Cultivation little Taoist

Chapter 868 Near Death
"Here! I found it!

I will read it to you! "

This group of people may have been under too much pressure in the business world and officialdom, so they are making fun of Ye Feng at this time:
"Maoshan recruits Taoist priests

[-]. Remuneration and subsidies

Interns need to work for two years, including food and lodging, subject to business trips to do things at home, and pay allowances, 18000 a month.

After becoming a regular, it depends on the ability, 20000 to 50000 a month.

Depending on the level of repair, the maximum is more than 80000/month, all of which are tax-free and have year-end bonuses.

[-]. Specific requirements

[-]. There is no limit to men and women, technical secondary school or above is sufficient, and graduate students are preferred.

[-]. Those who can proficiently recite classic works such as "Tao Te Ching" and "Taoist Book of Changes" are preferred, and those who believe in other beliefs are preferred. Welcome to practice Taoism.

3. The working hours are eight hours a day. During this period, abstain from sex and alcohol, and in principle do not interfere with private life after get off work.

[-]. Internship arrangement
Assigned by this temple to each local temple to practice, the monthly salary depends on the amount of sesame oil, dividends, performance appraisal, and 72 unique skills taught by the heavenly master after the internship period expires.

Take a look!

They are also high-paid earners with a monthly income of tens of thousands!

Maybe fellow Daoist Ye has a monthly income of more than [-] yuan! "

Everyone laughed, and the atmosphere was very cheerful.

A monthly income of [-] is indeed an astronomical figure for ordinary people.

But for them, the rich second generation and official second generation, they really look down on them.

Let alone being such a deceitful Taoist priest with no conscience.

In their eyes, Ye Feng was like a clown.

"Xia Banhua, your family's property is not small! Why did you find such a person!"

"Hahaha, Taoist priests don't interfere during off-duty hours! Maybe Xia Banhua also met when they went up the mountain to worship incense?"

Everyone talked happily, Ye Feng shrugged, took out his mobile phone, turned on the speakerphone, and called Kong Lingzi.

The call was connected quickly, Kong Lingzi respectfully said to Ye Feng:

"Tianshi Ye, what do you want from me?"

The audience instantly became silent.

Kong Lingzi's voice was old, but he was very respectful to Ye Feng. Everyone looked at this little Taoist priest curiously.

"I heard from others that you posted a job advertisement for Maoshan?"

Ye Feng said, repeating all the recruitment information that this person said just now.

Kong Lingzi was directly furious: "Which bastard arranges our Maoshan!

Let's talk about the monthly salary of [-], who will pay it!

Now that I am a celestial master of the outer sect, I have to plan carefully for my meals every day!
Taoist priests pay attention to pure heart and few desires, isn't this a lie!

Who arranged our Maoshan, I sue him!

No, don't tell him, just make a formation and kill him quietly, you bastard! "

Ye Feng looked at the man, the man was trembling all over, but he tried his best:

"Ye Daoyou, you are too much like a liar!

There is also someone to be your friend!
Hahaha, I wouldn't believe it so easily! "

"Wait a minute, this seems to be the voice of the Heavenly Master Konglingzi..." Song Yi said, and asked loudly: "Excuse me, are you really the Heavenly Master Konglingzi?"

"Yo, it turns out that Jushi Song Yi is also nearby!

Who is arranging our Maoshan!

I don't need to talk about the specific lawsuit, right? "

Kong Lingzi said sharply.

Song Yi's face changed, it was really Kong Lingzi Celestial Master!

After provoking such a person at the level of a celestial master, if he really uses the Maoshan technique to find him, no one here can handle it!
"It's just a party joke, Master Kong Lingzi, please don't take it seriously.

After waiting for a while, I personally came to the door with a gift to apologize! "

"Don't talk about it being useless!
If Ye Tianshi gets into trouble with me again, you don’t want to hang your name as a layman under my Maoshan!
We, Maoshan, can't afford to lose this man! "

"Definitely! Definitely!"

Song Yi repeatedly agreed, Kong Lingzi snorted, and then respectfully said to Ye Feng:

"Tianshi Ye, is there anything else?"

"No, you go to sleep.

I may go back and live for a few days later. "

"Okay, I'll let Xiao Maozi hold the door for you.

This time the old heavenly master didn't see you when he came back, so I knew you would come back sooner or later. "

Ye Feng exchanged a few words, then hung up the phone, looked at the man and said with a smile:

"How many sentences have been passed for spreading rumors?"

Where did this man dare to speak? Song Yi said that the person on the opposite side was the genuine Maoshan Tianshi, and this kid was also called Ye Tianshi by that Kong Lingzi.

At this time, all he had left was silence.

Many people do not believe in ghosts and gods, but very few people do not respect ghosts and gods.

If a Maoshan Taoist priest stands in front of you, no one dares to insult Taoism with wild words.

Even if they didn't beat you at the time, and went back to perform some small magic tricks, it is definitely not something ordinary people can resist.

The change of Song Yi's attitude instantly changed everyone's attitude, and they also treated Ye Feng respectfully.

Ye Feng faced all kinds of jokes seriously this time, and finally crushed them with absolute strength, and he had to make these people dissatisfied.

But there is one exception, and that is Liu Kai.

