Cultivation little Taoist

Chapter 901
A sword of heaven and earth was quickly formed in front of Ye Feng, piercing through the sky.

"You can cut the world, you can cut Daoqing, I don't know if you can cut it or not!"

Ye Feng roared angrily, facing Feng Xi who was still panting, he swung the sword suddenly.

The gigantic sword of heaven and earth slashed down, straight to the top of Feng Xi's head.

Feng Xi roared angrily, with his nose turned upwards, he bit the blade of the Sword of Heaven and Earth with his fangs.

For a while, the two sides began to be at a stalemate.

"Look at your uncle?!

Fuck him! "

Ye Feng's forehead was covered with fine sweat, and Nanwu Gatlin recharged the super electromagnetic cannon belatedly.

"Your uncle, can you hurry up!"

The blade of Ye Feng's sword of heaven and earth has gradually cracked, and the breath on it is escaping at a high speed.

In another 15 seconds, the sword of heaven and earth will definitely collapse.

"All right!"

Nanmo Gatling's super electromagnetic gun was ready again, and a thick beam of light rushed towards the seal.

"Today I'm going to kill you!"

The electromagnetic cannon slammed into Feng Xi's crotch, which was the weakest part of Feng Xi.

"Ow!"

That Feng Xi yelled in pain, and swung the Sword of Heaven and Earth again, instantly cutting that rough-skinned and thick-skinned Feng Xi in half!
Ye Feng landed on the swamp, Jiu Lan happily came over and hugged Ye Feng's arm: "Brother Ye, your move is too powerful!
It finally worked! "

"No! Not yet!"

Ye Feng's eyes were fixed on the Feng Xi that was divided into two halves, it was healing rapidly, and at the same time, there was a faint light shining, revealing a total of four Feng Xi.

"I rely on!
I asked why this seal is so big!

It turned out that it was formed by the fusion of Feng Xi under the command of the four Rain Gods! "

If this is the case, if it is cut in half, it will not kill him, the only way is to cut it into four pieces and kill the four little seals at the same time.

Ye Feng gritted his teeth, the stellar energy consumed by the sword of heaven and earth at one time was really too great, it felt like being drained instantly.

"You can't kill him like this!" Ye Feng looked at Nanmo Gatlin, "Do you have any good ideas?"

"Of course, you may not know what my brother and I used to do." Nanwu Gatlin smiled, "Before my brother, he was an unrivaled craftsman among the 72 professions of old BJ—a pig craftsman!"

Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, "I just heard what you said just now. What does this mean..."

"To castrate a pig is actually to castrate a pig.

People are called eunuchs, but pigs are called castrates.

If you have to say it, it can be regarded as a castration operation.

This kind of technology is more domineering, and the male and the female take it all, so the word "劁" is used.

The reason is the same as that of eunuchs as eunuchs in ancient times.

The pig was born in the Eastern Han Dynasty. This kind of miraculous ancient method is derived from the true inheritance of Hua Tuo's superb surgical operations.

Back then, in the old BJ, the pig crafter took a pig knife and a pair of picks, traveled all over the countryside, ate thousands of meals, and was similar to the ancient knights.

Chen Yunzhan's "Zanyunlou Miscellaneous Notes" records that when Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang established his capital in Jinling, one year before New Year's Eve, he suddenly had a whim and ordered the ministers and officials to post Spring Festival couplets on the door to show a new look.

The next day, he went on a tour in micro-clothes and went to the folks to watch the Spring Festival couplets of various families for entertainment.

After cruising for a certain distance, he suddenly found that a family did not post Spring Festival couplets, so he sent his attendants to find out what happened.It turned out that the owner of the house was a pig, he could neither read nor write, and he was busy with things a year ago, so he hadn't hired someone to write for him.

After Taizu heard this, he asked someone to fetch the Four Treasures of the Study, and said happily, "Split the road of life and death with both hands, and cut the root of right and wrong with one knife."

Zhu Yuanzhang's Spring Festival couplets can be regarded as the most vivid and appropriate definition of our pig craftsmen. "

As Nanmo Gatlin said, he took out something similar to a flashlight, except that there were two thin pillars on the head of the flashlight.

Then it was turned on, and a laser beam was instantly generated between the two thin pillars.

"Let you see my piggy's sharp weapon and craftsmanship!"

As Nanmo Gatlin said, he rushed towards Feng Xi.

That Feng Xi was cut into two halves, and now he is recovering with his last breath, but it will not pose any major threat.

"Wait a minute, although this Fengxi is a pig, what's the use of you taking it?"

Ye Feng didn't understand.

"You don't understand this!" Namo Gatlin explained: "As long as it is a pig, it will become very docile as long as it is swallowed.

Why are domestic pigs so docile and only like to eat fat ones?

That's because domestic pigs have an extra program to kill pigs.

Back then, the advantage of pig breeding was that the pigs were neither fat nor fat.

Bad pigs eat a lot of food, which is not converted into fat, but to accumulate energy and vitality for reproduction, consume a lot of calories, and naturally cannot gain weight.

Pigs are restless.

The so-called satiety, warmth and thoughtfulness, even though pigs are livestock, they also have needs. All male pigs are slender, and all female pigs are graceful, ready to attract the opposite sex all day long and restless.

