enough, then quickly cover our buddhas, and save yourself from being repaired by Zhou Zhou. "
Ye Feng is a little strange, what is an ordinary person doing with Huaimengcao?
Does this matter have anything to do with Yin Xing?
But things have to be done one by one. Following Liangzi's guidance, Ye Feng and Fatty met the first Buddha in a park.
It was a strong man with five big and three thick, about 24 years old, with a fierce look on his face.
After Liangzi finished pointing, she seemed afraid of being seen by the Buddha, and immediately shrank her head under the car window.
It seems that this Buddha is a small leader.
"You come and I come?" Ye Feng looked at the fat man.
"Don't come here like this, it's too inferior." The fat man said, got out of the car and went to the Buddha, and told him that his name was Wang Feng and he wanted to accept him as a brother.
Foye glanced at the fat man nonchalantly: "It looks like you want to have a fight with Lord Zhou?"
"nature."
"Are you worthy?"
"Try?"
"can."
As soon as the Buddha finished his answer, he punched the fat man. The fat man dodged and let the Buddha attack with a smile on his face.
Liangzi told Ye Feng that this Buddha is the most famous in Gulou Street area, nicknamed Heizi, not only has a dark face, but also a dark heart, even darker hands, homeless and unemployed, he is a desperado.
Ye Feng nodded, watching the fat man dodge left and right with ease, but he didn't take it too seriously.
Seeing that he couldn't hit the fat man, the black man turned out a shiny knife in his hand, and stabbed at the fat man suddenly.
That's what the fat man was waiting for. He was really not afraid of anyone when he was playing with knives.
The saber fell into the hands of the fat man, and then he raised it, knocking the black man's knife to the ground.
"Man, are you convinced?" the fat man asked.
"Good skill.
But in terms of your background, can you confront Lord Zhou? "
"You don't need to worry about this. Wait for me here at night, and I will let you see how to meet Master Zhou."
Heizi nodded, and the matter was considered done.
The fat man returned to the car, and Ye Feng patted him on the shoulder: "Not bad, my skills have improved."
"That must be." Fatty smiled, started the car again and left.
The second Buddha Ryoko pointed to was a tall, thin man with freckles and a triangular face, like a snake's head.The two eyes are also like snake eyes, protruding from the eye sockets, squinting a bit, appearing sinister and vicious.
"This kid runs a solo gang, doesn't have a big brother, and practices solo by himself.
It's a good thing, if you can accept him, plus that black boy, it's enough to challenge Master Zhou. "
Pointing at the Buddha's back, Heizi introduced to Ye Feng and the fat man, "However, you have to be careful, he has a very poisonous heart."
"I'll do it." The fat man said, got out of the car again, and followed the Buddha into a quiet alley.
The freckled face stopped suddenly, and turned to look at the fat man with a smile on his face: "My lord, what's the point of following me?"
"Get acquainted, take a brother." Fatty replied with a half-smile.
The Buddha suddenly turned around and ran away.
The fat man hurried to catch up.
After running for more than ten steps, Buddha suddenly stopped, swung his right hand vigorously while turning around, and stabbed the fat man's face with a sharp knife.
The fat man couldn't hold back his feet anymore. Seeing a white light shooting towards his eyes, he hurriedly turned his head to the right, and felt the scalp above his left ear get hot, and blood flowed out all at once.
Ye Feng saw that the fat man had died, pushed open the door and got out of the car, and walked in slowly with a Five Emperors coin in his hand.
Fatty couldn't hold back, he raised his foot and kicked the Buddha down, then he jumped up again, aiming at the snake's face and kicked him hard a few times.
Freckled Face lay motionless on the ground like a dead snake.
The fat man bent down and picked up Queban's face knife, and when he was about to turn around and leave, the dead snake suddenly came back to life.
He leaped up from the ground, rushed forward and hugged the fat man's waist, a small knife appeared in his hand again, and stabbed him.
Without hesitation, the fat man stabbed back with a sharp knife, the arms wrapped around his body were released, and the snake collapsed limply on the ground, curled up into a ball.
Ye Feng walked over, and the fat man covered his ears: "The injury is on the root of the thigh, so I can't die.
To deal with such a poisonous person, you need to see some blood. "
Ye Feng nodded, went over to look at the injury on the freckled face, and mobilized the power of Longmen Zhongxing in his hand, preparing to treat him.
After all, tonight, he is still useful.
But at the moment Ye Feng lowered his head, the Buddha suddenly rolled his tongue, and a blade flew towards Ye Feng's face close at hand...
(End of this chapter)
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