The dishes were served one by one until a plate of shredded kelp was served. The kelp was cut so thin that it was uncomfortable and tender.

Liu Kai was fine at first, but suddenly his face changed, staring at the plate of kelp in a daze.

"Eat, old Liu."

Seeing him in a daze, the people sitting next to him pushed and shoved him, but Liu Kai hummed and still didn't move his chopsticks.

"Don't you think that kelp thread is weird?"

Liu Kai said suddenly, his voice was very low, and was immediately drowned in loud laughter.

But the direction he was facing when he spoke happened to be Ye Feng.

Ye Feng heard it, and asked him why with a smile.

"Don't you think that dish of kelp looks like a pile of dead man's hair?"

Liu Kai said in a low voice, with a terrifying expression on his face.

"You Maoshan Taoists, do you often encounter all kinds of monsters and ghosts? Are there any monsters that kill people with their hair?"

"Look at that plate of kelp, it's a black piece, does it look like hair?
I can still seem to see through those hairs that there is an eye staring at me buried in it.

Ye Tianshi, are you afraid? "

Liu Kai said in a low and terrifying voice, and the people next to him lost their appetite instantly, "Damn it, scourge, you still keep people from eating!"

"Hahaha! Just teasing you!

I failed to fool Ye Tianshi, but I didn't expect to scare you enough!

Why are you still as naive as before, you're so fucking gullible.

Cut, boring! "

Liu Kai suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly, then picked up a large chopstick and shredded kelp into his mouth.

Everyone laughed, and the person sitting next to Liu Kai shook his head helplessly.

Song Yi suddenly glared at Liu Kai, as if blaming him for his rude words to Ye Feng.

Liu Kai smiled awkwardly, lowered his head and ate hard.

"I thought you really knew, so you were trying to scare people!" Ye Feng shrugged.

"Really know what?" Liu Kai asked suspiciously with a big mouthful of kelp in his mouth.

"I know it's a plate of hair!" Ye Feng said: "After you eat it, you will die in about half an hour!

You are right, there are indeed demons and ghosts who kill people with their hair, but generally speaking, they are the result of doing evil.

It's still too late for you to spit out the shredded kelp now. "

"Hahahahaha!" Liu Kai laughed loudly, "Master Ye, your ability to deceive people is obviously not as good as mine!

Although I said it very seriously, how could such a thing happen!
Don't think that if you can fool Song Yi, Xia Banhua, and these trash, you can fool me too!
I just ate this plate of kelp shreds, what if I don’t die! "

"You're lucky if you don't die, but the chances of dying are very high!" Ye Feng shrugged, "Believe it or not, you will fall down if you don't believe it."

"Hahaha, I believe you are a Taoist priest!

You Taoist priests like to deceive people with such ambiguous words!

I just ate it, so what! "

Liu Kai said, chewing on the shredded kelp in his mouth.

Everyone just smiled mischievously, no one wanted to touch Liu Kai's bad luck or Ye Feng's bad luck, they just drank wine silently.

Just halfway through the banquet, Liu Kai stood up to take a urinate, but before he took a few steps, his face suddenly changed. He pressed his hands on his throat, as if he was stuck by something, and then knelt on the ground and coughed violently.

The man next to him walked over and wanted to help him up, but Liu Kai's body was very heavy, as if stuck to the ground, his breathing became heavier and his face turned red.

Everyone gathered around one after another, some said they might have choked, some said they might have fallen ill, but Liu Kai himself couldn't say a word.

He just looked at Song Yi.

With a sullen face, Song Yitie ordered someone to call 120 while looking at Liu Kai.

Song Yi's eyes were as cold as iron.

Ye Feng shook his head, maybe people in politics are like this.

Liu Kai began to struggle violently and painfully. He looked around and suddenly rushed to the dining table. No one knew what he was going to do.

He picked up the knife for slicing roast duck, hesitated for a moment, but quickly cut it to his own throat.

"It's almost enough, don't be so stubborn." Ye Feng said coldly, and popped out a five emperor's coin from his hand, and hit the roast duck knife on the ground.

The knife flew out, and Liu Kai still knelt on the ground uncomfortable, trying to say something.

Everyone formed a circle around Liu Kai as if they were watching a play. Although 120 was played, it would take a while.

Ye Feng walked over, grabbed Liu Kai's neck directly, and then put his fingers into his throat, digging something out.

Liu Kai's breathing became heavier and heavier, but it was very dull, like a broken blower, making a whirring sound.

Everyone didn't know what Ye Feng was doing, and the people present were completely stunned. Even in the movie, everyone had never seen such a situation.

Ye Feng pulled out a bunch of black filaments from Liu Kai's throat.

It looked like the kelp just now, but upon closer inspection, it was a mass of hair.

Liu Kai coughed twice, spat out a mouthful of blood, and then lay down on the ground.

Song Yi didn't say a word, but Ye Feng saw his hands hanging down on both sides of his body trembling.

Liu Kai passed out just like that, his chubby head seemed to be swollen even more, and his eyes rolled out, like a dead fat-headed fish.

If it wasn't for Ye Feng's shot, he would have been suffocated to death or committed suicide with a roast duck knife.

The eyes of everyone looking at Ye Feng changed, and at the same time, Ye Feng also felt that faint yin energy was still floating around...

(End of this chapter)