But he was born at the wrong time, reborn in a pigsty, and his social circle was too small, so he couldn’t get what he wanted in the end. He was depressed, and the more he ate, the thinner he became, wasting food in vain. The owner saw that he was thin, but he couldn’t bear to kill him. .

It will be different if you get married, your heart will not move in spring, your chest will not be impatient in summer, your mood will be melodious in autumn, and you will wait for the sun in winter...

In a word, when the pig is licked, the heart will be calm, the breath will be smooth, the body will be better, the food will be delicious, and naturally you will gain weight!
So, as long as this seal is broken, he will definitely be able to completely dispel his hostility, maybe everyone will grow so fat, and they will no longer have the intention to fit together and go down to the world to do harm to the world. "

"Are you sure?" Ye Feng was still skeptical.

"Hey, just wait and see.

My elder brother's skills in pig-pigs were named the little prince of pig-pigs by his peers back then!
Come and help me! "

Ye Feng nodded, and first used the cinnabar thread to trap half of Feng Xi's body on the ground.

I saw that Nanwu Gatlin's feet had their own uses. With his left foot, he half-kneeled on one of Feng Xi's legs, and his right foot supported the ground with all his strength, barely touching the part that should be touched.

This Nanwu Gatlin took out the special pig knife, held it in his mouth, grabbed the crotch of the boar with both hands, pinched it, and then freed his right hand to take the knife.

The head of this laser cutting pig knife is half the size of a duck egg and is triangular in shape. The top and two sides are sharp edges, which are used to cut the skin of pigs. There is a finger-long handle at the back with a hook at the end. Use it to hook out the "flowery intestines" in the pork belly.

Strange to say, Feng Xi seems to have a psychic, and seems to know what Nanmo Gatlin wants to do. When he sees Nanwu Gatlin wielding that destructive knife, he screams with all his strength, as if he would rather die than surrender.

Fortunately, Ye Feng's cinnabar thread is strong enough, and it can also hold down half of Feng Xi's body after applying Gang Qi.

Nanwu Gatlin deftly picked up the eggs with a knife and scratched them lightly twice. With a miserable wail, the two fell to the ground like lychees with their shells removed.

The whole process only takes about 5 minutes.

Perhaps it was because Feng Xi spoiled his mood, Nanwu Gatlin was so tired that his forehead was sweating, and his legs trembled slightly.

When he lifted his foot, that half of Feng Xi's body was already motionless.

After it was finished, Nanwu Gatlin applied a handful of black gunpowder to the pig's wound, and ignited it instantly with a click of "Here!" The seal howled again and then stopped moving. In an instant, it was divided into four little pigs, lying in the swamp like four domestic pigs, just humming and digging in the mud, as if they had no intention of fighting anymore.

Nanwu Gatlin kicked one of the little scorpions, and that scorpion didn't have any intention of attacking, it just ran away humming.

"It's done!" Namo Gatlin said with a grin on his face.

Ye Feng gave a thumbs up, "You are really awesome...

How can even pigs know it! "

"Hey, it's just my old job. I'm sorry, do you want this thing?" Nanwu Gatlin picked up the pair of huge pig eggs, "I think you are so romantic, you must need this."

"Get out, I am a cultivator, why are you so flirtatious!
That is the misunderstanding of the outside world! "Ye Feng scolded.

"Some of the pig's eggs that were harvested in the past were taken away by the pig farmer, and the accumulation became a big tonic appetizer.

Some were taken by the owner, steamed in a rice wok, and given to men to eat, saying that they were for nourishment.

But a seasoned piggy banker like me..."

Nanmo Gatlin waved his hand lightly, and threw the two gadgets into the sky.

This guy has a lot of strength, and everything he lost has disappeared without a trace.

"Are you..." Ye Feng asked.

"You are a cultural person, you must know that the "guns and ammunition" castrated by humans cannot be thrown away at will. They are usually put into a wooden brocade box and placed on a high shelf. The jargon is called "Gaosheng".

The purpose of "high promotion" is to allow the eunuch in charge to verify his body, and at the same time, the whole body can be buried when he dies.

Pigs are not human beings, so pig eggs naturally cannot be placed at home, so throw them into the sky as a way to "promote" them.

Or, take a soaring meaning, I wish you an early emergence. "

"Get out, curse me to death!" Ye Feng cursed.

"Haha, I was discovered by you." Namo Gatlin clasped his hands together.

"You said, do pigs become immortals better than humans?" Ye Feng looked at the sky and asked suddenly.

"Amitabha, what do you mean by these words?"

"Most people's cultivation focuses on getting rid of the six sense organs, having no desires or desires, seeing through the world of mortals, etc., that is, what you say in spring is restless, summer is calm, autumn is melodious, and winter is waiting for the sun...

And after the pig is castrated, it can be completed. "

"Perhaps the process of human cultivation is a process of self-cultivation." Nanmo Gatlin said with a smile.

"Is this why you gave up Buddhism and specialized in weapons?" Ye Feng said suddenly.

"It turns out that you are waiting for me after all this nonsense..." Nanwu Gatlin seemed to have expected it.

"Your weapon is not an ordinary weapon, it contains a particularly strange power.

And that power, I seem to have met someone. "Ye Feng said.

"Who?"

(End of this chapter)